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Just tell us how you think you'll die. And if you want ot have fun, corrupt some one else's death story.


For me, it will involve a helicopter and a rhioncerous. I don't know how, I don't know when, but thats how it will happen/

For me, it will involve a helicopter and a rhioncerous. I don't know how, I don't know when, but thats how it will happen/

I bet you'll feel really silly if it turns out to involve a hippopotamus and a seaplane. :)

In my bed, involving 8 lusty busty beautiful ladies and a big grin.

Just tell us how you think you'll die.

According to information vouchsafed me here:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=7164283&postcount=12

Bodies Without Organs:
It involves bambo and a superheated copper wire.

Preferably in the middle of a nuclear detonation with a massive smile on my face, a joint in my hand and my feet on the Russian and American 'doomsday' buttons.

But the Rhinoceros and the helicopter one sounds cooler.

My current thinking on the subject is that if i had a terminal disease i'd like to take a large amount of pure MDMA and jump out of an aeroplane. With no parachute.

Psycho killer attack bunny...They get me every time

As painlessly as possible.

I created an artistic masterpiece to this effect.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-12/554284/wierdness.jpg

if only u were wearing a duck suit...Then you could fly. Damn

I will be killed melodramtically by a past mistake catching up on me. Prior to my death I will learn/fufill my purpose here on Earth.

I might go for the old asphyxiwank, i'll get a mate to hide the debris before my parents find it though...

Bush will declare war on the US, being as confused as he is, and some pimply-faced 18 year old will crash a Black Hawk on my house.

Spontanious combustion. Twice.

Arthur Dent

Again!

not applicable. I have no intentions of ever dying :cool:

I want to die in the arms of someone I love, preferably in mid-orgasm.

by pulling some really stupid stunt.

Just tell us how you think you'll die. And if you want ot have fun, corrupt some one else's death story.

For me, it will involve a helicopter and a rhioncerous. I don't know how, I don't know when, but thats how it will happen/

I'll die at 86, being shot by the irate husband of a 30-year-old wife! :D

I hope it's viral. A haemorrhagic fever would be awesome to die of. Especially if it's a filovirus.

Mauled by Anarchists

I want to die in the arms of someone I love, preferably in mid-orgasm.
Read Gai-jin by James Clavell. I believe that's the right one of the Asian Saga where you'll be envious of a certain character that I won't reveal so as to not spoil it for anyone.

I think I will go for the classic glorious death in battle, surrounded by the shattered corpses of my enemies.

I think either I'll die peacefully in old age, under a tree in the woods. Or be eaten by GWAR.

I wanna be stabbed by something hilarious, like a melon, or keyboard...

Last month a friend of mine left his 357 Mag and one bullet on his desk.
(He always dos this.)
He returned just in time to grab the weapon out of my hand.
Next time he'll be late.

Achohol poisoning on a trip to russia on my 21st birthday

Last month a friend of mine left his 357 Mag and one bullet on his desk.
(He always dos this.)
He returned just in time to grab the weapon out of my hand.
Next time he'll be late.

Stop that! :(

I think either I'll die peacefully in old age, under a tree in the woods. Or be eaten by GWAR.

WFT is a "GWAR?"

WFT is a "GWAR?"

Ask, and you shall be VIOLATED!

http://www.gwar.net/index.php?gwarsid=ff1776ad96f9de732a6618f069a0f18c

Giant Waffle Attacking in Rage ?

For me, probably something involving several bottles of vodka and an attempt at lawnmower racing down a highstreet.

me? I hope it has to do with a VERY hot girl (the night before), dynamite (a whole lot!), "civil defense officers," and an AK-47. I have a feeling that they'll need mops to clean me up when I'm done... I'm aiming for blood over the area of a football field.

This is how I will die! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/mcnewbie/bush2.gif) :)

it will involve some cheese and a piano

Reincarnation... I'm gonna try all ways to die.

I shall die of a heart attack or stroke in my mid 50's, if I don't commit suicide earlier.

Hehe, I've even been planning my suicide. I plan to make it a big song and dance ordeal, with a catered lunch, and clowns. And then the audience can vote on how I should do it. (Hanging, gunshot to the temple, poison, slit wrists, etc.)

I personally want to kill myself dramatically, like a gunshot to the temple, with a suicide note to the side, blaming every single person I'm mad at.

I don't really want to do it by poison, even if it would be painless. It seems almost too easy. But pulling that trigger, or slitting my own wrist, now that would take a ton of willpower.

Eaten. Definitely. Probably by space aliens, and definitely while alive.

Why? Because it's what I fear the most, so obviously it's going to happen.

Just try thinking about getting eaten alive, and you'll know what I mean.

me, walking down a street with lots of ppl, in my best suit, at the age of 83, with some big gun in my right hand, and the detonator for a home-made H-bomb in the other.

I pull a Charlie Gordon. In front of a steamroller.. WITH BROKEN LIMBS!!

You know the urban myth about the guy who sticks a hamster up his ass, then accidentally lights some methane gas when he sticks a lighter up there to find the hamster? I was thinking of that, only more explosive and with a larger household pet.

I will not die :)

I shall never die puny mortal :cool: I shall live forever. For there is only one!





PS: Thats me for anyone to slow to figure it out.

I shall never die puny mortal :cool: I shall live forever. For there is only one!

So then what happens if either A) Judgement Day occurs or B) the sun eventually goes nova?

Earth will be destroyed - will you be floating in space, feeling the pleasentness of vacuum?

Or will you be on another planet by then - just waiting for its sun to die as well?

Quick and painless. Don't know how but I hope it will be that way.

I'll die of sexual exhaustion while having sex with two hot, bissexual blondes.

I'll die a crazy old cat lady, when one of my cats sits on my face while I'm sleeping, I'll suffocate.

A heart attack from trying to set the world record for consuming the most canned cheese in a 24 hour period.

Skiing, but in a way that no ski patroller has to deal with a messy fatality. That just sucks for the poor folks.

Scrapped by a Porsche Carrera 911 4S Turbo Roadster.

My death will prelude the death of almost all humanity, as I sit in front of the lab computer and the alarm suddenly goes off and somebody shrieks 'They're loose!' And I go 'Hah! Science fiction was right!'

I'll be stabbed and impaled by a raving mob of Shoobans.

i will die because a few of my screaming groupies will come up to me on the street and slaugter me with they're compbined weight

Isso é uma ameaça? são você observando-me? Não Tente minha ira. são spwan de demônio de mal eu digo QUEIMADURA OS! :eek:

How will you die?

Well hopefully it will either be quietly and no one will notice, or with a glorious BANG. Real fancy. I will settle for nothing inbetween.

I am going to live forever.



Um....



Ok, so not really...but I hope however I die doesn't hurt very much.

Isso é uma ameaça? são você observando-me? Não Tente minha ira. são spwan de demônio de mal eu digo QUEIMADURA OS! :eek:
I'm going to die from crazy Portugese people.

i will die the only one way anyone can die, the single cause of death for every man, woman and child - hypoxemia.

As I said Before....

I will straddle a Nuclear bomb high above an enemy nation and ride it all the way to my demise....while waving my cowboy hat.

http://fusionanomaly.net/drstrangeloveridingthenuke.jpg

I'll die sitting under a tree from exhaustion.. After slaying a hundred man with my big ass sword.

Something like this guy...

http://img146.exs.cx/img146/3599/berserkv07c05p107copy4qr.jpg
http://img146.exs.cx/img146/6852/berserkv07c05p108copy8fe.jpg
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I'm going to die from crazy Portugese people.
me too, those Dam Portugese

I'm going to die from a mixture of poison and plastic scissors.

As people tell me all the time: "Steve, someday, somewhere, somebody's going to shoot you or stab you."

I'll choke to death on a frozen TV dinner, alone in my trailer home, watching reruns of Hogan's Heroes. And nobody will know I'm dead for three or four weeks.

I hav multiple scenarios for multiple futures:

1. If I join the Military: I'll die leading my Regiment up a hill towards heavily-defended Chinese posistions. Right as we reach the top, i'll get shot(ugh) and my last words will be: 576th Massahusetts, FORWARDS!

2. If I become a Diplomat: I'll become ambassador and will be killed when my Embassy is bombed by radical terrorists.

3. If I overthrow the u.S. Government and Instate a Military Dictatorship: Assassination. Those damn liberals wil do it, i tells ya!

4. Any other job: In my sleep of a heart attack.

Or nuclear winter. Either way.

Another good way to go is to just EXPLODE. Like spontaneous combustion, except that you explode. And I'd like to do it in a crowded theater or something, blood and guts flying everywhere. Memorable.

You know, I've given a lot of thought to it, and I think I'll die by one of my own bullets bouncing back, lodging in my leg, and me eventually dying from lead poisoning ten years later. This will be AFTER I join the Marines, see all kinds of combat, and never get nicked. Irony in its simplest.

Either a hail of gunfire or a terrorist bombing of some sort. Either way, I get a Purple Heart.

WEll I've decided that along time ago. Well first, I'm going to be getting a tatto on my face, but then the tattooist's home town will be flooded and his family killed. They will broadcast that on the radio, and I'd be paying him lotsa money so he has to keep going. His hand will be shaking alot and it will slip onto my neck, cutting it. I don't know how, but it will, and it hurts. So I will be screaming my head off and an abulemce will come but they will be stuck in traffic because a little old lady was to breaking down in the middle of the road. The driver will get roadrage and jostled the cabin about so much a spare needle is going to fall onto my eye. That will hurt too. I'm going to scream louder, and cause all the blood to come to my neck, so I will eventually choke and drown on it. Either that or I'll be run over.

In my bed, involving 8 lusty busty beautiful ladies and a big grin.

I second this prediction.

when i become the ruler of all penguins they will end up protesting against me and will eventually trample me to death

Soon i hope... :D

A fat person will sit on me and my body will then be run over by the ambulance that comes to save me.

I'm going to die of massive heart failure caused by too much exercise.

two words:
English Ninjas

My standards for dying are the following:

I must either...be charging into battle with plenty of my ninja friends when we reach the front line I will die of a heart attack. Another idea involves midgets and porn (will give more information upon request). And lastly, i would also wouldnt mind fighting a walrus and getting 1) crushed 2) impaled on his tusk 3) fall through the ice holding him tightly in my arms, kissing him gently with his deep blue eyes gazing like soft...ahem..yeah dying. either way i die i just want it to make headline news. =)

I'll die very shortly after I come up with a clever way to make the ingenius Sporknife!

My standards for dying are the following:

I must either...be charging into battle with plenty of my ninja friends when we reach the front line I will die of a heart attack. Another idea involves midgets and porn (will give more information upon request). And lastly, i would also wouldnt mind fighting a walrus and getting 1) crushed 2) impaled on his tusk 3) fall through the ice holding him tightly in my arms, kissing him gently with his deep blue eyes gazing like soft...ahem..yeah dying. either way i die i just want it to make headline news. =)

Now THAT's sexy.

Die...what's that? Hey, what's this sharp thing here? *Cutting noises* So that's what a knife is...getting woozy from blood loss...whoa...

Nothing like a game of Russian Roullette...

...with an automatic pistol...

from the ultimate [bump]

Young.

Nothing like a game of Russian Roullette...

...with an automatic pistol...

or a flame-thrower

To die? Or not to die? That is the... oh, lets just get it over with. :sniper:

I'll die very shortly after I come up with a clever way to make the ingenius Sporknife!
or sword chucks?

i will die...cynically

Russian roulette, with an Uzi!

Cop 1: Looks like suicide.

Cop 2: I don't think so.

Cop 1: Why do you think that?

Cop 2: His whole head's missing.

Cop 1: He used a .45 ACP. His head's supposed to be gone.

Cop 2: Then why'd he use the full 40-round clip?

I will die in a hospital, fighting for my life.

wuss...lol

I will be shot by government soldiers, as I fight in a socialist revolution.

Note: I am not specifying any specific government.

Ok, I'll specify one for you. Britain. (See corrupt a wish game)

or sword chucks?

i will die...cynically

"Welcome to Korneria!"
"I like swords!"
"Welcome to Korneria!"
"I like swords!"
"Welcome to Korneria!"
"I like swords!"..

In about 4000 years time, give or take.

E!

How will I die?
It will probably be an ironic end to my struggle with self-injury and suicidal impulses. Most likely an overdose, and most likely hideously painful.

Realistically, heart attack.

Seriously, I have a somewhat weak heart even now at 17, and I guess if I last past 70 (according to some online test I'll die at 77), that's what'll get me.

Less realistically: In Guantanamo, tortured to death. Way to go for political dissidents, and I guess heroic as well.

:fluffle: or :sniper:


nuff said

:fluffle: or :sniper:


nuff said

At first I thought you were saying that you were going to be shot while making out with someone.

Sex or sniper. Classic.

Noooooooooo! I'm too young to die!!! :eek:

*runs around in circles*

I'm going to die peacefully in my sleep. I'm a bus driver, by the way...

I'd rather be vaporized by a nuclear explosion. No pain. No time to react. Just a split-millisecond death :D

But I'm plan to live for the rest of eternity, in order to carry out my visions of having the entire universe under my command.

Noooooooooo! I'm too young to die!!! :eek:

*runs around in circles*
*looks on in horror as RA falls down dead from exertion*

Oh well.

One day I will log on to NS and find a big message saying
ERROR SERVER DOWN

Then I die

*looks on in horror as RA falls down dead from exertion*

Oh well.
I'm not obese, ya know... :mad:

One day I will log on to NS and find a big message saying
ERROR SERVER DOWN

Then I die
That happens all the time :p

I'd rather be vaporized by a nuclear explosion. No pain. No time to react. Just a split-millisecond death :D

But I'm plan to live for the rest of eternity, in order to carry out my visions of having the entire universe under my command.

What!


Thats MY Job!

The Universe will be MINE!

I shall launch a meteor into the Earth, thus damaging it immensly. Then, when the Life Stream of the Planet tries to heal itself, I shall suck up all of its power and become a God! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!1!1111one!111oneone eleventy-one

What? They did it in Final Fantasy 7!

What!


Thats MY Job!

The Universe will be MINE!

I shall launch a meteor into the Earth, thus damaging it immensly. Then, when the Life Stream of the Planet tries to heal itself, I shall suck up all of its power and become a God! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!1!1111one!111oneone eleventy-one

What? They did it in Final Fantasy 7!
I already am a god.

*Heals the earth instantly*

:smug:

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I already am a god.

*Heals the earth instantly*

:smug:

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I'm sorry, but I do not understand this language.

I hope to get run down by a circus hot-air ballon.

I will die in a firey explosion involving my making mass amounts of illegal explosives in my basement

or I will live a long and healthy life, in prison, for murdering many people

I hav multiple scenarios for multiple futures:

1. If I join the Military: I'll die leading my Regiment up a hill towards heavily-defended Chinese posistions. Right as we reach the top, i'll get shot(ugh) and my last words will be: 576th MassaChusetts, FORWARDS!
<snip>

Or nuclear winter. Either way.
Yay Mass.

I think I'll die some big, noticable death. And take out various people and city blocks in the process.

by annihilation. Hey i am to powerful and superior that my atoms and molecules wont be usable by an inferior being. Plus it will make a big boom.

no offense. That or going to titan with a lot of oxygen release it all and light a match. All that methane. I wouldn't last a minute

I'd rather be vaporized by a nuclear explosion. No pain. No time to react. Just a split-millisecond death :D

But I'm plan to live for the rest of eternity, in order to carry out my visions of having the entire universe under my command.

Not if it isn't directly above you. If it isn't then your skin will melt off in the most painful death.

None of you are gods. Blasphamors.

A hail of 7.62 shells while I lead a group of green berets into north korea. :mp5:

Realistically:

I will accidently jump my horse well for once, be so amazed at my awesome riding abilities, my horse will freak out since i didnt grab his mouth going over a jump finally, i will fly off land under him and get trampled.

i'll live through that part, go to the hospital then die from:

first:eating enough jello to make me obese :headbang:
then: getting out of the hospital and walking 10 feet to the car, dying of exertion like RA...(jp ra ;) )


or less realistically:

i will have an asthma/heart attack and /or die in my sleep ...ie naturally :eek:

Elliott ish my Drag Queen fairy princess sparkly-hooved wonderhorse, and he would never ever stomp on me...however harley might..


love,
Cardi

ps maybe ill die from writing all this and having my computer freeze and erase it all! like twice yesterday and 3 times today!

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I have no clue because if I knew I would try to prevent it, but if 'fate' does exist nothing I can do will stop it from happening.

So then what happens if either A) Judgement Day occurs or B) the sun eventually goes nova?

Earth will be destroyed - will you be floating in space, feeling the pleasentness of vacuum?

Or will you be on another planet by then - just waiting for its sun to die as well?

i will answer that. He will be split into all the atoms and recycled and then die

Not if it isn't directly above you. If it isn't then your skin will melt off in the most painful death.
Meaning what?

By getting really pissed and doing yet another stupid thing, this time it just happens to kill me.
Either that or I'll finally suceed with suicide.
Or... Commiting suicide while drunk... hmmm

Or... Commiting suicide while drunk... hmmm
It's funny how they teach in schools that many suicides are committed while under the influence of alcohol. It's not like that! Alcohol dulls pain, and it increases the deadly effects of barbiturates and most other meds by a whole lot. It's not like these people go off, get drunk, then die, they purposely plan it.

Okay, that was my off-topic rant for the day.

Bush will declare war on the US, being as confused as he is, and some pimply-faced 18 year old will crash a Black Hawk on my house.
thats more than likely...