NationStates Jolt Archive


Ok this is stupid

Neo Cannen
24-01-2005, 20:09
http://www.mi6.co.uk/news/index.php?itemid=1778

Who else thinks this is stupid?
L-rouge
24-01-2005, 20:12
Now that is funny.
Good grief she's a dumbarse!!

MI6.co.uk. I thought it was the secret service site at first. Was gonna ask what you were doing on there!
Legless Pirates
24-01-2005, 20:13
Stupid people do stupid things
Sumamba Buwhan
24-01-2005, 20:14
I see no problem with having a Jamie Bond... but I would rather it be someone other than Geller
Neo Cannen
24-01-2005, 20:15
I see no problem with having a Jamie Bond... but I would rather it be someone other than Geller

There is a simple flaw. Bond is a continuous charachter. The actor playing him may change but their are certian facts that dont. IE he is a British Man!
Willamena
24-01-2005, 20:16
I think it's a great idea. But then, I'm a fan of Battlestar Galactica.
Legless Pirates
24-01-2005, 20:17
Brad Pitt is Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 3
Freedomfrize
24-01-2005, 20:18
I see no problem with having a Jamie Bond... but I would rather it be someone other than Geller

I agree... I have no idea about who would do in the role, though...
Sumamba Buwhan
24-01-2005, 20:19
There is a simple flaw. Bond is a continuous charachter. The actor playing him may change but their are certian facts that dont. IE he is a British Man!


come on! yer just being nit-picky lol :p
Legless Pirates
24-01-2005, 20:20
Demi Moore is Luke Skywalker in Star Wars 7
You Forgot Poland
24-01-2005, 20:20
This might be stupid, but according to this chart, it's still smarter than Mississippi!

http://www.bushflash.com/jpg/or_01.jpg

A-ha ha ha ha!
Neo Cannen
24-01-2005, 20:25
I agree... I have no idea about who would do in the role, though...

How exactly would you do the swave women charm in the same way you do the swave man charm. The two are of diffrent kinds.
Sumamba Buwhan
24-01-2005, 20:30
I think they should go back and redo ALL of the Bond films with a woman as Bond instead.

It would make a lot more sense. A good looking woman is more likey to get their opponenets in bed than a good looking guy.
Neo Cannen
24-01-2005, 20:33
I think they should go back and redo ALL of the Bond films with a woman as Bond instead.

It would make a lot more sense. A good looking woman is more likey to get their opponenets in bed than a good looking guy.

Extremely debatable. Not that I want to, I am just saying dont make statements like that without some kind of arguement.
Sumamba Buwhan
24-01-2005, 20:38
Well it's common sense. Woman can get sex whenever they want, even if only mildly attractive. So the hot sexy enemy women aren't going to just melt when they see Bond because they can get sex whenever and whereever they wish.

But men on the other hand are ruled by their penis. Whether the enemy or not the man will hop in bed with a hot chick as consequences never enter his mind.
Janers place
24-01-2005, 20:51
I see no problem with having a Jamie Bond... but I would rather it be someone other than Geller


I agree, not to mention they'd have to change it to 008 or something.
Neo Cannen
24-01-2005, 20:59
Well it's common sense. Woman can get sex whenever they want, even if only mildly attractive. So the hot sexy enemy women aren't going to just melt when they see Bond because they can get sex whenever and whereever they wish.

But men on the other hand are ruled by their penis. Whether the enemy or not the man will hop in bed with a hot chick as consequences never enter his mind.

Nice genralisation. I would have been happy with the argument that the male sex centre is 8 times the size of the female one, but your just generalising here with no arguement (Dont come back with this infomation as your arguement)
Germachinia
24-01-2005, 21:03
Ummmm.... Jamie. Bond... That. is. the. crappiest. idea. ever. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, GELLAR, :upyours:!
ProMonkians
24-01-2005, 21:08
Kathy Bates for the next Bond!!

http://www.cineclub.de/images/waterboy3.jpg
Red Sox Fanatics
24-01-2005, 21:22
They should get Paris Hilton, 'cause she's already used to having sex on film!
Sumamba Buwhan
24-01-2005, 21:47
Nice genralisation. I would have been happy with the argument that the male sex centre is 8 times the size of the female one, but your just generalising here with no arguement (Dont come back with this infomation as your arguement)


the male sex is 8 times the size of the female one

:p

actually I was just playing devils advocate the whole time - I could care less about James Bond - I never really liked the films - Me thinks you are taking this a bit too seriously.
Neo Cannen
24-01-2005, 22:01
the male sex is 8 times the size of the female one

:p

actually I was just playing devils advocate the whole time - I could care less about James Bond - I never really liked the films - Me thinks you are taking this a bit too seriously.

Apologies, I just hate it when people argue without evidence.
Patra Caesar
25-01-2005, 08:36
Go Buffy! Stake those international villans!:p:D
Armed Bookworms
25-01-2005, 08:42
There is a simple flaw. Bond is a continuous charachter. The actor playing him may change but their are certian facts that dont. IE he is a British Man!
You KNOW the guy has an illegitimate child somewhere. They could be the female Bond.
Anarchic Conceptions
25-01-2005, 08:44
Kathy Bates for the next Bond!!

http://www.cineclub.de/images/waterboy3.jpg
Seconded.
Nova Terra Australis
25-01-2005, 08:48
Well it's common sense. Woman can get sex whenever they want, even if only mildly attractive. So the hot sexy enemy women aren't going to just melt when they see Bond because they can get sex whenever and whereever they wish.

But men on the other hand are ruled by their penis. Whether the enemy or not the man will hop in bed with a hot chick as consequences never enter his mind.

Doesn't this favour having a male Bond? He constantly is sleeping with 'the enemy'.
Neo-Anarchists
25-01-2005, 08:48
You KNOW the guy has an illegitimate child somewhere. They could be the female Bond.
Ja. With all those fast times he's had, you just *know* he forgot a condom once...
Anarchic Conceptions
25-01-2005, 08:58
Ja. With all those fast times he's had, you just *know* he forgot a condom once...
Maybe MI6 spayed him?
Bitchkitten
25-01-2005, 08:58
Got something else for you.

~~~ American Laws Are Not Based On Christianity ~~~
but it is time to pray for America and it's safety for the next four years
as well as the rest of the world and it's safety from the whim of Bush and the PNAC pack (Loved the site)


I do not find in our particuliar superstion of christianity one redeeming feature.-Thomas Jefferson.
Amyst
25-01-2005, 09:08
Seconded.

Thirdededed.
Harlesburg
25-01-2005, 09:08
There is a simple flaw. Bond is a continuous charachter. The actor playing him may change but their are certian facts that dont. IE he is a British Man!
Thanks man i was going to point that out and it includes Lazenby*

*Cant remember Aussie's name but he's male and British :)
Mekonia
25-01-2005, 11:26
hahahahahahahaha

Buffy....Bond ya I see the connection! Vampires/spike...nuclear bombs/terrorists!!
Bitchkitten
25-01-2005, 11:27
Spike=lust
:fluffle:
Alinania
25-01-2005, 11:32
I can totally see her. "My name's Jamie. Jamie Bond." :D
edit: or would it be 'Bondine'?
Andaras Prime
25-01-2005, 11:43
I surpose it he has to be british but they could just have the actor live in britain for a few years before filming to get the accent and work with a dialogue coach to get the voice right. But I admit it must be a guy, even though i find gellar attractive :) , actually it may sound weird but i rekon a good choice for bond would be that actor who plays christian troy on the drama show nip-tuck, he seems to have some bond-like elements going.
Alinania
25-01-2005, 11:48
But hey, if they make Bond a female, they could get Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and George Clooney to play Charlie's angels. :D
Kelleda
25-01-2005, 11:52
How does that even work?

To do that you'd pretty much have to burn 45 years of cinematic Bond canon! (And probably all the books from the earlier part of the century)

No. Just... no. And certainly not her.

Even if you were hellbent on having a female 007, there's certainly better choices....