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Shrine to Keith: Teh Ops. Man.

ProMonkians
24-01-2005, 21:15
This is the official shrine to Keith the Operations Manager.
Keith; he who gave so much to upgrade the forums.
Keith; the man who has a name and isn't afraid of it.

Let us light fires and sacrifice small mammals in his honour!!!!
Superpower07
24-01-2005, 21:17
*sacrifices a n00b to please Keith*
Vittos Ordination
24-01-2005, 21:18
Keith so totally rules.
Red East
24-01-2005, 21:19
*Sacrifices Superpower07 to Keith*
ProMonkians
24-01-2005, 21:22
*Starts building a wicker man*
Red East
24-01-2005, 21:23
*Pulls a guitar out of nowhere and starts to play The Wicker Man, a tribute to Keith*
Neo-Anarchists
24-01-2005, 21:23
*Starts building a wicker man*
I'll go get some more wood for this!

*wanders off*
Wood.. Now where would that be?
Not in this forest we're standing in...
Ha! A lumber-yard!

Off to find a lumber-yard...
Vittos Ordination
24-01-2005, 21:25
*Pulls a guitar out of nowhere and starts to play The Wicker Man, a tribute to Keith*

*waves lighter to the music, lighter slips and falls, torching PM's wicker man*

oops :eek:
Red East
24-01-2005, 21:36
*Red´s guitar cathes fire as he gets to close. He quickly gets rid of it by throwing it into the blazing flames. The tribute to Keith slowly dies out...* Heresy!

*Red awaits the punishment from the heavens..*
Superpower07
24-01-2005, 21:38
*Sacrifices Superpower07 to Keith*
*sacrifices Red East to Keith*
Red East
24-01-2005, 21:40
*sacrifices Red East to Keith*

You can´t! Ahahaha! ;), I already did so! Unless... you did it exactly when I sacrificed you. Hmm...
ProMonkians
24-01-2005, 22:03
And it was written:

I've now completed the bulk of the upgrades, if you think the forum is faster, let us know in the main general discussion forum!

and the people did see that it was good, and they saw that it was indeed faster. And so they posted, as asked, in the forum! and for a time there was peace.
Red East
24-01-2005, 22:05
*And when there came no punishment from Above Red stood up and screamed* I am forgiven!

*And so he ran away, far far away...*