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Cast your votes for the least threatening person on NS!

1) Andaluciae (http://img122.exs.cx/img122/9493/manga0kk.jpg)
Andaluciae 2 (http://img185.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img185&image=swatgearme8rk.jpg)
2) Interesting slums (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/burnt_52/PICT0018.jpg)
3) Keruvalia (http://www.unlc.biz/images/fishpaw5.JPG)
4) Pythagosaurus (http://geetduggal.com/tiefer/me.jpg)
5) Lord Ganja (http://img187.exs.cx/img187/846/gnuuu5xx.jpg)
6) Chahles (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/halydia/Of%20Me/falling.bmp)
7) Rasselas (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Hobopea/Me.jpg)
Rasselas 2 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Hobopea/Allgood2.jpg)
8) Conceptualists (http://img184.exs.cx/img184/2448/picture102ol.jpg)
9) Lunatic Goofballs (http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/broum1.JPG)
10Los Banditos (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/ElBandito1983/d4227e66.jpg)

Found the poll-thingie out, did you? ;)

Found the poll-thingie out, did you? ;)

Indeed I did. :)

It's obviously me, seeing as I don't even look threatening with the MP-5...

I voted for the baby

It's obviously me, seeing as I don't even look threatening with the MP-5...

Yeah, I must admit that most of the other people on the poll would look kind of threatening if they had assault weapons.

Maybe it would be more threatening if you were waving the gun at the camera and yelling?

I voted for the baby
me too!

These people all look fairly scary...

None of the above... My vote is for Sinhue.

Not me? *Twitches* I'm not threatening... *hides axe*

I voted for the chick. Not because I'm a sexist, but because she's a chick

I voted for the chick. Not because I'm a sexist, but because she's a chick

Haha score :D

Haha score :D
Nice to meet you by the way. Are you really not threatening?

Nice to meet you by the way. Are you really not threatening?

Well when I try and be mean and threatening, all I get is a pat on the head and an "aww bless" :(

Well when I try and be mean and threatening, all I get is a pat on the head and an "aww bless" :(
awwww

awwww
Haha stop it :P

Haha stop it :P
....

...


...


awwww

Babies are funny when they fall over.

....

...


...


awwww


*breaks down and cries*

*breaks down and cries*
*pets Rasselas*
awwww... I didn't mean to make you cry

*pets Rasselas*
awwww... I didn't mean to make you cry

Suuure you didnt *sniffles* :P

:fluffle:

Suuure you didnt *sniffles* :P

:fluffle:
I'm actually the least threatening pirate ever, being a pacifist and all. :eek:

:(

No ones voted for me.

Although, is that a bad thing?

:(

No ones voted for me.

Although, is that a bad thing?
you're a mean bad-ass. :rolleyes:

you forgot me
I am the least threatening

you're a mean bad-ass. :rolleyes:

Yeah, that must be it :rolleyes:

Babies are funny when they fall over.

Here's the story beind that picture (not that you asked for it.)

My mother put me in front of a larger photo that she had taken in hopes of getting a nice baby portrait. Instead, foolish me, I couldn't manage to sit up. I spoiled the photo shoot and crashed instead. Oh, the joys of having a photographer for a mother!

Now, aren't we glad we heard that story... Ok, we're not. Oops!

Bump

Cast your votes for the least threatening person on NS!

1) Andaluciae (http://img122.exs.cx/img122/9493/manga0kk.jpg)
Andaluciae 2 (http://img185.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img185&image=swatgearme8rk.jpg)
2) Interesting slums (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/burnt_52/PICT0018.jpg)
3) Keruvalia (http://www.unlc.biz/images/fishpaw5.JPG)
4) Pythagosaurus (http://geetduggal.com/tiefer/me.jpg)
5) Lord Ganja (http://img187.exs.cx/img187/846/gnuuu5xx.jpg)
6) Chahles (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/halydia/Of%20Me/falling.bmp)
7) Rasselas (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Hobopea/Me.jpg)
Rasselas 2 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Hobopea/Allgood2.jpg)
8) Conceptualists (http://img184.exs.cx/img184/2448/picture102ol.jpg)
9) Lunatic Goofballs (http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/broum1.JPG)
10Los Banditos (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/ElBandito1983/d4227e66.jpg)

HEY! WTF is MY name? Huh? Huh? Huh? :mp5:

HEY! WTF is MY name? Huh? Huh? Huh? :mp5:

Sorry, the beard scared me. You looked ex-CIA or something with that beard. :)

Sorry, the beard scared me. You looked ex-CIA or something with that beard. :)

You will be visited by three men in black trenchcoats and black hats. You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile. :D

HEY! WTF is MY name? Huh? Huh? Huh? :mp5:

Your name is Forrest Lee Horn.

I voted for the mud monster


but in all actuality I am the least threatening person on NS dammit! ME - if you dont say it's me I'll kill you!

You will be visited by three men in black trenchcoats and black hats. You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile. :D

Muahahahaha, I would simply frighten them off with an evil glare.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/7126/p10000417qt.jpg

The rainbow hat clinches it for Rasselas.

The rainbow hat clinches it for Rasselas.
:D :D

Thats my favourite hat

Pfft ... LG can be threatening ...

http://www.unlc.biz/images/lunaticeat.gif

Fear him.

Cast your votes for the least threatening person on NS!

1) Andaluciae (http://img122.exs.cx/img122/9493/manga0kk.jpg)
Andaluciae 2 (http://img185.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img185&image=swatgearme8rk.jpg)
2) Interesting slums (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/burnt_52/PICT0018.jpg)
3) Keruvalia (http://www.unlc.biz/images/fishpaw5.JPG)
4) Pythagosaurus (http://geetduggal.com/tiefer/me.jpg)
5) Lord Ganja (http://img187.exs.cx/img187/846/gnuuu5xx.jpg)
6) Chahles (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/halydia/Of%20Me/falling.bmp)
7) Rasselas (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Hobopea/Me.jpg)
Rasselas 2 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Hobopea/Allgood2.jpg)
8) Conceptualists (http://img184.exs.cx/img184/2448/picture102ol.jpg)
9) Lunatic Goofballs (http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/broum1.JPG)
10Los Banditos (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/ElBandito1983/d4227e66.jpg)



You forgot me. I mean, I'm sitting in front of a white garbage bin, how threatning can I be?

I voted for Los Banditos as I always do.

MK still :fluffle: 's LB!

i can't believe i'm not on the list.

jeez, brutally dismember just ONE baby seal for a Satanic ritual and people will never let you forget it...

i can't believe i'm not on the list.

jeez, brutally dismember just ONE baby seal for a Satanic ritual and people will never let you forget it...
I know!
I feel so left-out...
:(

Just one murder spree, and you can't do so many things.
:D

Your name is Forrest Lee Horn.

Verrrry funny, Vittos! Ho ho! Ha ha! It is to laugh. My body is wracked with hysterical laughter! :rolleyes:

The "W" stands in this case for "Where," not "What!" Eeesh! :P

Muahahahaha, I would simply frighten them off with an evil glare.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/7126/p10000417qt.jpg

Um ... I hate to have to tell you this, but that doesn't look so much "evil" as it does ... um ... seductive! :D

Um ... I hate to have to tell you this, but that doesn't look so much "evil" as it does ... um ... seductive! :D
Well, if he seduces the agents, they aren't going to do quite what they'd been sent for...

I voted Rasselas to be the least threatening. :)

It's obviously me, seeing as I don't even look threatening with the MP-5...
He's got a really good point.

Brother Chicken, could you add NS Local 8976 to the poll? Hehehe

Ahh well, at least a Mancunian is winning.

You forgot me. I mean, I'm sitting in front of a white garbage bin, how threatning can I be?
I had a traumatic experience with a white garbage bin once. Of course, it also involved fireworks.

I voted for Los Banditos as I always do.

MK still :fluffle: 's LB!
Score! I also voted for the worst guitar player ever though I wanted to vote for the "SWAT Team member."

Brother Chicken, could you add NS Local 8976 to the poll? Hehehe

I must admit, it is a pretty unthreatening union.


Although the activist wing of the union could spam your ass and call you a nazi!

Although the activist wing of the union could spam your ass and call you a nazi!
Eww, Spam is bad enough taken by mouth!
:D
</distasteful humor>

Eww, Spam is bad enough taken by mouth!
:D
</obvious humor>

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:
Whoa, I read your edit of my quote, and thought I actually said </obvious humor>.
It seems I've found my problem in life, it's that I'm an idiot.
:p

Whoa, I read your edit of my quote, and thought I actually said </obvious humor>.
It seems I've found my problem in life, it's that I'm an idiot.
:p

Man, that's almost as bad as my problem. After mulling it over, I've come to the conclusion that I'm just too witty for my own good. :D

I think you all are non scary

I voted Rasselas to be the least threatening. :)

Why thank you ;)

Ha, it appears that I'm less threatening than the baby...

:cool:

Whoa, I read your edit of my quote, and thought I actually said </obvious humor>.
It seems I've found my problem in life, it's that I'm an idiot.
:p

No you're not. Stop that! :P

Lg!

Bumpzilla attacks Tokyo!

Why thank you ;)
You're welcome :)

Interesting slums is kinda hot.

I know this thread has been dead for a loooong time, but I forgot to declare the results when the poll closed.

So, Lunatic Goofballs is officially the least threatening person on NS, with Rasselas a close second. Lord Ganja and Chahles are tied for third place.

I'm too lazy to look up my similair poll.

I'm too lazy to look up my similair poll.

Meh, I only updated this one because it came up in a search for NS local 8976. :)

Can I assume that since I did not make the poll I am threatening?

Mwahahaha

i demand to be put on the list... hows this for un-threatening?

http://www.hlj.me.uk/Picture%20005.jpg
(stoned ^)

Can I assume that since I did not make the poll I am threatening?

Mwahahaha
:eek:
YOU SCARED ME!!!

D-d-don't h-hurt meee!

*runs away*

i demand to be put on the list... hows this for un-threatening?

http://www.hlj.me.uk/Picture%20005.jpg
(stoned ^)

Heh heh, maybe in a future "least threatening NSer" poll. That is rather unthreatening indeed.

i demand to be put on the list... hows this for un-threatening?

http://www.hlj.me.uk/Picture%20005.jpg
(stoned ^)

Hmm. I don't know ... you look like you could come over here and viciously redecorate my house! :D

Heh heh, maybe in a future "least threatening NSer" poll. That is rather unthreatening indeed.
i try... :D

Hmm. I don't know ... you look like you could come over here and viciously redecorate my house! :D
yeah you watch it! i've got my own paints, and brushes and all... yeah. ;)

yeah you watch it! i've got my own paints, and brushes and all... yeah. ;)

Eeep! :eek:

Eeep! :eek:
He might even have one of those terrifying foam paint-roller thingies!
:eek:

Eeep! :eek:

Muahahaha, soon your lounge will be painted mauve, with matching drapes!

Muahahaha, soon your lounge will be painted mauve, with matching drapes!

OMG! Run away!!! :D

He might even have one of those terrifying foam paint-roller thingies!
:eek:

Oh nooes! Foamed paint terrifies me!

Muahahaha, soon your lounge will be painted mauve, with matching drapes!
mauve!? not evil or threatening enough! i'll paint them the most horrific colour known to man... PINK. ha!

Muahahaha, soon your lounge will be painted mauve, with matching drapes!

New house decorating program for tv...

'Bong Busters'

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/bong.gif

OMG! Run away!!! :D

There's nowhere to run, the rest of your house is going to be spanish-themed!

mauve!? not evil or threatening enough! i'll paint them the most horrific colour known to man... PINK. ha!

Aieeee! Not the dreaded teh pinkness! I wouldn't even be able to sleep, knowing that horrific PINK was there! I surrender! PLEASE don't paint my interior walls pink! :eek:

mauve!? not evil or threatening enough! i'll paint them the most horrific colour known to man... PINK. ha!
(emphasis mine)
At first, I was going to say "Hey! Pink is good!"
But then I noticed that it said "known to man".
It makes sense now!

New house decorating program for tv...

'Bong Busters'

Hehehe! Um ... would that teh fey exercise guy be helping? :eek:

Hehehe! Um ... would that teh fey exercise guy be helping? :eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/bong.gif

so good I had to post it twice!

There's nowhere to run, the rest of your house is going to be spanish-themed!

A pink, Spanish-themed house??? OMG! OMG! [ Hurl! ]

A pink, Spanish-themed house??? OMG! OMG! [ Hurl! ]

With mauve drapes. :)

With mauve drapes. :)


***THUD***

***THUD***

Oh no, one of your new giant lavender-scented candles must have fallen over!

Aieeee! Not the dreaded teh pinkness! I wouldn't even be able to sleep, knowing that horrific PINK was there! I surrender! PLEASE don't paint my interior walls pink! :eek:
ah i'll spare ya, just because i'm so un-threatening ;) ... so un-threatening, in fact, that i should win this poll - or else... the pinkness ;)

'Bong Busters'

hey, that's my show :p

Oh no, one of your new giant lavender-scented candles must have fallen over!

[ Teh Eustrusca has expired, he's shuffled off this mortal coil, he's joined the bleedin' Choir Eternal! ]

ah i'll spare ya, just because i'm so un-threatening ;) ... so un-threatening, in fact, that i should win this poll - or else... the pinkness ;)


The poll closed about a week ago, though. And only mods can edit polls after people have already voted on them. So, unless some kind mod takes pity on poor Eutrusca's plight, he is doomed to a pink spanish themed house, with mauve drapes and giant lavender-scented candles. ;)

The poll closed about a week ago, though. And only mods can edit polls after people have already voted on them. So, unless some kind mod takes pity on poor Eutrusca's plight, he is doomed to a pink spanish themed house, with mauve drapes and giant lavender-scented candles. ;)
oh well, poor Eutrusca :(

*pulls out double-barreled paint-roller and an automatic paintbrush*

"Let's redecorate."

Red is actually a scarier colour...scarlet ceilings perhaps?

Ooh, I could do a mural. I'm not very good at drawing or anything, but I'm sure I could work it out as I go along. :)