NationStates Jolt Archive


Hemorrhoids Cause Republicans

Whispering Legs
26-01-2005, 19:05
Again I was reading the paper and came across a startling article. It seems that the 19 blue states that voted for Crazy Kerry also account for 95% of all cases of stomach ulcers.

Red states are prone to another illness, informally called "southern buttcrack itch," or hemorrhoids which is caused by straining at the bowel and a diet low in fiber..
Miserah
26-01-2005, 20:29
Again I was reading the paper and came across a startling article. It seems that the 19 blue states that voted for Crazy Kerry also account for 95% of all cases of stomach ulcers.

Red states are prone to another illness, informally called "southern buttcrack itch," or hemorrhoids which is caused by straining at the bowel and a diet low in fiber..

I wish I got your paper :D