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"Pump" Judge Gets Popped
Charge former Oklahoma jurist with exposing self on bench

JANUARY 21--The Oklahoma judge who was forced from the bench last year for using a penis pump in court (among other really gross acts) was charged yesterday with indecent exposure for his judicial indiscretions. Donald Thompson, 58, entered a not guilty plea yesterday to three felony counts during an appearance in Creek County District Court, where he worked until resigning last August. According to the below yucky probable cause affidavit, Thompson exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases (two of which were murder trials). For example, on May 13, while he was presiding over State v. Kurt Arnold Vomberg (who was accused of killing his girlfriend's 21-month-old daughter), Thompson loudly pumped himself up. Two court employees told investigators that they saw Thompson (pictured in the mug shot at right) attach the suction device to his penis, while five jurors reported hearing whooshing sounds, which they thought were coming from either a bicycle pump, blood pressure cuff, or an air cushion on the judge's chair. After a January 7 search of Thompson's former courtroom and chambers yielded items that tested positive for seminal fluid, investigators secured a search warrant to obtain a DNA sample from the ex-jurist. During testimony last year before the Council on Judicial Complaints, Thompson denied masturbating on the bench, using the penis pump, or depositing urine or semen into a wastebasket under his bench. Thompson's demise was triggered by a complaint filed against him last June by the Oklahoma Attorney General, who sought to oust the jurist for a variety of illicit behavior, which the AG detailed in a removal petition. Along with using the penis pump, Thompson also allegedly shaved and oiled his private parts, according to accounts given to state investigators by a clerk, trial witnesses, and a court reporter. If convicted of the indecent exposure counts, Thompson could face a maximum of 10 years in prison on each charge. (7 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0121051judge1.html

I don't want to live in a country where a man can't masturbate while overseeing courtrooms proceedings.

Also, ewwwwww

Now that is some odd news, to say the least.

Um... yes, it is... REPORTING LIVE FROM PUMPIT CENTRAL...

Sorry, done.

I don't want to live in a country where a man can't masturbate while overseeing courtrooms proceedings.

if i can't pump it, i don't want to be part of your justice system

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"Pump" Judge Gets Popped
Charge former Oklahoma jurist with exposing self on bench

JANUARY 21--The Oklahoma judge who was forced from the bench last year for using a penis pump in court (among other really gross acts) was charged yesterday with indecent exposure for his judicial indiscretions. Donald Thompson, 58, entered a not guilty plea yesterday to three felony counts during an appearance in Creek County District Court, where he worked until resigning last August. According to the below yucky probable cause affidavit, Thompson exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases (two of which were murder trials). For example, on May 13, while he was presiding over State v. Kurt Arnold Vomberg (who was accused of killing his girlfriend's 21-month-old daughter), Thompson loudly pumped himself up. Two court employees told investigators that they saw Thompson (pictured in the mug shot at right) attach the suction device to his penis, while five jurors reported hearing whooshing sounds, which they thought were coming from either a bicycle pump, blood pressure cuff, or an air cushion on the judge's chair. After a January 7 search of Thompson's former courtroom and chambers yielded items that tested positive for seminal fluid, investigators secured a search warrant to obtain a DNA sample from the ex-jurist. During testimony last year before the Council on Judicial Complaints, Thompson denied masturbating on the bench, using the penis pump, or depositing urine or semen into a wastebasket under his bench. Thompson's demise was triggered by a complaint filed against him last June by the Oklahoma Attorney General, who sought to oust the jurist for a variety of illicit behavior, which the AG detailed in a removal petition. Along with using the penis pump, Thompson also allegedly shaved and oiled his private parts, according to accounts given to state investigators by a clerk, trial witnesses, and a court reporter. If convicted of the indecent exposure counts, Thompson could face a maximum of 10 years in prison on each charge. (7 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0121051judge1.html
wtf

Okay, the guy shouldn't be doing that kind of shit, but charging him as a felon is just fucked-up. People have utterly lost their sense of proportion.

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*mods, feel free to remove this one if it violates anything in particular - seems non-racy to me though*

if i can't pump it, i don't want to be part of your justice system

Good quote!

How utterly disturbing and hilarious at the same time. The sentence seems kind of steep though doesnt it? Wouldnt jerking off with his hand have been a little quieter???? He might have gotten away with it.


I wonder if his attorney will be able to get him off?
(*laughs at own pun* hahahahahahaha!)

That's really frightening...

How utterly disturbing and hilarious at the same time. The sentence seems kind of steep though doesnt it? Wouldnt jerking off with his hand have been a little quieter???? He might have gotten away with it.


I guess that people would have noticed the frantic arm motion, though. That kind of thing doesn't go down too well in a murder trial.

I guess that people would have noticed the frantic arm motion, though. That kind of thing doesn't go down too well in a murder trial.

Depends where his gavel was!!!!

sounds like this guy needed to look for a more exciting career.

sounds like this guy needed to look for a more exciting career.
Or conversely, a less exciting career.

I guess that people would have noticed the frantic arm motion, though. That kind of thing doesn't go down too well in a murder trial.


Dont some guys do it slowly? nm i dont wanna know! lol

Mmmmmmh...indecent exposure...Don't you just love it? That's almost as bad as the high school teacher that spied on cheerleaders changing into "new uniforms" that he gave them. This happened at a school about 20 miles from mine. He gave them "new uniforms" and then sent then to a room to try them on. He set up a video camera in one of the ceiling panels in the room and was caught after about the seventh girl tried her uniform on. He won't be teaching ANYWHERE anymore.

That's the creepiest thing I've read in a while.
My grandma has jury duty next month. *pukes*

I never want to approach THAT bench! :eek:

Will any of the criminals he presided over get new trials? I mean, loss of blood to the brain obviously represents an incapacitation. Assuming they don't just consider that stark raving mad.

A more interesting question; will he be allowed to play with himself at his own court appearances? I would like to think so.

Mmmmmmh...indecent exposure...Don't you just love it? That's almost as bad as the high school teacher that spied on cheerleaders changing into "new uniforms" that he gave them. This happened at a school about 20 miles from mine. He gave them "new uniforms" and then sent then to a room to try them on. He set up a video camera in one of the ceiling panels in the room and was caught after about the seventh girl tried her uniform on. He won't be teaching ANYWHERE anymore.

If I knew that teacher in the street, I'd offer to buy him a pint. The idea iteself is worth a drink alone, but actually trying to get away with it? A tribute to horny guys everywhere.

I mean, loss of blood to the brain obviously represents an incapacitation. :p

I never want to approach THAT bench! :eek:

Will any of the criminals he presided over get new trials? I mean, loss of blood to the brain obviously represents an incapacitation. Assuming they don't just consider that stark raving mad.

A more interesting question; will he be allowed to play with himself at his own court appearances? I would like to think so.

The mind boggles...this guy is a Judge...and he is whacking himself off....people see him doing it....and no one said anything in court!!

If I saw that I'd just HAVE to say something....like...

'Damn! I know judges are wankers...but this is rediculous!!!!'

If I knew that teacher in the street, I'd offer to buy him a pint. The idea iteself is worth a drink alone, but actually trying to get away with it? A tribute to horny guys everywhere.

Perv :gundge: