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So, one day God decides he doesn't like you and he was going to sick a plague of some sort upon you. Being that he likes alternative punishments, he decides to let you choose between what type of plague you're going to have to deal with. Your options are:

1. A massive, really nasty plague. Kinda like a horde of locusts or frogs or something. With this one though, the plague is going to last for a relatively short time, but it will be insanely unpleasant.

2. A whole bunch of stupid annoying plagues. Things like having batteries run out in your CD player really quick, or the electric window motor in your car breaking repeatedly. The downside to this one is that it will keep going on for like two years.

3. Band Camp. Need I say more?

4. You will never be allowed to wear a hat ever again.

So, which is your choice?

(poll coming)

I wouldn't say no to a band camp if the band was, for an example, Daft Punk. ;)

Or he could decide that he really likes you and hit you with them all at once.

But if he didn't like you, wouldn't he just throw you with a huge thunderball and , after your death, cast you in hell for eternal torture?

I wouldn't say no to a band camp if the band was, for an example, Daft Punk. ;)
Oh no, not fun band camp, Marching Band Camp, with a chain smoking chief director who is having an affair with the assistant director.

I don't really like wearing hats anyway, so I chose that one.
Is there a hidden catch that I'm missing?

I don't really like wearing hats anyway, so I chose that one.
Is there a hidden catch that I'm missing?
nope, just no hats.

I'm already subject to a version of #2, so I'll pick that one. Besides, I like to wear hats occasionally.

So, one day God decides he doesn't like you and he was going to sick a plague of some sort upon you. Being that he likes alternative punishments, he decides to let you choose between what type of plague you're going to have to deal with. Your options are:

1. A massive, really nasty plague. Kinda like a horde of locusts or frogs or something. With this one though, the plague is going to last for a relatively short time, but it will be insanely unpleasant.

2. A whole bunch of stupid annoying plagues. Things like having batteries run out in your CD player really quick, or the electric window motor in your car breaking repeatedly. The downside to this one is that it will keep going on for like two years.

3. Band Camp. Need I say more?

4. You will never be allowed to wear a hat ever again.

So, which is your choice?

(poll coming)

I'd prefer to be in the segment of the population upon whom the plagues don't fall.

But if he didn't like you, wouldn't he just throw you with a huge thunderball and , after your death, cast you in hell for eternal torture?
He likes creative punishment :D

You should also think the camp from the other perspective.
Do you think it's going to be fun for the others in the camp when I'm there torturing them?
I could sign them some great hits by Captain Jack or maybe even Vanilla Ice himself (Vanilla Ice, baby!).
It would be a really nice experience for my twisted little mind.

ill take the quick but nasty. itll be a post traumatic stress nightmare soon enough and i can get back on with my life.

My favorite Biblical plague is hemorrhoids (or "emerods").

The Philistines were plagued in the ass by these after they stole the Ark of the Covenant.

http://www.godrules.net/library/kjv/kjv1sam6.htm

They had to also make golden ones to offer to the Lord to make it stop (along with golden mice).

If an archaeologist ever digs these up, I can envision that he or she will take the day off to laugh really hard (wow, what are these golden things.... wait a minute, there are five golden mice in this box...)

Band camp? Does this plague involve a flute?

anything but the 4th choice. I feel almost naked if I go outside without wearing a hat

I can sleep without a hat.
Los Banditos though? Different story.

I can sleep without a hat.
Los Banditos though? Different story.
Yeah, I am going bald. The hat is, with out a doubt, a need. I hate genetics.