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That Slut Jennifer Aniston Is Trying to Break Up Monica Bellucci's Marriage

Nihilistic Beginners
24-01-2005, 01:55
Rumor has it that slut Jennifer Aniston has been spotted having dinner in well known Hollywood eatery with Vincent Cassel, Monica Bellucci's husband. After
failing to keep own husband, this ugly Greek slut is now trying to poison the relationship between Monica and her husband while she is still technically married to Brad. What a whore!
Reaper_2k3
24-01-2005, 01:56
because no one in hollywood knows anyone else and if the yever meet its for sex, hollywood is like a giant porno behind the scenes
Ashmoria
24-01-2005, 01:57
isnt it a sin to gossip?
Fass
24-01-2005, 01:57
Now that's some uninteresting slander right there.
BLARGistania
24-01-2005, 02:00
I think this is the joke version of the "Angelina Jolie a whore getting in between Brad and Jen" thread.
Kanabia
24-01-2005, 02:02
Rumor has it that slut Jennifer Aniston has been spotted having dinner in well known Hollywood eatery with Vincent Cassel, Monica Bellucci's husband. After
failing to keep own husband, this ugly Greek slut is now trying to poison the relationship between Monica and her husband while she is still technically married to Brad. What a whore!

...does it really matter to you personally?
Bitchkitten
24-01-2005, 02:02
You mean there are actually people that care?
Goed Twee
24-01-2005, 02:09
http://www.wackyweaselworld.com/flameINC/images/TS6.jpg
Spurland
24-01-2005, 02:10
*yawns*
Sdaeriji
24-01-2005, 02:43
Why do you hate all women who are prettier than you?
Dewin
24-01-2005, 02:47
I must admit, I'm shocked. No, really.

http://forumspam.articblue.nl/post_related/whocares/images/0200.jpg
Nihilistic Beginners
24-01-2005, 02:57
Why do you hate all women who are prettier than you?
I'm a lot prettier than Jennifer "Big Nose" Aniston and Angelina "Frog Lips" Jolie on my bad days, but i have to admit Monica is prettier than me, i like Monica she looks like a real woman and not only that unlike the other she has real talent as an artist and and actor
The Plutonian Empire
24-01-2005, 03:00
Rumor has it that slut Jennifer Aniston has been spotted having dinner in well known Hollywood eatery with Vincent Cassel, Monica Bellucci's husband. After
failing to keep own husband, this ugly Greek slut is now trying to poison the relationship between Monica and her husband while she is still technically married to Brad. What a whore!
NH, what the fucking hell is wrong with you?!
I'm a lot prettier than Jennifer "Big Nose" Aniston and Angelina "Frog Lips" Jolie on my bad days, but i have to admit Monica is prettier than me, i like Monica she looks like a real woman and not only that unlike the other she has real talent as an artist and and actor
Prove that you're prettier than Aniston! The stickied pic thread is a valuable tool, you know... ;)
The Zoogie People
24-01-2005, 03:08
This is why it sucks to be famous. You don't have a private life at all. You can't walk down the hallway with someone and not be accused of being a whore.
Ninjadom Revival
24-01-2005, 03:09
Rumor has it that slut Jennifer Aniston has been spotted having dinner in well known Hollywood eatery with Vincent Cassel, Monica Bellucci's husband. After
failing to keep own husband, this ugly Greek slut is now trying to poison the relationship between Monica and her husband while she is still technically married to Brad. What a whore!
Attractive liberal Hollywood 'stars' - better seen and not heard.
Findecano Calaelen
24-01-2005, 08:04
I wish there was an anti bump feature to push threads down
The Plutonian Empire
24-01-2005, 08:06
I wish there was an anti bump feature to push threads down
WTF?! This thread's only a day old! What the heck you talking about?
Findecano Calaelen
24-01-2005, 08:18
WTF?! This thread's only a day old! What the heck you talking about?
I like spam as much as the next guy but other peoples (especially celebrities) lives dont really interest me, leave them alone, do you realise how many people have lunch together? Why do people care so much about the "royal" family and celebrites. If I was famous I would be up for assult each week for breaking cameras. The media have little respect. You know what I feel sorry for the people that buy gossip magazines and such which make these "reporters" rich.

where is TheLock when he/she/it is needed?
Alomogordo
24-01-2005, 09:03
Rumor has it that slut Jennifer Aniston has been spotted having dinner in well known Hollywood eatery with Vincent Cassel, Monica Bellucci's husband. After
failing to keep own husband, this ugly Greek slut is now trying to poison the relationship between Monica and her husband while she is still technically married to Brad. What a whore!
Question: why do you care?