NationStates Jolt Archive


Need Help Leaving?

Johnny Wadd
23-01-2005, 18:12
Found an interesting article for anyone who is disgusted with the re-election of Bush. If you really want to move to Canada, here is a simple guide to starting over in Canada.


Welcome To Canada, eh? (http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/Canada/Canada.asp)
Manstrom
23-01-2005, 18:16
ROTFL, I love it.
Texan Hotrodders
23-01-2005, 18:18
Awesome! Excellent satire! Some of it, anyway. :D
Neo-Anarchists
23-01-2005, 18:19
That's awesome!!
Another triumph of the National Lampoon!
Myrmidonisia
23-01-2005, 18:20
That's hilarious.
Eutrusca
23-01-2005, 18:23
Found an interesting article for anyone who is disgusted with the re-election of Bush. If you really want to move to Canada, here is a simple guide to starting over in Canada.

Welcome To Canada, eh? (http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/Canada/Canada.asp)

ROFLMAO! That's hilarious! :D
Johnny Wadd
23-01-2005, 18:25
Does anyone here know Alec Baldwins email. Since he didn't leave after the 2000 election, he may be confused or stuck in traffic. This could help him pick Canada.

BTW all of you Americans who said they wanted to leave for Canada: I have good news, I am renting school buses to take you there, out of the kindness of my heart.
Kanabia
23-01-2005, 18:30
LOL

*gives article thumbs up*

Oh, Johnny Wadd, you're a hero, so utterly charitable. Think you can organise a flight for me to Europe?
Myrmidonisia
23-01-2005, 18:31
Does anyone here know Alec Baldwins email. Since he didn't leave after the 2000 election, he may be confused or stuck in traffic. This could help him pick Canada.

BTW all of you Americans who said they wanted to leave for Canada: I have good news, I am renting school buses to take you there, out of the kindness of my heart.
I was thinking about Barbara Striesand, too. There must be some other celebrities that would be happier in the Great White North, eh? Just park the buses at the next Academy Awards.
Johnny Wadd
23-01-2005, 18:32
LOL

*gives article thumbs up*

Oh, Johnny Wadd, you're a hero, so utterly charitable. Think you can organise a flight for me to Europe?


I can charter a 60ft whaler yacht! Good enough, it's not as fast as a jet, but you'll cruise in comfort all the way to Iran, oops, France!
Johnny Wadd
23-01-2005, 18:33
LOL

*gives article thumbs up*

Oh, Johnny Wadd, you're a hero, so utterly charitable. Think you can organise a flight for me to Europe?

Please don't taunt me, you know I don't have arms.
Kanabia
23-01-2005, 18:35
I can charter a 60ft whaler yacht! Good enough, it's not as fast as a jet, but you'll cruise in comfort all the way to Iran, oops, France!

I'd prefer Holland or Britain.
Johnny Wadd
23-01-2005, 18:38
That's awesome!!
Another triumph of the National Lampoon!


Whats really awesome is that I can post anything at all without arms and legs.

Good news people, at this time tomorrow, I will be getting my new artificial limbs installed on my nubs. Wish me luck. After a couple of months of PT, I should be able to type without using my mouth. I just wish bionics would have been an option. I'd even pay $6 million for that.
Jibea
23-01-2005, 18:57
evil canada fining the clergy for not performing gay marriages. Evil canada. But cant blame canada due to my blame everything on serbia for starting ww2 after ww1 and blaming germany on it.
The Lightning Star
23-01-2005, 20:41
Lol! :D
Keruvalia
23-01-2005, 20:52
Welcome To Canada, eh? (http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/Canada/Canada.asp)

Very cute. :D
Occidio Multus
23-01-2005, 20:59
this rules.
Johnny Wadd
24-01-2005, 03:14
Very cute. :D


Thanks, I am one handsome devil.


Will you be stopping by my superbowl party?
CelebrityFrogs
24-01-2005, 03:19
My uncle was a Lobster catcher in Ireland!
Reaper_2k3
24-01-2005, 03:23
My uncle was a Lobster catcher in Ireland!
there are lobsters in ireland? are they drunk too?

*rimshot*
New Anthrus
24-01-2005, 03:23
By all means, anyone who wants to leave this country should do so. More conservatives can be elected to power, and soon, there'd be no liberal opposition. We'd turn this country into an autocracy.
CelebrityFrogs
24-01-2005, 03:27
there are lobsters in ireland? are they drunk too?

*rimshot*

No they can't get served, they look under-age!!!