NationStates Jolt Archive

ouch. And this was only 2 years ago. What a fuckup.

Yay, a drunk post! Probably best not to kill yourself though.

Have you ever burnt your pubes while dancing naked around a fire?

Don't kill yourself. Drink more and pass out. You'll feel better in the morining (or afternoon or whatever). Actually you will probably feel like hammered shit, but don't kill yourself.

Try not to type. Just sleep.

Yay, a drunk post! Probably best not to kill yourself though.

Have you ever burnt your pubes while dancing naked around a fire?

OMG leggesless pirates quote...



nah not gonna kill myslef, i dunno why i said that... I might keep posting drun kf tho.... im being mparanoid atgin..... mighjt be coherent soon.














chers guyts...

Yay, a drunk post! Probably best not to kill yourself though.

Have you ever burnt your pubes while dancing naked around a fire?
:fluffle:

OMG leggesless pirates quote...

:D

*thumbs up* You're all-right, man.

its 415am,. im drinkgi n voda and listening to dejavoodoo (my fav band ur fav band) should i kill myself>



OI ask you Blatent sillines (brit states) matye....
Nah man, in tests 10 out of 10 spammers who commit suicide cease providing entertaining posts.
In all seriousness man, go get some sleep- you will feel different in the morning, and if you dont we can talk then;)

Nah man, in tests 10 out of 10 spammers who commit suicide cease providing entertaining posts.
In all seriousness man, go get some sleep- you will feel different in the morning, and if you dont we can talk then;)
No way! Sleep is for homosexuals :eek:

Here's some humor to cheer you up.

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/1166/michaelmoore758bn.jpg

Nah man, in tests 10 out of 10 spammers who commit suicide cease providing entertaining posts.
In all seriousness man, go get some sleep- you will feel different in the morning, and if you dont we can talk then;)

ok cooll bro see u then .


I think im spposed to be playing cricket in like 6 hours. Im a keeper so its gonna be an issue if im drunk and trying to cathc...

No way! Sleep is for homosexuals :eek:
See you are confusing "sleep' with "sodomy", cut down on the rum matey.

No way! Sleep is for homosexuals :eek:

You know what would be fun? If a few of us decided to get really drunk one night, post a thread, and laugh at it in the morning (or night, depending on time zone).

No way! Sleep is for homosexuals :eek:


fuk ofgf u homophobe.;;;



what happened u were cool til u srtatred hating ppl....

fuk ofgf u homophobe.;;;



what happened u were cool til u srtatred hating ppl....
Good night mate, go get sleep you want to get rest before the cricket match.

SLEEP DAMMIT!!!!

(says the person awake at 2.23am)

fuk ofgf u homophobe.;;;



what happened u were cool til u srtatred hating ppl....
I am a homophobe? :eek:

I will hereby prove otherwise:







:fluffle:

See you are confusing "sleep' with "sodomy", cut down on the rum matey.
So Monkeypimp should get some sodomy - and then he'll feel different in the morning?

man u know id score pireate mate...




wat?? ists like half 4 here.... what r u on baou?/\



yay living in NZ....fukin ozzies...

Monkeypimp is scaring me....

man u know id score pireate mate...




wat?? ists like half 4 here.... what r u on baou?/\



yay living in NZ....fukin ozzies...
Cricket sleep match read forum need no good night

Monkeypimp is scaring me....

Don't be scared. I don't think he can bite. Or scratch. At least not from that distance :)

man u know id score pireate mate...




wat?? ists like half 4 here.... what r u on baou?/\



yay living in NZ....fukin ozzies...
:D I wish I was half as drunk yesterday night

Don't be scared. I don't think he can bite. Or scratch. At least not from that distance :)

I'd love to down a bottle of Jack tonight, but I have work in the morning... I'll have to wait 'till sunday.

I'd love to down a bottle of Jack tonight, but I have work in the morning... I'll have to wait 'till sunday.

Hee, that would be cool. I might join in the revelry. I have a bottle of Irish whiskey sitting here and a dribble of Jack.

*pokes Monkeypimp*

He fell asleep on the keyboard

its 415am,. im drinkgi n voda and listening to dejavoodoo (my fav band ur fav band) should i kill myself>



OI ask you Blatent sillines (brit states) matye....
Do it! kill urself before you get sober and piss the world off for another day! :D

mate drink some water and get some sleep

I'd love to down a bottle of Jack tonight, but I have work in the morning... I'll have to wait 'till sunday.
You should switch to Jim Beam. I and many others are boycotting Jack Daniels.

fukin ozzies...
ill forget you said this if you get some sleep

You should switch to Jim Beam. I and many others are boycotting Jack Daniels.
That's stupid. Why would you boycot a drink?

Do it! kill urself before you get sober and piss the world off for another day! :D

Just because someone said that to you, doesn't mean you should say it to others. ;)

You should switch to Jim Beam. I and many others are boycotting Jack Daniels.
Why?

You should switch to Jim Beam. I and many others are boycotting Jack Daniels.
Something only a drunk commie would say.

You should switch to Jim Beam. I and many others are boycotting Jack Daniels.


im on vodka and beer and i think i just cut my hair or somrging

Why?
Jack used to be 90 proof. Then it dropped to 86. Recently they dropped it to 80. The price hasn't dropped, but the product has been watered down. You can read all about it, sign a petition, and email the distillery from Modern Drunkard Magazine's website.

im on vodka and beer and i think i just cut my hair or somrging
get on the water mate it is your friend

Jack used to be 90 proof. Then it dropped to 86. Recently they dropped it to 80. The price hasn't dropped, but the product has been watered down. You can read all about it, sign a petition, and email the distillery from Modern Drunkard Magazine's website.

Meh, if you're that desperate, drink absynthe... 80% Vol there I think... I had some and nearly choked to death.

Meh, if you're that desperate, drink absynthe... 80% Vol there I think... I had some and nearly choked to death.
It's not desperation, it's the principle of the thing.

It's not desperation, it's the principle of the thing.

As long as i'm drunk, I don't give a F*ck.

As long as i'm drunk, I don't give a F*ck.
A respectable position to take. :D

It's not desperation, it's the principle of the thing.
Principles are all fun....



... but then you get drunk

A respectable position to take. :D

As long as jack keeps it's flavour, i'll keep drinkin' it.

Meh, if you're that desperate, drink absynthe... 80% Vol there I think... I had some and nearly choked to death.

No, it's not very pleasant. It certainly does the job though.

No, it's not very pleasant. It certainly does the job though.

wat a alchy au....









DRUNKADR

I used to make a drink containing Vodka and marijuanna extract. It's not absinthe, but it's fun.

Meh, if you're that desperate, drink absynthe... 80% Vol there I think... I had some and nearly choked to death.
isnt that illegal in America?

Monkey you from NZ??

wat a alchy au....









DRUNKADR

I R TEH DRUNKADOR!

I R TEH drunx0r! Not you!

isnt that illegal in America?
Sadly, yes. But it can be ordered on the web.

In the UK, Absynthe is legal.

Monkey you from NZ??


NSH IM FROM NZS SWARING CAPITAL whakatane..........

u only know ns cos craing told u...


i told craig babout ns.. I went out wif hjis gf for like 4 dayts.

I used to make a drink containing Vodka and marijuanna extract. It's not absinthe, but it's fun.

Wow. I want some.

In the UK, Absynthe is legal.













even im tooo drunk to touch thant sh it. i got vodka somewhere though. and im wear ing my top form inline hockeyt.

even im tooo drunk to touch thant sh it. i got vodka somewhere though. and im wear ing my top form inline hockeyt.
go to sleep

Bro I'm from wellington hahaha! Fuck Whakatane, that's a hole man.. And if you're playing cricket today you should get the hell off here and sleep! Wait.. Actually..I play cricket aswell and I played slighty drunk from night before one time and got 51* :confused: so I dunno. Maybe it's good to be completly wasted?

I'd tranquilise him, but with the alcahol content in his blood it'd be like giving horlicks to a lion..

Wow. I want some.
Take a good amount of weed, low grade is ok.
Soak it in everclear grain alcohol until the alcohol is deep emerald green.
Pour out the liquid and add more fresh everclear to the remaining weed.
Dry the green liquid until you get a sort of resin sticking to the bottom and sides of the container.
Scrape it up and add it to a bottle of good vodka.
Enjoy.

The resin can also be smoked.

even im tooo drunk to touch thant sh it. i got vodka somewhere though. and im wear ing my top form inline hockeyt.
mate as much as I like you, your starting to get on my nerves

Go to sleep

Take a good amount of weed, low grade is ok.
Soak it in everclear grain alcohol until the alcohol is deep emerald green.
Pour out the liquid and add more fresh everclear to the remaining weed.
Dry the green liquid until you get a sort of resin sticking to the bottom and sides of the container.
Scrape it up and add it to a bottle of good vodka.
Enjoy.

The resin can also be smoked.

That's unbelievably awesome. Definitely going to try that one day. Thanks :D

Chloroform?

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TG!

TG!
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I like Pepsi

A constant question for drunks:

http://img24.exs.cx/img24/4257/snap0115oi.jpg

Hm, I woke up a few hours ago to go into town with my sister to get my mother a bday present. I have no idea how i made it, but now I have to go play cricket and then go to work. I'll be back later tonight with stories about how many catches I spilled with the gloves on today.

Cheers guys.

Hm, I woke up a few hours ago to go into town with my sister to get my mother a bday present. I have no idea how i made it, but now I have to go play cricket and then go to work. I'll be back later tonight with stories about how many catches I spilled with the gloves on today.

Cheers guys.
Good luck buddy

We batted first and the top order decided not to fall apart this week, so I found some shade and slept for an hour before I went out to bat and made 4 whole runs before being bowled going for the big slog (there were only a few overs left). At least we won.

We batted first and the top order decided not to fall apart this week, so I found some shade and slept for an hour before I went out to bat and made 4 whole runs before being bowled going for the big slog (there were only a few overs left). At least we won.
Cool. Glad to see you are fighting fit again;)
theres a a situation in AR requiring your attention btw.

Sadly, yes. But it can be ordered on the web.
Really?
Wow. I didn't know that.