NationStates Jolt Archive

(shamelessly copied and modified from the 'You know you're a liberal' thread)

You know you're a libertarian if you think...


1. We should privatize the army - who cares about the disturbing number of mercenaries, or their lack of loyalty?

2. You think everybody is out to restrict your various freedoms

3. Ayn Rand is a genius. Ann Coulter, on the other hand, is a moron.

4. The amount of money it will cost each individual citizen to pay for basic life needs should be supported by charity, and welfare is EVIL

5. When people try to discuss the current administration with you, your face
becomes red, you raise your voice and use the words: "government spending" and "increased the government bureaucracy and power"

6. You think there isn't enough libertarian bias to the media

7. You think all taxes are evil. And Ayn Rand is a voice a reason.

8. You're still not clear about what exactly was wrong with Capitalism.

9. Your parents paid for you to go to an expensive private college and five
years later you're making more than them

10. You like the sight of Gun[dam]s or soldiers
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Fellow libertartians, have you enjoyed this fine satire? :D

I'm not a Libertarian, but I voted for the party in the last election. And yes, it was good! :)

Aye it was funny.

You know you are a libertarian when liberals label you a neo-con and the neo-cons label you a liberal.

I don't think I get it. Randroids != libertarians.

While I think Ayn Rand is a genius, I'm not a liberatarian.

While I think Ayn Rand is a genius, I'm not a liberatarian.
See?

See?
But I'm also not an objectivist. Just someone that finds Ayn Rand a good novelist, and the best defender of capitalism.

You know you are a libertarian when liberals label you a neo-con and the neo-cons label you a liberal.

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But I'm also not an objectivist. Just someone that finds Ayn Rand a good novelist, and the best defender of capitalism.
You're *not* libertarian? Leave my thread!!! :D

3. Ayn Rand is a genius. Ann Coulter, on the other hand, is a moron.

What if I think they're both morons?

What if I think they're both morons?
At least you think :D

What if I think they're both morons?

You're a sexist pig who hates women, then. :confused: :D :p :headbang: :mad: :mp5:

You're a sexist pig who hates women, then. :confused: :D :p :headbang: :mad: :mp5:

Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Wait...

Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Wait...

I will not wait. It's now or never!

But I'm also not an objectivist. Just someone that finds Ayn Rand a good novelist, and the best defender of capitalism.
Well she may be a genius.

But the same could be said of Goebbel.

You know you are a libertarian when liberals label you a neo-con and the neo-cons label you a liberal.
Hahahahahahahahahaha that is TOO true...happens to me alll the time.

Hahahahahahahahahaha that is TOO true...happens to me alll the time.
I know! All the conservatives label me liberal and all the liberals look at me as an ub3r right winger

I know! All the conservatives label me liberal and all the liberals look at me as an ub3r right winger

I got called a hypocritical Republican when I voiced dissent against euthanasia one time. But meh.

Well she may be a genius.

I would refrain from considering any author who has to resort to overblown caricatures and uses no characters that can be defined as coming anywhere near reality to make a point as a genius.

You know you're Libertarian when you die because you weren't wearing a seatbelt. ;)

You know you're Libertarian when you die because you weren't wearing a seatbelt. ;)

Hehe. No, that's too many people to be a descriptor. To truly be a Libertarian, you have to have complained about being required to wear a seatbelt first. =)

Hehe. No, that's too many people to be a descriptor. To truly be a Libertarian, you have to have complained about being required to wear a seatbelt first. =)

Point.

You know you're Libertarian when you die because you weren't wearing a seatbelt. ;)
You know you're a libertarian when "nobody gets it".

You know you're a libertarian when "nobody gets it".

I got it. :(

I got it. :(

Can I have it?

Can I have it?

Of course not. Intellectual property and all that. :D

You know you're libertarian if you BUMPed this thread

You're a libertarian if you think that the Law of Gravity is coercive and should therefore be repealed.

You're a libertarian if you think that the Law of Gravity is coercive and should therefore be repealed.
ROFLMAO - good one!

You know you are a libertarian when liberals label you a neo-con and the neo-cons label you a liberal.
You're not alone.

I would refrain from considering any author who has to resort to overblown caricatures and uses no characters that can be defined as coming anywhere near reality to make a point as a genius.
I know. Dickens was a hack.