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According to MSN News
http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=179302
Paris Hilotn is caught on tape stealing her own sex tape. Is this a crime? After all she does star in it.
Will she be charged?
What is your opinion?

According to MSN News
http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=179302
Paris Hilotn is caught on tape stealing her own sex tape. Is this a crime? After all she does star in it.
Will she be charged?
What is your opinion?
Even if she does get charged, they'll let her go, regardless of legal standiing. Why? Because if a celebrity or politician is caught with anything less than a felony, the police will only charge fines at the very most. It generates far too much press to hold them (even though Courtney Love is on trial all the time).

Paris Hilton: Useless

Paris
is
hot

but

worthless




unless
in bed with me

Paris
is
hot

but

worthless




unless
in bed with me

You obviously haven't seen one of her videos! She is a dead lay. You have to punch her in the back of the head to make sure she's alive.

she looks like a $2 crack hoe but I dont mean that to be insulting

Paris Hilton is UGLY.

- Look at that thing she calls her nose
- She's got no tits
- She's a dirty whore

She's a disgrace to her race.

she has no ass either
and she has thin lips like a viper
she looks like a walking hypodermic needle

But Mom, I wanna be a stupid spoiled slut when I grow up too!

I'm sorry; does this incident seem slightly surreal to anyone else? Stealing one's own infamous sex tape?

But Mom, I wanna be a stupid spoiled slut when I grow up too!

Hell yeah! Gotta love South Park! :)

Funniest. Episode. Ever.

The poor (stupid) girl was probably embarassed, wouldn't you be if you were her? Then again, she may be smarter than all of us, I mean she does now own the video rights, perhaps she just wants more people to buy it so she gets more money and fame...

Imagine if the whole thing was fabricated... What a marketing ploy! :eek: :D

ok I repent, paris is ugly

the fact that people even bother to post about her gives that waste of life more significance then she deserves...

What a poor girl. She's so skinny. She needs to eat and spend more.

tehehe she coulda just downloaded it

paris? breaking the law?! no way, i dont believe it. not the innocent, beautiful woman paris.

is there such thing as too much sarcasm? especially about the beautiful part.

Paris Hilton is a spoiled-rich heiress brat media attention whore who wants to be in the spotlight all the time but throws a pissy fit when that moment in the spotlight isn't flattering.

Having met her myself, I must say I wasn't really impressed. I mean a real skinny bitch with expensive clothes and a bag of weed are normally attractive, but not when they act like they are better than you just cause of money.

I
Hope
They
Give
Her
The
Chair!

Having met her myself, I must say I wasn't really impressed. I mean a real skinny bitch with expensive clothes and a bag of weed are normally attractive, but not when they act like they are better than you just cause of money.

You actually met her?

I feel mad for you she is a bitch, and thinks she is so great because her parents made some hotels. What does she do? She contributes nothing to society! She will rot in hell soon enough.

Paris Hilton: Heiress, TV Star, Theif?

You forgot tramp, trolop, spoiled brat, idiot, and slut.

You actually met her?

I feel mad for you she is a bitch, and thinks she is so great because her parents made some hotels. What does she do? She contributes nothing to society! She will rot in hell soon enough.

Yes I did, Puerto Rico has a steady flow of celebs goin thorugh. So being part of the upper class doesn't hurt in meeting them. But man she had like and ounce o coke (not a fan) and an ounce of weed, and like the cops didn't care, pero whatever. Then again cops don't care much here.
But still, she was a bitch with expensive clothes, I mean had I been given the chance to sleep with her (this is the pre-video era) I would be afraid I would break her, I mean, in no way am I some huge fat ass, or even a fat ass, but im not a stick either. And well the camera really adds ten pounds, but the math gets weird when you weigh below zero.

im not a stick either. And well the camera really adds ten pounds, but the math gets weird when you weigh below zero.

HAHAHAHAH :D :D :D

Paris Hilton: Useless
Johnistan delivers again.

According to MSN News
http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=179302
Paris Hilotn is caught on tape stealing her own sex tape. Is this a crime? After all she does star in it.
Will she be charged?
What is your opinion?

Who cares?

Assuming for a moment that Paris Hilton is the skankiest, most unproductive member of society imaginable, how is that relevent to whether or not she is a theif, and in fact how is it relevent to anyone who has a life of their own to concern themselves with....jealously will only make petty lives pettier. If you dont like the women, dont watch her shows or buy her products.

Paris Hilton is a useless infidel who contributes nothing to society except immorality which none of us want to put up with. And she also has no problem stealing? Dirty whore. I hope she goes to federal prison.

Paris Hilton is a useless infidel who contributes nothing to society except immorality which none of us want to put up with. And she also has no problem stealing? Dirty whore. I hope she goes to federal prison.
In the first place her religious beliefs or lack there of, are her own business, in the second place, so is her lack of contribution, her family are apparently willing to finance this and this is perfectly legitimate in accordance with the laws under which they live, in the third place one cannot contribute immorality - one can act immorally, others may choose to follow or not, in the third place whether or not she has stolen anything, has not been legally established. I'm not aware that she is unshowered or unkempt, and frankly unless she is to a point where she is a public health danger, it's her own concern, not yours or mine. As for whether or not she is a prostitute, if you have any proof of your allegations, I suggest you contact law enforcement officials.

Sure she is useless
Sure you have to punch her in the back of the head to make sure shes alive
Sure she is really stupid
Sure she doesn't contribute to society
Sure she has rich parents

But I'd still have sex with her :cool:

In the first place her religious beliefs or lack there of, are her own business, in the second place, so is her lack of contribution, her family are apparently willing to finance this and this is perfectly legitimate in accordance with the laws under which they live, in the third place one cannot contribute immorality - one can act immorally, others may choose to follow or not, in the third place whether or not she has stolen anything, has not been legally established. I'm not aware that she is unshowered or unkempt, and frankly unless she is to a point where she is a public health danger, it's her own concern, not yours or mine. As for whether or not she is a prostitute, if you have any proof of your allegations, I suggest you contact law enforcement officials.

Looks like we have a closet Hilton fan. Also, I'll let you know of all the hotels in the San Juan area, the Caribe Hilton sucks the most, I mean given it's amazing coastline property you'd think it would be good, but well. Even the pool and bar jsut plain out suck.

She looks like a hooker to me.

In my estimation Paris Hilton is a bitch, not a slut. The definitions are as follow:

A slut is someone who will sleep with anyone.

A bitch is someone who will sleep with anyone but you.

I haven't slept with her yet, nor am I ever likely to, so she's a bitch.

I think she can be considered a man in the way that people of the opposite sex are attracted to her because she has money, fast cars, and dates women (i.e. Nick Carter)