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Wiccan Chocolate Ritual

Slinao
23-01-2005, 12:00
I was doing some random google searchings, and I found something that I find really funny, and I hope the writer was being funny about.

http://www.uniservity.net/clubs_RenderPage.asp?clubid=6037&pageid=15032

Its a wiccan chocolate ritual. I cracked up reading it, and so have most of the people that I have shown it to. what do you all think?
Neo-Anarchists
23-01-2005, 12:03
I was doing some random google searchings, and I found something that I find really funny, and I hope the writer was being funny about.

http://www.uniservity.net/clubs_RenderPage.asp?clubid=6037&pageid=15032

Its a wiccan chocolate ritual. I cracked up reading it, and so have most of the people that I have shown it to. what do you all think?
That's awesome!!
I need to try it!
:D
Slinao
23-01-2005, 12:03
well, I thought it was funny
Alinania
23-01-2005, 14:07
HPS: Oh, ye mighty goodies of the ______,
We thank you for attending our rites and guarding our circle
And ere you depart for your sweet and sticky realms,
We say unto you, "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestles makes the very best."

ALL: "Chooooc-laaate.
hahaha! that's awesome!
i think I convert to wiccan chocolatism. ;)
Jeruselem
23-01-2005, 14:11
You'd better go find the one involving alcohol too :)
Alinania
23-01-2005, 14:32
You'd better go find the one involving alcohol too :)
I can combine the two...just take chocolate filled with alcohol ;)
Pepe Dominguez
23-01-2005, 15:18
Don't make fun! Wicca is a serious religion! :mad:























:p :p :D Alright, so I couldn't keep a straight face.. ;)
Alinania
23-01-2005, 15:20
Don't make fun! Wicca is a serious religion! :mad:
:p :p :D Alright, so I couldn't keep a straight face.. ;)
oh, i don't joke about my religion! Remember, I just converted to wiccan chocolatism, and I shall stay true to my chocolate..err...religion.
Slinao
25-01-2005, 00:11
its funny, the odd things I find in my musings of the internet.
Bill Mutz
25-01-2005, 03:52
You'd better go find the one involving alcohol too :)Wiccans drink a great deal around their rituals, and most of their more important rituals actually involve the consumption of alcohol. Funnily enough, the ones I've known don't seem to do an inordinate amount of drinking otherwise.