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This is how desperate I am, I have to put a post on nation states. There is this guy who is a friend of mine and has been for about 4 years. He's a nice guy but very forward as in will I go on top or you? And basically goes after anything with tits. And won't leave me alone!!..Yes I have tits....!!

About 2 years ago he told me he liked me, but I can't stand guys who are all in your face all the time, and he's very much one of the type of guys who'd want to be with you every second of the day -annoying!!!!

He's really been coming strong and is convinced I like him and am just playing hard to get...we're going on a college trip tomorrow for 5 days and he is convinced he is going to get with me-haha

I need subtle or not so subtle ways of telling him to go f$*k himself as he is getting very very annoying and won't leave me alone.
The thought of what he is going to try and do to me when we are clubbing is quite replusive...

Tell him that you are going for an operation to remove that remnant of inoperable male genitalia that you were born with and you'd like him to be there.

I'm not sure he'd take the hint, he'd prob offer to hold my hand!!!! Can't stress how much this guy is pissing me off right now!!!

But I'll give your suggestion a try!

Swift kick in the nuts. Works like a charm.

If you're not into violence, you might want to try public humiliation. Although, some people get off on that.

A simple "go f$*k yourself" might do. :)

Swift kick in the nuts. Works like a charm.

If you're not into violence, you might want to try public humiliation. Although, some people get off on that.


ooh nasty...but worth a try! i suggest telling him your a lesbian, and if that doesn't work try the old,
" i hate you and WILL KILL YOU if you don't piss off and stop annoying me, you little freaky stalker"
its precise and to the point

A simple "go f$*k yourself" might do. :)
Go fsck himself?
Hmm, the guy sounds like his FS might need a fsck, few errors kicking about I'd bet.
</obscure Unix humor>

I'm not sure he'd take the hint, he'd prob offer to hold my hand!!!! Can't stress how much this guy is pissing me off right now!!!

But I'll give your suggestion a try!

Hmm...maybe scare him away by putting a sock in your knickers?

i suggest telling him your a lesbian

No way, she wants to scare him off, that is going to have the opposite effect.

I told him I was a lesbian before,he knows me enough to know I'm not one, and then got off on the fact that my girlfriend(my best friend) and I were dancing together!!!!

It would only encourage him if I did it again!

Hmm...maybe scare him away by putting a sock in your knickers?



Right so I'll take the ones in my bra out!!!

Twitch uncontrollably whenever he comes on to you. :)

Right so I'll take the ones in my bra out!!!

Haha, that might help. :D

Do heaps of girlie things.

I mean HEAPS. Ask him to help write poems about bunnies and pick flowers.

And the whole time talk about your period.

I told him I was a lesbian before,he knows me enough to know I'm not one, and then got off on the fact that my girlfriend(my best friend) and I were dancing together!!!!

It would only encourage him if I did it again!


ick, ya too true...... oops, so another approach is needed. ok, eh, try this:

bugger off, you annoying little ba*t*rd, i do NOT like you and never have, never will either. GO HOME...

also never count out getting some poor unfortunate MUNer to take him off your hands... you never know, theres no accounting for some peoples tastes!!

Go fsck himself?
Hmm, the guy sounds like his FS might need a fsck, few errors kicking about I'd bet.
</obscure Unix humor>
...that's the way she spelled it, that's why I put pretty quotes around it :p

Depnends on rather you want to remain on good terms with him. If not, I find "Fuck off" works nicely.
I find it a real turn off when guys are so sure you're going to fall in bed with them. A few years ago, my sister, a gay male friend of mine and I were running around with a guy we all thought was interesting. Then we heard through the grapevine that he was saying he could easily have any or all of us. We all lost interest right away. Ugh. Arrogant men.

If you don't want to keep him as a friend:

"I don't like, I've never liked you, and if you don't piss off, I'll introduce you to Mr. Restraining Order and his troubled friend Mr. Hammer."

*Not guaranteed to work. At all :p*

If you just want him to back off, I haven't a clue. You could try the old lie of 'I'm spoken for' but we've all seen the films :)

Do heaps of girlie things.

I mean HEAPS. Ask him to help write poems about bunnies and pick flowers.

And the whole time talk about your period.


I don't think I can convey how mushy he can be! He would totally be the oh let me count the ways I love thee, but would change it to let me count the ways I could bang thee!

I find talking about a periods with guys doesn't work anymore, they actually are interested and ask questions. That doesn't even work on my Dad anymore

I have an idea.
Step 1) Tell him you think you like him and might consider going out with him.
step 2) Tell him you have to go and leave.
step 3) Send in a good friend of yours to talk to him. (female)
step 4) Go back, claiming you forgot something.
step 5) Start freaking out at the fact that he's flirting with your friend and go mental on him. Tell him never to go near you again. Guaranteed to work. Of course, he doesn't actually need to be flirting with her, just accuse him of it and never go near him again.

I don't think I can convey how mushy he can be! He would totally be the oh let me count the ways I love thee, but would change it to let me count the ways I could bang thee!

I find talking about a periods with guys doesn't work anymore, they actually are interested and ask questions. That doesn't even work on my Dad anymore

Ah but see, then you have him tied up with poetry and inquisitiveness. I'll admit its a short term solution, but hey! I'm a guy. Thats what we do.

I have an idea.
Step 1) Tell him you think you like him and might consider going out with him.
step 2) Tell him you have to go and leave.
step 3) Send in a good friend of yours to talk to him. (female)
step 4) Go back, claiming you forgot something.
step 5) Start freaking out at the fact that he's flirting with your friend and go mental on him. Tell him never to go near you again. Guaranteed to work. Of course, he doesn't actually need to be flirting with her, just accuse him of it and never go near him again.

very clever idea!

*scribbles down notes on scraps of paper for future reference*

I have an idea.
Step 1) Tell him you think you like him and might consider going out with him.
step 2) Tell him you have to go and leave.
step 3) Send in a good friend of yours to talk to him. (female)
step 4) Go back, claiming you forgot something.
step 5) Start freaking out at the fact that he's flirting with your friend and go mental on him. Tell him never to go near you again. Guaranteed to work. Of course, he doesn't actually need to be flirting with her, just accuse him of it and never go near him again.


This could work!!!!! Cos we were at a party last Friday nitght and he was all flirting with me and stuff and then when I left he turned his attention to another girl who I know quite well, I said it to him the next day in a piss taking way and he claimed he couldn't remember as he was really drunk and wanted me to know that he couldn't remember a single thing!!!! Great

No problem, now what prize does the winner get? :p

No problem, now what prize does the winner get? :p
How about the guy I'm trying to get rid of?? I'll post him for free?????
Of course it will all depend on whether or not your advice works.

No problem, now what prize does the winner get? :p

a free holiday to the destination of your choice - paid for by the annoying lad from the title of the thread, and also accompanied by same annoying boyo...

No problem, now what prize does the winner get? :p
A little yellow piece of paper.
Here!
*hands paper to Sanctaphrax*
Sorry, it's a bit sticky.
:)

I think the worst thing about this whole episode is that you have waited for so long to do this....

I mean, obviously its not your fault that he likes you, but the fact you have left it so long to do this kinda makes me feel a bit sorry for the guy, when you could have been more upfront earlier irrc.

*steals yellow piece of paper* Hehe! *runs away*

Crap. I think all of these have been done to me.


Well, looks like it's back to heroin for me......




Not really. But most of my early life was spent paranoid that the chicks I knew thought I liked them and where thusly annoyed. No idea where that came from, but anyway.

Since you're going on a trip, sow your wild oats and let him know alllll about it. Dreamy dude by the pool. Waiter with the nice butt. Guy in the car driving by. Person you made up who gave you a number you made up that you need to borrow some coins to call.

Of course he might just think that you are trying to make him jealous.

Are you positive the whole direct and honest thing won't float? Cause, you know-that would be easier.

this is extreme, but Talk to him

Tell him you just don't fancy him and really dont think you ever will, and if he doesnt stop his plainly objectionable comments, that he uses to cover up that although he goes after any woman, he doesn't get any either, you will have to stop being friends and will start to treat any him as a stalker.

If he doesn't get the hint from this, he really isn't a nice guy.

From your description I do think he is just in experienced in how to talk to women.

PS Are you cute?? :D

*steals yellow piece of paper* Hehe! *runs away*
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Tell him that you are going for an operation to remove that remnant of inoperable male genitalia that you were born with and you'd like him to be there.
This is exactly what went through my mind when i read the topic title!:D

Now what you want to do love is FART, loud and wet-sounding, all the time when he is around. Better yet, wake him up by farting in his face, make sure you soak his face. Pick your nose too and complain about that thrush outbreak which is so annoying, especially since you thought you had got rid of all the lice. Ohh, and ask him if he thinks a wire brush and dettol will help get rid of herpies.

How about the guy I'm trying to get rid of?? I'll post him for free?????
Thanks, keep it!

I think the worst thing about this whole episode is that you have waited for so long to do this....

I mean, obviously its not your fault that he likes you, but the fact you have left it so long to do this kinda makes me feel a bit sorry for the guy, when you could have been more upfront earlier irrc.

I feel sorry for him aswell cos it is awful to like someone and not have them like you back and post a thread on NS for advice on how to get rid of him!
I have told him twice already I only like him as a friend but every time I'm overly nice to him he gets the wrong idea.

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This is exactly what went through my mind when i read the topic title!:D

Now what you want to do love is FART, loud and wet-sounding, all the time when he is around. Better yet, wake him up by farting in his face, make sure you soak his face. Pick your nose too and complain about that thrush outbreak which is so annoying, especially since you thought you had got rid of all the lice. Ohh, and ask him if he thinks a wire brush and dettol will help get rid of herpies.

Good lord. That's disgusting.

But hilarious :D

Start a sentence with "your really nice, but...." that normally works.

Otherwise offer to sleep with him, and when you get to see his manhood fall around laughing, and don't stop. Point.

That should work.

I have the best idea. THe simplest plans always work.
Send him a link to this thread. If he doesn't get the hint from here, you have a problem!

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Here's my idea:

Take your right hand, and go :upyours:

Now, take your left hand and go :upyours:

Then, shove both of your :upyours:'s as deep into his ears/nosrils as possible.

Think that'll work?

Amazing. Simply Amazing.

Most women complain incessantly that their men neither do not, nor will not pay enough attention to them. Yet here you are, complaining that this one is going to any length to get your attention.

First of all, you are looking for a way to tell him that you are not interested in any way. Obviously, you haven't tried telling him EXACTLY THAT, without mincing words. And if you are looking for some way of telling him you do not want to date him, but still want him in your life, then you obviously still want him in your life for some (selfish) purpose. Most likely you want him to continue to dote on you to some degree, or get you things, or do things for you, but you just don't want to have any kind of sexual relationship with him.

Telling him in plain english that you want nothing to do with him, will solve your problem. However, it will likely remove him from your life. If this is not acceptable to you, then the problem is not with him, but with you.

The most effective way to get this across to him, will be to make a public scene of it, in front of his peers. Make sure you explain it to him, repeating yourself clearly and without euphamisms.

In the end, maybe even years from now, you will miss this guy when he is gone. You will end up with some self-centered, mirror-loving pretty boy who is more concerned with himself, than with you. You will get involved with some guy that will cheat on you, or abuse you, and you will ask for advice on how to CHANGE the guy into the man you want. But as you cannot seem to express yourself properly to the people it really matters to at the time, you will once again find yourself in a situation where other people have to rescue you. Possibly, before you do ANYTHING, stop and examine what it is that you really don't like about this boy who wants you now. Because if it is just his enthusiasm or puffed up confidence, remember that he might just be putting up that front to get your attention.

How's this: try actually telling him rather than asking people for ways to avoid doing so. I know it sounds harsh, I know it may be hard for you (though by the sounds of it that isn't terribly likely) but do it, for both of your sakes. I've had it done to me, and it hurts, but it's better to know than to delude yourself, and the odds are he realises that too. So just make it perfectly clear to him, initially in private, (for there's little sense in needlessly humiliating someone in the grip of what is probably out of his control) that you aren't interested and you'd appreciate it if he tried to be less "close." If he's any sense then he'll understand what you're saying and he'll appreciate it.

Of course, should he fail to get the message after you've tried this a few times, I'd recommend moving onto the public option when he gets particularly irritating; that said I'd expect it to cause fairly unpleasant consequences for both of you, so I would urge you to avoid such public humiliation if possible.

This is how desperate I am, I have to put a post on nation states. There is this guy who is a friend of mine and has been for about 4 years. He's a nice guy but very forward as in will I go on top or you? And basically goes after anything with tits. And won't leave me alone!!..Yes I have tits....!!

About 2 years ago he told me he liked me, but I can't stand guys who are all in your face all the time, and he's very much one of the type of guys who'd want to be with you every second of the day -annoying!!!!

He's really been coming strong and is convinced I like him and am just playing hard to get...we're going on a college trip tomorrow for 5 days and he is convinced he is going to get with me-haha

I need subtle or not so subtle ways of telling him to go f$*k himself as he is getting very very annoying and won't leave me alone.
The thought of what he is going to try and do to me when we are clubbing is quite replusive...

When you are in the car on the trip lean over and fart. In fact eat bean burritos all day before you leave. Fart loudly on the whole trip.

Pick your nose, too.

Also, slip into the conversation that you have a collection of every tampon you have ever used since you were 14 and you brought your special collectors bag with you on the trip, "just in case."

This is how desperate I am, I have to put a post on nation states. There is this guy who is a friend of mine and has been for about 4 years. He's a nice guy but very forward as in will I go on top or you? And basically goes after anything with tits. And won't leave me alone!!..Yes I have tits....!!

About 2 years ago he told me he liked me, but I can't stand guys who are all in your face all the time, and he's very much one of the type of guys who'd want to be with you every second of the day -annoying!!!!

He's really been coming strong and is convinced I like him and am just playing hard to get...we're going on a college trip tomorrow for 5 days and he is convinced he is going to get with me-haha

I need subtle or not so subtle ways of telling him to go f$*k himself as he is getting very very annoying and won't leave me alone.
The thought of what he is going to try and do to me when we are clubbing is quite replusive...
For five days, do nothing but bitch to him. About everything you can think of. But especially about him. Even better in front of his friends.

Or just get it on with another guy in front of him.
That'd get the message through to me, that's for sure.

Or just get it on with another guy in front of him.
That'd get the message through to me, that's for sure.
His best friend if possible :eek:

Or his brother.
His father would be a good one too.

Or his brother.
His father would be a good one too.
His mother :fluffle:

His mother :fluffle:
Or, he might be a bit messed up and wanna join in then.
Eww.

1. Go out with him, bleed his wallet dry and then leave.

2. If you want to stay friends with this guy [even though he sounds kinda obsessive and will probably turn out to be a criminal] just tell him about this great new guy you met, about how wonderful he is, how good the sex is etc

3. If you want to severe contact with this guy forever...tell him he has a small penis, he'll never talk to YOU again!

Alternativly(sp?), post his e-mail address in this thread and we'll make sure he gets teh message :)

That's probably going to happen, if his mother happens to be a total babe :p

PS Are you cute?? :D
Ahhhhhhh so your sweet!!! Are of stalkerish tendencies???? or just desperate to get a girl???

would ya look she's back again!

would ya look she's back again!
HELLLLLLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
tis yourself then!!

This is how desperate I am, I have to put a post on nation states. There is this guy who is a friend of mine and has been for about 4 years. He's a nice guy but very forward as in will I go on top or you? And basically goes after anything with tits. And won't leave me alone!!..Yes I have tits....!!

About 2 years ago he told me he liked me, but I can't stand guys who are all in your face all the time, and he's very much one of the type of guys who'd want to be with you every second of the day -annoying!!!!

He's really been coming strong and is convinced I like him and am just playing hard to get...we're going on a college trip tomorrow for 5 days and he is convinced he is going to get with me-haha

I need subtle or not so subtle ways of telling him to go f$*k himself as he is getting very very annoying and won't leave me alone.
The thought of what he is going to try and do to me when we are clubbing is quite replusive...

This sort will NOT take a simple "NO" for an answer. Suggestion: Tell him, "Look. I've already got one asshole in my pants. I do NOT need another!" :D

This is how desperate I am, I have to put a post on nation states. There is this guy who is a friend of mine and has been for about 4 years. He's a nice guy but very forward as in will I go on top or you? And basically goes after anything with tits. And won't leave me alone!!..Yes I have tits....!!

About 2 years ago he told me he liked me, but I can't stand guys who are all in your face all the time, and he's very much one of the type of guys who'd want to be with you every second of the day -annoying!!!!

He's really been coming strong and is convinced I like him and am just playing hard to get...we're going on a college trip tomorrow for 5 days and he is convinced he is going to get with me-haha

I need subtle or not so subtle ways of telling him to go f$*k himself as he is getting very very annoying and won't leave me alone.
The thought of what he is going to try and do to me when we are clubbing is quite replusive...

You should hook up with another guy while youre on the trip and make sure he sees it. Nothing says rejection like seeing the person you want with someone else.

did i sound mean? I'm not I swear :fluffle:

HELLLLLLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
tis yourself then!!
deedn it is dearie, in da coola-boole.....

This sort will NOT take a simple "NO" for an answer. Suggestion: Tell him, "Look. I've already got one asshole in my pants. I do NOT need another!" :D


LOL Poppy! I have GOT to remember that one.

This sort will NOT take a simple "NO" for an answer. Suggestion: Tell him, "Look. I've already got one asshole in my pants. I do NOT need another!" :D


I know, I know its the only solution. I just want to be nice about it. I liked someone for ages and ages I mean really liked them, and they didn't like me and in the end it hurt, I guess I just don't want to hurt his feelings. But looking on the bright side its true what they say there is always at least one other person in the world who is completely crazy about you

This sort will NOT take a simple "NO" for an answer. Suggestion: Tell him, "Look. I've already got one asshole in my pants. I do NOT need another!" :D
brilliant - must def use this one Meke - have a jar or two an tell him where to go!

* cheers from the audience*

deedn it is dearie, in da coola-boole.....
Fun fun, which lab are you in and I might come down in a min, are the printers working and are there ques???

Fun fun, which lab are you in and I might come down in a min, are the printers working and are there ques???

d usual spot in the back labs, its busy right this minute but was real quiet earlier...i dunno it could stay like this or be quiet as the tomb...shur chance it - i'm due a break anyway!!

d usual spot in the back labs, its busy right this minute but was real quiet earlier...i dunno it could stay like this or be quiet as the tomb...shur chance it - i'm due a break anyway!!

Ya but that would involve me walking across campus in the freezing cold and I still have to finish my position paper and go over pol com stuff! I'm getting the ususal bus home don't think I can stand Diet Coke mans billard balls theory this evening!

Ya but that would involve me walking across campus in the freezing cold and I still have to finish my position paper and go over pol com stuff! I'm getting the ususal bus home don't think I can stand Diet Coke mans billard balls theory this evening!

i'm confused but ok.....sniff,sniff...i'll survive....

*goes into the corner and sulks*

2. If you want to stay friends with this guy [even though he sounds kinda obsessive and will probably turn out to be a criminal] just tell him about this great new guy you met, about how wonderful he is, how good the sex is etc


Don't do that. He'll be even more persistent because he's got competition. I've tried it.

Ok have you actualy gone and said "No. I dont like you. There is nothing between us." Girls have to understand that guys SUCK at subtleties (generaly). Unless you tell him in plain simple language hes not going to understand you.

how about. start dating someone else, like his close friend? and thanks for letter me know girls (or atleast you) hate guys who want to be with girls all the time, I will work on that. No worries I live in alaska.