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Monkeys have to be the funniest animal ever

W a r c r a f t
26-01-2005, 04:30
I belive that there is no funnier animal than a monkey. One of my friends disagrees with me but im set on the idea that they are. I base my opinion not only looks but behavior as well. Does anyone think that there is a funnier animal than a monkey. Cus if you can think of one tell me.
Dempublicents
26-01-2005, 04:34
I belive that there is no funnier animal than a monkey. One of my friends disagrees with me but im set on the idea that they are. I base my opinion not only looks but behavior as well. Does anyone think that there is a funnier animal than a monkey. Cus if you can think of one tell me.

Bush!

hehe
Reaper_2k3
26-01-2005, 04:35
thats reduandant dempublicents

ferrets, ferrets are funny bastards
Bill Mutz
26-01-2005, 06:11
Xoloitzquintle.
Zahumlje
26-01-2005, 06:25
Bush!

hehe

Bush isn't funny atall atall!
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I think monkeys are very funny, mostly because they are just enough like humans for it to be wierd.
My family had a pet spider-monkey for a time when I was little, he used to go get bananas from on top of the fridge for me, he stole other fruit as well and always shared his take with me, very nicely, he'd peel things neatly and never bit anything until he gave me my share. I was about 21/2 when we had him and I remember him. He was all black and fuzzy.
My mum did not like him as he tormented the cats. She had a number of cats and breaking up cat vs monkey disputes got old very fast.
I think kangaroos are even funnier than monkeys though.
Once in the San Francisco zoo,the kids and I heard this noise roughly like someone shaking a giant box of basketballs. The kids and I followed the noise to find a largish concrete building, in which were confined some 25 young kangaroos, probably they were collected there for mdeical examination. Anyway they were bored or something so they were simply hopping up and down around the room on the concrete floor, producing that odd noise.
My kids and I laughed ourselves sick.
New Kanteletar
26-01-2005, 06:28
I disagree that monkeys are the funniest animals ever, most evil certainly. Perhaps it's just the Hollywood portrayal of monkeys, but think of all the evil monkeys you've seen on TV or on the big screen. Penguins on the other hand are hilarious.
Ubbo Sathla
26-01-2005, 06:36
I don't know. NSers are pretty funny. :p
Dragon Cows
26-01-2005, 06:38
Bush!

hehe

I honestly don't see the difference between him and a monkey :D
Ubbo Sathla
26-01-2005, 06:43
I honestly don't see the difference between him and a monkey :D

Monkeys will now rise and pelt Dragon Cows with dung.
Dragon Cows
26-01-2005, 06:46
Monkeys will now rise and pelt Dragon Cows with dung.
Yeah, I guess most monkeys don't lie to millions of people at a time. I humbly offer my apologies to all monkeys for having compared you to Bush.
Ubbo Sathla
26-01-2005, 06:47
Yeah, I guess most monkeys don't lie to millions of people at a time. I humbly offer my apologies to all monkeys for having compared you to Bush.

Accepted on behalf of all the monkeys. Threat of dung bobmbardment rescinded.
Dobbs Town
26-01-2005, 07:10
I'll agree with an earlier poster. Penguins are hilarious.
Eutrusca
26-01-2005, 07:20
People are generally lots funnier than monkeys. Besides, you can watch them anytime you choose without having to make a trip to the nearest zoo! :D
The Mime
26-01-2005, 07:31
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_zoo.jpg
:D
Eichen
26-01-2005, 10:06
Agreed. But like children, I don't want any because they touch themselves in public and play with poop.
CelebrityFrogs
26-01-2005, 10:09
I think Ants are the funniest animals
Legless Pirates
26-01-2005, 10:12
humans. definately
ProMonkians
26-01-2005, 12:36
Squirilles
Bitchkitten
26-01-2005, 12:40
Kittens. Because they think they're so ferocious. :fluffle:
Kanabia
26-01-2005, 12:41
A platypus, duh.
Monkeypimp
26-01-2005, 12:44
The Pimping Monkey.
Ruaritania
26-01-2005, 12:48
Kittens. Because they think they're so ferocious. :fluffle:


totally agree!!
had two cute little kittens, they used to stalk each other around the room, hide behind furniture and pounce on each other too...what really made it tho was the funny little growling noises they used to make! too high pitched to be even taken seriously :fluffle:
Chicken pi
26-01-2005, 14:18
Orangutans are the best animals ever. They're just so...orange.
Haken Rider
26-01-2005, 14:20
totally agree!!
had two cute little kittens, they used to stalk each other around the room, hide behind furniture and pounce on each other too...what really made it tho was the funny little growling noises they used to make! too high pitched to be even taken seriously :fluffle:
Yup, seconded.
I wanted to say something like that too.
W a r c r a f t
27-01-2005, 04:15
I still think that monkies are the funniest animal ever but i do agree with some about Bush being like a monkey. :D