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http://www.aethiamud.org/communist_mario/index.html

'nuff said :)

Lol, that was too funny! :D

Now that was brilliant! :D

I'm tempted to put it in my sig. :)

hilarious

Nah, Mario isn't Stalin. Mario had a mullet going down his back, unlike Stalin's
head of neatly trimmed brown hair. You could get shot for having a mullet in the USSR.

the funny thing is wats the diff between super hero and communist working men of the world unite

In Soviet Russia, conspiracy theory cracks you!

Have you read the Chomsky/Zinn discussion on the Lord of the Rings. On how Gandalf is involved in a drugs ring that sells pipe weed and Mordor is a demonised, but progressive soceity trying to keep up with the powerhouses of Gondor and Rohan which both hem Mordor into resourceless lands. And more... :D

http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=16545 Warning: Loooong

Still, once you get over the fact that it's commie propaganda, Super Mario Bros is a fun game.

And speaking of conspiracy theories here, does anybody else find Zeon from Mobile Suit Gundam to be reminiscient of Nazism?

And speaking of conspiracy theories here, does anybody else find Zeon from Mobile Suit Gundam to be reminiscient of Nazism?

Zeon? Please elaborate.

"Zinn: Gandalf mentions the evil stirring in Mordor. That's all he has to say. "It's evil." He doesn't elaborate on what's going on in Mordor, what the people are going through. They're evil because they're there.

Chomsky: I think the fact that we never actually see the enemy is quite damning. Then again, Gandalf is the greatest storyteller of all. He weaves the tales that strand Middle Earth in this state of perpetual conflict.

Zinn: He is celebrated on one hand as a great statesman, a wise man, and viewed by the people who understand the role that he actually plays as a dangerous lunatic and a war criminal. And you will notice that Gandalf's war pitch hits its highest note when the Black Riders arrive in Hobbiton. I don't think that's a coincidence.

Chomsky: This is the Triumph of the Will.

Zinn: And now Frodo and Sam are joined by Merry and Pippin, as they finally escape the Shire. They're being chased by the Black Riders. Again, if these Black Riders are so fearsome, and they can smell the ring so lividly, why don't they ever seem able to find the Hobbits when they're standing right next to them?

Chomsky: Well, they're on horseback.

Zinn: Right."

And how the angels from Neon Genesis Evangelion represent the US's attempts to enforce its (deeply Christian) culture on Japan?

And how the angels from Neon Genesis Evangelion represent the US's attempts to enforce its (deeply Christian) culture on Japan?

When the hell did the U.S. attempt to enforce Christianity on Japan? :confused:

Mario is an italian fascist not communist. Well he is actually like the Austrians during the brunswick manifesto to try to save the royal family. Red is the symbol of valor, strength, fortitude, love. Mario is red though because if he was blue his head would be seen floating and green would make his head seem floating over across bushes. Yellow hurts the eyes purple is complex so red is the only one left. The red from the redscare comes from the ussr flag. Mario is italian and not the postman from il postino making him fascist or capitalist.
Mario is helping the royal family against the revelaloutionaries like how cromwell led the roundheads against the cavaliers. Mario was a cavalier (pro-king) king koopa is dead anyway it is now bowser (roundhead).
He is also in a different dimension. The redstar is the pro-peach symbol. The green skull is the the revelotutionary.

The person who made it was an american fascist so it makes the communist seem evil and they would want ot be anticommunist or fascist

Only german anticapitalist say capitalist pigdog i should know for i am a miekist and hate capitalist. i m a mercantilist. ha. that communist who made that isn't to bright now are they?

Does it not stand as obvious to all thinking men and women of our time that the common video game hero, Mario, is actually a communist? It should come as no surprise to the enlightened people, that Mario is actually a leading propagandist and totalitarian?

After all, we can see his clothing as Red, the official color of world socialism, and his appearance resembles that of a certain Joseph Vissarionovich Djugashvili, more commonly known as Stalin? My friends, we must stand against this threat to freedom and democracy! We must stand against the communist fiend Mario!

And beyond that, we also see that Mario is but one step of this evil plan! With the previously laid down evidence in the address to the nation by the Chief of Anti-Communism that Santa Claus, yes, Santa Claus is one of the chief propagators of communism! With the vast distrubution by this pinko fiend during the waning days of the Soviet Union, in the alliance of Mario, Santa and the Soviet Union, we see a final push by a failing ideology to attack the west!

Zeon? Please elaborate.
*Their battle cry is "Sieg Zeon!" (08th MS Team)
*In two of the UC Gundam series (MSG, and 08th MS Team) the bad guys are tall blonde-haired males (similar to Hitler's idea of the ideal man)
*In Gundam ZZ and Char's Counterattack, Zeon comes back as Neo-Zeon. Sub in the word Nazi and you get Neo-Nazi
*Their uniforms and mobile suits remind me of Nazi Germany's

"Zinn: Gandalf mentions the evil stirring in Mordor. That's all he has to say. "It's evil." He doesn't elaborate on what's going on in Mordor, what the people are going through. They're evil because they're there.

Chomsky: I think the fact that we never actually see the enemy is quite damning. Then again, Gandalf is the greatest storyteller of all. He weaves the tales that strand Middle Earth in this state of perpetual conflict.

Zinn: He is celebrated on one hand as a great statesman, a wise man, and viewed by the people who understand the role that he actually plays as a dangerous lunatic and a war criminal. And you will notice that Gandalf's war pitch hits its highest note when the Black Riders arrive in Hobbiton. I don't think that's a coincidence.

Chomsky: This is the Triumph of the Will.

Zinn: And now Frodo and Sam are joined by Merry and Pippin, as they finally escape the Shire. They're being chased by the Black Riders. Again, if these Black Riders are so fearsome, and they can smell the ring so lividly, why don't they ever seem able to find the Hobbits when they're standing right next to them?

Chomsky: Well, they're on horseback.

Zinn: Right."

Thats pretty funny. I always thought LOTR was a pro Nazi, Anti communist propoganda. You know, Sauron's eye in the East was Moscow, the Orcs were mindless communist drones, the fair haired elves were some kind of idealized Arayan super-men but some of them became orcs (the east germans), Gollum was a Jew( the gollum is a creature from Jewish Mythology), the hobbits who lived in the West were the British, the free land to the West where all the elves were fleeing to was America, the Wild men to the South who fought on the side of Sauron were Africans and Arabs etc.

Does it not stand as obvious to all thinking men and women of our time that the common video game hero, Mario, is actually a communist? It should come as no surprise to the enlightened people, that Mario is actually a leading propagandist and totalitarian?

After all, we can see his clothing as Red, the official color of world socialism, and his appearance resembles that of a certain Joseph Vissarionovich Djugashvili, more commonly known as Stalin? My friends, we must stand against this threat to freedom and democracy! We must stand against the communist fiend Mario!

And beyond that, we also see that Mario is but one step of this evil plan! With the previously laid down evidence in the address to the nation by the Chief of Anti-Communism that Santa Claus, yes, Santa Claus is one of the chief propagators of communism! With the vast distrubution by this pinko fiend during the waning days of the Soviet Union, in the alliance of Mario, Santa and the Soviet Union, we see a final push by a failing ideology to attack the west!


...or just a simple Brooklyn plumber looking for his princess and a plate of spaghetti and meatballs. << I like this one!!

Mario is either fascist or the protector of despotism.
Santa claus is a capitalist
Stalin was hated by every communist
America hates catholics

Now that isn't to hard to understand in other words mario is the opposite of communism.

This is so old the Timeline cannot begin to describe it.

Neo zeon guy neo means new. So according to your logic new cars are neonazis. Substitute new with neo and substitute car with nazi the you get neonazi.

Neo zeon guy neo means new. So according to your logic new cars are neonazis. Substitute new with neo and substitute car with nazi the you get neonazi.
You have totally warped my (already warped) conspiracy logic man :D

When the hell did the U.S. attempt to enforce Christianity on Japan?

It's more a symbol of how the US tried to remake Japan in its own image after the war, turning an authoritarian Eastern nation into an authoritarian Eastern nation with rômaji everywhere.

It's more a symbol of how the US tried to remake Japan in its own image after the war, turning an authoritarian Eastern nation into an authoritarian Eastern nation with rômaji everywhere.

Ah, okay. I thought you meant the U.S. was trying to impose Christianity on them. My mistake.

Thats pretty funny. I always thought LOTR was a pro Nazi, Anti communist propoganda. You know, Sauron's eye in the East was Moscow, the Orcs were mindless communist drones, the fair haired elves were some kind of idealized Arayan super-men but some of them became orcs (the east germans), Gollum was a Jew( the gollum is a creature from Jewish Mythology), the hobbits who lived in the West were the British, the free land to the West where all the elves were fleeing to was America, the Wild men to the South who fought on the side of Sauron were Africans and Arabs etc.
That wasn't all of it, just a TINY extract.

I agree with on that the whole pro-nazi, anti-communist idea though. Also I think the Dwarves may have represented the slavs. Some of the analogy is there, but not all.

Then again I could never read lotr, I just found it so intensely boring. Managed to read the Hobbit though. I list that as an achievement on my CV.

it was an example how the logic was flawed. according to him every new thing is a neo nazi. Like a new girlfriend beverage weapon game item cell. There was no conspiracy besides to sell as much anticommunism objects before the american government is completely communist (like canada's socialism)

it was an example how the logic was flawed.
You're taking my conspiracies too seriously!

http://www.aethiamud.org/communist_mario/index.html

'nuff said :)

it took you this long to find this site. i knew about this for years

That wasn't all of it, just a TINY extract.

I agree with on that the whole pro-nazi, anti-communist idea though. Also I think the Dwarves may have represented the slavs. Some of the analogy is there, but not all.

Then again I could never read lotr, I just found it so intensely boring. Managed to read the Hobbit though. I list that as an achievement on my CV.
Noam Chomsky is so freaking crazy, he writes like 5 books a year, contributes to just about every leftist publication and is a full time professor and still has time to create inane theories on BS like the LOTR! He is also like 140 years old. He has to be on a kilo of Crystal Meth a day.

I kind of suspected the Dwarves were the Swiss since they lived in the mountains and were kind of good at making things. They could be Slavs though, or maybe even the Italians since they were quite hairy and pretty strong, like most Italian dudes.

no. I just like mario and that conspiracy makes people steryotype italians like me. lotr is based off of dd and i say that due to me being german. The neo one i say because i despise how nazis screwed up germany well it was all serbia. Serbia started ww1 which caused ww2 but at the consul of vienna they made germay take full responsibility.

Now i believe the american government is partially communist, and everyone knows that oswald is innocent. If someone wanted to kill the president then they did it at a good time. witnesses said they heard 4 shots oswald only shot 3 when trying to kill kennedy but he didn't. Kennedy was killed with a semi not a sniper. Oswald was at the wrong angle.

luft,blitz,erbe, wasser, feuer obey these elements or else

Mario isn't Stalin. He's Saddam Hussein.

mario if any evil person is benito the fascist. He is profascist made during the cold war so the americans would grow up fascist to overthrow the russian communist but the fell in 1989 and completely in 91

LOL!

I think the LOTR thing is better than the Mario thing though.

lotr is based off of dungeons and dragons.

lotr is based off of dungeons and dragons.

LOTR=Came out in the 50's and 60's.

D&D=Came out in the 70's.

Oh yeah, D&D came first...

lotr is based off of dungeons and dragons.

Correct me if I am wrong, but I thought LotR had been around a lot longer than D&D.

As for LotR being kind of anti-communist and pro-nazi, another important point that was somewhat left out of the movies was the commentary on how Gondor had been weakened by the fact that the "pure blood of Numenor" had been mixed with "lesser races of men". That sounds kind of nazi-like to me, obsessions with racial purity and a race of super men. If you get the extended editions of the movies there is a scene where you find out Aragorn is actually 87 years old, but since he is a racially pure Aryan ... er, I mean Numenorian, he has a much longer life than lesser humans.

So, down with Comrade Sauron! Onward, for the glory of the Gondoran Reich! Heil Aragorn!

[/wierd sense of humor]