NationStates Jolt Archive


Reviving an old but fun idea, describe your sex life with a movie title

Colodia
26-01-2005, 03:52
Mine: Zero :D
Ravenclaws
26-01-2005, 03:56
Me Myself & I
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
26-01-2005, 03:57
mine: how much?


yeah, its a real movie.
Dem Crazy Dudes
26-01-2005, 04:01
House of 1000 corpses
Johnny Wadd
26-01-2005, 04:02
Backdraft

or

No Way Out

or

Three Men and a Baby
Gnostikos
26-01-2005, 04:03
Home Alone
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
26-01-2005, 04:03
House of 1000 corpses

hahahahahaha! necrophilia is always funnier then hell.
La Terra di Liberta
26-01-2005, 04:04
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Mockston
26-01-2005, 04:05
Attack of the Clones.
Telariua
26-01-2005, 04:05
Shaft in Africa
Automagfreek
26-01-2005, 04:05
Rush Hour

;)
Neo-Anarchists
26-01-2005, 04:09
Mine used to be "Much Ado about Nothing."

Now it's "A New Hope."

Hmm, maybe it can turn into "The Three Amigos" next?
:D
Jenn Jenn Land
26-01-2005, 04:13
Hahaha... I'm waiting for someone to use The Passion...

*shudders*

The Fast and the Furious.

Haha... that makes me sound like a slut... but...
Johnny Wadd
26-01-2005, 04:15
Johnny Wadd and the Jade Pussycat

or

The Agony and the Ecstacy
La Terra di Liberta
26-01-2005, 04:15
Hahaha... I'm waiting for someone to use The Passion...

*shudders*

The Fast and the Furious.

Haha... that makes me sound like a slut... but...


You know I was thinking of the Passion but given my sex life is non-existent, that would be wrong.
Superpower07
26-01-2005, 04:15
Never Been Kissed
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
26-01-2005, 04:17
Hmm, maybe it can turn into "The Three Amigos" next?
:D

hah - good luck with that... so many peoples dream.
Jenn Jenn Land
26-01-2005, 04:17
Never Been Kissed
Gawd, that sucks.
La Terra di Liberta
26-01-2005, 04:17
Never Been Kissed


Your joking, right?
Johnny Wadd
26-01-2005, 04:20
Magnum Force

or

8 is Enough
Dakini
26-01-2005, 04:21
some like it hot
The Plutonian Empire
26-01-2005, 04:23
Never Been Kissed
Exact same here. :(

Never Been Kissed
Dezard
26-01-2005, 04:30
Half Baked
Upitatanium
26-01-2005, 04:32
Long Ago and Far Away :D
Peechland
26-01-2005, 04:42
Backdraft

or

No Way Out

or

Three Men and a Baby


Mine would be Two Men and Two Babies.....(inside joke)
Johnny Wadd
26-01-2005, 04:43
Exact same here. :(

Never Been Kissed

Dude, I've seen your pic, so yeah I believe you.
Occidio Multus
26-01-2005, 04:43
Midnight Express. thats me.also, In Good Company, and, A Few Good Men
For the virgins- Alone in the Dark, Nobody Knows,
For those recently singlified- Lost Embrace
For those married too long- Are We There Yet?
i hope no one took these, if so- sorry :)
Dempublicents
26-01-2005, 04:43
Love Actually
Rangerville
26-01-2005, 04:44
The Virgin Suicides.

The suicide part isn't true, but i couldn't think of another movie title that applied...lol.
The Plutonian Empire
26-01-2005, 04:44
Dude, I've seen your pic, so yeah I believe you.
Thanks for confirming that I am ugly :D
Peechland
26-01-2005, 04:45
Dude, I've seen your pic, so yeah I believe you.


Johnny, thats mean....even for you. :(
Asylum Nova
26-01-2005, 04:46
Sleepless in Seattle. XD

-Asylum Nova
Dem Crazy Dudes
26-01-2005, 04:47
great balls of fire
Occidio Multus
26-01-2005, 04:48
ooh oohh .. no one said Triple X!! or the Empire Strikes Back.
Johnny Wadd
26-01-2005, 04:48
Debbie Does Dallas
The Doors Corporation
26-01-2005, 04:48
Farhenheit 911
Johnny Wadd
26-01-2005, 04:49
Johnny, thats mean....even for you. :(


Would you expect anything else of me? You know I'm a 1st class A-Hole.
Nation of Fortune
26-01-2005, 04:50
Fight Club
Peechland
26-01-2005, 04:51
Would you expect anything else of me? You know I'm a 1st class A-Hole.

I know doll, but give the guy a break.
Armandian Cheese
26-01-2005, 04:51
"The Thing"
Mistress Kimberly
26-01-2005, 04:51
A Hard Day's Night
Stroudiztan
26-01-2005, 04:53
Necessary Roughness.

Has no one said "Toys" yet?
Peechland
26-01-2005, 04:54
Necessary Roughness.

Has no one said "Toys" yet?

damn....wish I'd have thought of "Toys".

I'm changing mine to Mission Impossible. ;)
White Dwarf
26-01-2005, 04:54
Gone with the wind
Deltaepsilon
26-01-2005, 04:56
Half Past Dead.
Red1stang
26-01-2005, 04:56
The Land Before Time
Occidio Multus
26-01-2005, 04:56
"The Thing"

that just can't be good.
Johnny Wadd
26-01-2005, 04:58
Caligula


Ilsa:She-Wolf of the SS
Hammolopolis
26-01-2005, 05:04
Idle Hands
Syllo
26-01-2005, 05:04
Hey all... i cant think of one... something innocent n waiting 4 marriage...
Peopleandstuff
26-01-2005, 05:06
*shudders*

The Fast and the Furious.

Haha... that makes me sound like a slut... but...
Perhaps, but not half as much as 'Fellowship of the Ring' would.... ;)
Jenn Jenn Land
26-01-2005, 05:06
Idle Hands

THAT MOVIE WAS SO AWESOME!
...sorry.

But I HARDLY doubt their idle... hahaha...
Lessr Tsurani
26-01-2005, 05:41
Anyone got one for a fifteen year old girl who has done it with another girl but no guy?
Xenophobialand
26-01-2005, 05:46
The Longest Yard

Okay, okay, it's probably The Forgotten.

BTW, I'd like to point out how thankful I am that no one has mentioned Of Mice and Men.;)
Colodia
26-01-2005, 06:03
Anyone got one for a fifteen year old girl who has done it with another girl but no guy?
Spongebob Squarepants?
Noraniastan
26-01-2005, 06:06
just to be funny...

Requiem For A Dream.
Johnny Wadd
26-01-2005, 06:06
Anyone got one for a fifteen year old girl who has done it with another girl but no guy?

On Golden Blonde?

Bad Girls?
Armandian Cheese
26-01-2005, 06:12
Well, for the girl thing, how about "Golden Girls"?
Nation of Fortune
26-01-2005, 06:16
Well, for the girl thing, how about "Golden Girls"?
I thought you were against sex of any kind, or were you being satrical?
Armandian Cheese
26-01-2005, 06:18
Just trying to make a pun.
Armandian Cheese
26-01-2005, 06:18
For example, when I said "the Thing", I was talking about how sex is a monstrous, evil thing.
Nation of Fortune
26-01-2005, 06:19
For example, when I said "the Thing", I was talking about how sex is a monstrous, evil thing.
oh, that was you? I didn't see who posted it
Armandian Cheese
26-01-2005, 06:28
Yeah. Hard to come up with a movie that matches my attitudes towars sex...
Hammolopolis
26-01-2005, 06:34
Yeah. Hard to come up with a movie that matches my attitudes towars sex...
Cruel Intentions?
Zahumlje
26-01-2005, 06:35
'Welcome to Sarajevo'
Kiwicrog
26-01-2005, 06:55
For example, when I said "the Thing", I was talking about how sex is a monstrous, evil thing. May I ask why?

What if it's with someone you love completely? In a long-term, commited, monogamous relationship? What if you are married?

Is there something inherently 'monstrous' about sex?
Nation of Fortune
26-01-2005, 06:57
May I ask why?

What if it's with someone you love completely? In a long-term, commited, monogamous relationship? What if you are married?

Is there something inherently 'monstrous' about sex?
PSSST he hates sex, he thinks it vile and disgusting, at least the rest of us have sense
Dobbs Town
26-01-2005, 06:58
"La Cage Aux Folles"


Quite accurate. "The Birdcage" does not count. I repeat, "The Birdcage" does not count.
Ubbo Sathla
26-01-2005, 07:00
Stayin Alive.
Down System
26-01-2005, 07:01
8 Mm
Neo-Anarchists
26-01-2005, 07:10
8 Mm
Millimetres?
Hee.
:D
Ubbo Sathla
26-01-2005, 07:11
It came from Beneath the Sea. :eek:
Hammolopolis
26-01-2005, 07:18
Millimetres?
Hee.
:D
8mm (http://imdb.com/title/tt0134273/)
Not exactly what you're thinking of...
Branin
26-01-2005, 07:20
The Court Jester :D
Gadolinia
26-01-2005, 07:24
any clint eastwood film:

for a few dollars more

the good, the bad, and the ugly

(my favorite 2 clint movies),

also:

the unforgiven
any which way you can
fist full of dollars
dirty harry
sudden impact
New Granada
26-01-2005, 07:31
The Agony and the Ecstacy

or

The Sound and the Fury
BloodSugarSexMagik
26-01-2005, 07:42
Kung Pow: Enter the fist
:D
Failureland
26-01-2005, 08:13
Monster.
Der Lieben
26-01-2005, 08:14
"Gone With the Wind"

Damn it already been said. :gundge:
Okay, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" :D
Ernst_Rohm
26-01-2005, 08:17
two weeks notice
Vittos Ordination
26-01-2005, 08:29
Dusk Till Dawn
Vittos Ordination
26-01-2005, 08:31
Dusk Till Dawn

Just kidding....

Its more like "The Searchers" right now.
Occidio Multus
26-01-2005, 19:38
Kung Pow: Enter the fist
:D
hahahahahahahha.i thought i was the only one who owned that movie.
Saetans Army
26-01-2005, 19:42
28 days later. <sigh> That sucks.
Whispering Legs
26-01-2005, 19:43
Sideways
Texan Hotrodders
26-01-2005, 19:43
Independence Day
Chicken pi
26-01-2005, 19:48
Planet of the Apes
Jester III
26-01-2005, 20:02
Once Upon a Time
Battery Charger
26-01-2005, 20:26
Dazed and Confused
Powerhungry Chipmunks
26-01-2005, 20:30
Ready, Willing & Able (1999).

Except when someone's borrowing my copy of The Uprising (1912).
Kryozerkia
26-01-2005, 21:12
Hackers

(yes, it is a movie title - simple, me and my boyfriend are nerds...so, it describes us and our non-existant lovelife (games are crucial to any relationship))
Stroudiztan
26-01-2005, 21:12
Here's one for all you folks with biblical inclinations:
High Fidelity.

ALso, a few more to work with:
Dirty Work
Supersize Me
Down Periscope
The Man With the Golden Gun

And finally, for the young lady who switch hits,
Snatch.
Eutrusca
26-01-2005, 21:26
"Reviving an old but fun idea, describe your sex life with a movie title "

"The Power and The Glory"

OR ...

"How I Learned To Quit Worrying And Love The Bomb!" Hehehe! :D
Lascivious Maximus
26-01-2005, 21:39
Well, I can't beleive no ones posted it...

but then - I can't beleive I'm about to... its tasteless to use this one but...

"Snatch" :D
Stroudiztan
26-01-2005, 21:41
Well, I can't beleive no ones posted it...

but then - I can't beleive I'm about to... its tasteless to use this one but...

"Snatch" :D

Gotta be quicker than that, I'm afraid. Two posts quicker, at least.
Lascivious Maximus
26-01-2005, 21:41
Actually... has anyone posted "Shaft"?
Whispering Legs
26-01-2005, 21:41
The Adventures of Peter Rabbit...
Dem Crazy Dudes
26-01-2005, 21:42
Actually... has anyone posted "Shaft"?

Shaft in Africa
they did
Lascivious Maximus
26-01-2005, 21:42
Gotta be quicker than that, I'm afraid. Two posts quicker, at least.
Stupid frozen computer... it just thawed too. Dammit. :p
Pencil 17
26-01-2005, 21:42
The Rescuers Down Under
Lascivious Maximus
26-01-2005, 21:44
Hmmm... how about "All Night Long"...

(sorry, I can't be bothered to read through so many pages)
Eichen
26-01-2005, 21:45
Gone in 60 Seconds.
Spookopolis
26-01-2005, 22:01
How about for some, "New York Minute" or "Jumpin Jack Flash?"
Lascivious Maximus
26-01-2005, 22:06
And for the rednecks from the DEEP back woods...

the Eastwood flick "Two Mules for Sister Sara" :eek:
The Mindset
26-01-2005, 22:19
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Spookopolis
26-01-2005, 22:27
ooo... "The Other Sister"
Alomogordo
26-01-2005, 22:35
ROFL! I'm Gone in Sixty Seconds!
Bogstonia
27-01-2005, 02:23
Die Hard!

In that that when my time comes, I'd like to Die Hard :) [kick the bucket during sex]
Tioszaea
27-01-2005, 02:25
Holy GOD these are HILARIOUS!!

I'd be..

The Terminator!!
New British Glory
27-01-2005, 02:29
All Quiet on the Western Front

Sigh
Conceptualists
27-01-2005, 02:49
Die Hard!

In that that when my time comes, I'd like to Die Hard :) [kick the bucket during sex]
Like Attila the Hun?
Gataway_Driver
27-01-2005, 02:51
Still Crazy

Freddy got fingered (sorry but had to be mentioned)

Old school
Rogue Angelica
27-01-2005, 02:53
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
I wondered when someone would finally post that!
Conceptualists
27-01-2005, 02:54
Nil By Mouth?
Stroudiztan
27-01-2005, 02:59
The Incredibles, baby.
New British Glory
27-01-2005, 03:00
Like Attila the Hun?

Like talking about Attila the Hun, dont you? Probably the only historical figure you can actually attribute any knowledge to.
Conceptualists
27-01-2005, 03:00
Like talking about Attila the Hun, dont you? Probably the only historical figure you can actually attribute any knowledge to.
OMG, I mentioned him two.

Stone the crows!
Zahumlje
27-01-2005, 03:01
'Welcome to Sarajevo'

when i'm not in Sarajevo,
'No Man's Land'

eeerm... the Danis Tanovic version, NOT the Lesbian version!
Gataway_Driver
27-01-2005, 03:01
Finding Nemo?
Gataway_Driver
27-01-2005, 03:21
All Quiet on the Western Front

Sigh

isn't so bad if your facing east ;)
Branin
27-01-2005, 03:36
I think I may have done this once but I'm not sure. So here it goes.

My sex life as a movie....

The Court Jester
Battery Charger
27-01-2005, 03:50
The Green Mile
Zahumlje
27-01-2005, 03:50
And for the rednecks from the DEEP back woods...

the Eastwood flick "Two Mules for Sister Sara" :eek:

For that type in a similar vein, 'Oh Brother Where Art Thou?'

oh well I'm tacky and tasteless ...
so sue me!
Findecano Calaelen
27-01-2005, 04:28
:D American pie
Colodia
27-01-2005, 04:30
Serving Sara, anyone?
Nation of Fortune
27-01-2005, 04:33
Serving Sara, anyone?
for me it's more like Serv(ic)ing Sarah, but I bet you didn't care, also I've never even heard of that movie, other wise, thats what I would have said
Dragon Cows
27-01-2005, 04:43
"The League of Extrodinary Gentlemen"


no,

more like "The Forgotten"
Mount Rainier
27-01-2005, 04:58
ummm The crow bc a wonderfull :fluffle: relationship ended in tragity :P :( :headbang:
and I must say gili b.c it sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and so does my love life
Kiwicrog
27-01-2005, 05:39
Titanic ;)

For the title, not a reference to sinking to the bottom of the ocean :D
Von Witzleben
27-01-2005, 05:39
Currently I would have to say: 7 years in Tibet.
Saetans Army
27-01-2005, 05:43
I wish it could be "Blow" or "Black Hawk Down," but "Kids" keep interfering with the "Indecent Proposal."
Lascivious Maximus
27-01-2005, 05:44
ummm The crow bc a wonderfull :fluffle: relationship ended in tragity :P :( :headbang:
and I must say gili b.c it sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and so does my love life
Sometimes its a good thing when theres a little sucking in your love life... :D
Tharra
27-01-2005, 06:22
Well it'd either be "The Man with the Golden Gun" or "Dangerious Liasons"...

It'd be sad if someone said "Speed"....

LMAO :)
Mistress Kimberly
27-01-2005, 06:31
The Green Mile

I think there's something wrong if its green...
Vittos Ordination
27-01-2005, 06:49
How about "Outbreak"?
Spookopolis
27-01-2005, 07:12
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Oh my god, what have I done!" I've got the fear! (more than likely about an STD)
Norleans
27-01-2005, 08:18
Dr. Strangelove
Prosophia
28-01-2005, 04:32
Some movie titles I'm glad don't describe my sex life:

All About My Mother
What Have I done to Deserve This?
Reality Bites
Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom
Bertoxxolus
28-01-2005, 04:33
hahahah Hosue of a Thousand corpses I literally fell of my chair laughing at that one...hahah....anywho...

probably mine would be *Shallow Hal*
Bertoxxolus
28-01-2005, 04:37
Toy Story ...


...or Pitch Black :cool:
The Lagonia States
28-01-2005, 04:44
Few and Far Between
Prosophia
28-01-2005, 04:54
Catch me if you can

;)
Lascivious Maximus
28-01-2005, 05:48
Catch me if you can

;)
*catches Sophia* :p
JuNii
28-01-2005, 05:49
Damnation Alley
actually more like
A comedy of Errors
The Plutonian Empire
28-01-2005, 05:50
*catches Sophia* :p
Don't forget to spare some girls for other guys! ;)
Lascivious Maximus
28-01-2005, 05:53
Don't forget to spare some girls for other guys! ;)
Its ok, I may have caught her - but like the rest she won't let me keep her - I'm strictly catch and release these days comrade. ;)
Tioszaea
29-01-2005, 00:44
"Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?"
Kiwicrog
29-01-2005, 00:47
"Spy Kids"



Just a joke, back mods, BACK!
Fass
29-01-2005, 00:57
The Hole.

EDIT: Removed link.
Vittos Ordination
29-01-2005, 01:03
SCARY

You don't value your nation much, do you?
Fass
29-01-2005, 01:06
You don't value your nation much, do you?

I thought it was allowed if you gave warning of it... but I won't take the chance. :( You might want to edit your quote - if it's non-koscher you can get in trouble by quoting it as well.
Rulership LOL
29-01-2005, 01:06
Twelve Monkeys
Vittos Ordination
29-01-2005, 01:08
I thought it was allowed if you gave warning of it... but I won't take the chance. :(

It might be allowed, I am not sure, but I would definitely check with the mods, first. And I am guessing they will just tell you not to do it.

I will tell you that that link was more than a little disturbing, there was a lot of santorum being produced.
Fass
29-01-2005, 01:10
It might be allowed, I am not sure, but I would definitely check with the mods, first. And I am guessing they will just tell you not to do it.

I will tell you that that link was more than a little disturbing, there was a lot of santorum being produced.

Mmm, santorum... ;)

(don't forget to edit your quote)
NASCAR Absolute Power
29-01-2005, 01:10
The Eagle has landed
Vittos Ordination
29-01-2005, 01:14
Mmm, santorum... ;)

(don't forget to edit your quote)

I wouldn't have even thought of that, but it is taken care of.
UnitedSocialistsNation
29-01-2005, 01:44
"Bruce Almighty"
Kusarii
29-01-2005, 02:03
Serendipity :)
Cyrian space
29-01-2005, 02:45
The Big Empty
Cbass Risen
29-01-2005, 02:52
Meet the Parents

lol I'm jking. Ew.
Patralia
29-01-2005, 02:57
Rocky
Branin
29-01-2005, 09:08
The Court Jester.

We did this among some friends once and some one said Toy Story. Tiny bit desparate was he.
JiangGuo
29-01-2005, 09:31
The Virgin Suicides.

Off Topic:
That movie was probably one of Kirsten Dunst's best performances.

Title for me:

Heat (My last GF)

OR

Sum Of All Fears (She was outright dangerous)
JiangGuo
01-02-2005, 08:10
Has no one said 'Deep Impact' yet? *Big Grin*
Copiosa Scotia
01-02-2005, 08:20
Gone With The Wind.
Viva la Hippy
01-02-2005, 08:29
Anyone got one for a fifteen year old girl who has done it with another girl but no guy?

Josie and the pussy cats
Helioterra
01-02-2005, 08:41
Das Experiment

sometimes Funny Games
and sometimes Complicity
Flamebaittrolls
01-02-2005, 09:01
Great Expectations

Followed by

Liar, Liar! :D:p Kidding about the 'Liar, Liar!' bit.
Illich Jackal
01-02-2005, 10:58
does anyone match the movie "rambo: first blood"?