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Yes. The One Ring abandoned Frodo, and once again, was forgotten. Until it was picked up one day by George W. Bush, who above all, obsessed over money and gold.

The One Ring consumed him.

It began in Iraq. For too long, these terra-ists have sat in the way of oil fields that the One Ring desired. For too long, Saddam Hussein occupied Halliburton's oil wells, until he drew the ire of the Great Eye.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/chair094/evileye.jpg

And now, with Iraq subdued, the Great Eye fixes its gaze on Iran and Syria...

Frodo has failed. Bush has the Ring of Power
*shudders*

Apparently Putin gets the role of Sauron then?

Apparently Putin gets the role of Sauron then?

No. The One Ring has been reunited with Sauron, aka Bush. The world will fall. It will start in the Middle East.

Edit: Doh! Silly puppets :D Apparently Jolt timed out Evil Woody Thoughts and logged me back in as Teh Condiliar Empire :D

*sighs* Bush is too damned short to play Sauron. That and he's too stupid to speak the Black speech of Mordor.

Apparently Putin gets the role of Sauron then?
No, Putin is really Dobby from Harry Potter

http://www.kprf.ru/images/putin_dobby_300.jpg

No, Putin is really Dobby from Harry Potter

http://www.kprf.ru/images/putin_dobby_300.jpg
Who's controlling Putin then? OBL?

Who's controlling Putin then? OBL?
No one. Remember he got his freedom because he was given a sock,* he is no longer in thrall to baodiuvif.


*I always though she was scraping the bottom of the barrel with that one.

*sighs* Bush is too damned short to play Sauron. That and he's too stupid to speak the Black speech of Mordor.

Um, what about Teh Puppetmaster, Dick Cheney? Maybe too short still, but intelligent enough for the Black Speech :D

Besides, the One Ring can corrupt anyone into doing the will of Sauron...it almost corrupted Frodo into giving up. Like when Frodo was in Osgilliath as it was getting overrun...and Frodo damn near gave the ring to a Nazgul.

Um, what about Teh Puppetmaster, Dick Cheney? Maybe too short still, but intelligent enough for the Black Speech :D
Wouldn't fit in the armor, too, umm, round.

China is Saruman the red.

This is the ultimate nerd thread!!! :D

This is the ultimate nerd thread!!! :D
No, the ultimate nerd thread would be relating Bush and Gates to the Borg.

Getting close.

This is the ultimate nerd thread!!! :D

Certainly wasn't my intention, but oh well.

Wait a minute, is this a thread hijack? :gundge:

Bush doesn't have the ring!!!!! There is no ring. I crept in to his bedroom (The things I do for my country) and took it off his finger, replaced it with a walmart replica that has left a green ring around his finger. Being the intelligent man he is he attributes this green ring as a symbol that he and the ring are becoming one, an act of God. Mwahahaha

For God's sake...

http://img154.exs.cx/img154/6387/evilbush4vs.jpg

http://incoherentbabbling.typepad.com/babbling/DSC00216.JPG

LOL

Jesus moleland snip the picture! Just leave a link to it!

Urmm.... Can't seem to edit it... stupid web security... Sorry guys...

I'll fix it ASAP... IE: this evening...

Done

does that Tony Blair in the part of semgul??? thin about it the huge smile the massive ears... who else could ply him

What is the Eye of Sauron doing over the White House? I thought Myrth controlled the all-seeing Eye. Unless . . . Bush is Myrth? :eek:

What is the Eye of Sauron doing over the White House? I thought Myrth controlled the all-seeing Eye. Unless . . . Bush is Myrth? :eek:

And if Myrth hates Bush that means Bush hates himself meaning the real Bush is obviously... MICHAEL MOORE!

And if Myrth hates Bush that means Bush hates himself meaning the real Bush is obviously... MICHAEL MOORE!
No, no, no. Michael Moore is Gimli. Ralph Nader is Legolas.