Who wants their irises scrutinised?
Nova Terra Australis
21-01-2005, 13:16
Does iridology work? Post a close up pic of your eye (in detail and good light), and if I can tell you what's wrong with you, it must! If not, well... um... nothing ventured, nothing gained. ;)
BTW, I think it does work, so I challenge everyone to prove me wrong.
I can tell what's wrong with me, the flash on my camera blinded me.
(just kidding.)
Nova Terra Australis
21-01-2005, 13:21
I can tell what's wrong with me, the flash on my camera blinded me.
(just kidding.)
A common complication in this area. :D
Findecano Calaelen
21-01-2005, 13:22
give me a sec to find my camera
which eye you want?
A common complication in this area. :D
Actually, i'm scared as to what you might dig up. :p
"Ah, you have Mad Cow Disease, Smallpox, Cirrhosis, Lung Cancer and Rabies. Oh, and lay off the blue mushrooms."
Alinania
21-01-2005, 13:28
:eek: will that do? I tried to open my eyes real wide ...
Nova Terra Australis
21-01-2005, 13:29
Actually, i'm scared as to what you might dig up. :p
"Ah, you have Mad Cow Disease, Smallpox, Cirrhosis, Lung Cancer and Rabies. Oh, and lay off the blue mushrooms."
:) Well, If you did have lung cancer, etc. it could be good to know about the possibility and see a doctor to check it out. ;) Also, I can send you the results privately if you so desire. (And some things I wouldn't post publicly anyway. :eek: )
Nova Terra Australis
21-01-2005, 13:31
:eek: will that do? I tried to open my eyes real wide ...
Hmmm... judging from that 'photo', you have absolutely nothing wrong with you. (though I have some doubts about your being human. :p )
:) Well, If you did have lung cancer, etc. it could be good to know about the possibility and see a doctor to check it out. ;) Also, I can send you the results privately if you so desire. (And some things I wouldn't post publicly anyway. :eek: )
I think I'd notice if I had lung cancer! *puffs on cigarrette* *coughs up blood*
Alinania
21-01-2005, 13:34
Hmmm... judging from that 'photo', you have absolutely nothing wrong with you. (though I have some doubts about your being human. :p )
yay, i passed! :D
this thread was waaaaay funnier when I misread irises as anuses in the title
Findecano Calaelen
21-01-2005, 13:40
give me a sec to find my camera
which eye you want?
left, right, middle?
does it matter?
Squealopia
21-01-2005, 13:41
this thread was waaaaay funnier when I misread irises as anuses in the title
Very, very LOL
This so deserves a haiku
Hahahahaha
Nova Terra Australis
21-01-2005, 13:41
I think I'd notice if I had lung cancer! *puffs on cigarrette* *coughs up blood*
That reminds me of my first-aid class: "Now everyone, turn to the person sitting next to you and and check for signs of circulation." *Everyone feels each other's necks* "I didn't ask you to check their pulse people, just signs of circulation!" (It takes a lot less time after that. :D )
Findecano Calaelen
21-01-2005, 13:41
this thread was waaaaay funnier when I misread irises as anuses in the title
you should have posted it or something
Nova Terra Australis
21-01-2005, 13:43
left, right, middle?
does it matter?
Oh, right. Um, yes - both.
Nova Terra Australis
21-01-2005, 13:51
this thread was waaaaay funnier when I misread irises as anuses in the title
Seeing as I am somewhat lacking in... probes... at the moment (And then there's the whole distance problem), that thread will probably be awhile. :p
Findecano Calaelen
21-01-2005, 14:03
you know its really hard to take pictures of your eyes while you cant see were you are aiming
Findecano Calaelen
21-01-2005, 14:07
any hints on how to take close up photos?
Alinania
21-01-2005, 14:08
any hints on how to take close up photos?
webcam?
Nova Terra Australis
21-01-2005, 14:10
you know its really hard to take pictures of your eyes while you cant see were you are aiming
:D I recommend using a mirror with a bright lamp. Hold the camera under your chin.
Findecano Calaelen
21-01-2005, 14:49
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/findcale/DSC00694.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/findcale/DSC00695.jpg
lets see how good you are mate
*note* I hate that stupid eye brow which goes both ways
Nova Terra Australis
21-01-2005, 15:09
lets see how good you are mate
Ok, well the reflections don't help, and your eyelids are covering parts, but...
nothing I can see currently wrong with you. I reckon you have had in the past: kidney problems, damage to plevis, twisted testicles, diaphragm trouble, spleen injuries. Anywhere close?
Findecano Calaelen
21-01-2005, 15:13
Ok, well the reflections don't help, and your eyelids are covering parts, but...
nothing I can see currently wrong with you. I reckon you have had in the past: kidney problems, damage to plevis, twisted testicles, diaphragm trouble, spleen injuries. Anywhere close?
not bad but your still missing a few
Nova Terra Australis
21-01-2005, 15:16
not bad but your still missing a few
Really, I got some right? I'm really only assessing from the lower torso down due to those reflections :(
Findecano Calaelen
21-01-2005, 15:23
Really, I got some right?
well no, not really, none that I remember anyway,
Ill give you another shot maybe in the morning when I can take better pics
if I get around to it
Nova Terra Australis
21-01-2005, 15:32
well no, not really, none that I remember anyway,
Ill give you another shot maybe in the morning when I can take better pics
if I get around to it
:D OK, I think I'll go to bed now. In the mean time, do all feel free to post pics and I'll 'scrutinise' them in the morning. ;)