Conspiracy!!
The Burnsian Desert
25-01-2005, 03:28
Rachel (Me) on [violet] and The Mods
1-24-05
Most of us, if not all of us, know of [violet] and the awesome power of the mods. Many have debated over [violet]'s existence and possible other accounts or puppets of [violet]. Some, even, have gone as far as to say that [violet] is Max Berry, and Max Berry is the mods. This, however, creates a fear that the whole of NationStates is controlled by one person, a CubaStates if you will. [violet] and the mods are simply mannequins of Max Berry to give us a false sense of security, and to keep us from becoming too unsatisfied with the 'government' of NationStates (namely, the admins and mods). I myself subscribe to this theory.
Others might say that the mods are old, longstanding and respected members of the community. Well of course they are! Max needed them from the beginning to convince people of their varied personalities and their difference from him.
I heard many other theories, among which that Max is an alien to enslave us. NationStates has done that already, don't you think he would have invaded the earth by now?
Another theory is the most commonly held (in my opinion). Max and [violet] are one and the same, but the mods are all different. Well then how did they become mods in the first place? Surely none other than Max himself picked them, because he was the first admin of NationStates.
And somehow this all ties in with the Moon Landing being fudged, and Area 51. But you make those connections.
So you think that Max stays online on four or five different accounts for almost 24 hours every day? Rather than, you know, getting volunteers to do the moderating? Despite the fact that this site is just advertising really, and not actually part of his job (him being a writer and all).
And there I was thinking my Cog=robot conspiracy was silly.
The Burnsian Desert
25-01-2005, 04:07
Yeah. You'd be amazed at how wired people can get on coffee. And them get-asleep get-awake thingys.
Neo-Anarchists
25-01-2005, 04:11
In Moderation, there's a thread on the whole Violet thing. In reading one of Cogitation's responses, I learned the real truth.(tm)
It turns out that not only is Max Barry not [violet], but Max Barry isn't even Max Barry! Who woulda thunk it?
:D
Nono, you're slow. It's just come out that Max Barry is ACTUALLY just a state of mind/way of life. And that *everyone* is Max Barry.
Now that's a conspiracy theory.
The Burnsian Desert
25-01-2005, 04:14
Hey, look, a pretty light!
*does the Men In Black mind-eraser thing on Neo-Anarchists*
By the way, Max Berry, the mods, and [violet] are one and the same... can you remember that for me?
The Burnsian Desert
25-01-2005, 04:35
<_<
>_>
Does anyone have Max Berry's address and a telescopic lens, along with the location of his computer and the times when he's usually on NS?
:p
Just kiddin' Max, loved Syrup!
I declare an invasion of Australia to hunt him down and DEMAND the truth.
The Burnsian Desert
25-01-2005, 04:38
I declare an invasion of Australia to hunt him down and DEMAND the truth.
YES! And then Canada, so they can't be angry at Americans anymore, and Mexico so we don't have all them damn illegal immigrant problems. I'm serious.
Neo-Anarchists
25-01-2005, 04:39
Hey, look, a pretty light!
*does the Men In Black mind-eraser thing on Neo-Anarchists*
By the way, Max Berry, the mods, and [violet] are one and the same... can you remember that for me?
:eek:
Ooh, pretty shiny light!
Yay!
Okie, Max is [violet] is mods is Max. I think I got it.
Shiny light...
:eek:
Ooh, pretty shiny light!
Yay!
Okie, Max is [violet] is mods is Max. I think I got it.
Shiny light...
*swipes MIB light thingie and does it again on Neo-Anarchists*
I am your master, your ruler. Everything I say is the truth. Max Barry is not Max Barry at all, but rather Opera Winfrey who's goal is to corrupt the minds of all with anti-capitalist propaganda.
Now fetch me a lemonade.
The Burnsian Desert
25-01-2005, 04:44
*swipes MIB light thingie and does it again on Neo-Anarchists*
I am your master, your ruler. Everything I say is the truth. Max Barry is not Max Barry at all, but rather Opera Winfrey who's goal is to corrupt the minds of all with anti-capitalist propaganda.
Now fetch me a lemonade.
Why don't we just do this until NA's brain is fried?
*takes MIB light*
He's wrong, I'm right... Max Berry is [violet] and [violet] is the mods...
Mods, care to take a position?
Neo-Anarchists
25-01-2005, 04:44
*swipes MIB light thingie and does it again on Neo-Anarchists*
I am your master, your ruler. Everything I say is the truth. Max Barry is not Max Barry at all, but rather Opera Winfrey who's goal is to corrupt the minds of all with anti-capitalist propaganda.
Now fetch me a lemonade.
Hmm?
Lemonade, master? How many spoonfuls of sugar?
:p
Neo-Anarchists
25-01-2005, 04:46
Why don't we just do this until NA's brain is fried?
*takes MIB light*
He's wrong, I'm right... Max Berry is [violet] and [violet] is the mods...
Mods, care to take a position?
Eep..
Why do I have such a throbbing headache now?
Hmm...
Max is [violet] is mods is Max. Mmmkay.
Got any Aleve?
The Burnsian Desert
25-01-2005, 04:48
Eep..
Why do I have such a throbbing headache now?
Hmm...
Max is [violet] is mods is Max. Mmmkay.
Got any Aleve?
Yeah. Wear these sunglasses, and don't go near Colodia.
Yeah. Wear these sunglasses, and don't go near Colodia.
*pushes light behind NA's glasses and blinds him*
whoops
erm, okay....uh....yeah....Firefox over IE, and Democrats over Republicans...
Vote Sharpton in 08...
Here, have a seeing-eye midget...
Cogitation
25-01-2005, 05:00
And there I was thinking my Cog=robot conspiracy was silly.
I think that's been proposed, before. Unfortunately, the topic is old and the search function isn't coooperating with me.
Why don't we just do this until NA's brain is fried?
*takes MIB light*
He's wrong, I'm right... Max Berry is [violet] and [violet] is the mods...
Mods, care to take a position?
First, there is no Max Berry. :p
--The Democratic States of Cogitation
The Burnsian Desert
25-01-2005, 05:04
Typo... shoot me, Cog. OR SHOULD I SAY MAX???? ;)
Neo-Anarchists
25-01-2005, 05:04
First, there is no Max Berry. :p
No Maxberrys?
A bleedin' shame, I'd heard they make an exquisite pie.
Phallahstine
25-01-2005, 05:28
Does it really matter?
I think that's been proposed, before. Unfortunately, the topic is old and the search function isn't coooperating with me.
Bah, no originality for me then. That'll learn me to try and apply logic to conspiracy theories.
And 'coo-operating'? You have some search function that revolves around carrier pigeons then?
I don't go on the forums too often...So could someone fill me in?
What in Heaven's name is "[violet]"?!
Neo-Anarchists
25-01-2005, 05:40
I don't go on the forums too often...So could someone fill me in?
What in Heaven's name is "[violet]"?!
[violet] is definately not Max Barry. Nope nope, no way. It can't be possible at all...
[violet]=/=Max.
*shifty eyes*
Phallahstine
25-01-2005, 05:40
And 'coo-operating'? You have some search function that revolves around carrier pigeons then?
hahaha
Andaluciae
25-01-2005, 05:43
Eh, I've seen the mods switch in threads too quickly to be the same person. And anyways, Myrth's style is totally different from, say, Katganistans or Reploid Productions for examples.
Phallahstine
25-01-2005, 05:47
Eh, I've seen the mods switch in threads too quickly to be the same person. And anyways, Myrth's style is totally different from, say, Katganistans or Reploid Productions for examples.
I can do it damn near instantly, theres no too fast
Neo-Anarchists
25-01-2005, 05:49
I can do it damn near instantly, theres no too fast
What?
You mean you have puppet nations you switch to? Cause that's what Andaluciae was talking about.
Unless you have a hotkey to delete the Jolt login cookies, it takes a little bit of time.
Phallahstine
25-01-2005, 05:57
What?
You mean you have puppet nations you switch to? Cause that's what Andaluciae was talking about.
Unless you have a hotkey to delete the Jolt login cookies, it takes a little bit of time.
No i dont have puppet nations. I mean i can switch boards and posts almost instantly. This is my only nation.
The Burnsian Desert
25-01-2005, 22:07
Instantly? Like... fast...?
Superpower07
25-01-2005, 22:14
*takes out another MIB neuralizer and points it at Neo-Anarchists again*
"Remember: All your base are belong to Max"
The Burnsian Desert
26-01-2005, 00:24
But Max is the mods and [violet], remember...
*yells up to heaven*
"Max, care to comment on the issue at hand?"
But Max is the mods and [violet], remember...
*yells up to heaven*
"Max, care to comment on the issue at hand?"
*watches a bird take a crap on your head*
The Burnsian Desert
26-01-2005, 01:02
*watches a bird take a crap on your head*
"God damnit Max!"
Cogitation
26-01-2005, 04:49
Typo... shoot me, Cog.
Gimme a moment.
And 'coo-operating'? You have some search function that revolves around carrier pigeons then?
Typo.... *tosses a submachine gun to Shaed* Shoot Bernie and me, please?
--The Jovial States of Cogitation
Neo-Anarchists
26-01-2005, 04:52
Gimme a moment.
Typo.... *tosses a submachine gun to Shaed* Shoot Bernie and me, please?
--The Jovial States of Cogitation
Oh noes, we have a suicidal mod!
:(
Cogitation
26-01-2005, 04:59
Oh noes, we have a suicidal mod!
:(
Don't worry. I'm a Moderator. I can raise myself from the dead. :D
--The Jovial States of Cogitation
Neo-Anarchists
26-01-2005, 05:03
Don't worry. I'm a Moderator. I can raise myself from the dead. :D
--The Jovial States of Cogitation
Oh, right! I forgot about magical powers of mod-ness.
Never misunderestimate the magical modpowerness.
Word Games
26-01-2005, 05:07
Gimme a moment.
Typo.... *tosses a submachine gun to Shaed* Shoot Bernie and me, please?
--The Jovial States of Cogitation
Don't do it, if you shoot him he'll delete you!