NationStates Jolt Archive

Humor me... I need it or otherwise I may have to sleep.

Go to Engrish.com (http://www.engrish.com) for some funny Asian-style English grammar.

Err... right...

http://www.bash.org/

1) Click random.
2) Read.
3) Laugh.
4) Repeat steps 1-3 indefinately.

Knock yourself out :D

Go to Engrish.com (http://www.engrish.com) for some funny Asian-style English grammar.
What is with you and that site? This is the second thread where you've told ppl to check it out! You're not the author of above-mentioned site are you?

To The Imperial Navy, check out ebaums world for a laugh. They have some good pics and vids. Here's a couple of my favourites at the moment:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/buttplugs.shtml
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fwordflash.html

<djamok> wb justin
<JFlex> wb yourself, mother fucker.
<JFlex> Oh, welcome back, I get it.

I like that one...

To The Imperial Navy, check out ebaums world for a laugh. They have some good pics and vids. Here's a couple of my favourites at the moment:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/buttplugs.shtml SEEN IT.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fwordflash.htmlseen it.

...

The cat says....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/50OF0055.jpg

MEOW!

Here: Go read the Bible....condensed version. (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=insidian&keyword=Bible+Spam&filter=all)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/positive3.jpg

What is with you and that site? This is the second thread where you've told ppl to check it out! You're not the author of above-mentioned site are you?

To The Imperial Navy, check out ebaums world for a laugh. They have some good pics and vids. Here's a couple of my favourites at the moment:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/buttplugs.shtml
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fwordflash.html

That's just so wrong! :eek:

You should probably not take advice from someone with "Hitler" in his name. Then again, you might not want to take advice from someone with "Bitch" in her name. :D

3 types of people on the internet = convinced they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know jack about you

This is so true...

<Elfhelm> ya can never have to much coffee.
<Elfhelm> the stuff is great for the soul
<Spriggan|UT> just like heroin .... i mean church

http://www.bash.org/?111338

http://www.bash.org/?142934

http://www.bash.org/?126273

http://www.bash.org/?334331

http://www.bash.org/?104383

http://www.bash.org/?10958

http://www.bash.org/?177548

enjoy :D

That's just so wrong! :eek:

You should probably not take advice from someone with "Hitler" in his name. Then again, you might not want to take advice from someone with "Bitch" in her name. :D

ROFL! See what I mean? :D

3 types of people on the internet = convinced they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know jack about you

This is so true...

OR ... convinced they're the reincarnation of Bhudda! :D

3 types of people on the internet = convinced they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know jack about you

This is so true...

OR ... convinced they're the reincarnation of Bhudda! :D

3 types of people on the internet = convinced they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know jack about you

This is so true...

Um, yeah, that's pretty much it.

BUT BEWARE!!! IT IS THE SOCK OF DOOM!!!

http://mikko.tuomela.net/galleries/misc/sock.jpg

How to write like a wanker (http://www.guidenet.net/resources/wanker.html)

Here's a good site.

Gahhhh!

Take this Sux0r!

http://www.chem.cmu.edu/groups/collins/images/kiwi.jpg

Oh noes, it's a KIWI!! But I can top that....

http://weta.boarsnest.net/coverpic.jpg

HAVE AT YOU!!

Now THIS is funny.

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

Oh yes, and Take this!

http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/rabbit.jpg

<Cienna> were you breast fed?
<Ragnarok> yes
<Ragnarok> recently in fact

Now THIS is funny.

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

LMAO

And...

http://www.epa.qld.gov.au/images/nature_conservation/platypus.jpg

<Dedge> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament it's "Monster Kill", In Quake3 it's "Excellent", in Counter-Strike it's "Kicked by console"

GAH! The evil platypus of doom! *Dies*

Woohoo!!! WINNAR!!!!

Feeling better mate?

Yarr too true... thanks for cheering me up mate... AH HA!

*Guns down Kanbia with Minigun*

I see you


http://www.pma.edmonton.ab.ca/natural/insects/collects/_images/invzol2.jpg

http://www.dizpins.com/archives/images/2002junepics/wdw_hunchback_062302.jpg

U CANNOT KILL TEH ME, WITH MINIGUNZZ OR TEH FLY!!! :D

<gaspumpXP> Man... what kind of RPG is this? It won't let me rape the sheep...