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I have reached a crucial junction in my life. I have reached the point at which I must decide what form of facial hair (if any) I will sport for the next couple of weeks. I am currently working on a goatee. The people I interact with off of the net are split 2-2, so I am coming here for opinions (probably a stupid idea)

Goatee, or Notea

Pic: Branin (on left) (http://img58.exs.cx/img58/5371/kyleandme4my22af.jpg)

Poll!

I would say: no goatee.

Yeah, it's a stupid idea... damn, you're stupid. Etc.

Since I have no idea what you look like, I don't know... the end.

Well, if you can grow one which isn't really patchy, I would recommend that you try it out. You can always shave it off.

It's okay if you look like a satyr.
Otherwise, no.

And I hope for you you ain't a woman.

*Thinks about woman with goatee*

I don't know you, but its your own decision...

And I hope for you you ain't a woman.

*Thinks about woman with goatee*
Let's not even go there... this was a pure thread before you started with that.

Since I have no idea what you look like, I don't know... the end.

Pic thread. I'll put one in my first post as well.

Postcount 666 and you want to grow a goatee? Coincidence? I think not! :eek:

Goatees are so 90's... but it does look good on some people. Try it out.

Grow sideburns a little lower than your ears and keep it the same width all the way down. Keep the mustache, beard, goatee, etc clean though. It makes you look old.

Pic thread. I'll put one in my first post as well.
Way ahead of you.

http://img55.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img55&image=kyleandme4my22af3vt.jpg

paint not sufficient :(

@Fass: You... are... brilliant!

I have one and reccomend them for other men with one condition:

Your testicles ae producing enough testosterone to fill it in thickly.
If you're not there yet, don't grow a scraggly piece that looks like you slathered on some glue and rolled your chin on your cat.

Way ahead of you.

http://img55.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img55&image=kyleandme4my22af3vt.jpg

paint not sufficient :(

@Fass: You... are... brilliant!

I'm the other one.....

And I hope for you you ain't a woman.

*Thinks about woman with goatee*
*shudders*

I'm the other one.....
Crap :D

sorry. :p

At the moment: 4-4-4

Poll ain't really helping at the moment. :)

I'm the other one.....
I'd say the other one could have a goatee, but not you... you look good without facial hair...

Crap :D

sorry. :p
It's okay. :fluffle:

grow sideburns!

Poll ain't really helping at the moment. :)

No, it's really not.

But just to clarify, I didn't do anything with any of y'alls cars. Chedk the drive way. I it's not there, do less drugs, or buy a car to begin with.:D

If it's not there, do less drugs, or buy a car to begin with.:D

Oh, okay... thanks for the advice.

Can I have some money?

So I'm kinda old but not too old. When I graduated High School I got into beat literature and was already into jazz, so on a lark I grew a goatee to match Herb Caen's caracature of the beats. At the time people went-"Dude, where's the rest of your beard?" Then Seatle started hemeroging bands and all of a sudden every little scrapper was running around with a goatee. Little bastards. So I thought I'd try the goatee that Mathew Brodrick had in Glory. I screwed it up and wound up with Uncle Sam's beard instead. But then, as investment bankers started having goatees, a bunch of those scrappers started growing more complex beards and again I was in a crowd. So I died mine green. And did the Salvador Dali thing with my 'stache. By then I was putting way too much time into my facial hair and gave it all up. So I still have my Uncle Sam goat and a Fu Manchu (because thats what happens when you stop putting it up) and silently hate the posers, but realise that it doesn't really matter.

On the plus side, everyone recognizes me which is good for what I do.

So-one side says "NO!!! POSER!!! Enough with the facial hair, leave it for the real." The other says do what you want.

Are you so indecisive to ask online if you should get a goatee?

Wow, I just realized how much the word goatee looks like goatse.

Are you so indecisive to ask online if you should get a goatee?

Yes.

I'd say the other one could have a goatee, but not you... you look good without facial hair...

On second thought, I agree. He looks cute just the way he is.

Wow, I just realized how much the word goatee looks like goatse.

What exactly is goatse? I've heard people mention it quite often, but I'm still not certain what it means.

What exactly is goatse? I've heard people mention it quite often, but I'm still not certain what it means.
You honestly do not want to know. There are some things you can't unsee.

Grow one now, otherwise somebody else will grow one and steal all the glory.

Behold the awesome power of bordome!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/proMonkey/misc/goatee.png

Grow one now, otherwise somebody else will grow one and steal all the glory.

Behold the awesome power of bordome!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/proMonkey/misc/goatee.png

Wow, kudos for boredome.

Grow one now, otherwise somebody else will grow one and steal all the glory.

Behold the awesome power of bordome!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/proMonkey/misc/goatee.png
Yes!

You must do number 4, followed soon after by number 5. Clearly they are superior.

You honestly do not want to know. There are some things you can't unsee.

I was thinking of googling it, but maybe not. Would I be wrong in assuming that it involves goats and a great deal of unpleasantness?

The ladies love a little scruff on the chin. Frankly though, you need to untuck your shirt.

As for PM's pictures, the first one's the best, but try it sans mustache.

...and finally...you look fine clean cut. Business-man like.

I was thinking of googling it, but maybe not. Would I be wrong in assuming that it involves goats and a great deal of unpleasantness?

Not even close. Go ahead and google image it though...just make sure there is no one else behind you and be ready to click away at the first hint of vomit.

I was thinking of googling it, but maybe not. Would I be wrong in assuming that it involves goats and a great deal of unpleasantness?
Yes.

Me like one!

Not even close. Go ahead and google image it though...just make sure there is no one else behind you and be ready to click away at the first hint of vomit.

I feel horribly compelled to do so now...

The ladies love a little scruff on the chin. Frankly though, you need to untuck your shirt.


*untucks shirt*

Chicken,

I would tell you to google the word, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Goatse is a reference to a now dead homosexual who posted pics of his uncanny ability to stretch his rectum to hitherto unheard of sizes.
It's the kind of web stuff that you will want to shower after you view. :eek:

In fact, having thought about it, I think I need a shower.

As far as beards: I agree with the view that says if you can grow a real one, do so. Don't do the patchy thing, it looks lazy, not bohemian.

Ugh...THAT'S goatse...

*untucks shirt*

lol...there you go...all better. A lot more relaxed.

THIS is a real goatee!

http://www.isound.com/pics/peter_evrard.jpg

THIS is a real goatee!

http://www.isound.com/pics/peter_evrard.jpg
and cool hair to.

Grow one now, otherwise somebody else will grow one and steal all the glory.

Behold the awesome power of bordome!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/proMonkey/misc/goatee.png
Dude, I'd totally respect you if you went with #5.

It's the Belgian idol-winner. ;)

yes, why not, as said before you can always shave it off.

:D that belgian idol winner is truly cool
(IMHO of course)

Dude, I'd totally respect you if you went with #5.
But then I'd have to spen money on a big, black cowboy hat... :)

So I polled the hot chick at my work who is indifferent to my three inch glory (eh? Ever think you'd hear a dude say that?........I am talking about my goatee........s-shutup) and she feels that you aren't a goatee person but was suprised at how good 1 and 2 looked.

Having now seen your picture-you are not a scruffy. Thats pretty clear. So to me, and this is just me though I know there are others out there like me (mostly other scruffies), a goatee would make you seem kinda like a square trying to convince himself he's cool. Here's the important thing-without the goatee you do not neccisarily come off as a square (though the tucked in shirt doesn't help)(a thick neck, maybe-but there would have to be other factors for a final analysis), I would only get that impression from the forced affectation of the beard.

So-unless of course you go for number 5, which I would totally respect you if you did-I'd have to say no goatee.

This thread is useless without pics!

But then I'd have to spen money on a big, black cowboy hat... :)
Or a bowler and a watch chain...oh oh-and a monocle and a pipe!

In response to the tucked in shirt comment. I have an excuse, I had just finished a performance with a group that you have to have a tucked in shirt.

In response to the tucked in shirt comment. I have an excuse, I had just finished a performance with a group that you have to have a tucked in shirt.
Good excuse... but then what's with the other guy?

You said tuck! :eek:

In response to the tucked in shirt comment. I have an excuse, I had just finished a performance with a group that you have to have a tucked in shirt.
Fair enough.

Good excuse... but then what's with the other guy?
This is aftrer the gig, I went to hang out with some freinds. They had just had a water fight. I just hadn't gotten around to untucking my shirt yet.

You said tuck! :eek:
Not that again. <_< :D

Or a bowler and a watch chain...oh oh-and a monocle and a pipe!

Dude, bowler straight up. As for te watch chain, already own one, for my tux. If they're (various groups I'm in) gonna make me were a tux, I'll make it look good.

Dude, bowler straight up. As for te watch chain, already own one, for my tux. If they're (various groups I'm in) gonna make me were a tux, I'll make it look good.
Ah I remember being in groups that required a tux....then I started getting into jazz groups where as long as I wasn't naked we where cool...

13, 666, 42! :headbang:

What did you do with my car, punk?

Ah I remember being in groups that required a tux....then I started getting into jazz groups where as long as I wasn't naked we where cool...
Got me a couple of those as well.

I shouldn't have put on that third option. Lot of perfectly good votes wasted....

So what to the ladies of NS think on this matter?

Yes grow a goatee, and get some length on that hair you look like a Mormon missionary.

Oh, and it looks like your friend wet himself.

Yes grow a goatee, and get some length on that hair you look like a Mormon missionary.

Oh, and it looks like your friend wet himself.

I've tried long hair. Looks kinda goofy on me.

What a waste of my 700th post.

bump

I have reached a crucial junction in my life. I have reached the point at which I must decide what form of facial hair (if any) I will sport for the next couple of weeks. I am currently working on a goatee. The people I interact with off of the net are split 2-2, so I am coming here for opinions (probably a stupid idea)

Goatee, or Notea

Pic: Branin (on left) (http://img58.exs.cx/img58/5371/kyleandme4my22af.jpg)
Grow a real beard like this nice man here. (http://img179.exs.cx/img179/5605/laden5ld.jpg)

Grow a soul patch, and grow your hair a bit too.

Grow a real beard like this nice man here. (http://img179.exs.cx/img179/5605/laden5ld.jpg)
*Shudders*

Eww.
I misread the title as "Should I grow a goatse?"

Eww. Eww eww ewwwwwww...

Grow a soul patch, and grow your hair a bit too.
Long hair doesn't work on me
tried it
*shudders*

Dude! your friend and I have the same hair and build and face. AHHHHH I have a double!

Dude! your friend and I have the same hair and build and face. AHHHHH I have a double!
After having seen your pic. True. Erie.

Sure ... why not?

http://www.unlc.biz/images/braningoatee.gif

Grow one now, otherwise somebody else will grow one and steal all the glory.

Behold the awesome power of bordome!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/proMonkey/misc/goatee.png
dude the second one or first will be best. more likely 2nd

Sure ... why not?

http://www.unlc.biz/images/braningoatee.gif
doesnt suite his personality. He needs a funner one.

doesnt suite his personality. He needs a funner one.

I was trying to match the hair style. A standard goatee for the classy-do.

Now, if you want something more fun ... hrmmm ...

Sure ... why not?

http://www.unlc.biz/images/braningoatee.gif
*shudders*

I was trying to match the hair style. A standard goatee for the classy-do.

Now, if you want something more fun ... hrmmm ...
why does the hmmm. scare me and im not even him. Its just that that gotea makes him look like a redneck from the backcountry of NY

*shudders*

Well I'm sure if you grew one, it would look a bit more natural. :D

You could try a full beard:

http://www.unlc.biz/images/braninbeard.gif

Oooh snap!

How about a classy turban!

http://www.unlc.biz/images/braninturban.gif

Osama bin Branin!

Rock on.

Oooh snap!

How about a classy turban!

http://www.unlc.biz/images/braninturban.gif

Osama bin Branin!

Rock on.
Hee, that's awesome. He just needs a bit of beard-length extension.
:D

Hee, that's awesome. He just needs a bit of beard-length extension.
:D

I was about to make him into a pirate, but I think I'm having way, way too much fun with this ...

I was about to make him into a pirate, but I think I'm having way, way too much fun with this ...
Ooh!

Branin the Pirate! It'll be a bold new fashion statement!

Ooh!

Branin the Pirate! It'll be a bold new fashion statement!


I'm looking for a decent parrot for the shoulder right now. :D

I'm also wondering how he'd look as a Spice Girl.

I'm also wondering how he'd look as a Spice Girl.
Hmm, Branin doesn't hit me as the sort that could cross well, but with a bit of image-editing magic, it just might work.
:D

Hmm, Branin doesn't hit me as the sort that could cross well, but with a bit of image-editing magic, it just might work.
:D

Well my talent is mediocre and amateurish at best, but I'll give it a good go!

Well my talent is mediocre and amateurish at best, but I'll give it a good go!

Waiting for the good go...

I liked the pirate idea though.

Well I'm sure if you grew one, it would look a bit more natural. :D

You could try a full beard:

http://www.unlc.biz/images/braninbeard.gif


Looks like some sort of deranged bassist. Wait a second.... I am a deranged bassist. I'd give it a try but hair doesn't grow on a bit right by my cheekbones. Only the chin, upper lip, and sideburns

I have reached a crucial junction in my life. I have reached the point at which I must decide what form of facial hair (if any) I will sport for the next couple of weeks. I am currently working on a goatee. The people I interact with off of the net are split 2-2, so I am coming here for opinions (probably a stupid idea)

Goatee, or Notea

Pic: Branin (on left) (http://img58.exs.cx/img58/5371/kyleandme4my22af.jpg)

Yes, but if you do, cute the rest of your hair the same length, and maintain them both, it's a versatile look, for me it works with casual, dress, and work clothes

I have reached a crucial junction in my life. I have reached the point at which I must decide what form of facial hair (if any) I will sport for the next couple of weeks. I am currently working on a goatee. The people I interact with off of the net are split 2-2, so I am coming here for opinions (probably a stupid idea)

Goatee, or Notea

Pic: Branin (on left) (http://img58.exs.cx/img58/5371/kyleandme4my22af.jpg)
I have my own goatee, so don't be afraid to grow your own :)

I have my own goatee, so don't be afraid to grow your own :)
How similar is your facial structur to mine?

How similar is your facial structur to mine?
Not much, I think...
http://img62.exs.cx/img62/7859/eugene22ci.png
http://img65.exs.cx/img65/1687/eugene37nn.png

Not much, I think...
http://img62.exs.cx/img62/7859/eugene22ci.png
http://img65.exs.cx/img65/1687/eugene37nn.png
No, not much indeed.

If there were an "ugliest guy" contest here, I'd win that by a landslide! :D

If there were an "ugliest guy" contest here, I'd win that by a landslide! :D
I'd whoop ya.

I'd whoop ya.
Let's have someone start the contest so we can find out :D

Let's have someone start the contest so we can find out :D
I tried. IT got deated.

The consensus in the poll is no, but in posts it seems to be yes. Of course way to many people are wondering what I did to their car.

Dilema

:confused:

bump

First off, I am the ugliest person here, far and away. None of you can ever hope to beat me. Once I get a recent picture of myself, I will show it to you.

Second off, I would say you should grow a goatee. I myself have a goatee and have had facial hair since high school; frankly I can't picture myself without facial hair of some sort. I also notice I can get away with not shaving longer than if I didn't have facial hair...though it was even nicer when I had a full beard; I could go days without shaving.

I could go days without shaving.
I actually go for months with out shaving! And I still have only a little bit of hair, rather than a full blown beard. I'm hoping to have a viking-style beard someday...

I'm hoping to have a viking-style beard someday...
YES!!!
We need more Viking fashion nowadays!

Congratulations, you win a piece of yellow paper!

I am the ugliest person here

:headbang: Nope. See the osama bin branin pic for proof

YES!!!
We need more Viking fashion nowadays!

Congratulations, you win a piece of yellow paper!
OOC: Great!

What's it for?

IC: I heard somewhere that the more often you shave, the faster your beard grows. Is that true at all?

OOC: Great!

What's it for?
Beats me. And no, not in the sense of the paper is for beating me with.
At least I hope not.
IC: I heard somewhere that the more often you shave, the faster your beard grows. Is that true at all?
Well, it's true up til a point. Like if you've never shaved, and you're growing from that, it'll grow really really slow. But the effect of magnifying growth rate seems to stop somewhere, I guess.

Beats me. And no, not in the sense of the paper is for beating me with.
At least I hope not.
Ha. Nope. I'll probably use it for scratch.
Well, it's true up til a point. Like if you've never shaved, and you're growing from that, it'll grow really really slow. But the effect of magnifying growth rate seems to stop somewhere, I guess.
So, if I shaved every day, then what?

:headbang: Nope. See the osama bin branin pic for proof
Dude, you still have all your hair-I started losing mine when I was your age. And yet, whats left is long and straggly. And thin.

We've already covered three inch long goatee and the fu manchu. On a big ol' cracker. My eyes are sunken and almost always pretty dark, giving the impression that my eyeballs reside somewhere in the middle of my head.

I don't have shoulders so much as I have arms that spring from my neck.

You two are average looking. Mothers grab thier children in my presence (though children love me), people in cars lock their door when I drive by. My knickname is walrus.

I am playing self-esteem crush one up-manship on the net.....that can't be good....

I am playing self-esteem crush one up-manship on the net.....that can't be good....
You can borrow some of my Wellbutrin.
:D

Dude, you still have all your hair-I started losing mine when I was your age.

Actually mine is begging to thin. I just had a whole hell of a lot to begin with so it doesj't show much. But if my horrendous looks aren't enough to win an ugly contest, my abbrasive personality will:D.

Anyway, should I grow a goatee?

Actually mine is begging to thin. I just had a whole hell of a lot to begin with so it doesj't show much. But if my horrendous looks aren't enough to win an ugly contest, my abbrasive personality will:D.

Anyway, should I grow a goatee?
No, you are not a scruffy. A goatee will make you appear like a square trying to cover. Without the goat you do not neccisarily look like a square, but a goat would give you away. (Re-iterating earlier post)

109 views, 108 replies. Not a bad ratio.

Sure grow one why not.

others have posted before me but boredom lent me to get out my photoshop and try this.

clicky clicky (http://www.music-utopia.com/images/goatee copy.jpg)

Go for a walrus 'tash, like Merv Hughes
http://usa.cricinfo.com/perl/picture.cgi/054987

Or failing that, bugger grips.

109 views, 108 replies. Not a bad ratio.
Whoops, better reply then. :D

I've tried long hair. Looks kinda goofy on me.

What a waste of my 700th post.


It wouldn't look goofy if you had a goatee.


What a waste of my 508th post.

I am officially gonna give Branin an Extreme Makeover!

go for it

ok here it is. Your colour is a little off on your camera. Branin Please forgive me. It was all in good fun!
http://img168.exs.cx/img168/5651/branin5zz.jpg

ok here it is. Your colour is a little off on your camera. http://img168.exs.cx/img168/5651/branin5zz.jpg

Could we see that with a dress? :D

You might as well try it out. You really have nothing to lose. I mean, if it doesn't work out you can just shave it off, but on the other hand, if it turns out that a goatee would look good on you on you don't try it, you'll never know.

Ok here is one that makes him look like three other people.http://img164.exs.cx/img164/3867/branin26pz.jpg

Could we see that with a dress? :D
That particular one, maybe Ill try but here is another in dress
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/JewbuddhaBoy/Besseddressed.bmp anyone want any particular dress on the evil twin?

I'd say yes, grow a goatee, but only if you cut your hair shorter.

I'd say yes, grow a goatee, but only if you cut your hair shorter.
I geuss you didnt catch a view of him in a dress

I geuss you didnt catch a view of him in a dress
I was trying to put it out of my mind, actually. :p

Previous to the last year I'd sported a goatee for aproximately 3 years, and I loved having on.

My answer to you would ask one question. Do you have a job? During my first year at university, I found it extremely difficult to get a job while having one, yet as soon as I got rid of it and applied to a few places, I had more offers than I knew what to do with.

Having said that, I still grow it back every opportunity I get.

So basically, if you have nothing to lose, go for it, try it out, if you don't like it you can always get rid of it.

That particular one, maybe Ill try but here is another in dress
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/JewbuddhaBoy/Besseddressed.bmp anyone want any particular dress on the evil twin?


Perhaps something in a pink chiffon? :D

Perhaps something in a pink chiffon? :D
Mmm, yes, something a bit frillier for the lady...err...man.
It should show a bit more cleavage, too.
Ooh, so risque!
:D

THIS is a real goatee!

http://www.isound.com/pics/peter_evrard.jpg
I was gonna say don tempt me but too late.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/JewbuddhaBoy/nicegotae.jpg

Mmm, yes, something a bit frillier for the lady...err...man.
It should show a bit more cleavage, too.
Ooh, so risque!
:D
You guys are making me laugh to much to try and even find a dress like that.

Branin will probably personally kill each of us once he figure out what's been happening...
:p

Branin will probably personally kill each of us once he figure out what's been happening...
:p
Nah Buddha boy and I are friends of him. (or should I say were?) But the moment every guys has been waiting for has arrived. This is every guys dream girl, right here.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/JewbuddhaBoy/Braninbestyet.jpg

I'd say yes, grow a goatee, but only if you cut your hair shorter.
Yay, the advice of a lady! :fluffle:

Branin will probably personally kill each of us once he figure out what's been happening...
:p
*kills* all of you

J/K Actually I think this is freakin hilarous, and kind of cool that you guys kept this going while I was gone.

*kills* all of you

J/K Actually I think this is freakin hilarous, and kind of cool that you guys kept this going while I was gone.
I doctored up that last image some more. http://img167.exs.cx/img167/5236/braninbestyet3uq.jpg

*shudders*

why is my cat wearing a lime? isnt signed on

why is my cat wearing a lime? isnt signed on
That is because it isn't working :( . Stupid microsoft.

Okay-I'm on MSN now.

Ok One final one by request of Branin himself. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/JewbuddhaBoy/Yetagianinblue.jpg

*shudders*

make it a Van Dyke

What exactly is a van dyke?

YES! And grow your hair!

Grow one now, otherwise somebody else will grow one and steal all the glory.

Behold the awesome power of bordome!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/proMonkey/misc/goatee.png
Yes go with #4 almost a perfect Merv Hughes

What exactly is a van dyke?
Ill find a good link hopefully :)
Their was a nice Mo thread on NS but i lost it awesome Lego Mo's in there.

YES! And grow your hair!
I keep getting the hair thing. I've always thought long hair would look really strange on me.

I keep getting the hair thing. I've always thought long hair would look really strange on me.
Have you ever tried it?

Long hair is cool.

Have you ever tried it?


Not super long. Just a little over my ears. Started to get really curly. Chopped it off.

Not super long. Just a little over my ears. Started to get really curly. Chopped it off.
like "I could be in the jackson five" curly?

That sucks

like "I could be in the jackson five" curly?

That sucks
Hey! I have curly hair!

Oh wait... I'm a she, that would be alright then, wouldn't it? :)

Hey! I have curly hair!

Oh wait... I'm a she, that would be alright then, wouldn't it? :)
As long as it's....long.... yes!

As long as it's....long.... yes!
Whew! I'm good. :D

Hey! I have curly hair!

Oh wait... I'm a she, that would be alright then, wouldn't it? :)
That would be just fine. ;)

I keep getting the hair thing. I've always thought long hair would look really strange on me.
Shave it. Go chrome, then the goatee wouldn't look so out of place.

Of course, then you'd look like the, like, billion other dudes running around with thier heads shaved and sporting goatees...

At least thats the case up here in Nor Cal. Especially in Sac-not so much here in Santa Cruz.

Shave it. Go chrome, then the goatee wouldn't look so out of place.

Of course, then you'd look like the, like, billion other dudes running around with thier heads shaved and sporting goatees...

At least thats the case up here in Nor Cal. Especially in Sac-not so much here in Santa Cruz.
Then I dress in black and brown and start (yet another) rock bant to fail miserably. :)
*rocks out*

Then I dress in black and brown and start (yet another) rock bant to fail miserably. :)
*rocks out*
If you grow my goatee and have the shaved head you can start an 'unappriciated' hard rockin' band. (end up looking like the bass player in Queens of the Stoned Age or that dude from Anthrax)

If you grow my goatee and have the shaved head you can start an 'unappriciated' hard rockin' band. (end up looking like the bass player in Queens of the Stoned Age or that dude from Anthrax)
Queens of the stone age=liked all of it I have heard.

And actually, I play bass as my primary instrument.

Or don't shave your head, grow the goatee, start the band and die of an overdose (Layne Stayley).

Or (crazy "dream" that will never happen) get a band together. Play something but play it well. Grow mullets, and dress weird. Call oursleves Mullet Disastear.

Queens of the stone age=liked all of it I have heard.

And actually, I play bass as my primary instrument.
I've only heard that one song. Which was kinda hookie...I only listened to it because in the video the bass player had my beard

Someone should photoshop a maynard on you. (a goat that is just on your chin with no stache, ala Maynard G. Krebs, beatnick friend of Dobie Gillis-abley played by Bob "Gilligan" Denver)
http://www.encore4.net/livelyset/media/pics/dwayne_h/dob-mayn.jpg

http://usa.cricinfo.com/db/PLAYERS/AUS/H/HUGHES_MG_02001792/
http://www.nre.vic.gov.au/agvic/ihd/resources/mr-980325.htm
http://www.tshirts365.com/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=851
http://www.sportsfan.com.au/shop/pimages/88_thumb.jpg

Before making any decisions, Consult the other half. If she doesn't approve, do it. If she does, Then refer to your responses on the thread.

Before making any decisions, Consult the other half. If she doesn't approve, do it. If she does, Then refer to your responses on the thread.
Bah-I shaved my glorious goat for a chick once. I was happier with the goatee.


It's your chin, your rules.

I can't belive this got so many replies. And it is still going. Wow.

I have one and reccomend them for other men with one condition:

Your testicles ae producing enough testosterone to fill it in thickly.
If you're not there yet, don't grow a scraggly piece that looks like you slathered on some glue and rolled your chin on your cat.This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have read all day.

So I'm kinda old but not too old. When I graduated High School I got into beat literature and was already into jazz, so on a lark I grew a goatee to match Herb Caen's caracature of the beats. At the time people went-"Dude, where's the rest of your beard?" Then Seatle started hemeroging bands and all of a sudden every little scrapper was running around with a goatee. Little bastards. So I thought I'd try the goatee that Mathew Brodrick had in Glory. I screwed it up and wound up with Uncle Sam's beard instead. But then, as investment bankers started having goatees, a bunch of those scrappers started growing more complex beards and again I was in a crowd. So I died mine green. And did the Salvador Dali thing with my 'stache. By then I was putting way too much time into my facial hair and gave it all up. So I still have my Uncle Sam goat and a Fu Manchu (because thats what happens when you stop putting it up) and silently hate the posers, but realise that it doesn't really matter.

On the plus side, everyone recognizes me which is good for what I do.

So-one side says "NO!!! POSER!!! Enough with the facial hair, leave it for the real." The other says do what you want.
Ok, I was wrong. This is funnier.

Those two are rather funny.

I've only heard that one song. Which was kinda hookie...I only listened to it because in the video the bass player had my beard

Someone should photoshop a maynard on you. (a goat that is just on your chin with no stache, ala Maynard G. Krebs, beatnick friend of Dobie Gillis-abley played by Bob "Gilligan" Denver)
http://www.encore4.net/livelyset/media/pics/dwayne_h/dob-mayn.jpg
Ok even I refuse to do that one.

Ok even I refuse to do that one.
You'd dis the Maynard!?!?!?!? It's a classic!

I also draw the line at the Merv.

You'd dis the Maynard!?!?!?!? It's a classic!
Im beging to wonder what you like is it the player pics, no i dont think so. The intrege is killing me.

Im beging to wonder what you like is it the player pics, no i dont think so. The intrege is killing me.
Wha-huh?

Wha-huh?

So I'm kinda old but not too old. When I graduated High School I got into beat literature and was already into jazz, so on a lark I grew a goatee to match Herb Caen's caracature of the beats. At the time people went-"Dude, where's the rest of your beard?" Then Seatle started hemeroging bands and all of a sudden every little scrapper was running around with a goatee. Little bastards. So I thought I'd try the goatee that Mathew Brodrick had in Glory. I screwed it up and wound up with Uncle Sam's beard instead. But then, as investment bankers started having goatees, a bunch of those scrappers started growing more complex beards and again I was in a crowd. So I died mine green. And did the Salvador Dali thing with my 'stache. By then I was putting way too much time into my facial hair and gave it all up. So I still have my Uncle Sam goat and a Fu Manchu (because thats what happens when you stop putting it up) and silently hate the posers, but realise that it doesn't really matter.

On the plus side, everyone recognizes me which is good for what I do.

So-one side says "NO!!! POSER!!! Enough with the facial hair, leave it for the real." The other says do what you want.

this post intrigues me. It make the Jewish Buddhist boy very angry. (no Im not gay) I just havent heard of that discription before.

this post intrigues me. It make the Jewish Buddhist boy very angry. (no Im not gay) I just havent heard of that discription before.
If it was possible, I'm less aware of your question.

If it was possible, I'm less aware of your question.
The description of your "goatee" is very strange and I therefore wanted to see it. Understand now?

The description of your "goatee" is very strange and I therefore wanted to see it. Understand now?
Aha. So much easier when you use your words.

Not a full beard, or partial beard usually centered on the chin (the ones on the cheeks are mutton chops)

"Should I grow a goatee?"

No. I think you should grow a goatse instead! :D

Ok even I refuse to do that one.
As do I, and it's my goatee we're discussing.

"Should I grow a goatee?"

No. I think you should grow a goatse instead! :D

\what is a goatse? I feel like such a reatard. I understand the beard of CTOAN now.

As do I, and it's my goatee we're discussing.
I mean using photoshop, bugger no no msn.

I mean using photoshop, bugger no no msn.
And there is to be no MSN, not tonight.

And there is to be no MSN, not tonight.
It doesnt matter I found another new bestr Nser friend. But hay it lasted three days and I forgot your name again. lol I am a retard.

Hey, Branin, at the time I wrote this it is almost an exact tie between the three options.

How profoundly odd.

It's 49-48-49.

Hey, Branin, at the time I wrote this it is almost an exact tie between the three options.

How profoundly odd.

It's 49-48-49.
Yes. Odd. I am regreting putting that last one in. Eating up 49 perfectly good voters. Besides, I didn't do anything with anybody's car.:D :innocent:

Yes. Odd. I am regreting putting that last one in. Eating up 49 perfectly good voters. Besides, I didn't do anything with anybody's car.:D :innocent:
sure, keep telling yourself that.

Only if:
1. It's a Lenin Goatee.
2. Or you become a Kung Fu master, move to a remote monestary, and grow a FumanChoo
3. NO MOLESTAUCHES!!!

I also draw the line at the Merv.
Dont dis the Merv hes a Legend

Well it's really up to you, not something other people can answer for you... I've had one for years, and I've never considered shaving it off, but I've got a moustache with it, and I can't imagine one without the other. ;)

You can always try it just to see. It's not as though it'll be permanent if you end up not liking it...

Hey wheres Osama Bin Branin?

Hey wheres Osama Bin Branin?
Gone far far away. WHere is Branin himself?