NationStates Jolt Archive

Well?

Why the hell isn't your name Jorge Boosh? And I'm dead serious about that.

"Rarely do we ask the question: is our children learning?"

You're ok, but its nuclear, all right?

"I will hold your burning flag in my hand as I watch your empire fall...because I know it will. Because I know it will."

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Nothing. He doesn't listen to anyone but himself and the voices in his head anyway.

Well, I asked my mom this question, and she said, "leave." When I said, no, what about something he'll listen to, she just paused and said, "I don't know, maybe I'll just slip some LSD into his coffee instead."

Me, I speak with my fists and my eyes.

"Rarely do we ask the question: is our children learning?" Replace with "are".

You're ok, but its nuclear, all right? Here in the Texas/Arkansas area it is "newkuler". Not saying it's right, it's just the way we do it. How do you say New Orleans?

My comment to President Bush: Your wife's cookie recipe is awesome!

http://www.recipegoldmine.com/celeb/celeb40.html

Me, I speak with my fists and my eyes.

You'd draw a face onto your hand and maneuvre your thumb and forefinger into a crude mouth while you shed tears?

"never misunderestimate anyone" :p

he probably wouldn't get it though.... :(

"You should hire me to make all of your decisions."

Replace with "are".


That was the whole point of it!
Rarely does anyone ask "Is our children learning?" they ask "Are our children learning?"

That comment about the LSD was awesome! Hahaha.
If I could say anything to him, it'd probably go along the lines of:

"The blood is on your hands. Remember that.

By the way, George, you're horrible at balancing a budget. If you were on an 'average' salary, I'd hate to see your check book."

"You should hire me to make all of your decisions."

He already one of these nifty numbers. It's called an "administration". ;)

Well?
"All your base are belong to me."

Because I'm stupid that way.

If you could say one thing to G.W. Bush, what would it be?
"You sir, are an idiot" I would then present proof.

Probably something along the lines of...

"Thanks asshole. You've not only slaughtered the international image of MY COUNTRY, but also put MY COUNTRY into deficit that I will have to pay off. Bitch."

I know that the country is not only mine, but the home of 290 million people, who all now look like jackasses on the global scale, and when you consider that there are 6.3 BILLION people on the planet, we're pretty fucking arrogant to think we're so damned important.

The one thing I'd say to bush:

:upyours:


:D

He already one of these nifty numbers. It's called an "administration". ;)


He needs a heck of lot more than an Administrator. I was thinking more along the lines of being the voice he hears inside his head.


Because we all (did you hear that?!) hear voices in our heads dont we? :eek:

Nothing. He doesn't listen to anyone but himself and the voices in his head anyway.

That's not fair. It's pretty obvious that he listens to Cheney and Rumsfeld as well. :P

That's not fair. It's pretty obvious that he listens to Cheney and Rumsfeld as well. :P

No Cheney and Rumsfeld are mearly figments of his imagination. The ugly, dying old men that you see are just actors that he hired to make him look less crazy.

No Cheney and Rumsfeld are mearly figments of his imagination. The ugly, dying old men that you see are just actors that he hired to make him look less crazy.
LOL!

That's not fair. It's pretty obvious that he listens to Cheney and Rumsfeld as well. :P
Hm, maybe that's partially why our country got so screwed up.

I'd be like, "What up, dawg?" And probably flash a whiteboy-poser gang sign. And then the Secret Service would shoot me. I know I would.

"Um...I thought he was going for a gun...I mean...er, look! Oil!"

Georgy please listen to the rest of the world once in a while.

I'd be like, "What up, dawg?" And probably flash a whiteboy-poser gang sign. And then the Secret Service would shoot me. I know I would.

"Um...I thought he was going for a gun...I mean...er, look! Oil!"

Great. Isn't it sad that the "leader" of the free world can be distracted as easily as a hyper-active puppy? Hmmm.... wow.... this almost sounds like the way Dub instantly lost interest in Afganistan and moved on to Iraq... Very suspicious....

Great. Isn't it sad that the "leader" of the free world can be distracted as easily as a hyper-active puppy? Hmmm.... wow.... this almost sounds like the way Dub instantly lost interest in Afganistan and moved on to Iraq... Very suspicious....
*cough* Whoever said he instantly lost interest in Afghanistan?

*as we continue to spend billions in both places*

*cough* Whoever said he instantly lost interest in Afghanistan?

*as we continue to spend billions in both places*

No, I just think he forgot to stop spending money there.

Replace with "are".

Here in the Texas/Arkansas area it is "newkuler". Not saying it's right, it's just the way we do it. How do you say New Orleans?

My comment to President Bush: Your wife's cookie recipe is awesome!

http://www.recipegoldmine.com/celeb/celeb40.html

And Jenna is a tiger in the sack.

I feel the urge to be a little honest-

I would probably say "Nice to meet you Mr. President" and then move out of the recieving line and get an snack from the catering table.

I feel the urge to be a little honest-

I would probably say "Nice to meet you Mr. President" and then move out of the recieving line and get an snack from the catering table.
YUM! I wonder if you could order doggy bags...

Nuke the Moon (http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm)

Do you care about me? Do you care about your daughters? We are the future--why are you screwing it up for us?

"Oh please increase the military so we can get the job done! We'll help pay the extra bucks in taxes, just get Iraq and Afghanistan secure. Wait until thats finished before moving on into elsewhere, and I'll support it. Oh, and cut some welfare spending to help reduce the deficit."

Actually, I take back what I said earlier.

I'd want to tell him that he looks like a fish-monkey!

"Your doing a good job, keep it up."

"Your doing a good job, keep it up."
:D :mp5: :sniper: :headbang:

Legalize ALL drugs.

:D :mp5: :sniper: :headbang:
LOLOLOL, a picture says a 1,000 words, eh? Hehe.

Wipe them out, every single one of them. :D

"Now that I've done your daughter, could we just skip the 'Sir'?"

"All your base are belong to me."



*head bangs to AYB* All ur base R blong to [edit] the Knights who say Ni!

"You know I heard that people in Iraq would just adore to see you, best to go strapped in traditional red dynamite to show your appreciation and culture. But, aw, I dunno your probably not man enough for that, your Dad tried to do it but was too scared...."

or

"The whole world hates you."

"The whole world hates you."

I would be inclined to agree with this statement, except apparently 51% of the American population doesn't hate him. Maybe there's some mass brainwashing going on here. Hmmmm.... *strokes goatee* Eeenteresting...

I'd say, "Bush, It's time you admit the truth about this governments involvement and knowledge of extraterrestrials - we are ready to know the truth, because, hell, we already know that we aren't alone out here and you not admitting it makes you look even more retarded!"

"All your base are belong to me."
"Bush has no chance to survive, make his time!"

"Mr. President, there's a bomb in the building! Nah, I'm just messin' with ya. Dear Jesus, sniper!"

id say "Booga booga booga" and wave my arms around and he would piss himself from fear then i would laugh and it would be awesome

I would say something the mods wouldn't like me to say. ;)

"Why?!"

Messin' With Bush Part II:
"Mr. President, they found the ecstasy pills under your desk! Nah, I'm just screwin' with ya. I had some, though, is that all right?"