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This is based on things said in the sex and movie title thread. I can say I have. And no, relatives don't count, although I think that was a given.

before, what?

I may have been but my life was so full of stress I do not remember much from before university.

Before I made this thread! Yar!

I have never, ever been kissed.

Yes, I have, proper pash by both a boy and a girl ((Yes I am Bi)) and only 15, w00t!

does it have to have been human? that kissed you i mean

People think I'm a jerk, just cause I don't kiss those broads in bed when I'm getting funky.

No

Then again, I'm 14. That MIGHT have something to do with it.

No

Then again, I'm 14. That MIGHT have something to do with it.


You're going too slow! When I was 12, I was deflowered by my 36 year old aunt. ;)

Yup! Been kissed many times, and expect I will be kissed many more ;)
Most of them were pretty good too :D

You're going too slow! When I was 12, I was deflowered by my 36 year old aunt. What I love about this is the social commentary made by having your location listed as Anytown, USA :D

I was kissed once, she kinda snuck it up on me so I had no clue it was happening for a few seconds.

People think I'm a jerk, just cause I don't kiss those broads in bed when I'm getting funky.

i would accept that...if only you didn't refer to it as "getting funky" ;)

and yes. been kissed. thousands of times. and, it rules.

People think I'm a jerk, just cause I don't kiss those broads in bed when I'm getting funky.

Is your real name Bryce?

What, today? Actually its been a while since I last kissed someone, but I have on several occasions.

No

Then again, I'm 14. That MIGHT have something to do with it.
Many 14-year-olds have been kissed. But welcome to the club--I'm 15 and same for me.

ummmmmmmm...... yes :embarresed::D

No

Then again, I'm 14. That MIGHT have something to do with it.

My first was at 14. Actually my first a lot of things were at 14.

Yes. Wow, 11 people "no"?

Hmm, there are some really poor people on these boards. Poor poor people

Hmm, there are some really poor people on these boards. Poor poor people I just noticed the "Not Sure" option :eek::confused:

#Accepts pity#

Edit: #Notices the not sure post# Well? Someone might not be sure if something counts. Very nearly getting (lips brushing)to but being interrupted, for instance.

of course i have

22 years old and no. And before the mocking and humiliation starts I might as well also mention that I'm a virgin and the ladies seem to think I'm a sexual predator. :(

Hmm, there are some really poor people on these boards. Poor poor people
Yes, I know. :(

22 years old and no. And before the mocking and humiliation starts I might as well also mention that I'm a virgin and the ladies seem to think I'm a sexual predator. :(


It would have been a pretty solid effort to lose your virginity without being kissed.

What kinda question is that, I've kissed so many girls I won't count. This is a stupid thread.

You should make this more interesting and ask where! :eek:

Is your real name Bryce?


Jonathan Waddisky

:fluffle:

Yes. I even have experince with a female (confirmed) that had a preoccupation with asses and plumbing.
I've been a slut, to put in short.

22 years old and no. And before the mocking and humiliation starts I might as well also mention that I'm a virgin and the ladies seem to think I'm a sexual predator. :(

That's a dirty shame all around!

I've had kisses that made me almost faint they were so good.
I've had kisses that were damn near as good as good sex, then I've had sex that wasn't as good as a bad kiss.

I'm 21 and no, I've never been kissed. Well, kissed on the cheek a time or two but I don't think that counts...

A gentleman never tells.


I, on the other hand, have been kissed many times, among other things.

Nope. And I'm 16. And I just got back from spending about six days at my girlfriend's house. I win. ;)

Nope. And I'm 16. And I just got back from spending about six days at my girlfriend's house. I win. ;) :eek: Mate...

Nope. And I'm 16. And I just got back from spending about six days at my girlfriend's house. I win. ;)

wow, when my hormones were raging at that age i think i couldn't go 2 hours with kissing my gf, quite an accomplishment!

Nay have I been kissed, but I'm only 15, so that's not that bad compared to lots of people on here... no offense.

I haven't used my hormones in so long its a shame. I need an injection of something.

I haven't used my hormones in so long its a shame. I need an injection of something.
Make sure to buy the right gender's hormones.
;)

I would say yes, but my taekwondo black-belt, fire-twirling, Final Fantasy-loving girlfriend might kill me.

Did I mention that I also have the most insane lucky streaks?

gay nazis like myself do not kiss...
affectionate arm punching, yes...
homoerotic locker room towel snapping, yes...
hot oil massage, yes...
hard manslamming, absolutely...
girly kissing, never...
unless you consider when you ... ah go down there kissing of course

I would say yes, but my taekwondo black-belt, fire-twirling, Final Fantasy-loving girlfriend might kill me.

Did I mention that I also have the most insane lucky streaks?
wow, I would be jealous but I'm happy with my situation right now, even though I'm single.............yes we did kiss...............yes we did do other things...........no were not going out..............yes it is horribly complicated.........Yes i have gone too far with this whole period thing........................ and yes once more for good measure

wow, I would be jealous but I'm happy with my situation right now, even though I'm single.............yes we did kiss...............yes we did do other things...........no were not going out..............yes it is horribly complicated.........Yes i have gone too far with this whole period thing........................ and yes once more for good measure
Are you ok? Seeing mass elipses like that from you is odd.

wow, I would be jealous but I'm happy with my situation right now, even though I'm single.............yes we did kiss...............yes we did do other things...........no were not going out..............yes it is horribly complicated.........Yes i have gone too far with this whole period thing........................ and yes once more for good measure
You know what?
Just to counterbalance that:
Nonononononono!!!

:D

Are you ok? Seeing mass elipses like that from you is odd.
I think he's being eaten by rabid morphine tablets.
Oops, I have it all the wrong way around.

Are you ok? Seeing mass elipses like that from you is odd.
it's late, I'm bored, and I'm procrastinating about finals..........and yes it is odd, even though I usually like them, although I normally care about grammer and spelling more. but yeah, I care for her, she likes me, it's just horribly complicated

I think he's being eaten by rabid morphine tablets.
Oops, I have it all the wrong way around.
AHHHHHHHHH spiders, there everywhere!!!!!!!!!!

23 people who haven't been kissed?! There needs to be some serious kiss redistribution going on.

23 people who haven't been kissed?! There needs to be some serious kiss redistribution going on.
"kiss redistribution"?

And yes, I'm one of those 23 ;)

it's late, I'm bored, and I'm procrastinating about finals
Not a foreign concept to me.

but yeah, I care for her, she likes me, it's just horribly complicated
Yes, I remember. You should really take some of the advice given by Rogue Angelica (do I recall correctly?). You deserve more than you have.

*smooch*

Is your real name Bryce?
Thats very very funny just ask six girls HA HA
Me personally No i think i missed the Bus on that one no hope for me now :(
Just a creep i guess :(

"kiss redistribution"?

And yes, I'm one of those 23 ;)

Somebody is hoarding more than their fair share of kisses if this many people haven't been kissed.

Not a foreign concept to me.


Yes, I remember. You should really take some of the advice given by Rogue Angelica (do I recall correctly?). You deserve more than you have.
I've taken the advice, and it's horribly complicated because to tell the truth I was beaten by my mother about 6 years ago and as a result of this I shut every emotion out, I cared about nothing, literally, then I met her, I kind of liked her when I first met her, and things led to other things and we started spending alot of time together, we both really like each other, but she has a tough time trusting people because her dad would always yell at her, give her a hard time, so she has a hard time trusting people due to this. She's a good person, a straight A student taking college level classes when she's in 11th grade, and having been moved up a year. So she has a lot of school work to do, and she also has a horse to take care of, which is another thing about her dad, he wouldn't take her out to take care of them, but yelled at her for not taking care of them. so she has a lot of stuff to take care of, and she doesn't want me to hurt her at the moment by cheating, so she wants to me to gain her trust.

but her Bday is coming up here fairly soon, and I'm gonna do something special for her.

Somebody is hoarding more than their fair share of kisses if this many people haven't been kissed.
You mean, someone could be using their puppets to vote more than once?

I greatly sumarized that by the way, there is alot of detail I left out

EDIT: I don't want sympathy, Thats the main reason I don't tell people about my past

22 years old and no. And before the mocking and humiliation starts I might as well also mention that I'm a virgin and the ladies seem to think I'm a sexual predator. :(
Careful im catching up :(
Except for the sexual predator thing more like a harmless Pup :(

gay nazis like myself do not kiss...
affectionate arm punching, yes...
homoerotic locker room towel snapping, yes...
hot oil massage, yes...
hard manslamming, absolutely...
girly kissing, never...
unless you consider when you ... ah go down there kissing of course
Hows that SA thing going Lieberstandarte treating you well?

I'm 15, got an 18 yr old gf :eek: . Yup I've been kissed, and a little more besides :D :fluffle:

I'm 15, got an 18 yr old gf :eek: . Yup I've been kissed, and a little more besides :D :fluffle:
http://img83.exs.cx/img83/4609/eek34zr.gif

How the god damn fucking hell did you get so friggin lucky?!

*Grumbles in jealousy* :D

I've taken the advice, and it's horribly complicated because to tell the truth I was beaten by my mother about 6 years ago and as a result of this I shut every emotion out, I cared about nothing, literally
Yes. That state is incredibly difficult of getting out of in my experience. But however comfortable numb you are, it isn't what you actually want, as I suspect you're discovering. How old were you when your mother beat you?

then I met her, I kind of liked her when I first met her, and things led to other things and we started spending alot of time together, we both really like each other, but she has a tough time trusting people because her dad would always yell at her, give her a hard time, so she has a hard time trusting people due to this. She's a good person, a straight A student taking college level classes when she's in 11th grade, and having been moved up a year. So she has a lot of school work to do, and she also has a horse to take care of, which is another thing about her dad, he wouldn't take her out to take care of them, but yelled at her for not taking care of them. so she has a lot of stuff to take care of, and she doesn't want me to hurt her at the moment by cheating, so she wants to me to gain her trust.
How long have you known each other? Just to get perspective. Also, do you know if she is just too innundated by obligations to add you in? That might be an insurmountable obstacle if she has a certain type of personality. But due to your last statement, you seem to know what's required. It also seems like it will be incredibly difficult, as her defences are very frightening to take down. Step lightly, for the barriers can break down in a wave if she cares for you enough, which is very entropic in its results. It can be a great help, but if anything goes wrong it can augment the damage more that anyone wants to think about. I wish you the best of luck, my friend. You are fit for the challenge from my observations whether you realise it or not.

but her Bday is coming up here fairly soon, and I'm gonna do something special for her.
Make it really good!

EDIT: I don't want sympathy, Thats the main reason I don't tell people about my past
Oh! Sorry, would you like me to kind of not bring it up anymore?

I'm 15, got an 18 yr old gf :eek: . Yup I've been kissed, and a little more besides :D :fluffle:
BAstard- :mp5:

Have you ever been kissed before?
Yes. Looked a lot like this: :fluffle:
Do I get a cookie?

Yes. Looked a lot like this: :fluffle:
Do I get a cookie?
You get a free ball of encased plutonium :D

You get a free ball of encased plutonium :D
eh...that'll do.
Hey wait, I thought you blew yourself up in that cats/dogs thread? How did you...? but... you're ...ooooh, you're The One! :eek:

Yes. That state is incredibly difficult of getting out of in my experience. But however comfortable numb you are, it isn't what you actually want, as I suspect you're discovering. How old were you when your mother beat you?
Yeah thats very true, your numb and it feels ok to not care, not necisarrily the good feeling I get when I'm with Sarah, but it worked at the time.
I was 12, It's really complicated, but I got hurt by the two closest females in my life at this point, her and my sister, When I tried to tell my sister she wouldn't believe me, so thats that

How long have you known each other? Just to get perspective. Also, do you know if she is just too innundated by obligations to add you in? That might be an insurmountable obstacle if she has a certain type of personality. But due to your last statement, you seem to know what's required. It also seems like it will be incredibly difficult, as her defences are very frightening to take down. Step lightly, for the barriers can break down in a wave if she cares for you enough, which is very entropic in its results. It can be a great help, but if anything goes wrong it can augment the damage more that anyone wants to think about. I wish you the best of luck, my friend. You are fit for the challenge from my observations whether you realise it or not.
We've known each other for about 6 months, give or take.
yes she has alot of stuff she has to do, I mean taking classes at the local private college, drains alot of your time, not to mention all of the equestrian stuff she does, she has to spend at least an hour with her horse everynight.
thank you for your obvservations and input

Make it really good!
She loves the beach, and we live just close enough to make a day trip out of it, yet far enough away to make it not worth it to go on a regular basis

Oh! Sorry, would you like me to kind of not bring that up anymore?
don't worry about it, I just don't want people saying OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111eleven shift+one thats sooOOOOOO hORRiBle!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!11eleven!!!!!!!!!1

eh...that'll do.
Hey wait, I thought you blew yourself up in that cats/dogs thread? How did you...? but... you're ...ooooh, you're The One! :eek:
I can only be killed if I blow myself up in International Incidents, but not General, so I'm practically invincible :D

And I'm The One, how?

it's late, I'm bored, and I'm procrastinating about finals..........and yes it is odd, even though I usually like them, although I normally care about grammer and spelling more. but yeah, I care for her, she likes me, it's just horribly complicated


i feel your pain, i'm dealing with the same type of girl. :( :confused:

but here's what i'm confused about, what is the exact meaning of your question, because i feel very strongly that there is a difference between being kissed, and kissing someone. which do you mean?

I can only be killed if I blow myself up in International Incidents, but not General, so I'm practically invincible :D

And I'm The One, how?
Never mind then. If you had died and then magically re-appeared, you'd be The One, The Chosen One, Whichever One You'd Want To Be. :p

i feel your pain, i'm dealing with the same type of girl. :( :confused:

but here's what i'm confused about, what is the exact meaning of your question, because i feel very strongly that there is a difference between being kissed, and kissing someone. which do you mean?
that wasn't directed at me? was it?

that wasn't directed at me? was it?


the first part was kinda, but not trying to inslult, just making a statement. sorry if i offended or assumed i knew more than i did.

the first part was kinda, but not trying to inslult, just making a statement. sorry if i offended or assumed i knew more than i did.
No prob, I got that the first part was, But I wasn'tsure about the second part. At this point in my life it would take alot to offend me, so don't worry about it

the first part was kinda, but not trying to inslult, just making a statement. sorry if i offended or assumed i knew more than i did.
No, it was just a non sequitur.

Never mind then. If you had died and then magically re-appeared, you'd be The One, The Chosen One, Whichever One You'd Want To Be. :p
Maybe I don't need to die in order to be the chosen one :p :D

Maybe I don't need to die in order to be the chosen one :p :D
you wish :p

Damn..... overlooked the pirate option

you wish :p
*Claps hands*

*Day After Tomorrow-type Superstorm rolls in* :D

Convinced yet? :D

*Claps hands*

*Day After Tomorrow-type Superstorm rolls in* :D

Convinced yet? :D
*yawn* Since you live all the way on the other side of the world (or at least I think you do) all I get here is a feeble wind that might've just as well come from a truck driving by.
Nah, not convinced.
If however you could clap in your hands and turn that bit of plutonium you gave me into a cookie...I might consider your 'TheOneness' again. :D

*yawn* Since you live all the way on the other side of the world (or at least I think you do) all I get here is a feeble wind that might've just as well come from a truck driving by.
Nah, not convinced.
If however you could clap in your hands and turn that bit of plutonium you gave me into a cookie...I might consider your 'TheOneness' again. :D
Lemme guess, I'm in USA, you're in India?

*Claps hands*

*Ball of plutonium turns into two million chocolate chip cookies*

How's that for omnipotence? :D :lol:

Lemme guess, I'm in USA, you're in India?

*Claps hands*

*Ball of plutonium turns into two million chocolate chip cookies*

How's that for omnipotence? :D :lol:
Ok, not that far away. But still far enough: Europe.
*looks at all the cookies*
*rejoices*
*notices she's late for class and runs*
*grabs a couple of cookies on the way out and praises TPE*

How's that for omnipotence? :D :lol:
Well fine then, if your so omnipotent, then microwave this burrito so that it's so hot that you can't eat it.

Well fine then, if your so omnipotent, then microwave this burrito so that it's so hot that you can't eat it.
*Looks at burrito*

*time goes by*

<sizzling>

NoF: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! HOT!!! MY HAND BURNS!!!! AAAAHHH!!!!!

*Looks at burrito*

*time goes by*

<sizzling>

NoF: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! HOT!!! MY HAND BURNS!!!! AAAAHHH!!!!!
LOL,

now it needs to be so hot you can't eat it,

Well, ya-but I'm 33. I'm not a catch, but law of averages eventually kicks in.

But, and this is important (PAY ATTENTION BRANIN (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=391499))-there has been a serious taper off since the arival of the three-inch goatee and fu-manchu. Pff. Don't know what they're missing grumblegrumble.....




they probably do, but thats the story I'm sticking with....

LOL,

now it needs to be so hot you can't eat it,
My mouth is very heat sensitive, so...

*Picks up still-hot burrito*

*Bites*

<si-->

*Gasps in pain, spits instantly*

OOOWWW!!!! Dammit! That is hot!

My mouth is very heat sensitive, so...

*Picks up still-hot burrito*

*Bites*

<sizzling>

*Spits instantly*

OOOWWW!!!! Dammit! That is hot!
HAH! then your not omnipotent!

No

Then again, I'm 14. That MIGHT have something to do with it.
That is pretty late for not having been kissed but better slow than slutty. I would be proud to be your parent, knowing that I had done something right.
I am married with a 18 month old who is already a womanizer so I will have to make sure he follows your path and not other more incestuous paths--Johnny Wadd.

@NoF
Dont give up yet

*Snaps fingers*

*Sol goes supernova, everyone dies*

Interesting. My mouth is heat sensitive, but not my body.

:D

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Well, ya-but I'm 33. I'm not a catch, but law of averages eventually kicks in.
What law of averages? Girls hate guys that aren't catches, right?

What law of averages? Girls hate guys that aren't catches, right?
Aparently not. But you'd really have to ask my ex's what was in it for them. But since they are ex's the answer won't be all that great.

Though I haven't had one of those throwing things burning my clothes kind of break ups. That seems like it would be one of those cool things in retrospect. My brother has some quality dramatic breakups. Ah well....

Aparently not. But you'd really have to ask my ex's what was in it for them. But since they are ex's the answer won't be all that great.

Though I haven't had one of those throwing things burning my clothes kind of break ups. That seems like it would be one of those cool things in retrospect. My brother has some quality dramatic breakups. Ah well....
Great, but what about this "not a catch but the law of averages eventually kicking in" sort of thing?

Great, but what about this "not a catch but the law of averages eventually kicking in" sort of thing?
If you're around long enough your bound to run into someone willing to give it a whirl. I imagine. 'Cause I haven't put any work into it at all and it came around more than once for me.

I don't know man. It was poorly worded. I'm no expert. I guess it will either happen or it won't.

That is pretty late for not having been kissed but better slow than slutty. I would be proud to be your parent, knowing that I had done something right.
Or perhaps something wrong. Social prowess is a very necessary building block, and, trust me, it's harder the later you start. Your child should develop at his or her own rate, and you should try to make that as close to the mean as possible. Too early can be damaging, but tardiness is much more difficult to deal with. I turn 16 in a month and I still haven't.

Or perhaps something wrong. Social prowess is a very necessary building block, and, trust me, it's harder the later you start. Your child should develop at his or her own rate, and you should try to make that as close to the mean as possible. Too early can be damaging, but tardiness is much more difficult to deal with. I turn 16 in a month and I still haven't.
I was in the same boat as you, but when things go well with your friend, it should be fixed soon.

All three of you are gonna stress yourselves out.

I'm pretty sure desperate isn't helpful.

Or perhaps something wrong. Social prowess is a very necessary building block, and, trust me, it's harder the later you start. Your child should develop at his or her own rate, and you should try to make that as close to the mean as possible. Too early can be damaging, but tardiness is much more difficult to deal with. I turn 16 in a month and I still haven't.
I thought it was normal not to kiss til then...
That's what happened to me.

Wait, the overlords of the twelves Zarnox galaxies have just reminded me in a telepathic message that I'm really messed up. That explain a lot.

All three of you are gonna stress yourselves out.

I'm pretty sure desperate isn't helpful.
*raises hand*

Ooh ooh! I'm good at that.

*raises hand*

Ooh ooh! I'm good at that.
Whats weird-it's nearly impossible to stress me out. And that stresses other people out. They start to freak out that I'm not freaking out about whats going on. Don't know why, I just don't.

It's not to say that I never, or even that I only stress when it's important-like anyone I've stressed out over something incosiquential, but it's just not that often.

I think it's part of being born in Northern California. The longer you're here, the more relaxed you are about things. All the uppity people are realitively new. Or maybe it's our 'cash crop'.....

yes i have.....
...the best kisses are the ones from someone that really like you - funfunfun!

I was in the same boat as you, but when things go well with your friend, it should be fixed soon.
I would say that "if" would be a better reason...but thank you.

Whats weird-it's nearly impossible to stress me out. And that stresses other people out. They start to freak out that I'm not freaking out about whats going on. Don't know why, I just don't.
It's really funny when that happens. Since I'm pretty introvertive, I do not react physically to stressful situations, but can tell their psychological effets on me. And since I do not act stressed out, everyone looks at me weird sometimes. Not as often anymore now that I've become more social, however...

yes i have.....
...the best kisses are the ones from someone that really like you - funfunfun!
Gee, I can't wait :D

Gee, I can't wait :D
Yes you can. You've been doing it all your life

I know, I wanted to give you a more positive outlook I had that there originally, but changed with much hesitation

and did you see my replies to the earlier thing?

Gee, I can't wait :D
find the right person, its worth waiting for!!

aaahhh *runs in circles screaming* am turning into horribly cheesy line spouting person...please end my misery now!!!!!!!

I know, I wanted to give you a more positive outlook I had that there originally, but changed with much hesitation

and did you see my replies to the earlier thing?
I suspected it was something along those lines. And I believe so...

Or perhaps something wrong. Social prowess is a very necessary building block, and, trust me, it's harder the later you start. Your child should develop at his or her own rate, and you should try to make that as close to the mean as possible. Too early can be damaging, but tardiness is much more difficult to deal with. I turn 16 in a month and I still haven't.
Genious the longer you leave it the harder it gets.

Whats weird-it's nearly impossible to stress me out. And that stresses other people out. They start to freak out that I'm not freaking out about whats going on. Don't know why, I just don't.

It's not to say that I never, or even that I only stress when it's important-like anyone I've stressed out over something incosiquential, but it's just not that often.

I think it's part of being born in Northern California. The longer you're here, the more relaxed you are about things. All the uppity people are realitively new. Or maybe it's our 'cash crop'.....
I only stress out over inconsequential things. When something big's going on, I barely notice. But I'll randomly freak out over something like a book is in on a shelf in a library upside-down and it bothers me terribly for some odd reason. Or a pen will be at a slight angle to another on my table, and it will piss me off until I straighten it.

Which explains why in high-school they tested me for meth *and* heroin, what with the alternating between tweaking and "Ohhhh, uuummmmm, whaaattt'ss gooinngg onnnn?"

Grr, why do I have to act like an addict when I'm not?

Anyway, back to my original point, a story. Back when I lived in Texas, there was some mild flooding now and then. One day, there was about 4 inches of water. I was just nonchalantly walking home from school, and there were people all around yelling and driving away, and I for some reason couldn't understand what was bothering them.

Wow, am I off-track or what? i'll shut up now.

Is your real name Bryce?
Oh and in relation to this there was a worst Boyfriend competition and this guy Bryce got nominated 6 times by six different women.
At the BDO(Big Day Out)a plane flew over the crowd with a banner saying Bryce likes Anal(or along those lines).He won a trip but he also got this dishonour. :p

I only stress out over inconsequential things. When something big's going on, I barely notice. But I'll randomly freak out over something like a book is in on a shelf in a library upside-down and it bothers me terribly for some odd reason. Or a pen will be at a slight angle to another on my table, and it will piss me off until I straighten it.
That sounds like OCD to me. And I'm not joking, since I have shown obsessive-compulsive tendencies sometimes. My father has it worse than me, and his mother had severe OCD.

That sounds like OCD to me. And I'm not joking, since I have shown obsessive-compulsive tendencies sometimes. My father has it worse than me, and his mother had severe OCD.
Hmm.
My mom thought I had OCD when I was 3 or so, because I obsessively lined up my toys, and got frustrated when somebody knocked one out of the line. I almost never played with them, just lined them up.

anything I say after thispoint, for about 6 hours, cause eitherr it's not me, Or I'm really tired. I need to get some sleep, Finalsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

*whump* jhljhjhunytkjoy87hhuujujhu7u9ysadfffffffaaaaaaaaaaaay njbhnjbhhhhhimj

I have never ever been kissed, too...I'm not able to feel love with anyone. And because of this, since I cannot prove a lover to entertain these fair well-spoken days, I am determined to prove a villain, and hate the idle pleasures of these days. I will destroy the whole world for it. Plots have I laid!

I have never ever been kissed, too...I'm not able to feel love with anyone. And because of this, since I cannot prove a lover to entertain these fair well-spoken days, I am determined to prove a villain, and hate the idle pleasures of these days. I will destroy the whole world for it. Plots have I laid!
get over it I did, I bet my reasons for hating everyone were much worse than yours, so seriously get over it.
thats it i'm off to bed later ya'lll

I only stress out over inconsequential things. When something big's going on, I barely notice. But I'll randomly freak out over something like a book is in on a shelf in a library upside-down and it bothers me terribly for some odd reason. Or a pen will be at a slight angle to another on my table, and it will piss me off until I straighten it.

Which explains why in high-school they tested me for meth *and* heroin, what with the alternating between tweaking and "Ohhhh, uuummmmm, whaaattt'ss gooinngg onnnn?"

Grr, why do I have to act like an addict when I'm not?

Anyway, back to my original point, a story. Back when I lived in Texas, there was some mild flooding now and then. One day, there was about 4 inches of water. I was just nonchalantly walking home from school, and there were people all around yelling and driving away, and I for some reason couldn't understand what was bothering them.

Wow, am I off-track or what? i'll shut up now.
I think my biggest trigger is people not noticing/being bothered by things in the public sphere(I was going for another word but couldn't even get close with the spelling), like the world suggested by some ads, etc....

I have never ever been kissed, too...I'm not able to feel love with anyone. And because of this, since I cannot prove a lover to entertain these fair well-spoken days, I am determined to prove a villain, and hate the idle pleasures of these days. I will destroy the whole world for it. Plots have I laid!
How old are you?

thats it i'm off to bed later ya'lll
Bully good idea! I think I shall as well.

I've taken the advice, and it's horribly complicated because to tell the truth I was beaten by my mother about 6 years ago and as a result of this I shut every emotion out, I cared about nothing, literally, then I met her, I kind of liked her when I first met her, and things led to other things and we started spending alot of time together, we both really like each other, but she has a tough time trusting people because her dad would always yell at her, give her a hard time, so she has a hard time trusting people due to this. She's a good person, a straight A student taking college level classes when she's in 11th grade, and having been moved up a year. So she has a lot of school work to do, and she also has a horse to take care of, which is another thing about her dad, he wouldn't take her out to take care of them, but yelled at her for not taking care of them. so she has a lot of stuff to take care of, and she doesn't want me to hurt her at the moment by cheating, so she wants to me to gain her trust.

but her Bday is coming up here fairly soon, and I'm gonna do something special for her.

From somebody that's been there, pain is preferable to numbness. Had plenty of both, and found that a little joy is worth a lot of pain. You miss too much by being numb all the time. It develops into it's own sort of pain.
I must say, you deal with the need to connect better than I did at that age. By fourteen I was quite promiscuous, trynig to connect in all the wrong ways.
I am frequently impressed by the maturity of the younger folk on this forum.
I find myself thinking of most of you as adults, then find out your only fifteen or so. Maybe I'm just immature for my age. :D

Nope. And I'm 16. And I just got back from spending about six days at my girlfriend's house. I win. ;)
is she made of vinyl? ;)

Yes..... lots of fun there gotta love teenage parties!

How old are you?

19 years old...

Probably tons of people asked this, but what do you mean by kissed?
Kiss on cheeck, kiss on mouth, French kiss (or like the French say: une baise anglaise, I kid you not).

awwww...this thread is so cute....I just wanna hurl.

is she made of vinyl? ;)

No, see... if that were true, I prolly would have gotten kissed <.< :rolleyes:

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/4609/eek34zr.gif

How the god damn fucking hell did you get so friggin lucky?!

*Grumbles in jealousy* :D


Flattery, flowers and constant attention. Looking 17 helps as well

No, see... if that were true, I prolly would have gotten kissed <.< :rolleyes:
dump the gf. try the www.realdoll.com instead!

Yes, but romantically

*sigh* But one day in French class, my teacher wanted a boy and a girl to demonstrate that European kiss-on-the-cheek thing . . . nobody volunteered and he was the last guy he asked in the classroom....

So, erm yeah......

Yeesh, I'm getting kissed right now by my lovely girlfriend.

Yeesh, I'm getting kissed right now by my lovely girlfriend.
Are you trying to make us all jealous?

Yup.

Whoot!

of course i have

I'm a member of British aristocracy (no, really) - you'd be surprised how attractive money is to a girl. Only ever had one proper girlfriend, though, and she was richer than me so I doubt it was for money.

Had lots try to be my girlfriend, though. All at once. Oh, yes, those were fun days...

From somebody that's been there, pain is preferable to numbness. Had plenty of both, and found that a little joy is worth a lot of pain. You miss too much by being numb all the time. It develops into it's own sort of pain.
I must say, you deal with the need to connect better than I did at that age. By fourteen I was quite promiscuous, trynig to connect in all the wrong ways.
I am frequently impressed by the maturity of the younger folk on this forum.
I find myself thinking of most of you as adults, then find out your only fifteen or so. Maybe I'm just immature for my age. :D
But Pink Floyd made it sound so apetising-Being Comfortably Numb- :)

I have never ever been kissed, too...I'm not able to feel love with anyone. And because of this, since I cannot prove a lover to entertain these fair well-spoken days, I am determined to prove a villain, and hate the idle pleasures of these days. I will destroy the whole world for it. Plots have I laid!
Love the Rhyming i think whats his face____________ missed it. :p

But Pink Floyd made it sound so apetising-Being Comfortably Numb- :)
You know what?
I always thought that song was about heroin, until I saw the lyrics, and I realized;
"Holy shit! I own the album, and I've never actually heard this song before!"

I guess I bought the album and didn't listen to it.

How typical.

But Pink Floyd made it sound so apetising-Being Comfortably Numb- :)
it's plesant, but you get little out of it in the long run, you only shut your self out to better things, you become cold calculating and morbid. I'm still trying to get over the cold and calculating part.

yes i have.....
...the best kisses are the ones from someone that really like you - funfunfun!
Are you a Naughty Catholic School Girl? ;)

Yep I'm a kiss slut.

Why must you make me feel so inferior? No, I haven't! Happy?! *grumbles*

Yeesh, I'm getting kissed right now by my lovely girlfriend. Lol, your girlfriend is there with you, giving you kisses and you are sitting on your computer posting on an internet forum? :eek:

Yes.

Yes, I've been kissed before, during AND after. :fluffle:

You know what?
I always thought that song was about heroin, until I saw the lyrics, and I realized;
"Holy shit! I own the album, and I've never actually heard this song before!"

I guess I bought the album and didn't listen to it.

How typical.
You know they say Sarcasm is the Lowest form of Wit but i disagree i always thought it was Slapstick.-Dont be a Bully :( - :p

it's plesant, but you get little out of it in the long run, you only shut your self out to better things, you become cold calculating and morbid. I'm still trying to get over the cold and calculating part.
Hey i've been doing it for 7 years now.
Ive lost my ambition.
Its just to hard if someone wont do it for me is it worth it?

Hey i've been doing it for 7 years now.
Ive lost my ambition.
Its just to hard if someone wont do it for me is it worth it?
at this point you more than likely won't be able to do it by yourself, I was in the same boat you were, but I had a lot of help, coming out, bu tthen again, I was in really deep because of how bad I was hurt, But coming out of that numbness was very worth it. I still am cold to most people, but a very few people I am open with, and it is one of the best feelings ever, to have somebody that actually cares.

19, male, have had 2 sexual partners (both female), both of whom I have kissed, in more places than just the mouth.

You know they say Sarcasm is the Lowest form of Wit but i disagree i always thought it was Slapstick.-Dont be a Bully :( - :p
What?
I was being serious. I'd bought it, but I don't think I ever listened to it.

19, male, have had 2 sexual partners (both female), both of whom I have kissed, in more places than just the mouth.

Ummm, their nose? I don't get it, where are you going with this? ;)


Yes, I have, got started in third grade and haven't looked back, although I must admit that I since adopted a slower pace as of late, don't want to get too attached to anyone before going off to Iraq.

Never been kissed, never wanted to. 'Nuff said. Foo'!

yes, for six years now

Nope, never. My hormones are going nuts waiting for it to happen though. 18 and I'm the friend of maybe 17 different girls I've liked in the past couple years. Still keep contact with most of them. *Sigh* I hate being the average looking nice guy.

You know they say Sarcasm is the Lowest form of Wit but i disagree i always thought it was Slapstick.-Dont be a Bully :( - :p
Wrong on both counts. Puns are the lowest form of humor. Everytime someone tells a pun god kills a butterfly. :(

Wrong on both counts. Puns are the lowest form of humor. Everytime someone tells a pun god kills a butterfly. :(
kinda like this? (http://www.gunsnet.net/album/data/3164/15825godkillssmall.jpg)

edit:HOLY SHIT THEY CHANGED THE PIC!

EDIT EDIT: okay I fixed the pic

at this point you more than likely won't be able to do it by yourself, I was in the same boat you were, but I had a lot of help, coming out, bu tthen again, I was in really deep because of how bad I was hurt, But coming out of that numbness was very worth it. I still am cold to most people, but a very few people I am open with, and it is one of the best feelings ever, to have somebody that actually cares.

Good for you. All it takes is a few people.

Four different guys.

My ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend...and by two of my male friends who just didn't understand that I'm not single...

yes, for six years now
Six years? Man, you might want to come up for a breath, drink of water-something....

I'm a member of British aristocracy (no, really) - you'd be surprised how attractive money is to a girl. Only ever had one proper girlfriend, though, and she was richer than me so I doubt it was for money.

Had lots try to be my girlfriend, though. All at once. Oh, yes, those were fun days...
Woop De Do im descended from Charlamagne so PFffff

at this point you more than likely won't be able to do it by yourself, I was in the same boat you were, but I had a lot of help, coming out, bu tthen again, I was in really deep because of how bad I was hurt, But coming out of that numbness was very worth it. I still am cold to most people, but a very few people I am open with, and it is one of the best feelings ever, to have somebody that actually cares.
Nationstates allows me to express my feelings something i cant do in Real life.
Its my Security Blanket. :p
I could ask a girl out like tomorrow but the motivation to do stuff is just lacking and i wouldnt want to hurt anyone.

What?
I was being serious. I'd bought it, but I don't think I ever listened to it.
Please tell me your reasons for thinking its about the Smack?

Wrong on both counts. Puns are the lowest form of humor. Everytime someone tells a pun god kills a butterfly. :(
No your wrong and start using U's Dammit :p

Please tell me your reasons for thinking its about the Smack?
Well hell, it *is* called "Comfortably Numb," which is a fairly accurate, in my experience, description of a session with opiates.

..

Wow, I just used more commas in that one sentence than I have in the rest of my life.

Please tell me your reasons for thinking its about the Smack?
It's about heroin as well as his slow drift away from intimacy and the people and world around him, it is the atrophy as he builds the wall that will seperate him entirely.

It's about heroin as well as his slow drift away from intimacy and the people and world around him, it is the atrophy as he builds the wall that will seperate him entirely.
Wait, do you mean that Comfortably Numb really *is* about heroin?

Wait, do you mean that Comfortably Numb really *is* about heroin?
Well, in part yes.

But Pink Floyd made it sound so apetising-Being Comfortably Numb- :)
No, not really. Though I guess it was kind of presented like that, it was most certainly not the message.

You know what?
I always thought that song was about heroin, until I saw the lyrics, and I realized;
"Holy shit! I own the album, and I've never actually heard this song before!"
Drugs actually are a part of it. Though they are by no means the only thing dealt with in the song.

Wait, do you mean that Comfortably Numb really *is* about heroin?
Partially, yes. Though heroin was never specified, opiates are typically the tyoe of drug that renders that response in people.

it's plesant, but you get little out of it in the long run, you only shut your self out to better things, you become cold calculating and morbid. I'm still trying to get over the cold and calculating part.
I've had more trouble with the morbidity part than the calculation. I have been able to greatly improve my cold nature, though I'm still too protective at times.

actually cant believe how many people have said no. weird. :confused:

Pink Floyd are brilliant. Watch the film of The Wall, the album will make a lot more sense, especially if you're on drugs yourself at the time.

yes i have.....
...the best kisses are the ones from someone that really like you - funfunfun!

I disagree. Random strangers in the night are far more fun :p

meh... depends on the situation i spose!

I have never been kissed.

I have been kissed, but not intimately. Just out of courtesy. I am 23 years old now, but at least people think I am 15 or 16.

Been kissed once, on the cheek, for being a good friend. Other than that, never. I'm going on 20.

Yeah, at the ripe old age of 16... on our first date, and good lord did she attack me. Funnily enough, she broke up with me about a month later since I wouldn't put out. :D

Anyway, now at 21, I prefer to get drunk most of the time rather than something involving females. 'Course it isn't brain surgery to get laid at a party school being apart of the most popular fraternity, so more likely getting drunk is what hasn't gotten old yet. And damnit, it never will!

It's about heroin as well as his slow drift away from intimacy and the people and world around him, it is the atrophy as he builds the wall that will seperate him entirely.
Thanks to you and Neo-Anachists(Not so much you)
Like i said Sarcasm is the lowest form of Wit.
I mean come on next your gonna say Wish you were here was written on the Porcelin Damn! :rolleyes:

No, not really. Though I guess it was kind of presented like that, it was most certainly not the message.
Drugs actually are a part of it. Though they are by no means the only thing dealt with in the song.

Arent you like um 14?
If so Good for you

Yes, been kissed. Mmm is good Waiting for the right person is the right road to take. It pays off. Makes it a hell of a lot better, more enjoyable, more memorable, it's better all round. But even so... for all those who haven't. I know they've been offered before but mine are extra special
Ill keep waiting then.
*Throws hands in the air*-walks off in a storm.
Mind you Harlesburg has been kissed and :fluffle: d a few times but not me

Yes, I have, proper pash by both a boy and a girl ((Yes I am Bi)) and only 15, w00t!

You Go! ;)



...as for me, Yes. For some reason girls just want to kiss me and guys want to get really serious and relationshipy with me... they occasionally forget that kissing is important... HELLO! Like Sabastian says in the Little Mermaid, "Kiss the girl!"

...but I am a bit older than ya'll so I'd hope my answer was yes.

dump the gf. try the www.realdoll.com instead!

Dear Lord, think before you send a 16 year old to sites like that x.x Legal issues! *prods* :headbang:

I have kissed and been kissed, both before and after. During is best, though.

Thanks to you and Neo-Anachists(Not so much you)
Like i said Sarcasm is the lowest form of Wit.
I mean come on next your gonna say Wish you were here was written on the Porcelin Damn! :rolleyes:
That wasn't sarcastic. Have you ever seen the movie The Wall? Ultimately Comfortably Numb is about alienation, but herion is part of what lead to that alienation, in the movie and for some members of Pink Floyd, and many other rock stars.

That wasn't sarcastic. Have you ever seen the movie The Wall? Ultimately Comfortably Numb is about alienation, but herion is part of what lead to that alienation, in the movie and for some members of Pink Floyd, and many other rock stars.
No its not you ive come to accept it.
Neo-Anarchists can be sooooo dificult sometimes it would have been a perfect setup planned against me.

Im actually intending to buy it on DVD i saw it when i was like 10 so my understanding of it may/would have been poor but in relation to the songs i listen to them a fair bit.
Its one of the most powerful Movies ive ever seen.

And Wish you were here was written on the Bog.-now that should get you thinking.

Pink Floyd are brilliant. Watch the film of The Wall, the album will make a lot more sense, especially if you're on drugs yourself at the
Oh yes, to both points. Though don't do it while on 'shrooms. One of my friends did and she got so freaked out by it.

Arent you like um 14?
If so Good for you
Are you insinuating that I don't know what "Comfortably Numb" is about? With most people, drugs are a symptom of a problem, or part of a problem, not the cause. Though it really is debatable whether anything like that could ever be a problem. But there is much more at work there than just drugs, my friend.

That wasn't sarcastic. Have you ever seen the movie The Wall? Ultimately Comfortably Numb is about alienation, but herion is part of what lead to that alienation, in the movie and for some members of Pink Floyd, and many other rock stars.
Thank you. This is what I was trying to say.

No its not you ive come to accept it.
Come again?

Im actually intending to buy it on DVD i saw it when i was like 10 so my understanding of it may/would have been poor but in relation to the songs i listen to them a fair bit.
Its one of the most powerful Movies ive ever seen.
If you don't buy it, rabid monkeys will break into your room at night and mercilessly rape you. The Wall is one of my favourite movies, if not my favourite, and a 10-year-old certainly does not have the mental capacity to appreciate it. I had to watch it a few times to get a lot of what they were saying, and have read up a lot on it, since there's quite a bit to the movie that you can't derive just from the film alone. And, just to rant, why does the version of "Empty Spaces" suck so badly on the album?

And Wish you were here was written on the Bog.-now that should get you thinking.
What do you mean by "the Bog"?

yes. by several bona-fide human beings.:|

yes. by several bona-fide human beings.:|
as opposed to... :eek:

I have been, unfortunately...

I have been, unfortunately...
Aww! He must not have known how to do it if it was unfortunate! I can't think of an unfortunate kiss I've experienced... you just need a few more kisses and you'll be hooked I promise! Here - I'll start you off with a nice little :fluffle:.

Im an actor (the non-movie kind) and i get to kiss hot actresses all the time WOO-HOO!

but actually yes ive had a couple of serious relationships and a few ONS's

I have been kissed before but not recently Its been over a Year :( (friends, family dont count) and Im 16 I should be getting more action than this! And Im not some freaky nerdy hermit either!

hooray! one of the 3.06% who are always too drunk to remember!

:headbang:

Aww! He must not have known how to do it if it was unfortunate! I can't think of an unfortunate kiss I've experienced... you just need a few more kisses and you'll be hooked I promise! Here - I'll start you off with a nice little :fluffle:.
It's just that he was a jerk, that's all... I shouldn't have kissed him.. But thanks for the sentiment. :p

Well... I appear to have already voted on the poll, but I don't think I posted. Feel free to ignore me if I did and have just forgotten.

Yes; been kissed before. First time wasn't that great, mainly because it wasn't the guy I really, really liked at the time, it was some random guy my friend set me up with.

Which somehow added to my natural cynicism.

Could that be why you are a "JoltBot Shoeshiner?" :D (j/k ;) )

Could that be why you are a "JoltBot Shoeshiner?" :D (j/k ;) )

^.^

Maybe it is. Bah I say. :p

Or maybe it's due to me posting here instead of tottering off to class like I should be.

Or maybe it's due to me posting here instead of tottering off to class like I should be.
I did that in college all the time...



I am now looking for work. :p :D

"ZX81 H4x0r0r"????

:confused:

I did that in college all the time...

I am now looking for work. :p :D

Heh. Well, technically I have a 'private study' session now... so I'm not being too naughty. And I'm only in highschool, so I doubt one session spent on NS will make that much difference.

And ugh, 'work'. It's to early to even consider such concepts.
:p

*kiss*

To whomever wishes to claim it first.

*Me*

Yay, ive been kissed by a random stranger...

oh noes...

Its happening again.

Heh. Well, technically I have a 'private study' session now... so I'm not being too naughty. And I'm only in highschool, so I doubt one session spent on NS will make that much difference.
1. What's a "private study"?
2. Did someone say "naughty"? :D (j/k ;) )
And ugh, 'work'. It's to early to even consider such concepts.
:p
I'm 20 and I often times like to rather be lazy than to work :D

*kiss*

To whomever wishes to claim it first.


I generally get kissed before... :fluffle:

1. What's a "private study"?
2. Did someone say "naughty"? :D (j/k ;) )

1. Private Study sessions are the blocks where I either don't have classes because I'm only doing four subjects this year (since there are six session blocks a day, I get two free sessions every day ^.^), or where a teacher is away.

2. Yes, but I didn't mean in the fluffy-handcuff way :rolleyes: :p

1. Private Study sessions are the blocks where I either don't have classes because I'm only doing four subjects this year (since there are six session blocks a day, I get two free sessions every day ^.^), or where a teacher is away.

2. Yes, but I didn't mean in the fluffy-handcuff way :rolleyes: :p
1. I see.

2. "fluffy-handcuff" way?

No. *cries* Oh, God, I'm so lonely!

No. *cries* Oh, God, I'm so lonely!

:fluffle: