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Ooh ooh!
I play full-contact minigolf!
I accidentally chipped a golfball into my cousin's head once and we had to take him to the hospital. I felt like an idiot since it was his birthday...

LOL! You should make it a birthday tradition to brain the birthday boy with a golfball. :)

Could I at least be nominated for NS cutest pet?

:D

Hmph...drugs. That is another to vote for LB, clean living.

Except for the alcohol...and the gambling...and the dead hookers...




So, anyway, any one know what the tally is so far?

Lucky bastard! My state is zero-tolerance, but the reds insist we're free.
:eek:
Poor you.

:fluffle:
PS: Huzah for Holland! :D

Well This is a toughy.

god i want to vote for two, Tactical Grace and shizensky.

But since theres just one vote....

My votes for: Shizenskyfinally! another girl with taste!

Yeah since I was rather nasty in the 'Hottest women on NS thread' I'm posting a pic of myself so you can mock me. Hope this is ok. :)

I can be seen here. (http://www.sogamed.com/images_member/271386_2.jpg)

This is the only picture of me in existance so appreciate it while you can. :rolleyes:

Yeah since I was rather nasty in the 'Hottest women on NS thread' I'm posting a pic of myself so you can mock me. Hope this is ok. :)

I can be seen here. (http://www.sogamed.com/images_member/271386_2.jpg)
This is the only picture of me in existance so appreciate it while you can. :rolleyes:well really, I should be mean and say you're one ugly son of a bitch! but I'd be lying so i won't, you're very cute (and it pains me to say it :( )

well really, I should be mean and say you're one ugly son of a bitch! but I'd be lying so i won't, you're very cute (and it pains me to say it :( )

cute=gay

Sorry Rainbirdtopia buddy, payback is one harsh bitch. :D

cute=gay

Sorry Rainbirdtopia buddy, payback is one harsh bitch. :D
well with a name like rainbirdtopia it wouldn't surprise me

*Starts ripping out heart* Why wasn't I nominated? My ego!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well with a name like rainbirdtopia it wouldn't surprise me

LOL I was thinking that too :D

*Starts ripping out heart* Why wasn't I nominated? My ego!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i still think you're gorgeous :fluffle:

i still think you're gorgeous :fluffle:
*sniffs* I don't need your stupid votes anyway.. I KNOW I'm the hottest!! :headbang:
Edit:You think I'm gorgeous? Yay :D

*sniffs* I don't need your stupid votes anyway.. I KNOW I'm the hottest!! :headbang:
Edit:You think I'm gorgeous? Yay :D
of course I do ;)

Surely you could replace me ( http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/ab9656eb.jpg ) for one of those people who havent gotten a vote? Surely I could get a vote :D:D

Surely you could replace me ( http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/ab9656eb.jpg ) for one of those people who havent gotten a vote? Surely I could get a vote :D:D
I guess I could add you to the list, but don't tell anybody

I guess I could add you to the list, but don't tell anybody
Ok I won't tell anyone I'm on the list. I won't tell them to vote for me either k? And I DEFINATLY won't tell them that you just added me to the list, cause I'm on the list, but I won't tell people I'm on the list.

Ok I won't tell anyone I'm on the list. I won't tell them to vote for me either k? And I DEFINATLY won't tell them that you just added me to the list, cause I'm on the list, but I won't tell people I'm on the list.
I think they might notice you're on the list so you can tell them that, just don't mention that I put you on without being nominated

I think they might notice you're on the list so you can tell them that, just don't mention that I put you on without being nominated
Sure thing ma'am.
P.S: You doing well on the girl version of this thread :p

Sure thing ma'am.
P.S: You doing well on the girl version of this thread :p
*feels old again*

hehe I know, I think a few people on here need to go see the optician lol

I normally don't participate in this sort of contest, but the rightful winner here is obvious. The most attractive candidate is, of course, the mouse (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5df33b3127cce9e678c5d87df00000016109AcOGjVm4b4).

Voting is now closed Lasc wins

cute=gay

Sorry Rainbirdtopia buddy, payback is one harsh bitch. :D

Your just jealous. :P

Congrats Lasc.
(what's the prize?)

I think this poll has suffered under a severe case of homophobia

You're right. I'm sorry Rainbirdtopia. Hug time! *outstretches arms*

Congrats Lasc.
(what's the prize?)

I think this poll has suffered under a severe case of homophobia
well I'd like to give myself as a prize but i'm pretty sure Lasc can think of something he'd prefer so I'll leave it to him to decide and he can have what he wants (within reason)

Are you going to actually send him something?

Are you going to actually send him something?
If Tink does ....




you'd better buy a new box of cookies

Are you going to actually send him something?
no lol, i'm too poor

no lol, i'm too poor

har har, so I can upstage your thread by sending stuff!


If Tink does ....




you'd better buy a new box of cookies

Correction, two new boxes of cookies. *wipes crumbs from mouth*

(lol, not really)

har har, so I can upstage your thread by sending stuff!



Correction, two new boxes of cookies. *wipes crumbs from mouth*

(lol, not really)
well if you're actually gonna send stuff i want my empty sprite bottle!

well if you're actually gonna send stuff i want my empty sprite bottle!

LOL, if you're serious, i'll send it.

LOL, if you're serious, i'll send it.
"I will if you will"
"Come on, do it then"
"I will"
"I'm waiting"
"I've bought a stamp"

*yawn*

"No YOU send it first"

LOL, if you're serious, i'll send it.
lol, fine, I'll tg you with the address of one of my houses that I don't live in :p

I'm hideous and loving it! Here's another ugly guy!

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/1166/michaelmoore758bn.jpg

lol, fine, I'll tg you with the address of one of my houses that I don't live in :p
Aww, don't you have a post-office box? lol

I'm hideous and loving it! Here's another ugly guy!

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/1166/michaelmoore758bn.jpg
That's not nice. Fatties may have thick skin, but they have feelings too

That's not nice. Fatties may have thick skin, but they have feelings too

Meh. At least they'd survive the ice age.

im teh hot an you know int

Aww, don't you have a post-office box? lol
actually no, we just have a plastic bucket with half the lid cut out nailed to a wooden post at the moment, it's not our fault though, we havn't lived there long! and actually it's just cause I'm far too scared to give my real address out

im teh hot an you know int

No, you're more Legless than Legless Pirates and you need sleep. GO TEH BED!

I still say my version of what makes a man "Hot", rules. (see post #147)

actually no, we just have a plastic bucket with half the lid cut out nailed to a wooden post at the moment, it's not our fault though, we havn't lived there long! and actually it's just cause I'm far too scared to give my real address out

That's okay, I don't blame you :p (Imagine your parent's reaction too, that would be quite strange. "Why did some guy from Australia send you an empty bottle of sprite?")

I still say my version of what makes a man "Hot", rules. (see post #147)

It does :)

Maybe I'm going nuts finally, but I was sure there was an Ugliest person on NS thread where you silly boys were competing on. I cant find it but I was gonna throw in my 2 cents.......

Let me tell you....looks and money can disappear in 2 seconds flat. You could be awfully disfigured in a car wreck or could end up going bankrupt in a flash.

What makes a man hot is his ability to impress upon a woman (or man) certain qualities that stir the spirit and soul. Hot is a guy whos respectful to his mother and kisses her on the cheek goodbye. Hot is a guy writing a poem for you; inspired by you, and then reading it to you. Hot is opening the door for you or putting his jacket around your shoulders when its chilly outside. Hot is also believing in yourself and standing up for what you believe in. Its confidence, intelligence,sincerity,sense of humor, wit. Kindness to animals. All these things are what "I" think are extremely hot about a guy. Just thought I'd say that.... :)
and unfortunately that guy is gay! :(

and unfortunately that guy is gay! :(

LOL

or ugly ;)

LOL

or ugly ;)
exactly lol

http://ebxgsxr.vwmafia.net/drunk%20squirrel%5B1%5D.jpg
Monkeypimp.

http://ebxgsxr.vwmafia.net/drunk%20squirrel%5B1%5D.jpg
Monkeypimp.
where do you get all these pics tin?

where do you get all these pics tin?

Google, other people, I make them myself...

and unfortunately that guy is gay! :(

My sweet innocent Tink...you'll see differently when you get older. ;) Its the difference between men and boys. I've known some drop dead gorgeous men that I wouldnt let shine my shoes due to their lack of the previously mentioned characteristics. But no, the rare experiences I've had with men who fit my description were without a doubt, not gay.

I just caught up (I'm at work - so excuse the slowness!)

Im honored, and would like to extend an invitation to all of my comrades in this thread to run naked into the hottest girl NS'er thread - so that we can all celebrate our devilish good looks!

and by the way, about the prize - just being nominated was enough! You are all the best of the best! Fluffles for everyone!!

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I just caught up (I'm at work - so excuse the slowness!)

Im honored, and would like to extend an invitation to all of my comrades in this thread to run naked into the hottest girl NS'er thread - so that we can all celebrate our devilish good looks!

and by the way, about the prize - just being nominated was enough! You are all the best of the best! Fluffles for everyone!!

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


Congrats on the victory!
:fluffle: for ya, and for everyone!

Congrats on the victory!
:fluffle: for ya, and for everyone!
Thanks! *bows gracefully* We are all soooo hot! :)

Can we get a total of how many votes each person got. It would be nice so I can add it to my sig...

And Congrats Lasc.

Thanks! *bows gracefully* We are all soooo hot! :)

We should have a club for hot people. ;)

Is this the competition over?

If not, I might as well vote for my nomination: Ekwar!!!

EDIT: crap, it closed.

mmm, second edit: I put one post on and everyone stops posting? That's... not good. This is an edit so chances are nowone is going to read this. :cool:

*appears* Salut, tout le monde, et---

Whoops, okay, switching to English.


I would so have voted for Haken Rider, but the stinking contest was over when I checked the thread.

That was really, really short...

DP! Stupid Jolt...

Nuts, its over. Oh well. This is a much better pic of me, just wondering what you think

Neo Cannen (http://img57.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img57&image=mewithglasses13sg.png)

Nuts, its over. Oh well. This is a much better pic of me, just wondering what you think

Neo Cannen (http://img57.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img57&image=mewithglasses13sg.png)
Sorry, my vote still go's to Edwar. :D

EKWAR!

Im honored, and would like to extend an invitation to all of my comrades in this thread to run naked into the hottest girl NS'er thread - so that we can all celebrate our devilish good looks!

*shudders*

Maybe I'm going nuts finally, but I was sure there was an Ugliest person on NS thread where you silly boys were competing on. I cant find it but I was gonna throw in my 2 cents.......

Let me tell you....looks and money can disappear in 2 seconds flat. You could be awfully disfigured in a car wreck or could end up going bankrupt in a flash.

What makes a man hot is his ability to impress upon a woman (or man) certain qualities that stir the spirit and soul. Hot is a guy whos respectful to his mother and kisses her on the cheek goodbye. Hot is a guy writing a poem for you; inspired by you, and then reading it to you. Hot is opening the door for you or putting his jacket around your shoulders when its chilly outside. Hot is also believing in yourself and standing up for what you believe in. Its confidence, intelligence,sincerity,sense of humor, wit. Kindness to animals. All these things are what "I" think are extremely hot about a guy. Just thought I'd say that....

Pardon my cynicism, but personality can "disappear" as well. The disfiguring car accident you mentioned could also cause head trauma resulting in brain damage. And there's always death.

ME! (http://www.freewebs.com/euroslaviaforever/me.htm)
Vote Euroslavia! :p

I'm not gay, but you're not a bad looking lad there Euro.

But I think I take the cake for scariest NS male! ;)

But I think I take the cake for scariest NS male! ;)

aww, how cute (http://img86.exs.cx/img86/4290/pic160yg.png) :rolleyes:

Yeah, not too scary at all. xP

I really think this competition was too short... why'd that happen, anyway?

aww, how cute (http://img86.exs.cx/img86/4290/pic160yg.png) :rolleyes:


Try this one, much more fitting for me. (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d838b3127cceb0ce7d4348400000001610)

We should have a scariest person thread :)

We should have a scariest person thread :)
Me. Straight up. :p

We should have a scariest person thread :)
Then I would have to redo my pic............ But I would be competition for it then, I scare people by just being around them.

No, I would win... I promise. It's the eyes, I think.

Then I would have to redo my pic............ But I would be competition for it then, I scare people by just being around them.

You should read my RP's sometime. :)

No, I would win... I promise. It's the eyes, I think.
I am so much scarier than you. :fluffle:

Boogity-boogity

You should read my RP's sometime. :)
You should hear me talk about torture, and If I got certain people, as to how long their very short lives would be

I am so much scarier than you. :fluffle:

Boogity-boogity
Rawr!

You should hear me talk about torture, and If I got certain people, as to how long their very short lives would be

Again, read some of my RP's sometime. Especially the torture ones. ;)

Again, read some of my RP's sometime. Especially the torture ones. ;)
*tortures AMF* :p

Again, read some of my RP's sometime. Especially the torture ones. ;)
Might do that sometime when I don't have finals to worry/procrastinate about

I am filled with sadness.

I think I'll go sit in a corner and listen to realy shitty music, most ofit being pre-prubescent boys whining about how rich they are.
Ahh so youd be listening to Good Charlotte and A Simple Plan then oh and Busted they Suck Royaly

I wonder who would have voted for ME if I was in this contest? :hmm:

I'm not gay, but you're not a bad looking lad there Euro.

But I think I take the cake for scariest NS male! ;)

*blushes*

Thank ya! :)

We should have a scariest person thread :)

Heheheheh. I'd run for that.

We should have a scariest person thread :)
I'd win that. Straight up.
http://www.unlc.biz/images/braninturban.gif
Thank you to Keruvalia for the rockin pic of me.

You just can't compete. Pretty much everyone has seen this pic...but...

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/7500/weird9ad.jpg

We should have a scariest person thread :)
Don't even try.
http://img62.exs.cx/img62/7859/eugene22ci.png
http://img65.exs.cx/img65/1687/eugene37nn.png
I'd beat everyone by a landslide!

Oh please. You really don't want to see me try and do a scary photo :p

I'd win that. Straight up.
http://www.unlc.biz/images/braninturban.gif
Thank you to Keruvalia for the rockin pic of me.
I'm Osama Bin Branin, I win straight up.

Damn, i can't find my balaclava. Wheres a tea-towel or handkerchief? *rummages through drawers*

Me of course! Lol!

And how about the calm detatchment of my own picture? Does that count for nothing?

I dont need to be insane :P