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Sophia (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/662/3goldengirls_5.jpg)
Rose (http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/3/7/8-11961-sm.jpg)
Blanche (http://www.starlinkproductions.com/hof/hofgrfx/rue_mcclanahan.jpg)
Dorothy (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/662/3BEASIGNED.jpg)

This is degrading to women everywhere, but I think Sophia is the obvious answer.

This is degrading to women everywhere, but I think Sophia is the obvious answer.
This poll doesn't degrade women, It glorifies them. Dorothy was a total hottie, but Blanche was always the sluttiest one, I'd let those two fight over me!

I'm guessing you had a puppet start this thread, cause that seems like a bold move for a first timer

Wow

Rose.

I'd fuck Rose so fucking hard.

Rose.

I'd fuck Rose so fucking hard.
Duuuuude.... you know you're right

Duuuuude.... you know you're right
"I will never bother you
I will never promise to
I will never follow you
I will never bother you

Never speak a word again
I will crawl away for good

I will move away from here
You won’t be afraid of fear
No thought was put into this
I always knew it would come to this
Things have never been so swell
I have never felt this well

Pain...
You know you’re right..."

Oh wait, we aren't singing Nirvana?
Bleeding shame...

"I will never bother you
I will never promise to
I will never follow you
I will never bother you

Never speak a word again
I will crawl away for good

I will move away from here
You won’t be afraid of fear
No thought was put into this
I always knew it would come to this
Things have never been so swell
I have never felt this well

Pain...
You know you’re right..."

Oh wait, we aren't singing Nirvana?
Bleeding shame...
I was actually :fluffle:

I'm guessing you had a puppet start this thread, cause that seems like a bold move for a first timer
I wonder who it could be?
:confused:

I wonder who it could be?
:confused:
thats a good question.........
123 NOT IT!


*eyes the floor for spiders*

thats a good question.........
123 NOT IT!
I sure hope it wasn't me...
I'd be soooo embarrased!

:D

Smell like teen spirit to me

Smell like teen spirit to me
Just come as you are, it's fine.

Who ever it was, I'm gonna pour some Pennyroyal tea in his pants

Who ever it was, I'm gonna pour some Pennyroyal tea in his pants
This thread is getting even kinkier! :p

This Topic is so wrong...

DIE TOPIC!

--------------------------------- :sniper:
Topic :mp5:

Who ever it was, I'm gonna pour some Pennyroyal tea in his pants
I bet he'll wish he hadn't been a son!

I bet he'll wish he hadn't been a son!
Damn sexists.
Why does every thread have to be about a girl?

This is degrading to women everywhere, but I think Sophia is the obvious answer.
More degrading to men BAh

Damn sexists.
Why does every thread have to be about a girl?
Whatever chauvinist came up with this is practically the man who sold the world.

Whatever chauvinist came up with this is practically the man who sold the world.
That bastard. And those grannies are looking at me like: "Rape me!"
How dare they tempt a pirate

Originally Posted by Legless Pirates
Damn sexists.
Why does every thread have to be about a girl?

Jesus Christ. There is nothing sexist about this thread, or any of the others. Feminists are degrading.

That bastard. And those grannies are looking at me like: "Rape me!"
How dare they tempt a pirate
Those grannies are scaring me, ancient hairspray queens that they are...

Jesus Christ.
In a handbasket?

Those grannies are scaring me, ancient hairspray queens that they are...
I bet they didn't have a moist va...a in aeons

I bet they didn't have a moist va...a in aeons
It's probably all just a big louge act.

It's probably all just a big louge act.
Gypies, Tramps and Thieves is what they are

Gypies, Tramps and Thieves is what they are
It's a real downer to realize how much of society is like this...

It's a real downer to realize how much of society is like this...
Millions of people living under the bridge...

Millions of people living under the bridge...
They're the reason I'm on lithium now.

They're the reason I'm on lithium now.
Beats the hell out of Mexican Seafood

Oh come on! That photo doesn't do Dorothy justice. Bea Arthur is HOT!!!! How old is she now, 80?

Beats the hell out of Mexican Seafood
Son of a Gun, seafood doesn't agree with my stomach.

Son of a Gun, seafood doesn't agree with my stomach.
Help me, I'm hungry. All this talking about food... :mad:

Son of a Gun, seafood doesn't agree with my stomach.
Damn, you guys really know how to milk it!

Damn, you guys really know how to milk it!
Oh God, we'd better stop, lest we leave a stain on the mattress!

Oh God, we'd better stop, lest we leave a stain on the mattress!
Stop if you must, but I will go on

Stop if you must, but I will go on
All apologies, my friend, but I mustn't bow out!

All apologies, my friend, but I mustn't bow out!

ah well you know what they say, misery loves company... you know, i hate myself and want to die

All apologies, my friend, but I mustn't bow out!
Luckily there isn't something in the way. Like a m0d or something

Rose.

Betty White was a fine piece of ass.

Luckily there isn't something in the way. Like a m0d or something
We'd sure look dumb if a mod locked this...

ah well you know what they say, misery loves company... you know, i hate myself and want to die
Well, when you have to serve the servants, it gets that way some days...

Well, I can't complain. I'm on a plain.

We'd sure look dumb if a mod locked this...
That would be a whole new sensation

We'd sure look dumb if a mod locked this...

*hides in an area know only as d-7, causally eating beans seasoned with mrs. buttersworth.*

*hides in an area know only as d-7, causally eating beans seasoned with mrs. buttersworth.*

Well aren't you the favourite of my saviors?

That would be a whole new sensation
I bet they'd throw us into a lake of fire!
:eek:

I bet they'd throw us into a lake of fire!
:eek:
Oh, the guilt

Hey!! Gimme back my alcohol! :mad:

Oh, the guilt
I guess Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam...
:(

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks11.jpg

I bet they'd throw us into a lake of fire!
:eek:

you know your right

Hey!! Gimme back my alcohol! :mad:

oooh, lyrics now too.. nice idea..

i dont care what you think unless it is about me.

I guess Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam...
:(
You know who you should talk to? Floyd the barber. He always makes me feel better

you know your right
Verse Chorus Verse..... we already had that one Adrian

i dont care what you think unless it is about me.

I miss the comfort in being sad :(

Verse Chorus Verse..... we already had that one Adrian
Oh well, it's a big long now, so don't go too hard on him...

Verse Chorus Verse..... we already had that one Adrian

damn those territorial pissings

Oh well, it's a big long now, so don't go too hard on him...
Okay.... But he COULD read back. It's not like he's down in the dark

damn those territorial pissings
They make the beeswax smell funny.

They make the beeswax smell funny.

thats just gross. stay away.

thats just gross. stay away.

Beware the return of the rat!

Here she comes now.

Get her off me!

Beware the return of the rat!

the rat and his scentless apprentice

*crunch crunch* Mmmh...pen cap...chew...*crunch*

Here she comes now.

Get her off me!
Quit twitching like that, you're looking like yo've had an aneurism.

the rat and his scentless apprentice
That apprentice is a heartbreaker

Here she comes now.

Get her off me!

dont worry about her, shes just a radio friendly unit shifter

dont worry about her, shes just a radio friendly unit shifter

Are you talking about a girl?

Quit twitching like that, you're looking like yo've had an aneurism.

your a real negative creep, you know that?

Are you talking about a girl?
Not my Sharona I hope

Are you talking about a girl?

no, im talking about dough, ray, and me

Not my Sharona I hope

psh... that big cheese

psh... that big cheese
She's my pay to play girl :fluffle:

the mods will be deating this quickly.. we'd better clean up before she comes.

the mods will be deating this quickly.. we'd better clean up before she comes.
I say: Come on Death!

She's my pay to play girl :fluffle:

use protection, least you screw up and breed. we dont need anymore of you

I say: Come on Death!

ah well, i guess it'll be closing time

ah well, i guess it'll be closing time
Endless, nameless..... a bunch of 0's and 1's in a spam section

*sigh* what sort of lounge act is this?

*sigh* what sort of lounge act is this?
I've been born in a junkyard and I will go down in one

ALL 4!!!!! Though I am of college age, one of my favorite stories to freak people out is my escapades with The Golden Girls and how they have brought...ummm, pleasure -- yeah, that's it, pleasure -- to my life.

ah we hijacked this thread and turned it into a montage of heck... but i gotta go to sleep now. damn my nirvana junky-ness. and fatwa on all the nirvana haters, your just very ape.

*sigh* what sort of lounge act is this?
It's a sort of Nirvana song title swap meet for people with tourette's.

I've been born in a junkyard and I will go down in one

Did you get many paper cuts?

Closing statement:

Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle

ah we hijacked this thread and turned it into a montage of heck... but i gotta go to sleep now. damn my nirvana junky-ness. and fatwa on all the nirvana haters, your just very ape.

'Night Adrian. Are you planning to spank thru? :eek:

Sophia (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/662/3goldengirls_5.jpg)
Rose (http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/3/7/8-11961-sm.jpg)
Blanche (http://www.starlinkproductions.com/hof/hofgrfx/rue_mcclanahan.jpg)
Dorothy (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/662/3BEASIGNED.jpg)

Sophia, of course ;)