Political argument...in haiku
Freoria2
25-01-2005, 04:33
As the title suggests...rehash oft heard arguments over and over again...but in haiku.
Gays give me the creeps
So I deny them Marriage
The Bible says so
Note: this haiku in no way reflects the opinions of the author..it was just the first one he could think of off the top of his head.
I say all future arguments should be made in haiku format from now on, to filter all the crap.
Hammolopolis
25-01-2005, 04:37
I say all future arguments should be made in haiku format from now on, to filter all the crap.
Don't censor my words
Haikus are not needed
Let us flame in peace
Ashmoria
25-01-2005, 04:38
penis, vagina
square peg round hole fits so well
keep to the basics
Prosophia
25-01-2005, 04:41
Neo-cons scare me
But I'll work hard in '06
And turn things around
Grays Hill
25-01-2005, 04:43
Republicans win
Democrats loose
Its better that way
Freoria2
25-01-2005, 04:44
To revamp Social
Security is folly
Leave it alone bush
Republicans win
Democrats lose
Hey, is that a nickel?
Asurnahb
25-01-2005, 04:44
Man, these meds are powerful
I don't even remember what haiku is
I'm sick as hell
What are gays again?
Aren't they the ones tha-
Oooooh, I remember now
Yeah, I don't care
Let them marry
Ashmoria
25-01-2005, 04:45
swearing ranting jag
no one voted neocon
good man fronts for bad
Freoria2
25-01-2005, 04:48
Does anyone else
Think the gun smileys are stupid
they make your posts lame
Ashmoria
25-01-2005, 04:50
mythical trust fund
drained by republican greed
democrats dont look
Neo-Anarchists
25-01-2005, 04:50
Does anyone else
Think the gun smileys are stupid
they make your posts lame
I concur, they get
pretty annoying. Grr. Meh,
sun rises on lake.
(must end with stupid nature line! Yay!)
EmoBuddy
25-01-2005, 04:51
Libertarian
Need I say more? I think not.
What other party?
Freoria2
25-01-2005, 04:52
abortion is too
volatile for sane
debate stop fighting
EmoBuddy
25-01-2005, 04:54
All these idiots
Don't know how to write haiku
They must all be 'crats
Ashmoria
25-01-2005, 04:55
Libertarian
Need I say more? I think not.
What other party?
libertarians
nutcases join together
no more seat belt laws
Ashmoria
25-01-2005, 04:57
abortion is too
volatile for sane
debate stop fighting
i am right, youre wrong
angels rush in on my side
fools love to debate
Prosophia
25-01-2005, 04:57
I concur, they get
pretty annoying. Grr. Meh,
sun rises on lake.
(must end with stupid nature line! Yay!)
that has got to be
the most bestest haiku yet
brown bear jumps for joy
Freoria2
25-01-2005, 05:00
I like this new plan
politics done in haiku
it makes them suck less
Reaper_2k3
25-01-2005, 05:00
All these idiots
Don't know how to write haiku
They must all be 'crats
republican
elitists need to grow up
you are not better
republican
elitists need to grow up
you are not better
I must concur
Republicans are mostly rednecks
Do they really know haiku?
EmoBuddy
25-01-2005, 05:17
libertarians
nutcases join together
no more seat belt laws
Let me choose to wear
If I die, it's my fault so
what do you care, ass?
Freoria2
25-01-2005, 05:17
Unfortunately
Republican is only
four syllables, doh!
EmoBuddy
25-01-2005, 05:22
republican
elitists need to grow up
you are not better
Clearly I am not
Affiliated with them
Read my above post
Furthermore, young fool
I never said Democrats
'crats there are many
Aristocrats, yes
Don't forget bureaucrats, boy
I can't think of more
Janistania
25-01-2005, 05:39
Village People songs
Filling up my whole hard drive
Think I might be gay?
...no wait. Not all that political.
Can't really think of anything. *shrug*
Alomogordo
25-01-2005, 05:46
libertarians
nutcases join together
no more seat belt laws
That's good!
Oh, those WMD's...
Did we have to bomb Iraq?
Of course--Bush said so.
Ice Hockey Players
25-01-2005, 06:39
Bush gets four more years
Kerry gave up too easy
Now I need a beer.
The Dems in '04
Should have gone with Edwards-Clark
That's an easy win.
Saddam-Al-Qaeda?
Working in cahoots, they are?
They hate each other.
Bush kicked out Saddam
Angry Shi'ites get to vote
They pick someone worse.
Pro-life or pro-choice?
Can't I take the middle ground
And just stand and scream?
Kim Jong-Il has nukes?
Better kiss the South goodbye
If they don't strike first.
As a top issue
Voters pick "moral values"?
What the hell's with that?
All the jobs are gone
But if gays can't get married
Everything's OK
Take my OT pay
And make it a nice bloated
Tax cut for the rich
Cut and spend won't hurt
Not till you go overseas
Greenbacks are worthless
Many here do not know
the laws of haiku and I
fear they may vote too
Hammolopolis
25-01-2005, 07:01
Japanese poems
Are not for the faint of heart
Attempt with caution
Caffeine Dependancy
25-01-2005, 07:17
Five, seven, five, be
the syllables of Haiku
carefully counted.
* * *
In his own country,
He had seven wives, but here
only one may count.
If my country is
a cultural mosaiic
then why not more wives?
* * *