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There are only like 3 people on right now other than me.

I feel so alone...
:(
Oh wait. That's normal!
:( :(

Gah, my meds must be wearing off.

I need Wellbutrin and my partner right about now.
Goddess above, you know you're messed up when you hijack a thread about how few people are on NS and turn it into a grovel for attention within the first post.
:p

*walks in*
Ahem. I am here. Sort of. I'm also sort of dancing in a field of daisies. But that's only in the deep recesses of my mind.

How do you know how many people are here? Did Jesus tell you? HMM?!?!?!

*walks in*
Ahem. I am here. Sort of. I'm also sort of dancing in a field of daisies. But that's only in the deep recesses of my mind.
Ooh yay!

That makes 1 other person here!
...
Ya know, I wish there was a user count thingie like on other forums.

How do you know how many people are here? Did Jesus tell you? HMM?!?!?!
Yes! No! Err, I meant yes! Was "no" a better answer?

How do you know how many people are here? Did Jesus tell you? HMM?!?!?!


Yes he did actually. ITS SUNDAY!! Your all supposed to be in CHurch! Praying to Jesus!!! What the heck are you guys doing on here? Don't you fear his Heavenly Wrath?

Yes he did actually. ITS SUNDAY!! Your all supposed to be in CHurch! Praying to Jesus!!! What the heck are you guys doing on here? Don't you fear his Heavenly Wrath?
It's 1:09 A.M.

...and I'm Muslim....

How do you know how many people are here? Did Jesus tell you? HMM?!?!?!

'xactly so. I'm seeing more than that, I think.

Yes he did actually. ITS SUNDAY!! Your all supposed to be in CHurch! Praying to Jesus!!! What the heck are you guys doing on here? Don't you fear his Heavenly Wrath?
At 1:10 in the morning???? And besides, I'm an athiest.

200th post!!! Tee hee! :D :D :D

It's 4:10 here, and I'm a Wiccan.

3 people sounds about right.

5:16am, polytheist.
Of course, there is a Catholic Churct right next door need I go. But I won't.

And don't worry, I'm here too. Everyone of us who has no life is here!

I'm not the only one with no life, right?

OMGWTFBBQKTHXBI?

There are now a couple more people posting.

Dammit, as soon as I make this thread, it turns obsolete.
:(

I'm not the only one with no life, right?
I have -1 life.
So I guess I count, right?
:D

5:16am, polytheist.
Of course, there is a Catholic Churct right next door need I go. But I won't.

And don't worry, I'm here too. Everyone of us who has no life is here!

I'm not the only one with no life, right?
omgz that is so rude!!!!!11!!!1111111!! that is so lyk not true i havelyk 7 bfs and lyk 23526242 gazillin frends and stuff!1!!!1!111!11!!! lomg loserdork geek ur so stewpid omgs!!!!11111!11!111!1!!!!!!!!!!!one!!11!1!!!eleven!!!!1!11!11!

No, right. I have the abscence of a life.

I have -1 life.
So I guess I count, right?
:D

Um... you beat me. Let's have a party about it? I'll bring the Hot Chocolate.

Is my new sig too long?

I'm always up at this time. I only take my Ambien if I have to get up at a reasonable hour.

Is my new sig too long?
I dunno. We'll see once Myrth gets to it.

Sleep is for the weak. And the sleepy. Neither describes me.

Weak, but never sleepy.

Not weak, or tired, just eventually get too freaking bored to stay awake.

About 5:00 am I usually get bored, tired, a crick in my neck or interested in slash. Sometimes all of them.

About 5:00 am I usually get bored, tired, a crick in my neck or interested in slash. Sometimes all of them.
Has not the energy to utter a brief "hah."

*sighs* It's just after 8pm here on my side of the world.

I have no life and have just discovered this place to help me pass the time of day :D

5:40 here.. If your bored.. Read the eye talk thingy.. really freaked me out badly.

Just got back. So strange, trying to conform to caucasian ideals of beauty.

It's 1:09 A.M.

...and I'm Muslim....
Excuse me its 2253 Dammit

*sighs* It's just after 8pm here on my side of the world.

I have no life and have just discovered this place to help me pass the time of day :D
Hey, man, same deal over here. A friend pointed this site out to me, and as soon as he said the word forums, I was here.

Just got back. So strange, trying to conform to caucasian ideals of beauty.
It's strange enought when you're caucasian yourself, but even odder when you aren't.

Grr, haven't these girls realized how many American guys lust after Oriental beauties?

Not much in this neck of the woods to do at this hour for a nightowl. At least if I still lived in Florida, the clubs stayed open until 4:00. I'd just be heading to Denny's to get a snack before going home.

I think the oriental eyes are prettyful, I don't see anything wrong with them.

About 5:00 am I usually get bored, tired, a crick in my neck or interested in slash. Sometimes all of them.
Your sig nearly put me to sleep it was so long :p
Do you mean go for a slash or Slash?
http://www.snakepit.org/disctv.html

Your sig nearly put me to sleep it was so long :p
Do you mean go for a slash or Slash?
http://www.snakepit.org/disctv.html

Legolas/Aragorn

I'm somewhere.

Legolas/Aragorn
Sorry i dont really follow :confused:

I'm somewhere.
Can you prove it?
Id like to see some American order the pizza
could you post the Charles Upham is Great link :)

Sorry i dont really follow :confused:

It's a form of fan fiction. It got it's name from the / between the two protagonists. Tends to be homoerotic, though oddly enough is usually written and read by heterosexual females.

Hence Legolas/Aragorn
Mulder/Krycek
Chacotay/Paris

Can you prove it?
Id like to see some American order the pizza
could you post the Charles Upham is Great link :)

http://www.nzedge.com/heroes/upham.html is the one I usually use. Its high up on the google search and tells his war story pretty consisely.

Back of the Y rocks go Te Puke Thunder!!!!!
Randy the greatest stunt man ever!!!!!

Your sig nearly put me to sleep it was so long :p
Do you mean go for a slash or Slash?
http://www.snakepit.org/disctv.html
Or maybe...
Slashers!
:eek:

It's a form of fan fiction. It got it's name from the / between the two protagonists. Tends to be homoerotic, though oddly enough is usually written and read by heterosexual females.

Hence Legolas/Aragorn
Mulder/Krycek
Chacotay/Paris
Well obviously its not something id be interested in so its all Dutch to me.
And its so late my idea of the defininition of Protagonists might be slightly ascue and then im guessing it dosent have anything to do with LOTR and then ive heard of a Mulder/Scully and a Paris/Helen so im even more confused and so on that note i shall depart and think about it.

Thanks for the Link Monkeypimp.
Another important NZ was "Mary" Conningham lead Airpersonnel in WWII in Africa and Europe to some extent and got in a war of words with the ranter Patton.

Well obviously its not something id be interested in so its all Dutch to me.
No, it's all Finnish to you.
Puhutteko suomea?

No, it's all Finnish to you.
Puhutteko suomea?

Do I really want to know what that means?

Do I really want to know what that means?
I don't know, but meh, I'll tell you anyway.
It means...

*drum roll*

"Do you speak Finnish?"

Nothing really exciting.
:p

Woot!!!! let freedom fill ur veins with hapiness!!

Woot!!!! let freedom fill ur veins with hapiness!!
I've tried, but it's really tough to mainline it.
I mean, have you ever tried stuffing the Declaration of Independence into a syringe? It doesn't work too well.

:D

No, it's all Finnish to you.
Puhutteko suomea?
Right back at you i dont know a little bit of German and Rumanian.
Du Habe Ich Licker von Bitchkitten?

hey, im here... am i late? What did i miss?

Du Habe Ich Licker von Bitchkitten?
Was der Teufel?
What is that supposed to mean? It sounds like you insulted me, but I don't speak German.

hey, im here... am i late? What did i miss?
Me trying to figure out how to mainline happiness.
It doesn't work.
:p

About 5:00 am I usually get bored, tired, a crick in my neck or interested in slash. Sometimes all of them.

Yo! BK! S'up? :D

Me trying to figure out how to mainline happiness.
It doesn't work.
:p

ah, well good luck. and if you figure it out, let me know. tg me or something ok?

Yo! BK! S'up? :D

It's a little past your bedtime isn't it Eutrusca? (Can I start calling you Ute?)

Me trying to figure out how to mainline happiness.
It doesn't work.
:p

Just decide to be happy, regardless. It works! See? ---> :D

sooooo... whoelse suffers from overuse syndrome? My fingers will have fallen off by the time I'm 25.

It's a little past your bedtime isn't it Eutrusca? (Can I start calling you Ute?)

VO! S'up, yo? ( VO sounds a lil too close to BO for comfort. I ain't gonna call you that! ) :D

No, you can, however, call me Forrest if it pleases you. All *I* ask is that you not call me late for dinner! :D

Me trying to figure out how to mainline happiness.
It doesn't work.
:p
there has to be a medication to help you CONCENTRATE on how to do that. or make your veins bigger.

sooooo... whoelse suffers from overuse syndrome? My fingers will have fallen off by the time I'm 25.
Overuse of what?
General?

sooooo... whoelse suffers from overuse syndrome? My fingers will have fallen off by the time I'm 25.

Mine are still here [looks at fingers], and I've been online since about 1989. :D

I have, however, worn out about five keyboards. :)

there has to be a medication to help you CONCENTRATE on how to do that. or make your veins bigger.
No, the problem is getting the happiness into the syringe. I almost had it, when I realized "Oh wait, it's intangible!" and it popped back out.

Blah, gimme time! I'm just up. Not that I want to be up, of course. But shhhhh!
And I need time to force calm on myself, otherwise I post gibberish. I can feel it, see. The chest tightens, and the heart beats faster, and then at a moment, tis gone, and I post at normal. So give me a moment to regulate myself and I'll post for about... an hour before I go to my appointment with the people in the university (dodging the random stabber who appeared yesterday, according to the news.)

It just occured to me that the entire post was gibberish. Consider it a sample. There wasn't anything untrue in it... it was just worded very poorly.

VO! S'up, yo? ( VO sounds a lil too close to BO for comfort. I ain't gonna call you that! ) :D

No, you can, however, call me Forrest if it pleases you. All *I* ask is that you not call me late for dinner! :D

Forrest is only one letter shorter than Eutrusca. If only you were from Utah, Ute would be perfect.

How about Big E? Or the E-Train.

It's a form of fan fiction. It got it's name from the / between the two protagonists. Tends to be homoerotic, though oddly enough is usually written and read by heterosexual females.

Hence Legolas/Aragorn
Mulder/Krycek
Chacotay/Paris

Weasley/Potter
Willow/Tara

Weasley/Potter
Willow/Tara
Ooh, we should write erotic short stories about the Jolt emoticons!

;)/:confused:

:)/:D

ooh.... even the affair?

:fluffle:/:mp5:


A story of love gone tragicly wrong. Starring Tom Cruise, Michael Caine, and Sean Connery!

Generic film monthly gives it 17/3.14!

Forrest is only one letter shorter than Eutrusca. If only you were from Utah, Ute would be perfect.

How about Big E? Or the E-Train.

LOL! Son, have I ever told you that you're about two degrees off top-dead-center? :D

Ooh, we should write erotic short stories about the Jolt emoticons!

;)/:confused:

:)/:D

That's just wrong! ;)

:fluffle:/:eek:

:p / :mp5:

LOL! Son, have I ever told you that you're about two degrees off top-dead-center? :D

Would Eu-train be better? Or E-Rod.

Ooh, we should write erotic short stories about the Jolt emoticons!

;)/:confused:

:)/:D

Lol.

I LIKE the way you think. :)

You know, there is probably a fortune waiting to be made there... :)

No, the problem is getting the happiness into the syringe. I almost had it, when I realized "Oh wait, it's intangible!" and it popped back out.

you are truly a prize.

:fluffle: / :mad:

:headbang: / :upyours: / :cool:

What a zany threesome!!

Hey look, an S&M relationship:
|-> :mad:/:( <--teh sub
|
teh dom

Would Eu-train be better? Or E-Rod.

LOL! Might get too much attention! :eek:

Hey look, a happy couple: :fluffle:

Hey look, an S&M relationship:
|-> :mad:/:( <--teh sub
|
teh dom

And I'm expected to believe that the dom is going to let our little sub get away with THAT face?

:) <--- Teh sub... WILL love it.

:fluffle:/:gundge:

LOL! Might get too much attention! :eek:

I'd better TG Peech and tell her she doesn't want to see this thread...

She'd never be able to face you again... :)

:fluffle:/:gundge:
Okay... is it just me... or is that kinda ..... gross....

Emoticon 'showers'?

To the spirit of the times

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9167/fap1lk.gif

LOL! Might get too much attention! :eek:

You steady stream of naysaying has left me no choice but to decide on my own. E-Train it is.

Okay... is it just me... or is that kinda ..... gross....

Emoticon 'showers'?

Hehe, it was intended to be gross. :D

To the spirit of the times

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9167/fap1lk.gif

OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

To the spirit of the times

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9167/fap1lk.gif

Wrong thread!

Wrong thread!

I don't know... looking at the direction this thread seems to have taken.. that particular smiley seems almost appropriate...:)

Okay... is it just me... or is that kinda ..... gross....

Emoticon 'showers'?

...eew.

this thread has taken a turn for the worse.

...eew.

this thread has taken a turn for the worse.

You haven't seen anything yet.

Mutual Masturbation?
Mutual Masturbation!

...eew.

this thread has taken a turn for the worse.

Hey, I'm not guilty, here...

I just turned around, to find smileys re-enacting the balcony scene from Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax"...

Mutual Masturbation?
Mutual Masturbation!

Good point, well made.

Oh.. and .... Huh?

And I'm expected to believe that the dom is going to let our little sub get away with THAT face?

:) <--- Teh sub... WILL love it.
:D
I chuckle.

Good point, well made.

Oh.. and .... Huh?
I guess s/he means mutual masturbation, as opposed to masturbation that is not mutual. It's like rape, but no risk of pregnancy. Or something like that.

:D
I chuckle.

I don't think I've ever seen Emoticons used so shamefully... :)

I guess s/he means mutual masturbation, as opposed to masturbation that is not mutual. It's like rape, but no risk of pregnancy. Or something like that.

lol.

I don't know...

It was a good point, maybe... and I applaud it... I just didn't see quite how it fits into the Carnival of Strange Smileys.

I guess s/he means mutual masturbation, as opposed to masturbation that is not mutual. It's like rape, but no risk of pregnancy. Or something like that.

is that kinda like cyber-raping someone?

why am i the only person who has thought of that?

is that kinda like cyber-raping someone?

why am i the only person who has thought of that?
no its called a handjob.

I'd better TG Peech and tell her she doesn't want to see this thread...

She'd never be able to face you again... :)


E-rod? Eu-train?? POPPY! :mad: are you being naughty with smilies again? I thought we went through this before with GI Joe figures and Barbies........ sigh.

You know what's really sad?
This is the longest-surviving thread I've created. And it's not even about anything!

E-rod? Eu-train?? POPPY! :mad: are you being naughty with smilies again? I thought we went through this before with GI Joe figures and Barbies........ sigh.

Did you see the whole thread?

There were some games with smileys that GI Joe and Barbie never even thought of...

Was der Teufel?
What is that supposed to mean? It sounds like you insulted me, but I don't speak German.
I know you said what the Devil-right?

To the spirit of the times

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9167/fap1lk.gif
Got to hell do not pass go do not collect 200 :p
Does anyone have the Panzer Tank smiley?
thats funny

What abou that aye?
:fluffle: /http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9167/fap1lk.gif

You know what's really sad?
This is the longest-surviving thread I've created. And it's not even about anything!

those are always the longest lasting.

What abou that aye?
:fluffle: /http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9167/fap1lk.gif
Duuuuuuuuuuude.... you're still around after tubgirl? :eek:

Duuuuuuuuuuude.... you're still around after tubgirl? :eek:
What do you mean it wasnt me i just said this is Keruvalia's Home page its evil if anyone should be gone its them.

Dont pick on me i didnt make it available to the world im just the messenger dont shoot the messenger damn!

I drew attention to the evil. I hate it :(

Getting pretty sparse here now. *sigh* Insomnia sucks. :gundge:

I'm always here. Until now. I'm going to a job interview today....

Only 5 hours of NS instead of 14, it sucks.

Dont pick on me i didnt make it available to the world im just the messenger dont shoot the messenger damn!

Alas.... that is what the mods do

I'm always here after my roommates go to bed. No one to keep me company. In the daytime we fight over the computer, since I've got the only one in the house.

I'm always here after my roommates go to bed. No one to keep me company. In the daytime we fight over the computer, since I've got the only one in the house.
Do you charge them for it? :eek:

Do you charge them for it? :eek:
For fighting, or using the computer? :D
The only thing that really bugs me is when they download shit without asking me. I make them pay for the internet bill.

Alas.... that is what the mods do
How about a hug ive killed the link man. ;) :( :fluffle: