NationStates Jolt Archive

If only I was high I could write true poems,
poetry that is beyond all terms of knowledge.
Poetry insightful, poetry delightful,
poetry that makes all cares float away.

But I am not high, but I have yet another,
another thing that makes me FLYYYYYY!

But, wait, it is not one thing,
it is not even a dozen.
The list extends from here to the moon.
But I cannot inform you on the list that I have compiled
for if I told you I would be pile-drivered.

But I can tell you the story of a man from Too La Luu,
that made quite an extra-ordinary thing.

His name? It was Jeff.
Quite odd for a man from Too La Luu
For many were T'rachie, Feyzd, and U-iaa.
But that is no matter for Jeff became a corporate king,
for a little thing he made.

It began with a dream,
a unusual thing,
for most in the land of Too La Luu.
In his noggin a idea began to woggle,
it was a odd colour of blue.

It was him standing in a field,
with a hat on his head,
with a blanket not four yards away.

He began to do a thing,
an extra-ordinary thing,
and Jeff woke with a scream.

"That's it!" Jeff screamed,
then he died.

It will never be known what he found out,
or what it could have achieved.

If only I was high

Wouldn't it be "if only I were high?" Probably not, but I've always wondered what the rule is.

"Was" is acceptable.

Nice poem.

"Was" is acceptable.

Nice poem.

I figured it was, but what's the rule? :confused:

My name is Shake-Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip, I'll break it to ya. Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop, Meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock. Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G. Drivin in my car, livin like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus. Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream.

sorry but i happen to think thats a fine poem

I figured it was, but what's the rule? :confused:

The rule is: "Smoke dope, eat soap and fly home in a bubble.":p:D

The rule is...legalise it!