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YOu know those packages that electronics come in. You know the ones that your walkman, discman, camera, memory cards for digital cameras etc. come in. The ones that are all but impossible to open and when you do the edges are sharp and you often cut yourself. The person who invented those should be damned to an eternity of opening them. What do you think?

YOu know those packages that electronics come in. You know the ones that your walkman, discman, camera, memory cards for digital cameras etc. come in. The ones that are all but impossible to open and when you do the edges are sharp and you often cut yourself. The person who invented those should be damned to an eternity of opening them. What do you think?


Yeah those suck.

I picked "Nope. Definantly not. He was a guiness."
Because if he was a beer, we could drink him and feel better about it.
:D

YOu know those packages that electronics come in. You know the ones that your walkman, discman, camera, memory cards for digital cameras etc. come in. The ones that are all but impossible to open and when you do the edges are sharp and you often cut yourself. The person who invented those should be damned to an eternity of opening them. What do you think?
No, They should be sentenced to have demons trying to take their skin off with their teeth and nails.

I don't care how nasty the person in question is, nobody deserves to be forced to open more than one of those things a year.

Unless they happen to be paedophiles. I hate those guys.

Hell, specifically:

Level 9 - Cocytus
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut.

Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut.
Well not all of them ;)

blisterpacks can go to hell

*accidently BUMPs into thread*
Oops. Excuse me. Clumsy me. I'm so sorry. I really am....
*apologizes profusly*

Those packages are a bitch!

" Nope. Definantly not. He was a guiness."
Not Carlsberg?


Well I hope he/she/it suffers a whole lot and all that crap...but I wish that on everybody anyway. I've never had problems with those. How do I do it? Well, kiddies, a looooooong time ago, man discovered something I like to call "fire".
I don't get people. Why not just use a lighter?

I'm not sure which is worse, those packages, or the "Security layers" on DVD's and such... I mean, comon, is it really that difficult for a theif to rip through three layers of plastic wrap and a couple large stickers? It's harder for us "normal" people that actually buy the stupid things. It's bloody annoying!

Lol!

I'm not sure ... however, I do know that conclusive proof of Satan is found in "snooze" buttons.

Hell, specifically:

Level 9 - Cocytus
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut.

Dante's Inferno, isn't it?

I think he oughta have to come home with you and open them.

But
Ugly
Machine
Packages

they suck