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Wacky theories? Iranians?

Vegas-Rex
21-01-2005, 03:42
This post serves a dual purpose. First, I would like to hear from anyone who believes something really weird (sex should be banned, evolution is not real, atlantis taught us to build pyramids). Second, I would like to talk to anyone who lives in Iran about what sorts of political views they have. I am not implying any sort of connection, I just want to fit two posts in one.
Bodies Without Organs
21-01-2005, 03:51
I believe that combining two completely unrelated subjects into a single thread is a really good idea and is unlikely to lead to confusion or complication. Is that weird enough for you?
Vegas-Rex
21-01-2005, 04:12
I believe that combining two completely unrelated subjects into a single thread is a really good idea and is unlikely to lead to confusion or complication. Is that weird enough for you?

I know, I know, but seeing the number of people who post on this I have a feeling doing this separately will be ignored.
Lunatic Goofballs
21-01-2005, 04:17
I think that beatings prevent killings.

One thing you'll notice is that in many societies, a good fistfight can help relieve tensions. But lately(the last 25 years or so), especially in the U.S.A., due to the proliferation of law suits, you can't just fight anymore. Chances are you'll get arrested for assault or sued in civil court. Fighting has become TOO discouraged and because of that, we have no vent for our hostilities. Many younger people no longer learn the basics of self-defense. We simply don't fight as much anymore. So when confronted with a situation that may turn violent, these people tend to rely on lethal weapons to solve them. Between the lack of appropriate vents for the frustrations that come with not being able to beat the crap out of people, and the reduction in basic combat skills, murders here with lethal weapons are at an all-time high.

If you want to reduce the murder rate here in the U.S., then encourage beatings. :)
Vegas-Rex
21-01-2005, 04:29
I think that beatings prevent killings.

One thing you'll notice is that in many societies, a good fistfight can help relieve tensions. But lately(the last 25 years or so), especially in the U.S.A., due to the proliferation of law suits, you can't just fight anymore. Chances are you'll get arrested for assault or sued in civil court. Fighting has become TOO discouraged and because of that, we have no vent for our hostilities. Many younger people no longer learn the basics of self-defense. We simply don't fight as much anymore. So when confronted with a situation that may turn violent, these people tend to rely on lethal weapons to solve them. Between the lack of appropriate vents for the frustrations that come with not being able to beat the crap out of people, and the reduction in basic combat skills, murders here with lethal weapons are at an all-time high.

If you want to reduce the murder rate here in the U.S., then encourage beatings. :)

That ain't too wacky...
Seriously, in some ways I agree with you, though I don't see murder rates as a bad thing, I can see how now we don't see beating someone up as effective so now we go for the kill. Another reason guns are more prolific, though, is because they're cooler according to popular perception. When was the last time a guy in a videogame who could conceivably get a gun just puched someone?
Holy Sheep
21-01-2005, 04:34
That makes sense LG.
Lunatic Goofballs
21-01-2005, 08:05
Blast! :mad:
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 08:11
This post serves a dual purpose. First, I would like to hear from anyone who believes something really weird (sex should be banned, evolution is not real, atlantis taught us to build pyramids).
I believe that the Rastafarians and the Jew World Order(who are a splinter faction of the Illuminati) are plotting together to breed a more potent strain of cannabis. They will introduce it into our water supply, to keep us peaceful while they rule from the shadows.
I'm not sure, but those muderous, scaly reptilians may be helping them drain the power grids for it. I haven't been able to remote-view the area yet, there seems to be a block there that I can't push through.
On top of this, i'm fairly certain the Prince Harry/Nazi uniform thing is part of a massive U.S. plot to keep the Brits in their place.

Oh, did I mention the Greys touched down in D.C. during the inaugeration?

EDIT:
And no, the Atlanteans didn't teach us to build pyramids, that was the Travelers. They came from Sirius Prime to promote peace and understanding, but got the whole message lost in translation.
Dostanuot Loj
21-01-2005, 09:37
When was the last time a guy in a videogame who could conceivably get a gun just puched someone?


Poor, uncultured, young one.
You've obviously never played Doom.


As for wacky oppnion? And Iran related too! Um... I think Sumer/Akkad can, did, and will, kick the Elamite/Persian ass.
This time, probably with the US on the formers side.
Greedy Pig
21-01-2005, 10:12
Whacky theories? Or Idea's?

Hmm.. Probably conscript up Mass murderours, and people who have been sentenced to life, with the army.

A special force, with spcial training. They would be sent in to do the most impossible missions. And they have special tags on them, that if they try and break it off, their hearts would burst.. And their tracked via GPS, so they can't run away.

If they complete the impossible mission, they would return as heroes, and have a good place to stay, food, and the rest. But their life as being special soldiers is never over till they die or unless their pardoned by the President.

Something like Gladiators. But to fight for the nation rather than for entertaintment.
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:17
Whacky theories? Or Idea's?

Hmm.. Probably conscript up Mass murderours, and people who have been sentenced to life, with the army.

A special force, with spcial training. They would be sent in to do the most impossible missions. And they have special tags on them, that if they try and break it off, their hearts would burst.. And their tracked via GPS, so they can't run away.

If they complete the impossible mission, they would return as heroes, and have a good place to stay, food, and the rest. But their life as being special soldiers is never over till they die or unless their pardoned by the President.

Something like Gladiators. But to fight for the nation rather than for entertaintment.
They already exist. They've had their bodies modded with an excess of adrenalin and testosterone so they are more violent, and they have a steady drip of methamphetamines. They don't need to sleep for weeks on end. They are all trained at an innocuous "air force base" in Vermont. Nobody suspects it, cause who would do anything in Vermont?
Occidio Multus
21-01-2005, 10:28
This post serves a dual purpose. First, I would like to hear from anyone who believes something really weird (sex should be banned, evolution is not real, atlantis taught us to build pyramids). Second, I would like to talk to anyone who lives in Iran about what sorts of political views they have. I am not implying any sort of connection, I just want to fit two posts in one.
first of all, talk to Neo. second of all, i believe that if i actually get the hell off the PC, take a shower and sober up, i just may get laid by the bf.
Greedy Pig
21-01-2005, 10:29
They do? :D

But it would be rather interesting though. Especially celebrate a soldier like that. Kinda like giving them a second chance to be an effective citizen once again.

I always thought that some of this psychopaths are damn good fighters.. Because their just psycho. However guns became the great equalizer.
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:29
first of all, talk to Neo. second of all, i believe that if i actually get the hell off the PC, take a shower and sober up, i just may get laid by the bf.
If the second were possible, then by all means, do it!
:fluffle: :fluffle:

:D

EDIT:
Oh, about the first. I already got to the thread!
Occidio Multus
21-01-2005, 10:35
If the second were possible, then by all means, do it!
:fluffle: :fluffle:

:D

EDIT:
Oh, about the first. I already got to the thread!

your answer- i like. the second isnt possible, seeing as i need more motivation than a tonne of bricks
Vegas-Rex
22-01-2005, 02:03
They already exist. They've had their bodies modded with an excess of adrenalin and testosterone so they are more violent, and they have a steady drip of methamphetamines. They don't need to sleep for weeks on end. They are all trained at an innocuous "air force base" in Vermont. Nobody suspects it, cause who would do anything in Vermont?

Not sure about the details of that, but it is true that it is really hard to get into special ops type stuff without being psycopathic.
If people who were actually convicted were known to serve the military it might backfire, however, especailly if there was another Abu Ghraib.
Vegas-Rex
22-01-2005, 02:12
I believe that the Rastafarians and the Jew World Order(who are a splinter faction of the Illuminati) are plotting together to breed a more potent strain of cannabis. They will introduce it into our water supply, to keep us peaceful while they rule from the shadows.
I'm not sure, but those muderous, scaly reptilians may be helping them drain the power grids for it. I haven't been able to remote-view the area yet, there seems to be a block there that I can't push through.
On top of this, i'm fairly certain the Prince Harry/Nazi uniform thing is part of a massive U.S. plot to keep the Brits in their place.

Oh, did I mention the Greys touched down in D.C. during the inaugeration?

EDIT:
And no, the Atlanteans didn't teach us to build pyramids, that was the Travelers. They came from Sirius Prime to promote peace and understanding, but got the whole message lost in translation.

Y'know, my debate coach did say that the best argument for republicans to leglaize pot is social control...
The issue with any sort of Jew world order is that at the moment they're really too wimpy for that. Jews have been killed off so often they have very little fight left outside of the Israeli army. The very fact that they're still Kosher while Chirstians have thrown off every single tradition they ever had is testament to how much the Jews need the comfort of religion.
As for prince Harry, lets face it, the British royal family is a bunch of inbred rich people with no real power or responsibility who thus can party however they choose.
Finally: Look, I'm sorry but Pyramids evolved in separate cultures in totally different ways milennia apart, and its really easy to see what they evolved from. One thing that really irritates me is that every concept of aliens in the world puts them either as weird fringe creatures in a human empire or ridiculously better than humans in every way. Why are aliens never shown as being really just like weird looking humans?
Unaha-Closp
22-01-2005, 02:19
Wacked Theory:

I believe that 911 was a Saudi sponsored attack on America.

And the wacky thing is that America will never punish Saudi for this attack.
Vegas-Rex
22-01-2005, 02:37
Wacked Theory:

I believe that 911 was a Saudi sponsored attack on America.

And the wacky thing is that America will never punish Saudi for this attack.

Not necessarily the Saudi Govt., as they are basically in our pockets, but definitely Saudi groups. We sponsored it indirectly too (aka training Bin Laden)
Andaluciae
22-01-2005, 02:39
I'm boring...I don't have any crackpot theories...I'm just a skeptic...
Bitchkitten
22-01-2005, 02:41
I believe that with practice, Commando may be able to learn to think.
Neo-Anarchists
22-01-2005, 04:27
Y'know, my debate coach did say that the best argument for republicans to leglaize pot is social control...
The issue with any sort of Jew world order is that at the moment they're really too wimpy for that. Jews have been killed off so often they have very little fight left outside of the Israeli army. The very fact that they're still Kosher while Chirstians have thrown off every single tradition they ever had is testament to how much the Jews need the comfort of religion.
As for prince Harry, lets face it, the British royal family is a bunch of inbred rich people with no real power or responsibility who thus can party however they choose.
Finally: Look, I'm sorry but Pyramids evolved in separate cultures in totally different ways milennia apart, and its really easy to see what they evolved from. One thing that really irritates me is that every concept of aliens in the world puts them either as weird fringe creatures in a human empire or ridiculously better than humans in every way. Why are aliens never shown as being really just like weird looking humans?
I'm hoping you've guessed by now that I don't actually believe this junk?
I'm just good at spitting out random whacked out stuff.