NationStates Jolt Archive


I hate driving

HorseTeets
26-01-2005, 03:20
Driving pisses me off. I have the uncannay ability to attract morons while I'm driving. It's a miracle my car is still intact.

I've been cut off, people have cut me off and slammed on the breaks, I've amlost been rear-ended more than once, people turn out in front of me, and one time some idiot was driving in my lane, just in the opposite direction.

I love empty roads. No traffic. No cops. High speeds.

I dont think of myself as impatient, I just get flustered when I get surrounded by idiots.

Lemme hear some driving horror stories to make me feel better.
Nadkor
26-01-2005, 03:21
i love driving

its the other cars that piss me off
HorseTeets
26-01-2005, 03:22
you've got a point. driving is fun till you're surrounded by idiots
Big Jim P
26-01-2005, 03:23
I ride motorcycles and my list of horror stories never ends. After careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that you could teach a chimp to drive better than most morons on the road today. Sadly, they aren't eliminating themselves from the gene pool fast enough.
Nova Terra Australis
26-01-2005, 03:24
one time some idiot was driving in my lane, just in the opposite direction.

I love empty roads. No traffic. No cops. High speeds.

I dont think of myself as impatient, I just get flustered when I get surrounded by idiots.



Ditto.
Reaper_2k3
26-01-2005, 03:24
everylane i get into slows down by like 10 miles an hour and the one is was in speeds up and cars pile in so i cant get back in it

going like 35 on the fucknig highway pisses me off
Nadkor
26-01-2005, 03:24
you've got a point. driving is fun till you're surrounded by idiots

like life in general

fun until youre surrounded by idiots

go find a nice open road, or a twisty back road, and enjoy yourself
HorseTeets
26-01-2005, 04:01
yeah I love open road driving. like the time i found out my explorer does 110. I've driven in the mountains and that is fun beyond belief. doing 60 in a navigator around hairpin turns is a bit... frightful though.

I hate interstates in jacksonville. theyre all slow. people do 40 in the fast lane during rush hour! for pete's sake, just go!
Greedy Pig
26-01-2005, 04:11
Yup.. same here. I hate idiots driving below 40kph (25mph). :(

The worst drivers I find on the road are Malay muslim women who wear their headscarfs.. Not to be sexist or anti-religion or anything.. But seriously they can't see whats beside them! They can only see infront!

And most drivers on the road do not stick on their lane.. Drive in the middle of lanes.. And do not use their mirrors whatsoever.

Plus I hate it absolutely when there's a major traffic jam on the highway because theres an accident or someone stop his car in the emergency lane to talk on his handphone.. Bloody drivers have to slow down and be busybody look at the accident. Probably taking down their numberplates to buy lottery numbers.
Occidio Multus
26-01-2005, 05:22
i live south of los angeles, there are so many many cars here. you can't many places in california without driving. i used to get really really frustrated, then i lifted my truck 12 inches. now, i cant see anyone else, and i don't care.
The Plutonian Empire
26-01-2005, 05:26
If you wanna get rid of idiots, buy a tank :p
Red1stang
26-01-2005, 05:27
Soccer moms in their Excursions are the reason I won't ride a bike anymore, too many close calls on the onramp, but in general...yeah, drivers around here suck