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Describe the most mean, sadistic, evil person you have ever met, or were friends with.

They were about 5 foot 9, weighed about 150 lbs, had brown hair and green eyes, and often wore red items of clothing, they also had a fairly small nose.

Age: 84
Height: 5'0"
Hair: White
Screwed me out of $10.

.....fucking grandmothers

lol

During my cocaine days, my connection was a seriously evil man. Not to get into graphic details about the serious crimes we committed, but he used to not put toilet paper in his bathrooms. The he would give ladies coke if they would lick his butt clean!

In Vietnam, we once hired a Cambodian mercenary who was several sandwitches short of a picnic. This guy took a totally sadistic pleasure in killing and torturing. I finally managed to convince higher that we didn't need him and didn't want him. :( :mad:

Not to get into graphic details about the serious crimes we committed, but he used to not put toilet paper in his bathrooms. The he would give ladies coke if they would lick his butt clean!
...:eek:

Why thank you. I can't tell you how much I love nausea.

...:eek:

Why thank you. I can't tell you how much I love nausea.

That made you nauseated? You must have a weak stomach.

...:eek:

Why thank you. I can't tell you how much I love nausea.

Just be glad I didn't tell you the rest, and why a manhunt was conducted for me!

My 8th grade Physics teacher

We all thought he was gay at first

later we figured he was a pedophile once he had all the hot girls up front and even did that wolf wistle to one of em behind their back

then we figured he was a gay pedophile (think Mr. Garrison) once he said that "I found something better than women..."

He was so mean too....

Describe the most mean, sadistic, evil person you have ever met, or were friends with.
I know him only by his screen name. "Perfection."

That made you nauseated? You must have a weak stomach.
Oh, no, not at all. Just for things like that. I can look at boil-ridden bodies of smallpox victims, the ravaged "miscarriage" of harlequin foetus, and the disturbing sight of a slit throat without much of a disguested reaction, if any. I am fascinated by morbid things, which is why I have this obsession with haemorrhagic fevers, especially filoviruses. But things like what he mentioned...they're just so vile.

I went to a Catholic school. I had my fair share of sadistic teachers, and one was even arrested for paedophilia (funny though, it's the one you don't suspect).

God.

Need I explain?

I knew a man who shot a man in Reno ... just to watch him die.

I knew a man who shot a man in Reno ... just to watch him die.
I knew a man who told my story, just to watch me post.

I knew a man who shot a man in Reno ... just to watch him die.

Just hang your head and cry.

I knew a man who shot a man in Reno ... just to watch him die.

For some reason, that reminds me of a song. Go forth and write it.

During my cocaine days, my connection was a seriously evil man. Not to get into graphic details about the serious crimes we committed, but he used to not put toilet paper in his bathrooms. The he would give ladies coke if they would lick his butt clean!
*shudders*

*kills* Johny

I'm being prodded into saying Myrth... except he's the good kind of evil, not the bad kind of evil...
*runs off to hide in a pillowfort*

except he's the good kind of evil, not the bad kind of evil...
Prove that you and him aren't the bad kind of evil! :p

Prove that you and him aren't the bad kind of evil! :p

Uh... no?

Uh... no?
"No" what? :confused:

The most sadistic person I've ever met was a guy who was known locally as Brick (because he was, haha, rock-hard). Now over the years I've known some people who were genuinely hard people. Not violent, just people you knew not to mess with. But this Brick... No. He wasn't hard he was just mental. Begbie-from-Trainspotting mental.

I remember once me and my mates were sitting in a pub beer garden and he was there with a mate of his and they were both hammered (it was about 1 in the afternoon). This bloke who I'd say was about 40 came out of the pub with a tray of drinks for his family (wife, a couple of kids, a friend or two) and as he walked past Brick's table he just stood straight up and lamped him right in the face. Obviously the bloke could in no way defend himself as he was holding the tray. And Brick just sat back down and laughed, while the bloke's wife screamed, the kids started crying and the friends and ourselves just stared in disbelief. The usual "do you fucking want some?" came not 10 seconds later, and the poor bloke picked himself up and headed inside. We didn't hang around either, as a glass shortly got smashed... it was looking to get ugly for us too.

Fortunately a couple of years later I was confronted alone by Brick in a car park late at night. He was almost completely legless and I was completely sober. So I beat the living shit out of him. :)

"No" what? :confused:

No, I'm not going to prove I'm not bad evil. I'd rather hope it's obvious.

I'd rather hope it's obvious.
Unfortunately, I can't see the obvious, in this case, :( so you might as well tell me what it is that's supposed to be obvious....

Unfortunately, I can't see the obvious, in this case, :( so you might as well tell me what it is that's supposed to be obvious....

Well, I just went and read your announcement. Apparently I am bad evil because I'm OMG! pro-choice.

So, yeah, nevermind.

Well, I just went and read your announcement. Apparently I am bad evil because I'm OMG! pro-choice.

So, yeah, nevermind.
And you definitely don't want to know what we do to pro-abortionists.... *good evil grin* :D

people who are not virgins. They are evil and corrupt.

people who are not virgins. They are evil and corrupt.

Ooooh, you'll love me. I had a fuckbuddy so that I'll know what I'm doing when I'm with someone I actually care about.

...

Learned quite a lot, actually.

Do I get a special place in your imagined hell just for me?

people who are not virgins. They are evil and corrupt.
Mwwwahahahha!!!
You're right we are!

And you definitely don't want to know what we do to pro-abortionists.... *good evil grin* :D

v.v
I don't want to be considered bad evil.
Especially over something like that.
Especially by TPE.

I'm sad now.

people who are not virgins. They are evil and corrupt.
Oops! I forgot to include religious zealots into the Axis of Evil.

And no, I'm NOT showing off; I was planning to add religious nations anyway.

v.v
I don't want to be considered bad evil.
Especially over something like that.
Especially by TPE.

I'm sad now.
"Especially by TPE?"
Meaning what? :confused:

v.v
I don't want to be considered bad evil.
Especially over something like that.
Especially by TPE.

I'm sad now.
Cheer up. At least you're not Myrth

"Especially by TPE?"
Meaning what? :confused:

Well, for example, I don't give a toss if Whittier- thinks I'm bad evil. Because... well, that's the be expected.

But you don't suck, you see, so it's bad that you consider me to be bad evil.

Cheer up. At least you're not Myrth

You mean adored by the masses and in possession of a harem of young and nubile women?

...

I suddenly feel so much worse :p

Ooooh, you'll love me. I had a fuckbuddy so that I'll know what I'm doing when I'm with someone I actually care about.

...

Learned quite a lot, actually.

Do I get a special place in your imagined hell just for me?
In that case, a foreigner should have no problem bribing you, since nonvirgins are more prone to bribery and the like than are virgins.

You mean adored by the masses and in possession of a harem of young and nubile women?

...

I suddenly feel so much worse :p
damn... now I wish I was Myrth


at.... least... your... not... erm....



I give up

damn... now I wish I was Myrth

at.... least... your... not... erm....

I give up

Hee ^.^

Everyone secretly wishes they were Myrth, so at least you can mope in good company.

And you could offer me a cookie. I'll trade you a free Myrth-shrine hat for one (they come in black and red, if you didn't know).

In that case, a foreigner should have no problem bribing you, since nonvirgins are more prone to bribery and the like than are virgins.

Only if said non-foreigners are English. But that's really more a case of hypnotic accent, rather than lack of virginity.

Hee ^.^

Everyone secretly wishes they were Myrth, so at least you can mope in good company.

And you could offer me a cookie. I'll trade you a free Myrth-shrine hat for one (they come in black and red, if you didn't know).
I'll give you a cookie for a :fluffle:

(I already have five hats)

I knew a man who shot a man in Reno ... just to watch him die.
But someone destracted me and I missed it. Later friends tried to explain it to me, but it-it just wasn't the same. But-you don't want to hear my problems....


Dave Foley rules.

There's only a few people I have encountered I would label anything like evil, the rest in contention would be labelled 'pathetic'

There was a teacher at my school, a woman, who delighted in antagonising, bullying and inflicting mental torture upon her students. If your homework did not meet to her standard, she would make you pay.

If she decided she did not like you, she would come after you, mentally.

A few years ago now I was working voluntarily at a place where the boss was an old hag of a woman who was a qualified psychiatrist. My guess is she had been struck off, because she would engage in conversation in a horrible, manipulative, creepy prying and intrusive way concerning your private affairs, the way, I suppose a psychiatrist would but yet it was no longer her job.

Afterwards you would feel that she had opened your head up and read you like a book.

She revelled in it I think. She mentally would fuck with your head.

I used to be friends with this bloke at school (another student) who I can only relate to as being a real life joe pesci, you know, out of Goodfellas.

One minute he would be laughing and joking with someone, then he would just....turn...and beat the living shit out of someone he had been sharing a joke with.

He was often wanted by the police, and each crime he commited that I had heard of was worse than the last.

The last time I saw him was when he turned on me with a couple of his friends help. One minute we were talking, the next..... bam!
I don't know how I got out of it alive, but somehow, I did.

It would not surprise me if he has gone on to kill somebody.... his eyes were odd....black in colour but I suppose the term would be souless. There was no remorse in those eyes. And they say eyes are the windows to the soul.

I've known many hard cases in my time but he was something else.

But you don't suck,
Meaning, what? Something about personality?

BTW, we don't torture or gas pro-abortionists. Plutonians feel that to be inhumane.

Only if said non-foreigners are English. But that's really more a case of hypnotic accent, rather than lack of virginity.
Non virgins are least likely than virgins to have morals and ethics. Don't matter the gender. Once you sex with someone you not married to, you are a slut. And just about every man and woman in America is a slut.

I'll give you a cookie for a :fluffle:

(I already have five hats)

How did you get five hats? Obviously we need to hire security in the next shrine :p

But hurrah for easy-to-get cookies
*:fluffle:s LP*

^.^

Non virgins are least likely than virgins to have morals and ethics. Don't matter the gender. Once you sex with someone you not married to, you are a slut. And just about every man and woman in America is a slut.
Sorry to do this, but--

:upyours:

Non virgins are least likely than virgins to have morals and ethics. Don't matter the gender. Once you sex with someone you not married to, you are a slut. And just about every man and woman in America is a slut.

Lucky I'm not American, so I'm not adding to your American-slut-statistics.

And considering your professed morals, I'm damn proud that you think I have none.

Also, I think you'll find you mean 'less likely'. 'Least likely' makes no sense in that context.

I wonder if not being a virgin has increased my grammar-nazi-ness?

Sorry to do this, but--

:upyours:

*pets TPE*
You get a fluffy aardvark toy.

Lucky I'm not American, so I'm not adding to your American-slut-statistics.

And considering your professed morals, I'm damn proud that you think I have none.

Also, I think you'll find you mean 'less likely'. 'Least likely' makes no sense in that context.

I wonder if not being a virgin has increased my grammar-nazi-ness?
yes that is correct. Being a nonvirgin does make you more likely to be a Nazi.
All those nazi's have harems and run forced prostitution rings you know.

yes that is correct. Being a nonvirgin does make you more likely to be a Nazi.
All those nazi's have harems and run forced prostitution rings you know.
*roffle*

*pets TPE*
You get a fluffy aardvark toy.
Gee, um... Thanks............. When did I turn into someone's pet? :confused: :D

Also:But you don't suck,
Meaning, what? Something about personality?

Gee, um... Thanks............. When did I turn into someone's pet?

Nono, it's a verb. Being petted is like getting patted, only not patronizing.

Also:
Meaning, what? Something about personality?

Meaning that you're amusing and not stupid? And would probably appear on my list in one of those 'NS posters you like' threads?

yes that is correct. Being a nonvirgin does make you more likely to be a Nazi.
All those nazi's have harems and run forced prostitution rings you know.
Is it me, or did you just twist someone's words in a bad way?

Nono, it's a verb. Being petted is like getting patted, only not patronizing.[/quote[
Oh, okay.
[quote]Meaning that you're amusing and not stupid? And would probably appear on my list in one of those 'NS posters you like' threads?
Oh...... I see.............

You're not just trying to get a free ticket out the Axis of Evil?

[QUOTE=Shaed]Nono, it's a verb. Being petted is like getting patted, only not patronizing.[/quote[
Oh, okay.

Oh...... I see.............

You're not just trying to get a free ticket out the Axis of Evil?

No, I think I'm resigned to being on that.

Name: ------- -----------
Sex: Male
Age: 10
Political Orientation: NAZI

So back in 4th grade I had to deal with a fucking Nazi harassing me day after day - and my idiotic parents (about as effective as the UN when it comes to these problems) told me that if I just shut up and suffered through, the school would punish that Nazi (but no, the school fucked up too - goddamn elementary school principle :upyours: ). I really wish I had slugged the kid :sniper:

[QUOTE=The Plutonian Empire]

No, I think I'm resigned to being on that.
I see...















I just wrongly labelled you, didn't I?

How did you get five hats? Obviously we need to hire security in the next shrine :p

But hurrah for easy-to-get cookies
*:fluffle:s LP*

^.^
I found them on the street.... really.

:fluffle: for Shaed!

[QUOTE=Shaed]
I see...

I just wrongly labelled you, didn't I?

Hrm? *is confuzzled*

Well, I don't think your 'bad evil' is the same as my 'bad evil'. Since if it was, you wouldn't be talking to me at all. But mumble. And possibly mutter.

I found them on the street.... really.

:fluffle: for Shaed!

You were meant to give me a cookie! *shakes fist*

...

thanks for the fluffle though. Fluffle = cheering-up-ness, which I need.

The most evil person I met was this fucking twisted bitch from my village who burned down her neighbours house over the most trivial of disputes. The neighbour - who was pregnant may I add - burned to death, leaving her son without a mother (the father left a while ago). I still see the poor kid about the place with his grandparents.

No, I think I'm resigned to being on that.

*plays badly synthed "please hold" muzack*
Have you considered the axis of evil pension scheme?


What is this axis, anyway! And why the hell am I not on it? I'm sure I seen a list somewhere, and I must be one of the few people Not on it. I feel excluded. Is it like some kind of private club?


Anyway, the most evil person I ever met was my science teacher. sick, twisted, genius that he was. But he was very much a "good" evil person. He was only sick, twisted, and malevolant if you crossed him or got on his bad side. (He lifted up the class bully/moron and hung him by his jacket on a clothes peg on the door! I laughed for nearly three whole years.)

You were meant to give me a cookie! *shakes fist*

...

thanks for the fluffle though. Fluffle = cheering-up-ness, which I need.
*hands over the cookie with a bite missing*

Describe the most mean, sadistic, evil person you have ever met, or were friends with.
None

[QUOTE=The Plutonian Empire]

Hrm? *is confuzzled*

Well, I don't think your 'bad evil' is the same as my 'bad evil'. Since if it was, you wouldn't be talking to me at all.
How so?

hmm. i have serious issues, in defining evil as an obvious offender, mean teacher, pedophile, etc, .it is difficult, as i think those people's problems are just a side effect of the human condition. lately though, evil has presented itself to me in small, un obtrusive ways, masked as actions that normally should not offend, but they do, seeing as they are so casual, yet inconsiderate of the damage they do to others. one example would have to be the distancing of one's self without explanation. another would have to be staying in a persons favor in order to gain access to their lives......
that may sound complicated. sorry. :(

I treasure evil so they're normally my friends but the one I did not like was a theiving, lieing jerk who tried to suffocate me once!

Describe the most mean, sadistic, evil person you have ever met, or were friends with.
Johnny Wadd?