In Soviet Russia . . .
Superpower07
23-01-2005, 01:32
In Soviet Russia, school cancells you!
In Soviet Russia, the lock is in before you!
In Soviet Russia, midterms takes you!
In Soviet Russia, newspaper publishes you!
In Soviet Russia, free speech exercise you!
Refused Party Program
23-01-2005, 01:34
In Russia, car drives you.
Von Witzleben
23-01-2005, 01:34
I just kicked some major butt in Soviet Russia.
Neo-Anarchists
23-01-2005, 01:35
In Soviet Russia, property owns you.
Bono is the Messiah
23-01-2005, 01:36
In Soviet Russia, Russia soviets you!
Nsendalen
23-01-2005, 01:38
In Soviet Russia, system screws you!
...
WAIT a minute...
Superpower07
23-01-2005, 01:38
In Soviet Russia, gulag gets sent to you!
In Soviet Russia, seed-mode enters you.
In Soviet Russia, lightsaber activates you.
In Soviet Russia, photon torpedo fires you.
In Soviet Russia, motolov cocktail throws you.
In Soviet Russia, book writes you.
Neo-Anarchists
23-01-2005, 01:49
In Soviet Russia, job leaves you.
In Soviet Russia, shoes wear you.
In Soviet Russia, government elects you.
Reaper_2k3
23-01-2005, 01:49
In Soviet Russia, you eat acid.
boo-ya
Gauthier
23-01-2005, 01:55
:p
A close to authentic Soviet Russia joke doesn't rely on phrase inversion alone. The inversion must also reflect a fairly accurate perception any facet of Soviet-Era Russia.
"In California, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you."
Here's a Soviet Russia joke I made on that Stalin Land thread, concerning the train ride:
In Soviet Russia, the train takes you to where all the fun begins. In Stalin Land, you also get to take the train back home when the fun is over.
Keruvalia
23-01-2005, 02:24
In Soviet Russia, thread replies to you!
Andaluciae
23-01-2005, 02:27
In Soviet Russia, Hat wears you!
In Soviet Russia, Cake eats you!
The Underground City
23-01-2005, 02:39
In Soviet Russia, Hat wears you!
In Soviet Russia, Cake eats you!
http://www.questionablecontent.net/ ?
New Genoa
23-01-2005, 02:42
In Soviet Russia, fetus aborts you!
In Soviet Russia, food eats you!
In Soviet Russia, flag burns you!
Neo-Anarchists
23-01-2005, 02:46
http://www.questionablecontent.net/ ?
Must...remember...never...to..click...link...to...webcomics...
Dammit.
Now I'm hooked on another webcomic.
Arenestho
23-01-2005, 02:53
In Soviet Russia, infidels are shot.
*leaves with the Soivet National Anthem on full volume*
Nureonia
23-01-2005, 03:34
In MODERN Russia, the drivers try to fucking take you out.
Unless you're in Irkutsk, in which case the drivers are friendly and the elevators try to kill you.
This is from my experience in Russia this summer...
Bono is the Messiah
23-01-2005, 03:39
In Soviet Russia you don't fight the law, the law fights you!
In Soviet Russia you don't rock the casbah, the casbah rocks you!
.... and the shareef DOES like it!
Flamebaittrolls
23-01-2005, 03:46
Stalin dies and finds himself at two gates of hell, he asks "What's going on?" and is told, "We have devoloped two hells, capitalist and communist. In capitalist hell we use blunt knifes to slice you up, a hammer to beat you and then we fry you in oil for eternity. In communist hell we use blunt knifes to slice you up, a hammer to beat you and then we fry you in oil for eternity.
"What's the diffrence?" Stalin queries.
The gate keeper pauses thoughtfully for a moment and says, "Well sometimes in soviet hell there are no knifes to cut you up, and sometimes there is no oil to fry you in and sometimes there's no hammers to beat you with.":D
In Soviet Russia you don't do the hustle, the hustle does you.
Winston S Churchill
23-01-2005, 03:49
"In Soviet Russia, pistol shoots you!"
In Modern Russia - "Putin reelects you!"
In Tsarist Russia "Tsar overthrows you!"
and so on..
Janistania
23-01-2005, 03:54
In Soviet Russia the trees hug you!
(Well, anywhere near Tshernobyl anyway)
In Soviet Russia, politicians vote for you!
In Soviet Russia, issues debate you!
In Soviet Russia, T.V. censors the FCC!
Bono is the Messiah
23-01-2005, 05:33
Don't forget this classic one.
"In Soviet Russia there are two TV channels. Channel 1 is KGB propaganda. Channel 2 is KGB officer telling you to turn back to channel 1!"
Kryozerkia
23-01-2005, 06:08
In Soviet Russia, the food cooks you.
In Soviet Russia, system screws you!
...
WAIT a minute...
I like this one :D
Armed Bookworms
23-01-2005, 06:44
Must...remember...never...to..click...link...to...webcomics...
Dammit.
Now I'm hooked on another webcomic.
Muahaha! I dare you to click the links.
www.sluggy.com
www.somethingpositive.net
http://www.clanbob.net/lifeofriley.php?view=2001-02-07
www.ghost2138.org
http://aido.furvect.com
http://faith.rydia.net
www.namirdeiter.com
www.rubber-ducky.net/UC/
Holy Sheep
23-01-2005, 07:34
Thats just mean. You should be shamed.
In SR, Neocons flame MKULTRA....
Or is it
IN SR, MKULTRA flames neocons.
uhhhhhh
Ultra Cool People
23-01-2005, 07:43
In Soviet Russia the economy fucks Bush.