NationStates Jolt Archive

STEP THE FIRST

Well... First I will go to Venice Beach, California, where there are many loonies. With some magicians that I will hire, I will convince the loonies that I am a god on earth. Once I have my own cult, I will order them to kidnap top chemists and biologists and biochemesists. Then I will order them to create biological weapons of warefare, and will slit one of their throats so that the other ones work faster. Meanwhile, I will send some cultists to the electoral debate or whatever it's called, and they will first plant biochemical bombs, then rush onto the stage with the president and detonate explosives strapped on to themselves, as well as the chemical weapons. Anyone not killed by the initial blast will be poisoned by the chemicals.

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STEP THE SECOND

I will by that time have become presidential candidate for the next largest party. By the time of the explosion which will have killed both the Democratic and Republican canditates, I will have severed all bonds with my cult, aside from a small inner circle of my most fanatically loyal followers. I will blame the explosion on my cult, making sure that the inner circle remains untouched by the FBI. Any of the outer circle cultists who accuse me of orchestrating the event will be laughed at; why would a presidential candidate do such a thing as that?

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STEP THE THIRD

I will be voted president. I will call all elected officials to a dinner, and then have them slaughtered by the inner circle. With no one left to oppose me, or site the Constitution, or anything annoyingly patriotic like that, I will install myself as the Grand Tyrant.

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STEP THE FORTH

Using the US army, I will conquer the world, and the reign of His Grandest Imperical Majesty Emperator Lawrence I will begin!

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So, pretty cool, huh? Oh, and by the way, anyone who agrees with me will be granted a seat of honor in the Impirical Advisory Counsil when I become grand tyrant.

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

My feelings exactly

Note to self: The girl knows too much

Heresy against your emperor! You shall be burned!

Heresy against your emperor! You shall be burned!
So you are trying to *flame* me? Should I take this as flamebait? ;)

Ahhhhhh... It'll be great when I'm Grand Tyrant. I'll just say someone's name, and they'll be killed. And when I'm bored, I'll bring in whores who must follow my every command, or I'll bring in some random person who must fight for his life against lions using only a short blunt stick. And if he survives, I'll throw him into a pot of molten iron and watch him sink.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ahhhhhh... It'll be great when I'm Grand Tyrant. I'll just say someone's name, and they'll be killed. And when I'm bored, I'll bring in whores who must follow my every command, or I'll bring in some random person who must fight for his life against lions using only a short blunt stick. And if he survives, I'll throw him into a pot of molten iron and watch him sink.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ah yes, master... A mest devious sire! *looks around* Praised be Germachinia! *bows down*

Fool, Skeletor allready tried that one! It nearly worked but as an evil mastermind you must surely know that you cannot repeat an evil scheme - no matter how likely the chances of success.

Skeletor tried this..? Than he shall be 3rd to die... Right after those two people who posted a :rolleyes: face.

Skeletor tried this..? Than he shall be 3rd to die... Right after those two people who posted a :rolleyes: face.

But Sire, what position of power do I get now? Please, I beg of you, ;)

Hmmm... Well, I'll grant you... The country of Great Britain, and Olympus Mons, on planet Mars. You'll be allowed to rule the British as your playthings. Have a fun time!

That is most pleasing ... *plots a devious assassination plan*

YOU would assasinate your leader? Well. There will be only one way into my palace (The walls will be eight feet thick and made of diamonds stuck into mortar, diamonds being used becase they are the hardest substance there is,) and you'd better know which stone to step on. Plus, the stones will be rigged so that the proper one to step on changes. So, if it's before noon on Monday the 14 of October, you'd need to step on the stone all the way to the left, than on the stone slightly to the right, and than on the stone 3 feet ahead, and on the second to left. Even the windows of my palace will be made of plexiglass studded with diamonds. And if you are found guilty, and female, you will need to follow my every command, and if you are male, you must fight for your life against lions using only a short blunt stick. And regardless of your gender, once this is done, you'll be thrown into a pot of molten iron.

YOU would assasinate your leader? Well. There will be only one way into my palace (The walls will be eight feet thick and made of diamonds stuck into mortar, diamonds being used becase they are the hardest substance there is,) and you'd better know which stone to step on. Plus, the stones will be rigged so that the proper one to step on changes. So, if it's before noon on Monday the 14 of October, you'd need to step on the stone all the way to the left, than on the stone slightly to the right, and than on the stone 3 feet ahead, and on the second to left. Even the windows of my palace will be made of plexiglass studded with diamonds. And if you are found guilty, and female, you will need to follow my every command, and if you are male, you must fight for your life against lions using only a short blunt stick. And regardless of your gender, once this is done, you'll be thrown into a pot of molten iron.

Hey! Unless you can read my mind you don´t know about my plan(s)! :D

Why do you need to be in a position of power, anyways? Aren't you the Queen, as in "The Queen Ruled North of Red East?"

Indeed I am, Queen Illiora to be precise. Hello fellow region matey! ;)

Can I be Commissioner of Baseball for life?

Commisioner of baseball... You shall be given Japan and Hawaii to build a baseball camp. Any Hawaiians will be enslaved and forced to play baseball at your pleasure, as will anyone on Japan. But before I sign the document entitleing you Most Grand and Holy Commisioner of Baseball, you must promise that Osaka in Japan will be used for Cricket rather than baseball. You have the authority, under my command, to raze anything to the ground in the name of making baseball fields. You have permission to destroy Tokya or Honolulu, for example, to make it easier to play baseball.

(Signed) His most Holy Grand Tyrant Lawrence I

Commisioner of baseball... You shall be given Japan and Hawaii to build a baseball camp. Any Hawaiians will be enslaved and forced to play baseball at your pleasure, as will anyone on Japan. But before I sign the document entitleing you Most Grand and Holy Commisioner of Baseball, you must promise that Osaka in Japan will be used for Cricket rather than baseball. You have the authority, under my command, to raze anything to the ground in the name of making baseball fields. You have permission to destroy Tokya or Honolulu, for example, to make it easier to play baseball.

(Signed) His most Holy Grand Tyrant Lawrence I

I can I have Central and South America also?

South america has already been taken (I granted it to my dog and hermit crabs) but you may have the dark side of the moon. The light side belongs to my girlfriend, and will be colonized and converted into a pleasure city that looks like Theed from star wars or Waterfall City from dinotopia.

I Am The Grand Tyrant Of Everything

no you aren't! Germachinia is the Grand Tyrant of Everything. She is ruler and lord and all that awesome and amazing things. Germanchinia if you are a girl or a guy all I ask is that you let me be in command of a nameless department that only you and the people who work for me know about.

Excellent plan.

*secretly thinks up ways to escape to Tau Ceti*

Mwahaha, evil plans form within my mind!! :p

Skeletor tried this..? Than he shall be 3rd to die... Right after those two people who posted a :rolleyes: face.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

OMG, I've used up all nine of my lives!

South america has already been taken (I granted it to my dog and hermit crabs) but you may have the dark side of the moon. The light side belongs to my girlfriend, and will be colonized and converted into a pleasure city that looks like Theed from star wars or Waterfall City from dinotopia.
OK how about Down Under?