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SpongeBob Gaypants

Ultra Cool People
21-01-2005, 00:11
Yes the religious right have made it official, he's "Gay".


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4190699.stm
Crossman
21-01-2005, 00:12
Yes the religious right have made it official, he's "Gay".


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4190699.stm

Well..... duh!
Prrrrk
21-01-2005, 00:13
Yes the religious right have made it official, he's "Gay".

Lol. So... apparently you can teach children to be gay? Does this work any better than trying to convince gays that they're not?
Drunk commies
21-01-2005, 00:14
Because as we all know, heterosexuality is so tenuous that one can be turned gay by a cartoon.
Mohda
21-01-2005, 00:14
Yes the religious right have made it official, he's "Gay".


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4190699.stm

Finally... the truth has been served.
Crossman
21-01-2005, 00:16
Finally... the truth has been served.

Oh, we all knew he was.
New Fubaria
21-01-2005, 00:18
Next thing they'll be telling me Ren and Stimpy were gay...and how about that old Bert and Ernie rumour...:D
New Foxxinnia
21-01-2005, 00:20
I guess people think promoting tolerance is gay.
Alinania
21-01-2005, 00:22
Well, I'm glad to know the truth. This uncertainty was almost unbearable. I needed to know.
Mohda
21-01-2005, 00:26
Next thing they'll be telling me Ren and Stimpy were gay...and how about that old Bert and Ernie rumour...:D

Those guys sleep in the same bed? Who does that!?!
Catopolisopia
21-01-2005, 00:26
what about him makes him gay telegraph me my nation is catopolisopia :confused:
Bitchkitten
21-01-2005, 00:29
Didn't Jerry Falwell say one of the teletubbies was gay too? And we all know Falwell is the voice of reason. (Do I have to tell anyone that's sarcasm?)
Fifty years ago some loon wanted to ban Batman and Robin for the same reason. He said they were obviously a homosexual couple. Hmmm. He may have had a point.
Janers place
21-01-2005, 00:30
Yes the religious right have made it official, he's "Gay".


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4190699.stm


well duh
Alinania
21-01-2005, 00:33
Didn't Jerry Falwell say one of the teletubbies was gay too? And we all know Falwell is the voice of reason. (Do I have to tell anyone that's sarcasm?)

yes! one of the teletubbies is in fact gay. I think it's the purple one.

I think it's a pc issue. one of them is black (or african-tubby?). might be the yellow one. ;)
East Coast Federation
21-01-2005, 00:35
The fact that these people would critize a harmless kids show.

This shows how logical the right is.
Colodia
21-01-2005, 00:36
Next thing ya know, the right wingers will be calling it "Communist Propaganda" because Spongebob loves working so much.
Kastoria
21-01-2005, 00:58
SPONGEBOB IS DA SHIT!!!!!!

No one can make fun of Spongebob. NO ONE. He is the ultimate pinnacle of creation. Right-wing bastards....always trying to bring the yellow man down.

I'm gonna snipe this fanatic homo-bashing loser out.... :sniper:
_Susa_
21-01-2005, 00:59
Spongebob is gay. So what.
Alinania
21-01-2005, 01:00
Spongebob is gay. So what.
:eek: my whole world shattered and all you can say is 'so what'??
The Emperor Fenix
21-01-2005, 01:02
WAFF spokesman Mark Barondeso told the newspaper that anyone who thought the video promoted homosexuality "needs to visit their doctor and get their medication increased".

Classic
Prrrrk
21-01-2005, 01:06
yes! one of the teletubbies is in fact gay. I think it's the purple one.

Tinky-winky?!?
Alinania
21-01-2005, 01:07
Tinky-winky?!?
you know their names ?? [/seriously worried]
Drunk commies
21-01-2005, 01:08
Tinky-winky?!?
Ever notice it's carrying a purse? Also isn't the triangle on it's head some sort of gay symbol? Tinky-winky and spongebob need to be stopped if Jesus is ever going to replace the veil of protection over the USA.
Colodia
21-01-2005, 01:09
Ever notice it's carrying a purse? Also isn't the triangle on it's head some sort of gay symbol? Tinky-winky and spongebob need to be stopped if Jesus is ever going to replace the veil of protection over the USA.
I thought it was the red one that had the purse

Poe was the name I think.
Prrrrk
21-01-2005, 01:10
you know their names ?? [/seriously worried]

Are you referring to Dipsy (Green), Tinky-Winky (Purple), La La (Yellow) and Po (Red)?

No - I don't know their names.
Takuma
21-01-2005, 01:10
Of course, the Christians love to do that: apply a label of intollerance to anything they don't like and then try to get it banned.

People disgust me.
Spearmen
21-01-2005, 01:11
This esponge bob series is kind of neat.

It does some sort of criticizing modern society thru its overexagerated stereotypified characters

I mean... Bob is like a completely geek young adult and his best friend is subnormal (mentally challenged?). The octopus fella is the resentful guy who really hates Bob and, sadly, Bob considers him one of his best friends

It is a series full of sutil details! Bob esponge is da shit!

Well, seeing otherwise, it is merely about a gayish esponge guy, a greedy crab, some retarded star guy and a stubborn octopus

It has athis cool chatting between fringe social groups, besides haing glimpses t cult movies and subtle critics to modern society
Alinania
21-01-2005, 01:11
Are you referring to Dipsy (Green), Tinky-Winky (Purple), La La (Yellow) and Po (Red)?

No - I don't know their names.
uh-huh? :D
Eichen
21-01-2005, 01:12
I'll accept that.
Now the right wingers need to accept that their newest cartoon mascott is the slack-jawed yokel, hot-tempered, hateful, Christian (I can extrapolate as well)...

























Yosemite Sam.
Drunk commies
21-01-2005, 01:14
I'll accept that.
Now the right wingers need to accept that their newest cartoon mascott is the slack-jawed yokel, hot-tempered, hateful, Christian (I can extrapolate as well)...
























Yosemite Sam.
Take that back ya rascally varmint!!!!
Prrrrk
21-01-2005, 01:14
Now the right wingers

They can go sit on Tinky-Winky and swivel.
Alomogordo
21-01-2005, 01:15
Yes the religious right have made it official, he's "Gay".


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4190699.stm
Finally, they uncovered the plot! Nickelodeon is trying to promote anti-family values by making their most popular charachter gay! Thank you, Focus on the Family--your efforts will make parents and children all over the world happier.

[/sarcasm]
Der Lieben
21-01-2005, 01:17
The fact that these people would critize a harmless kids show.

This shows how logical the right is.


Hey, don't lump all of us in there with thos morons. I personally think this is just as ridiculous as you do. :headbang:
Alomogordo
21-01-2005, 01:17
Take that back ya rascally varmint!!!!
Oooohhh, I'll blast your brains out! Now scram, you stupid rabbit!
Alomogordo
21-01-2005, 01:19
Hey, don't lump all of us in there with thos morons. I personally think this is just as ridiculous as you do. :headbang:
Yeah, even for conservatives, this is kind of extreme. Remember, if the group has "family" in their name, they're very socially conservative.
Prrrrk
21-01-2005, 01:21
Oooohhh, I'll blast your brains out! Now scram, you stupid rabbit!

Duck season.
Gauthier
21-01-2005, 01:41
Next thing ya know, the right wingers will be calling it "Communist Propaganda" because Spongebob loves working so much.

And because Mr. Krabs is clearly a bourgeois capitalist making his money off the sweat and toil of the proleteriat.
Fass
21-01-2005, 01:49
Yeah, christians and heterosexuals should talk about brainwashing. :rolleyes:
Arenestho
21-01-2005, 02:06
Facist bastards. How can they defame SpongeBob? I mean come on, that show is awesome. They're retarded to think it is pro-gay, it's pro-friendship, I mean come on. Bible-thumpers yell at shows where girls and guys hold hands and the oppossite as well, huzzah for isolationists.

"WAFF spokesman Mark Barondeso told the newspaper that anyone who thought the video promoted homosexuality "needs to visit their doctor and get their medication increased"."
That man is awesome.
Ravea
21-01-2005, 02:11
SpongeBob could kick any right-winger's ass. He has a snail, for barnacle's sake! I'm sure Patrick could "Show 'em Whose Gay" With a flaming pink one-two punch to the head.

Stupid conservatives.
Super-power
21-01-2005, 02:12
Yes the religious right have made it official, he's "Gay".
How long does it take for people to realize SpongeBob (and all the related animation) is an idiot???
Glinde Nessroe
21-01-2005, 02:17
Omg Tolerance! Fundamentalist And Right-wingers Run For The Hills!

Besides that, are you kidding. Then what do they think Bert and Ernie are lol.
Eutrusca
21-01-2005, 02:25
Duck season.

"Game Warden:" No, my boy, it's BASEBALL season! :)
Ravea
21-01-2005, 02:26
"Game Warden:" No, my boy, it's BASEBALL season! :)

>.>

It's Warden season for me.
Eutrusca
21-01-2005, 02:30
SpongeBob could kick any right-winger's ass. He has a snail, for barnacle's sake! I'm sure Patrick could "Show 'em Whose Gay" With a flaming pink one-two punch to the head.

Stupid conservatives.

Well, let's see:

First it was just fundamentalists, then you added in all other Christians, then it was all right-wingers, now you're adding conservatives. How convenient to paint all with whom you disagree with the same tar-brush. Pretty much puts some of you "nice" folks in the same league with those who blame all Muslims for 9/11 doesn't it. :headbang:
Crydonia
21-01-2005, 02:30
Spongebob is a awful cartoon, and I don't watch it, but getting all heated up over a fictional character being used to promote tolerance is just stupid, though all the hoo ha could backfire on them. With all the publicity this protest has caused, its just going to make more kids want to see the video.

I'm sure if Spongebob was'nt in this video, the rabid bible bashers (only slandering extreme Christians here, not all of them) would have found something else to bitch about in it. Tolerance scares them.
Pure Metal
21-01-2005, 02:33
Yes the religious right have made it official, he's "Gay".


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4190699.stm

"We see the video as an insidious means by which the organisation is manipulating and potentially brainwashing kids," Paul Batura, a spokesman for Focus on the Family, told the New York Times.
oh my god those awful people are turning our precious children gay!
somebody :mp5: spongebob quick!

please :rolleyes:
there's over-reaction and then there's just supid.
Glinde Nessroe
21-01-2005, 02:34
Well, let's see:

First it was just fundamentalists, then you added in all other Christians, then it was all right-wingers, now you're adding conservatives. How convenient to paint all with whom you disagree with the same tar-brush. Pretty much puts some of you "nice" folks in the same league with those who blame all Muslims for 9/11 doesn't it. :headbang:

Um, the article calls then family orientated right-wing christian groups. Learn to read.
Reaper_2k3
21-01-2005, 02:36
all these christian organizations sound harmless: focus on the family, and what not
and then they go around harassing tolerance for some bullshit reaon or another.

40 years ago: "Tolerating anytrhing is bad!"
now: "Tolerating race is ok, toelrating sexuality is bad!!!"
Ravea
21-01-2005, 02:39
Well, let's see:

First it was just fundamentalists, then you added in all other Christians, then it was all right-wingers, now you're adding conservatives. How convenient to paint all with whom you disagree with the same tar-brush. Pretty much puts some of you "nice" folks in the same league with those who blame all Muslims for 9/11 doesn't it. :headbang:

You're kinda painting me with that "Same Tarbrush" thing. I have nothing against Muslims-Many of my friends are Muslim-And I blame the U.S. Government and the Taliban for 9/11.

Honsently, why would I decend to Rasism?

Edit:And I made my last comment Jokingly. Yearg.
Glinde Nessroe
21-01-2005, 02:39
all these christian organizations sound harmless: focus on the family, and what not
and then they go around harassing tolerance for some bullshit reaon or another.

40 years ago: "Tolerating anytrhing is bad!"
now: "Tolerating race is ok, toelrating sexuality is bad!!!"

Soon: Tolerating sexuality is OK. Tolerating our new leader, a cockroach, bad.
Eutrusca
21-01-2005, 02:47
Um, the article calls then family orientated right-wing christian groups. Learn to read.

"Family oriented" groups abound, both in real life and on the Internet. I consider myself to be exceedingly family oriented, although I'm not a Christian ( in the usual American sense of the term ).

"Right-wing Christian" = fundamentalist. Christian, without elaboration, means "one who follows the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth." The two are almost always as different as night and day.

Learn to interpret what is written.
New Genoa
21-01-2005, 02:50
What shitheads.

The show may be stupid and Spongebob may come off as a fruitcake, but who cares?
Eutrusca
21-01-2005, 02:52
You're kinda painting me with that "Same Tarbrush" thing. I have nothing against Muslims-Many of my friends are Muslim-And I blame the U.S. Government and the Taliban for 9/11.

Two points:

1. The comment was directed at many of those posting on this thread, not specifically at you.

2. The comment drew a parallel between painting all Christians or conservatives with the label "Christian right-wing extremists" and those who blame all Muslims for 9/11. Nowhere did I indicate that the two were the same, or even that they overlapped, only that their techniques were similar.
Grand Khazar
21-01-2005, 02:59
I like sponge bob. Could he be asexual? i mean he is a sponge. And does every creature have to have sexualdesire at all?
The Heterosexual Dog
21-01-2005, 03:01
Wow...Christians are so fucking stupid. No wonder Muslims want to kill them...JIHAD!!

jkjk just these christians that are a little...touched in the head
Grand Khazar
21-01-2005, 03:02
Also...im conservative. Quit treating us like we are a bunch of cry babies on this forum. I dont treat liberals that way and i would expect the same respect
Grand Khazar
21-01-2005, 03:04
Wow...Christians are so fucking stupid. No wonder Muslims want to kill them...JIHAD!!

jkjk just these christians that are a little...touched in the head


THats not a way to win a debate. Or even make friends
The Heterosexual Dog
21-01-2005, 03:07
THats not a way to win a debate. Or even make friends

I'm not trying to win a debate...there is no debate. Fundamentalist insane christians should go kill themselves and join Jesus. or actually any fundamentalist that tries to force their religion on anyone else or kill anyone that isn't like them. they say that fundamentalist muslims are insane. Christians are worse.
Commando2
21-01-2005, 03:33
I can see why they are saying this. He holds hands with his best friend, acts in a suggestive manner, and is constantly stripping. Of course I don't actually think the show meant for spongebob to look like a sodomite but it just ended up that way. However shows like Will and Grace that show homosexuality in a positive light are indeed dangerous. These people should go after them instead of spongebob.
CthulhuFhtagn
21-01-2005, 03:45
I can see why they are saying this. He holds hands with his best friend, acts in a suggestive manner, and is constantly stripping. Of course I don't actually think the show meant for spongebob to look like a sodomite but it just ended up that way. However shows like Will and Grace that show homosexuality in a positive light are indeed dangerous. These people should go after them instead of spongebob.
Note to self. Read name before reading post. I'm running out of main bratter to gouge out with an icepick.

Sodomites, sodomites, sodomites. Is the any other goddamn word in your vocabulary?

(And on an aside, the sin of Sodom was inhospitality, not homosexuality. When they say they want to know the angels, the Hebrew word used is the one that refers to "know" in the sense that we use it, not in the sense invented by uptight monks. The word used in the passage is not the one that means "to have sex with".)
Prrrrk
21-01-2005, 03:48
Dipsy from the Teletubbies has a giant green dildo on top of his/her head. Isn't this too a worrying message to be sending to children :/ :/
Lunatic Goofballs
21-01-2005, 04:22
Because as we all know, heterosexuality is so tenuous that one can be turned gay by a cartoon.

It happened to me once. Best six months of my life. Pity I went straight again. :(
Ooger
21-01-2005, 09:05
this is ridiculous, kids in their pre-cooties stage could care less who they're holding hands with! they don't have a sense of "homosexuality is bad, and if i keep holding hands w/ the same sex i'll turn into a homo." :rolleyes:

and as for that report, totally bias...read the caption on the picture: "Spongebob is popular among adult gay men." Note that this caption has nothing to do with what is being reported nor supported by any statistics or proof.

why make something out of nothing? focus on more important issues...fucking organization is just wasting their time, spongebob's time ( ;) ), public's time, and our time. :mad:
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 09:08
It happened to me once. Best six months of my life. Pity I went straight again. :(
I thought I was a lemon once. I spent two months jumping in and out of a lake, because I imagined it was a gin and tonic.

[/shameless HHTG thievery]
Sredni
21-01-2005, 09:11
The world has officially gone to hell.

I am going to bed.


:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
Hobbslandia
21-01-2005, 09:19
I fail to see what the problem is.
I grew up on cartoons. Fred and Barney were obviously carrying on a
S+M Homosexual realationship. Tom and Jerry had an interracial gay sex thing happening, Then there's Tweetie Bird.....what else can you say?
I still turned out straight. Go figure.
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 09:20
The world has officially gone to hell.

I am going to bed.


:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
Actually, if the whole world's gone to hell, and you're going to bed, then you're going to hell.
Hee.
I make myself laugh sometimes. Usually at me, not with me.
Garmia
21-01-2005, 09:25
SPONGEBOB IS NOT GAY! It takes a twisted mind to project homosexuallity onto a fictional sponge who lives in a pineapple.

Also no teletubbies were gay. An actor who played a teletubbie was gay. Teletubbies didn't even have genitals, for god's sake.
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 09:28
Note to self. Read name before reading post. I'm running out of main bratter to gouge out with an icepick.
Ooh!
Icepick lobotomies are fuuuuuuun.
Lord High Protector
21-01-2005, 09:48
Homosexual television exectives have long had a secret agenda to impose a sinful and godless imprint upon the minds of our children.
Those of us that follow the true path towards Eden regained see this manipulation for what it is. They target our children because they are unable to reason why two males would hold hands, or share a bedroom.
And in the childs mind it seems acceptable.
We need more Christian programming. Programming that appeals to the mainstream. I am presently working on a new reality tv show for the Christian market, "Who wants to convert to Christianty"
We are going to take 40 heathens, pagans, heretics etc and follow their progess as they cast out Satan and other demons and accept the Christ as the true saviour. It should make for riveting watching.
Lunatic Goofballs
21-01-2005, 11:55
I thought I was a lemon once. I spent two months jumping in and out of a lake, because I imagined it was a gin and tonic.

[/shameless HHTG thievery]

After reading it, I had to try that. It was quite fun. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
21-01-2005, 11:58
Homosexual television exectives have long had a secret agenda to impose a sinful and godless imprint upon the minds of our children.
Those of us that follow the true path towards Eden regained see this manipulation for what it is. They target our children because they are unable to reason why two males would hold hands, or share a bedroom.
And in the childs mind it seems acceptable.
We need more Christian programming. Programming that appeals to the mainstream. I am presently working on a new reality tv show for the Christian market, "Who wants to convert to Christianty"
We are going to take 40 heathens, pagans, heretics etc and follow their progess as they cast out Satan and other demons and accept the Christ as the true saviour. It should make for riveting watching.

You can hold it in an ancient Inquisition torture chamber. :D
Aeruillin
21-01-2005, 12:42
Homosexual television exectives have long had a secret agenda to impose a sinful and godless imprint upon the minds of our children.
Those of us that follow the true path towards Eden regained see this manipulation for what it is. They target our children because they are unable to reason why two males would hold hands, or share a bedroom.
And in the childs mind it seems acceptable.
We need more Christian programming. Programming that appeals to the mainstream. I am presently working on a new reality tv show for the Christian market, "Who wants to convert to Christianty"
We are going to take 40 heathens, pagans, heretics etc and follow their progess as they cast out Satan and other demons and accept the Christ as the true saviour. It should make for riveting watching.

I pray to whatever pagan deity might listen that this is sarcasm. Then again, the uncomfortable feeling in my guts suggests it's serious. I never knew you played NationStates, Mr Falwell...
The TAJ Imperium
21-01-2005, 13:00
Haha
Cybercide
21-01-2005, 13:09
Homosexual television exectives have long had a secret agenda to impose a sinful and godless imprint upon the minds of our children.
Those of us that follow the true path towards Eden regained see this manipulation for what it is. They target our children because they are unable to reason why two males would hold hands, or share a bedroom.
And in the childs mind it seems acceptable.
We need more Christian programming. Programming that appeals to the mainstream. I am presently working on a new reality tv show for the Christian market, "Who wants to convert to Christianty"
We are going to take 40 heathens, pagans, heretics etc and follow their progess as they cast out Satan and other demons and accept the Christ as the true saviour. It should make for riveting watching.


yo I should be on that show and can we convert the christians?
Stripe-lovers
21-01-2005, 14:16
All this fuss for a pale immitation of Rocko's Modern Life. The world is truly mad.
New Fubaria
22-01-2005, 01:59
Oh! Who lives in a closet under the sea?
SpongeBob GayPants!
Limpwristed and prissy and mincing is he!
SpongeBob GayPants!
If homoeroticism be something you wish...
SpongeBob GayPants!
Then slap your buttocks and give a big lisp!
SpongeBob GayPants!
Ready?
SpongeBob GayPants! SpongeBob GayPants! SpongeBob GayPants!
SpongeBob.... GayPants! Haha.

:p
Ultra Cool People
22-01-2005, 03:57
Oh! Who lives in a closet under the sea?
SpongeBob GayPants!
Limpwristed and prissy and mincing is he!
SpongeBob GayPants!
If homoeroticism be something you wish...
SpongeBob GayPants!
Then slap your buttocks and give a big lisp!
SpongeBob GayPants!
Ready?
SpongeBob GayPants! SpongeBob GayPants! SpongeBob GayPants!
SpongeBob.... GayPants! Haha.

:p

LMAO

That was pretty good. :D
RhynoD
24-01-2005, 21:19
Yes the religious right have made it official, he's "Gay".


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4190699.stm
1) this surprises you?
2) he IS pretty gay.
3) it's a dumb show anyway. Take it off the air for just lowering the IQs of hundreds of children.
RhynoD
24-01-2005, 21:20
All this fuss for a pale immitation of Rocko's Modern Life. The world is truly mad.
Rocko was frigging awesome. They should bring it back.
Dempublicents
24-01-2005, 21:25
Next thing they'll be telling me Ren and Stimpy were gay...and how about that old Bert and Ernie rumour...:D

And Tinky Winky!!
Thucidide
24-01-2005, 21:26
Rocko was frigging awesome. They should bring it back.

Yeah he's so funny! I agree, they should bring him back.
Red Sox Fanatics
24-01-2005, 21:29
I wonder how Peppermint Patty feels about all this? (you know, Marcy DOES call her "sir".)
RhynoD
24-01-2005, 21:37
Yeah he's so funny! I agree, they should bring him back.
"Garbage day is a very dangerous day."

That, and Angry Beavers...


Is it just me or is the general level of entertainment falling rapidly? In all seriousness, I swear that 10 years from now kids shows will be nothing but a bunch of gay guys skipping through fields going "Lalalalalalal!" for half an hour, until another episode of "The Skipping Fags" comes on. Teletubies was close to that...Then again, it is British ;)
Jokobee
24-01-2005, 21:48
"Grocery day is a very dangerous day" :D
Maledicti
24-01-2005, 21:53
Damn sponges, spreading their homosexual agendas...





But aren't sponges asexual?
Dempublicents
24-01-2005, 21:59
But aren't sponges asexual?

Shhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell the fundies!!! They don't want to know that there are all sorts of forms of sexual interaction throughout the animal kingdom!
Armandian Cheese
24-01-2005, 22:05
One nutjob calls Spongebob gay, and now it's the "right" that thinks so. You know, I'm part of that "right", and I never remember anybody asking me about this.
Telariua
24-01-2005, 22:10
why where James Dobsen and his pals watching spongebob in the first place?
Ilura
24-01-2005, 22:18
why where James Dobsen and his pals watching spongebob in the first place?
Dude, he was doing it for the children. Someone has to keep a watchful eye on what children view these days to make sure it's all appropriate and he was the man to do it.

He probably also watches a lot of pr0n to make sure it's only of the married male/female variety for the purpose of procreation. :p
Reaper_2k3
24-01-2005, 22:25
why where James Dobsen and his pals watching spongebob in the first place?
to catch all instances of homosexuality before htey hit the airwaves
Illich Jackal
24-01-2005, 22:25
Dude, he was doing it for the children. Someone has to keep a watchful eye on what children view these days to make sure it's all appropriate and he was the man to do it.

He probably also watches a lot of pr0n to make sure it's only of the married male/female variety for the purpose of procreation. :p

Is he then not afraid that he might get brainwashed by the homosexuals in his quest to defend his children from them? I mean, if you believe this stuff might brainwash anyone then by your beliefs there is a possibility that you might get brainwashed when watching too much of it to 'protect the children'. It sure would be enough to turn me paranoid.
Coolsonia
24-01-2005, 22:28
*wonders why people care so much*


Its a TV show. It is something designed to entertain kids. No one watching that show on a regular basis would care about his orientation anyway.
Eutrusca
24-01-2005, 22:31
Yes the religious right have made it official, he's "Gay".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4190699.stm

"SpongeBob Gaypants!" ROFLMAO!!

The entire thing is totaly ridiculous! :headbang:
Dem Crazy Dudes
24-01-2005, 22:35
I See What Those Spongebob People Are Doing... They're Going To Brain Wash Everyone To Be Gay To Stop Procreation, So There Race Of Giant Penguins Can Take Over The World!
Then Their Going To Melt The Ice Caps To Trigger An Ice Age So Humanity Will Be Inslaved, Because At This Point They Be The Only Ones With Warm Fluffy Bodies So Humans Have To Work In Order To Not Freeze.
Hah Spongebob Writers/producers! I Know! You'll Never Be Sucsessful!
Just Like The Last Time You Tried, With The Macerana, Snapple, And I Can't Belive It's Not Butter!
* Passes Out*
Edit- Spelling error
Neo-Anarchists
24-01-2005, 22:37
I See What Those Spongebob People Are Doing... They're Going To Brain Wash Everyone To Be Gay To Stop Procreation, So There Race Of Giant Penguins Can Take Over The World!
Then Their Going To Melt The Ice Caps To Trigger An Ice Age So Humanity Will Be In Slaved, Because At This Point They Be The Only Ones With Warm Fluffy Bodies So Humans Have To Work In Order To Not Freeze.
Hah Spongebob Writers/producers! I Know! You'll Never Be Sucsessful!
Just Like The Last Time You Tried, With The Macerana, Snapple, And I Can't Belive It's Not Butter!
* Passes Out*
Please refrain from capitalizing every word, as it aggravates some people.
Thank you.
:)
Telariua
24-01-2005, 22:40
I See What Those Spongebob People Are Doing... They're Going To Brain Wash Everyone To Be Gay To Stop Procreation, So There Race Of Giant Penguins Can Take Over The World!
Then Their Going To Melt The Ice Caps To Trigger An Ice Age So Humanity Will Be In Slaved, Because At This Point They Be The Only Ones With Warm Fluffy Bodies So Humans Have To Work In Order To Not Freeze.
Hah Spongebob Writers/producers! I Know! You'll Never Be Sucsessful!
Just Like The Last Time You Tried, With The Macerana, Snapple, And I Can't Belive It's Not Butter!
* Passes Out*
wow i thought i needed medicating.
Psycotic Munkays
24-01-2005, 22:44
Crazy Conservatives make me sick...if spongebob and his signifacant other want to show kids that loving whoever you want is ok, :fluffle: they should be able to express that.,....oh, and bush sucks.....hes a crazy conservative, too.....BUSH :sniper: peace
Dezard
24-01-2005, 22:53
All that over spongebob but they let that lezbo Dora the Explorer go free?
Cake...
Mozelle
24-01-2005, 22:55
Silly me, I must have missed the episode where Spongebob confessed his undying love to Patrick, as well as the discovery of the honeymoon video. :headbang:
The Alma Mater
24-01-2005, 23:00
I fail to see what the problem is.
I grew up on cartoons. Fred and Barney were obviously carrying on a
S+M Homosexual realationship. Tom and Jerry had an interracial gay sex thing happening, Then there's Tweetie Bird.....what else can you say?
I still turned out straight. Go figure.

You are forgetting all those *other* bad influences from your youth.

I mean.. lets look at Scooby Doo. Shaggy: someone who has an unnatural appetite and looks.. well, shaggy. Velma, amateur chemist. A pretty boy and girl that are good at smooth talking. A crazy dog apparantly addicted to a mysterious substance known as 'a scooby snack'. They drive around in their very 'chemically couloured' van, called the 'mystery machine'. Everywhere they go people start seeing ghosts and having delusions of grandeur, thinking a simple mask will make them invincible. And you never see these guys work, yet they always have money.. what could their profession possibly be ?

Little red riding hood. Young girl, travelling alone through the forest. Meets a "big bad wolf" who " wants to eat her". Yes, a BIG wolf. With big eyes, a big mouth and a big... you got it.

Snowwhite. A woman living together with seven man. Yet the magical Shrek mirror claimed she's not easy. And then those poor little lambs, who also got visited by the wolf in drag...

And people worry about a Sponge holding hands ? ;)
Telariua
24-01-2005, 23:06
Silly me, I must have missed the episode where Spongebob confessed his undying love to Patrick, as well as the discovery of the honeymoon video. :headbang:
You don't know what your missing! :) :fluffle: :eek: :mad: :mp5:
Pongoar
25-01-2005, 00:09
I can see why they are saying this. He holds hands with his best friend, acts in a suggestive manner, and is constantly stripping. Of course I don't actually think the show meant for spongebob to look like a sodomite but it just ended up that way. However shows like Will and Grace that show homosexuality in a positive light are indeed dangerous. These people should go after them instead of spongebob.
Commando2 being slightly logical? *checks thermometer* Looks like hell just froze over!

BTW, how does Will and GRace "show homosexuality in a positive light"? (I've never seen it) And why would that be "dangerous"?
Reaper_2k3
25-01-2005, 00:26
Commando2 being slightly logical? *checks thermometer* Looks like hell just froze over!

BTW, how does Will and GRace "show homosexuality in a positive light"? (I've never seen it) And why would that be "dangerous"?
because children might want to be gay too just because its so damn fun, just like they want to be big purple dinosaurs or a talknig dog
Siljhouettes
25-01-2005, 01:59
Wow, the fundies really have nothing to do!

But conservatives say it sees the video as a cunning attempt to promote homosexuality.
They actually believe their own bs about the "gay agenda" don't they? I can't believe that they are so paranoid that they think there is a gay empire out to convert their kids!