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Nomination! :p


rules:
You can only nominate yourself!

and you need to post a pic.

Ooh! Teacher teacher! Pick me, pick me!!

:)

I'm disqualified, though, cause I have no pics...

post your competing pic, please. :)

EDIT: crap

post your competing pic, please. :)
Yeah, I missed that bit. I just edited my post.

Damn, I did have a suitably terrifying pic of myself, but I can't seem to find it anywhere...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/batboy.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/batboy.jpg
cheater :rolleyes:

@Neo-Anarchists : Well, I was stilling editing my firts post, then you edited your post and I edited my second post. :confused:

cheater :rolleyes:

@Neo-Anarchists : Well, I was stilling editing my firts post, then you edited your post and I edited my second post. :confused:

Cheating? Moi?? :)

Dammit, I can't find my digital camera. Oh well, rest assured that I look like this:

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/1060/scary8fs.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/batboy.jpg

HaHaHaHa... not really a lol, more like a chuckle.

Me, circa 1978 (http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/hirek/kepek/JohnHolmes.jpg)

Me, circa 1973 (http://www.cyber-surfer.de/images/img_hiv_holmes.gif)

Me, circa 1981 (http://www.laurelcanyonassoc.com/Images/20th%20History/JohnHolmes2.jpg)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/batboy.jpg
Lol, lol, LOL!!! :D

Here's myself. I look like the anti-christ in the 1st one.
http://img62.exs.cx/img62/7859/eugene22ci.png
http://img65.exs.cx/img65/1687/eugene37nn.png

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/1060/scary8fs.gif

oh, I'm so afraid now! :eek:

I've been called intimidating, but scary's never one I've gotten... or hoped to get, so I'm not scrabling for pictures.

@The Plutonian Empire: Well, that grin could be some more eviler, but it's the only decent one I have at the moment.

I want to see evil grins people!

@Out On A Limb: intimidating works out perfectly. :)

What about lustful leers?

What about lustful leers?
Don't know him/her.

Me, circa 1978 (http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/hirek/kepek/JohnHolmes.jpg)

Me, circa 1973 (http://www.cyber-surfer.de/images/img_hiv_holmes.gif)

Me, circa 1981 (http://www.laurelcanyonassoc.com/Images/20th%20History/JohnHolmes2.jpg)

You just look like an old school hippie. Ain't nothing scary 'bout that.

(for some reason I felt the need to sound southern and/or uneducated in the last sentence... no good reason)

[QUOTE=Haken Rider@Out On A Limb: intimidating works out perfectly. :)[/QUOTE]

...humm... how do you post these picture things... I have one, but I've never posted it... I've got an evil grin for you.

2 minutes later:
Actually it's more like a pretty smile, but up way too close... I don't think it counts.... but let me tell you, ya'll are getting more scary by the minute.

http://s2.excoboard.com/forums/2186/user/12588/49010.jpg

...humm... how do you post these picture things... I have one, but I've never posted it... I've got an evil grin for you.

If it isn't on the internet, load it up in http://www.imageshack.us/
copy the link here.
tags should be around it:
link

http://s2.excoboard.com/forums/2186/user/12588/49010.jpg

You look familiar, in a terrifying kind of way...

http://s2.excoboard.com/forums/2186/user/12588/49010.jpg


You look like an overweight Weird Al Yankovic!

You just look like an old school hippie. Ain't nothing scary 'bout that.

(for some reason I felt the need to sound southern and/or uneducated in the last sentence... no good reason)

Back then some people considered me the devil incarnate.

Don't know him/her.


It's a look, not a person! :rolleyes:

You look like an overweight Weird Al Yankovic!
To quote Zaphod Beeblebrox, even though I don't really need to:
"Hey... Yeah!"

It's a look, not a person! :rolleyes:
I got it... That should work out briliantly. :D

http://www.angelfire.com/az/osakadave/mohawk.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Daistallia/fambilyfotozy/mohawk.jpg

This scary enough?
(Let me know if you can't see the pic. Some people seem to have difficulty with my page's pics.)

If that do't do it, this family picture ought to do the trick...
http://www.angelfire.com/az/osakadave/family.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Daistallia/fambilyfotozy/family.jpg

http://img184.exs.cx/img184/2448/picture102ol.jpg

Camera phone. So not too good.

If it isn't on the internet, load it up in http://www.imageshack.us/
copy the link here.
tags should be around it:
link

2 minutes later:
Actually it's more like a pretty smile, but up way too close... I don't think it counts.... but let me tell you, ya'll are getting more scary by the minute.

...sorry, I don't think it really qualifies...
I almost argued for the same picture to be submited to the most beautiful NSer a few weeks ago. I saw the competition and thought... I could hold my own there quite well.

So I'll spare you my intimidatingly cute picture because it certainly isn't scary... I definetly couldn't compete at all with some of the resent submissions...

:eek: (running away and hiding)

http://img184.exs.cx/img184/2448/picture102ol.jpg
Camera phone. So not too good.

Babe, you just need a haircut.

@The Plutonian Empire: Well, that grin could be some more eviler, but it's the only decent one I have at the moment.

I want to see evil grins people!
http://img181.exs.cx/img181/4377/qc42005012306591904us.png
http://img181.exs.cx/img181/6821/qc42005012306584208di.png

http://www.angelfire.com/az/osakadave/mohawk.jpg

This scary enough?
(Let me know if you can't see the pic. Some people seem to have difficulty with my page's pics.)

If that do't do it, this family picture ought to do the trick...
http://www.angelfire.com/az/osakadave/family.jpg
They both don't work. :confused:

Babe, you just need a haircut.
I know. I will next wekk. Just haven't got around to it yet.

Back then some people considered me the devil incarnate.

I believe you, but times have changed.

They both don't work. :confused:
Use imageshack.us Its in my sig.

http://img181.exs.cx/img181/6821/qc42005012306584208di.png
And just how are we meant to compete with this?

And just how are we meant to compete with this?
He looks like the guy from that one movie!!
I forget which, though...

And just how are we meant to compete with this?
With a more evil laugh.

And remember:
mysterious=scary

http://img181.exs.cx/img181/4377/qc42005012306591904us.png
http://img181.exs.cx/img181/6821/qc42005012306584208di.png

:eek: You Win. Hands Down. I'm afraid. Very Afraid.

http://img181.exs.cx/img181/6821/qc42005012306584208di.png

You look like a truly evil version of an old physics teacher of mine. Except you're a bit younger. And you aren't wearing a sweater or tinted glasses.

He looks like the guy from that one movie!!
I forget which, though...
What guy?
And just how are we meant to compete with this?
smug smug!

I believe you, but times have changed.

The more they change, the more they stay the same. If I was scary in the 70's I'm scary today. :mad:

They both don't work. :confused:

Ok. Hopefully fixed. (For whatever reason Jolt doesn't seem to like pics from angelfire. :()

The Plutonian Empire gets my vote, for sure.

He's scary. Very scary... :eek: *runs away and hides*

You look like an overweight Weird Al Yankovic!
i prefer to think of myself as weird al, if he was in deliverance helping to make Ned Beaty squeal like a pig.

The more they change, the more they stay the same. If I was scary in the 70's I'm scary today. :mad:

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, maybe you've got a scary personality to match your once considered scary looks... and that, my friend, might be more frightening than a picture can show.

OOC: This is a humorous thread, right?

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, maybe you've got a scary personality to match your once considered scary looks... and that, my friend, might be more frightening than a picture can show.

It wasn't so much the looks, but it was my actions at the time. Heck, there was a nationwide manhunt for me.

i prefer to think of myself as weird al, if he was in deliverance helping to make Ned Beaty squeal like a pig.

Look what they done to bobby!

Where's the law Drew?

It wasn't so much the looks, but it was my actions at the time. Heck, there was a nationwide manhunt for me.

Yup, that would do it.

Ok. Hopefully fixed. (For whatever reason Jolt doesn't seem to like pics from angelfire. :()
Yup, it worked.

Oooow, nice hair!

@The Plutonian Empire: This is a sarcastic thread and it't all OOC, so you don't have to post that. :)

OOC: This is a humorous thread, right?

Humorous... if you think it's funny that you may have just dashed your chances of finding a future wife through NS like your little profile says you are open to...* Better work on that one harder somewhere else now.

*I can get the prize for the most snide remarks, that's fine with me.

...although the most wanted fellow might give you a run for your money in real life, but you've won in pictures... many things are more scary than a wierd, bad digital picture.

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/7500/weird9ad.jpg

>8) Me!!!

Humorous... if you think it's funny that you may have just dashed your chances of finding a future wife through NS like your little profile says you are open to...* Better work on that one harder somewhere else now.

*I can get the prize for the most snide remarks, that's fine with me.

...although the most wanted fellow might give you a run for your money in real life, but you've won in pictures... many things are more scary than a wierd, bad digital picture.
scary=sexy

Good grin, Kanabia!

4 pages, we' re geting there.

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/7500/weird9ad.jpg

>8) Me!!!

HA! ...nope, that's just funny.

Yup, it worked.

Oooow, nice hair!

@The Plutonian Empire: This is a sarcastic thread and it't all OOC, so you don't have to post that. :)
oh, its ooc... then forget that ned beaty reference, cuz though i'm sure he's a real nice guy, he really isn't my type and i'm far too lazy for rough sex in the woods.

oh, its ooc... then forget that ned beaty reference, cuz though i'm sure he's a real nice guy, he really isn't my type and i'm far too lazy for rough sex in the woods.
Who's not your type?

scary=sexy... 4 pages, we' re geting there.

No, scary never equals sexy.

Mischevious does, but they are not the same at all.

Yup, it worked.

Oooow, nice hair!

:D

HA! ...nope, that's just funny.

Okay, I'll try dark and brooding evil. Give me a moment.

No, scary never equals sexy.

Mischevious does, but they are not the same at all.
Scary isn't always sexy (Frankenstein and all), BUT...

scary=mysterious=sexy

Right?

Scary isn't always sexy (Frankenstein and all), BUT...

scary=mysterious=sexy

Right?
:confused:

I cant do dark and brooding, but what about possessed?

http://img186.exs.cx/img186/1760/childofsatan7mb.jpg

I cant do dark and brooding, but what about possessed?

-snip-
Hmm...
It works.
You need glowing red eyes for it to really do the trick, though.
:p

I found a digital camera, but I just can't compete with The Plutonium Empire. I'll probably just take a pic and put it in the NS Player Pics thread. :)

Hmm...
It works.
You need glowing red eyes for it to really do the trick, though.
:p


They were actually rolled back into my head. They should appear white, but I reckon the black is cooler anyway.

They were actually rolled back into my head. They should appear white, but I reckon the black is cooler anyway.
Try facing directly towards the camera, so we can see your eyes rolled back into the head.

If I lose the competition, do I have a better chance of taking home my own wife? :D

Scary isn't always sexy (Frankenstein and all), BUT... scary=mysterious=sexy Right?

No, no and no.

http://img186.exs.cx/img186/1760/childofsatan7mb.jpg

:eek: ... and, we have a runner up... at least in my book.

Who's not your type?
ned beaty naked in the woods squealing like a pig

Too bad my scanner is broak. :(

Try facing directly towards the camera, so we can see your eyes rolled back into the head.

If I lose the competition, do I have a better chance of taking home my own wife? :D

EDIT2- Everything comes out too dark :(

And I'm willing to bet yes. :p

But hey, i'm good for party tricks at least! That has to count for something :)

HAHAHAHA.. It's funny how one can tell that a person is an Aussie even without looking at the 'Location' tag.. Cheers, Kanabia! :D

Here's me being scary.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/7126/p10000417qt.jpg

Roar.

They were actually rolled back into my head. They should appear white, but I reckon the black is cooler anyway.
Hmm...
Maybe you could try spinning your head around on your neck? That's always a good one, great at parties.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/dawoggles/Dscf0864.jpg
Eh?

HAHAHAHA.. It's funny how one can tell that a person is an Aussie even without looking at the 'Location' tag.. Cheers, Kanabia! :D

Haha :D

Hmm...
Maybe you could try spinning your head around on your neck? That's always a good one, great at parties.

Aw great, now I can't feel my legs. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/dawoggles/Dscf0864.jpg
Eh?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! He's drinking mountain dew!!! WINNER!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/dawoggles/Dscf0864.jpg
Eh?
If you were drinking White Lightning then maybe.

If you were drinking White Lightning then maybe.
Hee.
It would be scarier still if he was wearing Burberry and drinking White Lightning...
And wearing one of those silly plaid baseball caps!

It would be scarier still if he was wearing Burberry and drinking White Lightning...

And scarier still if it was methylated spirits and he's doing an evil glare at the camera.

Now that's one idea that would be cool, but oversteps even my insanity ;)

Not that I can ever compete with The Plutonian Empire, but here comes my entries in the contest:
http://img187.exs.cx/img187/8049/purpleknife7lp.jpg
http://img187.exs.cx/img187/8329/knifepoint010ys.jpg

Note the scary, russian fur hat.

And this is how I look when not making faces, I don't want to scare off my future wife either hehe.
http://img187.exs.cx/img187/9260/somewhatnormal6ux.jpg



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http://img187.exs.cx/img187/8329/knifepoint010ys.jpg
"Nasssty hobitssess!"

Sorry, that's the first thing that came into my head whe I saw that

Not that I can ever compete with The Plutonian Empire, but here comes my entries in the contest:
http://img187.exs.cx/img187/8049/purpleknife7lp.jpg
http://img187.exs.cx/img187/8329/knifepoint010ys.jpg

Note the scary, russian fur hat.

And this is how I look when not making faces, I don't want to scare off my future wife either hehe.
http://img187.exs.cx/img187/9260/somewhatnormal6ux.jpg
Well, I'm drinking mountain dew.

"Nasssty hobitssess!"

Sorry, that's the first thing that came into my head whe I saw that

Wow, he really does look like Smeagol. At least when pulling that face. No offence Lord Ganja :p

Wow, he really does look like Smeagol. At least when pulling that face. No offence Lord Ganja :p

"Nasssty hobitssess!"

Sorry, that's the first thing that came into my head whe I saw that


Oh, concidering the nature of the thread, it's a compliment, although it can, of course, be debated on how scary smeagol really is hehe...

Oh, concidering the nature of the thread, it's a compliment, although it can, of course, be debated on how scary smeagol really is hehe...

Hey, it's definitely cool. Now I have to find someone who looks like an orc. Actually, on second thought, i'd rather not.

Here's me being scary.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/7126/p10000417qt.jpg

Roar.

I'm not sure anyone noticed my one, so I'll repost it.

I'm not sure anyone noticed my one, so I'll repost it.

I noticed it. You look old-school Billy Corgan.

I know it's against the rules, but I'd like to nominate Lunatic Goofballs. He HAS to be the scariest NS user simply because he's a clown and, as we all know, clowns are inherently scary.

I noticed it. You look old-school Billy Corgan.

Who's Billy Corgan?

I'm not sure anyone noticed my one, so I'll repost it.

Noticed it too, sorry to say it, but I wasn't really intimidated, you look furry and somewhat cozy, but not really dangerous or evil... :rolleyes:

Who's Billy Corgan?
Lead singer of the Smashing Pumpkins.

I think your closer to the lead singer of The Music

Lead singer of the Smashing Pumpkins.

I think your closer to the lead singer of The Music

Yeah, maybe a mix of the two. It's hard to tell, that pic is pretty dark.

edit

http://www.themusic.co.uk/_graphics/gallery/200406_04.jpg

The Music

http://www.my-mistake.net/infinitepics/billy/billy571.jpg

Billy Corgan

Yeah, maybe a mix of the two. It's hard to tell, that pic is pretty dark.

-snip-



Yeah, it took about half an hour to get that pic right. I had a bit of difficulty taking an semi-decent picture of myself using a digital camera.

The pics are good, I wish I really did look like that...

Theres a better pic of Billy Corgan where he's doing a similar pose to you, but I can't find it :(

At least your hair is more than halfway there. I've been trying to grow hair like that for about a year, and it's not working. :p

You know about The Music over in Aus?

Wow, I thought that they were a fairly obscure British band.

Absolutely love them though.

Theres a better pic of Billy Corgan where he's doing a similar pose to you, but I can't find it :(

At least your hair is more than halfway there. I've been trying to grow hair like that for about a year, and it's not working. :p

Heh, my hair's grown really fast for some reason. I started growing it less than a year ago and it's already down to my chin.

I always used to have really short hair, almost shaved. In the past, I have been informed that I look like Harry Hill. :)

Yeah, maybe a mix of the two. It's hard to tell, that pic is pretty dark.

-snip-
:eek:
I guess either the guy from The Music or Billy was really a woman, albeit an extremely butch one. And Chicken Pi is their evil offspring!
Who knew?

Hey, CP, can you sing in a high, whiny, nasal voice, yet somehow manage to be endearing at the same time?
:D

EDIT:
It's funny, I wouldn't have expected either of those two to really be a woman. I'd bet first on the "guy" from Dashboard Confessional.
:D

Hey, CP, can you sing in a high, whiny, nasal voice, yet somehow manage to be endearing at the same time?
:D


Depends on whether it has to be in tune or not. :)

You know about The Music over in Aus?

Wow, I thought that they were a fairly obscure British band.

Absolutely love them though.

Yeah, i'm actually seeing them live this coming Sunday :D



Hey, CP, can you sing in a high, whiny, nasal voice, yet somehow manage to be endearing at the same time?
:D

EDIT:
It's funny, I wouldn't have expected either of those two to really be a woman. I'd bet first on the "guy" from Dashboard Confessional.
:D

LMAO!!!

Speaking of the Smashing Pumpkins, I'm downloading Machina II right now.
I don't care if it's not their best work, it's free and it's SP.
Yay.

Is it legal free or do I have to be arsed opening up limewire and looking for it :p

LMAO!!!
No, really, either "he"'s a butch, or he's got GID or something. Like I did.
Seriously, just listen to his music!
:D

No, really, either "he"'s a butch, or he's got GID or something. Like I did.
Seriously, just listen to his music!
:D

I know what you mean. Emo kids back in highschool used to incessantly play it...

And imitate the vocal style in their own bands. :/

Is it legal free or do I have to be arsed opening up limewire and looking for it :p
It's legal free. The record company didn't want to release it, so as a final "Fuck You!" before they broke up, they put it up on the web for free.
I'm getting it one song at a time from here (http://www.sonypictures.com/smashingpumpkins/lofi/M2pgLOFI.html) , but there's a place somewhere that I couldn't find again where they had it all zipped into one file.

Kippis!

It's legal free. The record company didn't want to release it, so as a final "Fuck You!" before they broke up, they put it up on the web for free.
I'm getting it one song at a time from here (http://www.sonypictures.com/smashingpumpkins/lofi/M2pgLOFI.html) , but there's a place somewhere that I couldn't find again where they had it all zipped into one file.

Kippis!


Wow. You are officially awesome. Thanks :D

I know what you mean. Emo kids back in highschool used to incessantly play it...

And imitate the vocal style in their own bands. :/
Gaah, sympathetic guys are nice, but not whiny faux-depressive guys.

To emo kids: Really, lighten up a bit sometimes! This coming from someone who wears lots of makeup, eyeshadow, and bondage collars! When goths say you are too moody to be fun, you *know* you've got a problem. ;)

Wow. You are officially awesome. Thanks :D
Meh. I can't remember how to say "you're welcome" in any nifty foreign languages.

Korean
너는 환영받다

Portugese
você é bem-vindo

Chinese
你是受欢迎

They do?

Gaah, sympathetic guys are nice, but not whiny faux-depressive guys.

To emo kids: Really, lighten up a bit sometimes! This coming from someone who wears lots of makeup, eyeshadow, and bondage collars! When goths say you are too moody to be fun, you *know* you've got a problem. ;)

Yeah, and the odd thing is they had absolutely *nothing* to be depressed about, they were the popular rich kids with the hot girlfriends and stuff. Stupid faux-emo's. :p

Meh. I can't remember how to say "you're welcome" in any nifty foreign languages.

Ooh, I know in French it's "De Rien". But it's not pronounced like that.

Korean
너는 환영받다

Portugese
você é bem-vindo

Chinese
你是受欢迎

They do?
Ooh, incomprehensibility!!
Yay!!!
:D

Ooh, I remember the guy's name from DC. Christopher Carraba.
"Christine Carraba" might be more fitting.
:D
I can help him/her crossdress.

Alas, I cannot even look scary when wearing body armor and holding an SMG...It's that damn rounded face.

http://img185.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img185&image=swatgearme8rk.jpg

And this is everyone's least favorite thing.

http://img168.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img168&image=lock1vd.png

Alas, I cannot even look scary when wearing body armor and holding an SMG...It's that damn rounded face.

http://img185.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img185&image=swatgearme8rk.jpg

And this is everyone's least favorite thing.

http://img168.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img168&image=lock1vd.png

I think you'd look scary if you had a berzerk look on your face and were firing that MP5 like you've got nothing left to lose.

And this is everyone's least favorite thing.

http://img168.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img168&image=lock1vd.png
:eek: :eek: :eek:
That wins the Scariest Person prize!
Just wait for TheLock to show up so s/he can claim hir prize.
:D

EDIT:
Oh Goddess above, I have almost as many emoticons as words in this post!

www.geocities.com/shawnpelley/Shiddo.html

The purple hat one.

Look away....It's actually my uncle, but it's still freaky.

v
v
v
v
v
v

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Rudi/UncleCharles.jpg

And this is how I look when not making faces, I don't want to scare off my future wife either hehe.
http://img187.exs.cx/img187/9260/somewhatnormal6ux.jpg
Jeez! You look just like my younger brother!