NationStates Jolt Archive

First I would annex Puerto Rico and Washington DC into states, but first I would break off 1/5 of eastern Virgiania and give it to DC, Meanwhile I would take the Bush administration, excecute them and their families (except the twins who would be donated to a just cause(Bill Clinton)), put Al Gore back in office where he belongs. And since most Americans like the idea of an even 50 states, I would take off Mississippi, and Texas and give them to Mexico (that would not only get rid of a lot of dumb people, but give Mexico back some of there land) except give the land that has oil from Texas to New Mexico, I would take off the PATRIOT act, allow only hunting rifles and take away all other forms of guns, ban conservatives from ever running again, get out of Iraq, go back to Afghanistan, say "Saudi Arabia, FUCK YOU! We are NOT going to sit around any longer while you train terrorists!" Go in there, not the socks off of them, make a huge fire in the center of Mecca with all of their socks (the ones we knocked off) execute all terrorists by putting them in fake world trade centers and knocking them down with them in them to see how they like it. Increase border security and give money to Israel (just because they will need to fight off the terrorists after what we have done) Rebuild the World Trade Centers where they left off, make all of NYC and everything within 15 miles from NYC restricted air space and anyone who comes in there will be shot down (if they are a plane that is) ban books like Tom Clancy that teach people how to make bombs and destroy any websites that tell how to make bombs or other dangerous weapons that are banned, arrest the makers of those websites too. Kick Ralph Nadar in the balls and say, thats for the 2000 elections, legalize marijuana, but give it restrictions like with alcohol. I would than build my own penthouse on the way top of the North WTC, and make sure no terrorists ever attack us again.

THE END!


(Pretty good huh?)

Good in parts, downright stupid in others.

Dibs on the Bush twins though.

I was agreeing with you until somewhere in the middle... Upon re-reading, it seems the turn-around point was somewhere around the words "Saudi Arabia, FUCK YOU!".

I was agreeing with you until somewhere in the middle... Upon re-reading, it seems the turn-around point was somewhere around the words "Saudi Arabia, FUCK YOU!".

The Saudi royal family are slimeballs, they tell their people to do whatever they want as long as they dont disrupt the royal family, than there govt. invited the US to put military troops on their land to help keep order, and the terrorists from there killed more than 3000 of our people, and made a devestating blow to our econemy.

Heh, I hate Saudi Arabia too

Ban bomb-making and the art of such. How do you think you'll get that done? Some good ideas, but you are an idiot. And yes, the Saudi gov't is crap.

You sound like an absolute nutcase.

*walks slowly away from thread, leaving these parting words in the breeze...*

Don't feed the trolls.

The Saudi royal family are slimeballs,.
Indeed, Saudi Arabia is the most corrupt country I know of.
But...
I would take the Bush administration, excecute them and their families
Kill everyone in the same family, ya kinda sound like Mussolini
and Washington DC is a part of the US so you'd annexing it from... Yourself
making NYC restricted air space would kill it as a world center of commerce and terrorists aren't going to see that its restricted and say "oh we'd be breaking the rules so i don't think that we should"

Basicly you want to Turn America into a vent for your own impluses.
Preventing conservatives from running for president is limiting someone for their beliefs.
Kick Nader in the balls, He's Like 105. Its not his fault some people see his veiws as the truth.

I wonder.... If my body could survive the amount of dope i would have to smoke in order to agree with anything than Saudis are corrupt and need to be dealt with.

And this is why the U.S. has the constitution. Lol.

Meanwhile I would take the Bush administration, excecute them and their families

Good thing you don't rule the U.S., or anything else for that matter.

wow i think my Iq Just Fell 10 points

remind me to move to Canada when you become supreme dictator of the US...

remind me to move to Canada when you become supreme dictator of the US...
I volunteer to form an underground railway to help Americans come to Canada!

If I were ruler of the U.S back when it happened, I would hang Kennedy by his balls until he died of aspyxiation for abandoning his wife in the car wreck :headbang: . I would give O.J Simpson 30 years in prison MINIMUM for slaughtering his wife and that poor man who's name I cannot remember because of the stupid press which didn't pay enough attention to him. I would veto or whatever Roe v Wade because I feel it was an act of judicial tyranny. I would put the people in California who made it illegal to preach against homosexuality 6 months in jail for being too anal retentive.

Geez, how old are you?

Make sure and post your name so we all know not to vote for you should you ever run for president. :rolleyes:

Meanwhile, I would take the Bush administration, excecute them and their families (except the twins who would be donated to a just cause(Bill Clinton)), put Al Gore back in office where he belongs.
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ban conservatives from ever running again, get out of Iraq,

Because why bother with a complicated system like democracy?

And since most Americans like the idea of an even 50 states, I would take off Mississippi, and Texas and give them to Mexico (that would not only get rid of a lot of dumb people, but give Mexico back some of there land)
While we are at it, we should give the Native Americans back their land.

except give the land that has oil from Texas to New Mexico,
Because you are greedy and don't really know what you want. If you want to give Mexico back their land why not be fair and give all of it?

I would take off the PATRIOT act,
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get out of Iraq, go back to Afghanistan, say "Saudi Arabia, FUCK YOU! We are NOT going to sit around any longer while you train terrorists!" Go in there, not the socks off of them, make a huge fire in the center of Mecca with all of their socks (the ones we knocked off) execute all terrorists by putting them in fake world trade centers and knocking them down with them in them to see how they like it.
Help terrorists, hurt terrorists. You're going back and forth on that one.

allow only hunting rifles and take away all other forms of guns,
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ban books like Tom Clancy that teach people how to make bombs and destroy any websites that tell how to make bombs or other dangerous weapons that are banned, arrest the makers of those websites too.
Yeah. Fuck the Constitution

Increase border security and give money to Israel (just because they will need to fight off the terrorists after what we have done)
Congrats. You're first good ideas.

make all of NYC and everything within 15 miles from NYC restricted air space and anyone who comes in there will be shot down (if they are a plane that is)
Why? The terrorists will just attack Chicago or LA next time.

legalize marijuana,
Because that will keep America safe.

but give it restrictions like with alcohol.
And because we don't have something like that already.

(Pretty good huh?)
No.


If I were ruler of the U.S back when it happened, I would hang Kennedy by his balls until he died of aspyxiation for abandoning his wife in the car wreck
Ted Kennedy killed his girlfriend while he was driving drunk. That lake jumped out of nowhere. Thank God he had enough money to buy his way out of that situation.

except the (Bush) twins who would be donated to a just cause(Bill Clinton)
They have that hot white-trash skank thing going on, but I think Bill's more into the chubby Jewish girls...so can I have 'em?

If I were ruler of the U.S back when it happened, I would hang Kennedy by his balls until he died of aspyxiation for abandoning his wife in the car wreck :headbang: [/Priman].

The woman killed in this accident was Mary Jo Kopechne, NOT Ted Kennedy's wife. Kopenchne was a "Boiler Room" girl - aka a campaign worker for Bobby Kennedy.

[QUOTE=Priman]I would give O.J Simpson 30 years in prison MINIMUM for slaughtering his wife and that poor man who's name I cannot remember because of the stupid press which didn't pay enough attention to him.

Ron Goldman - it is not the media's responsibility to ensure that you remember the names and dates of trials/victims/events/whatever; educate yourself or at least use google.

I would veto or whatever Roe v Wade because I feel it was an act of judicial tyranny.

It would have to be overturned by the same court (the Supreme Court) for viable judicial reasons. While you are googling 'Ron Goldman', look for 'checks and balances' too.

I would put the people in California who made it illegal to preach against homosexuality 6 months in jail for being too anal retentive.

Considering California was one of the first states to approve the so-called "Defense of Marriage Act" and considering the state education code clearly indicates that homosexuality can never be presented in either a neutral OR positive light I strongly suspect you are either misinformed on this issue or simply completely wrong. You should also calm down - just breathe - being irate about, well, everything, particularly things that have nothing to do with you (were you even born at the time of the Chappaquiddick affair?) can't possibly be healthy.

They have that hot white-trash skank thing going on,
And you would know about white trash skanks because you...
... are a bigot???
... frequent the areas populated with them???
... are trying to make friends 'round here by being a follower and calling people better than you white trash?

i would destroy Montana and Alabama.
almost forgot that i would outlaw being a redneck, own a skateboard or be a hippie

I volunteer to form an underground railway to help Americans come to Canada!

Sorry speedy! I have that covered. I have leased some school buses to drive those nut jobs to your country. you can have them!

... frequent the areas populated with them????
Pretty much that one.

I lived in a very well-to-do area as a teenager, and found the people mind-numbingly boring, so like a few others from my area who actually had some spirit, I hung out with the redneck kids from the county to the North.

Weekends were all about dragging kegs of beer off into the woods and blasting Metallica and fistfights and bonfires and getting the Guns n Roses shirts off of girls with fake blond hair.

The Bush twins remind me of trailer park homegirls who are always just a few lines of coke away from getting topless. ::shrug::

Bah, I used to run america - well me and my buddies at the CIA. It's overated.

Hmmm...give me four years to revise the laws of the U.S., including the Constitution...

First thing that goes is the First Amendment. Now don't jump on me just yet. No, stay back, angry mob with torches. OK, now that we have that settled, the only readon I would repeal the First Amendment is to revise it. That part about "Congress shall make no law" still leaves it open for other governing bodies to restrict freedom of speech or what-not. Tomorrow, GW Bush could outlaw criticism of the government and label the Southern Baptist Church the official church of the United States and we couldn't nail him using the First Amendment. All he needs is an executive order. (Of course, I imagine the Supreme Court thought of that and blocked it, but if the Court is in Bush's pocket, who's to say they can't overturn that just as easily?)

Next up: anyone who's a U.S. citizen over the age of 18, or out of high school, or whatever we start deciding to use as our official designation of "adulthood" can run for any office. If we want to elect a college student who just turned 19 to the Senate, we ought to be allowed to.

Cigarettes would be made illegal...that or it would just be illegal to put all those damn chemicals in them.

Private establishments would be allowed to set their own rules about smoking or serving alcohol. They would also be allowed to set their own rules about marijuana use. But if you get behind the wheel of a car and hurt another person while under the influence of any of those, then the law will come down on you like a motherfucker. And this would only apply to cigarettes if we can prove that you were distracted by trying to smoke and therefore could not drive properly.

Domestic violence laws would be expanded to include household pets. As would manslaughter laws. Deliberately killing an animal probably wouldn't be listed as murder, but perhaps manslaughter.

All social programs would be cut in favor of a massive tax cut for the rich. And then, when people clamor about their social programs, we overhaul the tax system and tax the hell out of the rich. And we make edcuation better, so that way people actually know a thing or two.

It would be illegal for a business to fire someone without giving them two weeks' notice. The only exception is when the emloyee is a danger.

Employers may not be required by law to pay people for sick days, but if they have a doctor's excuse or similar excuse, employees will be forbidden from penalizing them in any way.

The death penalty will be abolished until we learn how to bring people back to life. If the state incarcerates a person wrongly, they will pay $100,000 per year of incarceration to the wrongly-convicted, plus if they can't get a job because of that, the state has to give them a cushy government job that consists of playing solitaire on a PC and throwing pencils at their ceiling.

Paper football will be taught in school along with Texas Hold 'Em and chess.

All hotels that charge more than $100 a night on average will be required to have wireless internet. All bars will be required to have NTN trivia. NTN trivia will be required to have at least one sports question per 15 general knowledge questions it asks.

All neighborhood disputes will be solved by a friendly game of Madden. ALl conflicts resolved by Madden or rock-paper-scissors will be binding.

Bah, I used to run america - well me and my buddies at the CIA. It's overated.
I used to be the queen of England. In a past life.
That's what my astrologer told me.
:D

I think I may nominate Ice Hockey to run for office.

Rebuild the World Trade Centers where they left off, make all of NYC and everything within 15 miles from NYC restricted air space and anyone who comes in there will be shot down (if they are a plane that is)
yea, i particularly like the idea of shooting down a fuel heavy passenger jet over a heavily populated residential area, and im sure your voters will to

If I ruled America I would blow up the Middle east.
Then Columbia.

Meh, my Idea was better. (By the way, I didn't make this in response to his. My plan is WAY older, See here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=394286&page=1))


Step 1. Become President(if through democratic means go to step 2, if not go to 3.)

Step 2. Pull an Adolf Hitler on Congress, (otherwise known as have congress make you supreme dictator for life).

Step 3. Totally fix the economic system. Take some power away from the Corporations and give more to the workers and state.

Step 4. Enlarge the military.

Step 5. Make good ties with the world, pull out of Iraq, actually follow E.U. advice.

Step 6. Wait until economy is it record high.

Step 7. Secretly fund and create a violent revolution in Quebec and the North-west Territories.

Step 8. Send forces to "assist" the Canadians put down the revolution.

Step 9. Turn on Canadians and take Ottowa.

Step 10. Take over all of Canada.

Step 11. Make Quebec and Newfoundland into the puppet-nation of French Canada, make the Northwest Territories into the puppet-state of Inuit-land(working title).

Step 12. Repair Canadian Economy and boost civil rights levels, while giving Canadians a basic level of democracy(a la Hong Kong).

Step 13. Wait until economy at another record high.

Step 14. Cross the Rio Grande and invade northern Mexico.

Step 15. Take Baja California.

Step 16. March on Mexico City.

Step 17. Make the southern-interior and south-western Pacific coast into the puppet-state of "Aztec Mexico", instate a puppet-Emperor.

Step 18. Re-name the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America.

Step 19. Re-name The United States to be the "North American Empire".

Step 20. Make the three offical languages English, French, and Spanish.

Step 21. Institute reforms to increase the economy.

Step 22. Demolish the race barrier and make everyone a citizen.

Step 23. Build a Capital City in the Canadian Rockies. Name it "America City".

Step 24. Build a giant transportation system across all of the Empire.

Step 25. Sign decree that states after I die America becomes the "North American Republic", and holds free elections.

Step 26. Increase diplomatic ties with the world.

Step 27. Die rich, famous, powerful, and at peace with myself in knowing that I have created the greatest empire ever.

Final Borders of U.S. at time of Death:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/Thelightningstar/MyConquests.png
(The dark-blue areas are land directly under Imperial Control, the normal blue are puppet-states.)

Darn. Lightning Star beat me to it.

I too wanted to conquer north and south America making it one large freaking madness of a country.

Then it truly would be a "United States of America"

Step 27. Die rich, famous, powerful, and at peace with myself in knowing that I have created the greatest empire ever.

Step 28, successor mobilises massive armed forces of American Empire, and conqures Asia.

It would be illegal for a business to fire someone without giving them two weeks' notice.

Hear hear!!! I'm ALL for that one. Or at least HIGHLY encourage them giving 2 weeks notice. And if they don't give it, then that fact should be divulged in any help wanted ads posted (or somehow told to any prospective employees). If it's good enough for the goose it's good enough for the gander.
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the state has to give them a cushy government job that consists of playing solitaire on a PC and throwing pencils at their ceiling..

LOL

The only things I'd disagree with is legalizing marijuana and the sports question requirement.

A majority of NYC is already restricted airspace or severly controlled. And the giving Mexico back Texas, you will quickly see the meaning of Don't mess with Texas and probably end up hanging from an oak tree. Don't be a menace.

Have a nice day.

First off, why was this thread revived?

Secondly: If anyone who has proposed their ideas here ever comes to power, I'll swim to Europe if I have to.

Thirdly: Anyone who has so far posted their ideas for what they'd do if they were dictator, is clearly psychotic.

First of all, the concept of actually ruling the US would require some serious overhauling of the government that would be good material for the next big totalitarian-society novel.
Secondly, Ice Hockey has a lot of good ideas, but some things that had better be mere joking if they want my vote. Although, once again, you don't really vote for rulers.
Next, what difference would it make to the US' welfare if OJ Simpson had been jailed? I am convinced of his guilt, so I guess it's symbolic to others like me, but otherwise what of it?
Fourthly, if we're giving land back to Mexico, why not give New England to the UK? Or Washington and Oregon to Canada? Or Florida to Spain and California to Mexico? Or Texas independence (after all, it's like a whole other country)? Or the whole bloody country back to the Native Americans (it was theirs first)? Or give the entire Louisiana Purchase back to the French? And Hawaii back to the Hawaiians, and Alaska to the Inuits (I guess this falls under Native Americans)? What then will our would-be ruler have left to rule? Puerto Rico?

First off, why was this thread revived?

Secondly: If anyone who has proposed their ideas here ever comes to power, I'll swim to Europe if I have to.

Thirdly: Anyone who has so far posted their ideas for what they'd do if they were dictator, is clearly psychotic.

You JUST realized that?

Jeez, Andaluciae, I thought you were better than that...

You JUST realized that?

Jeez, Andaluciae, I thought you were better than that...
I know, I really do shame myself so very often...

:D

What then will our would-be ruler have left to rule? Puerto Rico?

Well that would have to be given back to Spain, seeing how we took it from them after a manufactured war. That was ruled by someone else far more recently than any of the other places mentioned (except Hawaii)

Maybe the US would be limited to the original 13 colonies (plus VT and ME) east of the Proclamation Line of 1763. Just a thought.

I would take the Bush administration, excecute them and their families ... ban conservatives from ever running again, ...ban books like Tom Clancy ...destroy any websites that tell how to make bombs ... arrest the makers of those websites too.

Nice dictatorship there.

First I would annex Puerto Rico and Washington DC into states, but first I would break off 1/5 of eastern Virgiania and give it to DC, ... I would take off Mississippi, and Texas and give them to Mexico (that would not only get rid of a lot of dumb people, but give Mexico back some of there land) except give the land that has oil from Texas to New Mexico... go back to Afghanistan, say "Saudi Arabia, FUCK YOU! We are NOT going to sit around any longer while you train terrorists!" Go in there, not the socks off of them, make a huge fire in the center of Mecca with all of their socks...make all of NYC and everything within 15 miles from NYC restricted air space and anyone who comes in there will be shot down

Time for some Geography 101, or 201. If you are going to change the borders of DC, why not restore it to it's original full square shape? Next, if you give TX and MS to Mexico, Mexico would be in 2 pieces. MS was a state before Mexico was even independent (ie, never a part of Mexico). Much of the oil in Texas is off of the Gulf coast, so if NM was to have the Texas oilfields (assuming NM wasn't made into 2 pieces), then it would need to stretch from it's current location all the way across TX to the coast, thus splitting TX in 2. Mexico is now in 3 noncontiguous pieces. I don't think the Afghans would care/much like if we went in there and said "Saudi Arabia, F___ YOU!" That's like going in Denmark and saying "Finland, F___ you!" Lastly, if you forbid air travel within 15 miles of NYC, you force everyone onto the ground to traverse that 15 or so miles to the airport. NYC surface transport is hardly the last word in speedy. I don't think all the businessmen that regularly fly in or out of NYC, not to mention the whole population that flies for pleasure or anything else, would much like the idea if trekking 15+ miles each way to get to/from the airport. While you are at it, why not ban all air travel within the US? Make everyone get around on either foot or covered wagon. Just a thought (or two...)

A majority of NYC is already restricted airspace or severly controlled. And the giving Mexico back Texas, you will quickly see the meaning of Don't mess with Texas and probably end up hanging from an oak tree. Don't be a menace.

Have a nice day.


America has an air force that can deal with any complaining by the rat bastard savages that infest texas.

It would need to be cleaned out anyways for the good people of mexico.

America has an air force that can deal with any complaining by the rat bastard savages that infest texas.

It would need to be cleaned out anyways for the good people of mexico.

Yeah, I agree. If we got all those rat bastard yankees out of Texas, things would improve. :p Be nice, or I'll sic the Confederate Airforce on you. It's headquartered in Harlingen. And Texas is not just like a whole other country, it was one. :p