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So lemme get this straight ... the voting is over?

Thanks for the speedy response time too. I'd offer you cookies, but I don't want to risk tarnishing your shiny reputation of evilness.

Maybe you could just offer me a few immortal souls instead.

Maybe you could just offer me a few immortal souls instead.

Don't know if I have any of those... hrm...

What about immortal-soul-cake? Would that do?

Did someone say soul-cake?

Don't know if I have any of those... hrm...

What about immortal-soul-cake? Would that do?

I dunno... does it have those little multi-coloured sprinkly things filled with delicious chemical additives on it?

How about a Plutonium Cake? We have engineered it so you can get superhuman powers greater than those you currently have.

I know voting is over but I just wanted to post my thought.

How about a Plutonium Cake? We have engineered it so you can get superhuman powers greater than those you currently have.

Ahhh! It's a trick! Greater powers than Myrth has don't exist! You're obviously one of the evil insurgents trying to assassinate him! I pelt you with sponges now!

*<insert pelting of PE with sponges here>*

Ahhh! It's a trick! Greater powers than Myrth has don't exist! You're obviously one of the evil insurgents trying to assassinate him! I pelt you with sponges now!

*<insert pelting of PE with sponges here>*
I'm making an axis of evil list right now. Behave, and I'll take you off of it. ;)

I dunno... does it have those little multi-coloured sprinkly things filled with delicious chemical additives on it?

Not...yet. But that could easily be arranged. I could probably get some of those silver-coated-sugar-balls that are ever so fun to eat, also. Because raw sugar is just the best.

I'm making an axis of evil list right now. Behave, and I'll take you off of it. ;)

Oooooh! I'm on an axis of evil! Yay! I don't think I've ever been so happy/flattered.

What exactly do I have to do to avoid this 'behaving' you speak of?

Not...yet. But that could easily be arranged. I could probably get some of those silver-coated-sugar-balls that are ever so fun to eat, also. Because raw sugar is just the best.

Hmmm... sounds interesting. With coffee icing, too?

Oooooh! I'm on an axis of evil! Yay! I don't think I've ever been so happy/flattered.

What exactly do I have to do to avoid this 'behaving' you speak of?

Aaah that's the beauty of it, to behave you must obey the mods, which (so I hear) makes you horribly evil.

Oooooh! I'm on an axis of evil! Yay! I don't think I've ever been so happy/flattered.

What exactly do I have to do to avoid this 'behaving' you speak of?
*<insert pelting of PE with sponges here>*
;)
but I don't think it matters. I put nations on it based on *ahem* certain polling results :D Don't worry, the list will be posted in International Incidents.

Hmmm... sounds interesting. With coffee icing, too?

If you're goo--- erm, evil. Although that coffee icing is hard to get. What with me hoarding it all for my personal use and all.

Aaah that's the beauty of it, to behave you must obey the mods, which (so I hear) makes you horribly evil.

Well, that shouldn't be too hard then. I wonder what level of hell I go to for offering a mod an immortal-soul-cake-with-sprinkles,-sugar-balls-and-maybe-coffee-icing?

Well, that shouldn't be too hard then. I wonder what level of hell I go to for offering a mod an immortal-soul-cake-with-sprinkles,-sugar-balls-and-maybe-coffee-icing?
They're building a tenth level just for you!
:D

Well, that shouldn't be too hard then. I wonder what level of hell I go to for offering a mod an immortal-soul-cake-with-sprinkles,-sugar-balls-and-maybe-coffee-icing?

Verily, t'would be hell's basement.

Verily, t'would be hell's basement.

Eeeeee 'verily'!

...

Bah, you make me act all bouncy and girly. How evil and vicious.

And... hell's basement eh? Does it have beanbags and a table tennis table, then?

Eeeeee 'verily'!

...

Bah, you make me act all bouncy and girly. How evil and vicious.

Too much Shakespeare, I'm beginning to sound like Polixenes of Bohemia.

And... hell's basement eh? Does it have beanbags and a table tennis table, then?

Beanbags filled with rusty nails and a thousand table tennis tables... but no balls.

*Exits, pursued by a bear*

Too much Shakespeare, I'm beginning to sound like Polixenes of Bohemia.

You say that likes it's a bad thing...

Beanbags filled with rusty nails and a thousand table tennis tables... but no balls.

Nono, it would have to be the paddles that are missing. Or better yet, one paddle missing. Otherwise I could always tear open a bean bag and play table tennis with the nails.

*Exits, pursued by a bear*

o.O
I know this is a reference to something... but it's 11:30am... and I can't work it out.

Obviously the answer is caffeine. *runs off to get delicious caffeinated drink goodness*

Beanbags filled with rusty nails and a thousand table tennis tables... but no balls.
*shudders*

You say that likes it's a bad thing...

It is when you're trying to communicate with uncultured people. But I guess that could be a good thing...



Nono, it would have to be the paddles that are missing. Or better yet, one paddle missing. Otherwise I could always tear open a bean bag and play table tennis with the nails.
Hmm... table tennis with rusty nails. Never thought of that, I'll have to try it out some time.


o.O
I know this is a reference to something... but it's 11:30am... and I can't work it out.

Obviously the answer is caffeine. *runs off to get delicious caffeinated drink goodness*

Bah! It's from A Winter's Tale!

It is when you're trying to communicate with uncultured people. But I guess that could be a good thing...

Of course it's a good thing! You can get amusement from their confusion. Though why you'd communicate with uncultured people I'll never understand
(*runs off to try and become cultured*)

Hmm... table tennis with rusty nails. Never thought of that, I'll have to try it out some time.
Remind me not to accept any offers of a game of table tennis with you. I quite like my eyesight and all.

Bah! It's from A Winter's Tale!

Shhh. No revealing my ignorance to the masses, or I'll start quoting The Golden Bough at you. Then you'll be sorry.

MmmGolden Bough.

Shhh. No revealing my ignorance to the masses, or I'll start quoting The Golden Bough at you. Then you'll be sorry.


:fluffle:

Shhh. No revealing my ignorance to the masses, or I'll start quoting The Golden Bough at you. Then you'll be sorry.

MmmGolden Bough.
If someone reveals your ignorance, speak to them in Finnish. You don't even really have to say much, you could just say "Valitan. Puhun vain vähän suomea." it means "I'm sorry, I only speak a little Finnish", but it sounds impressive to somebody that doesn't know what you're doing.

If you're lucky, they'll just walk off bemused. If they don't, on to strategy B.

You can get "The Complete Works of Shakespeare" for a decent price. Always carry it around with you. It makes you look cultured, but that's not the point.

The real point is it's a really good book to hit people over the head with and run away giggling madly. Mostly because it's really really heavy.

:)

Of course it's a good thing! You can get amusement from their confusion. Though why you'd communicate with uncultured people I'll never understand
(*runs off to try and become cultured*)


Forsooth, but often 'tis necessary to communicate with the plebes, perchance they beseech my good self for help.


Remind me not to accept any offers of a game of table tennis with you. I quite like my eyesight and all.

Oh I dunno, could be fun. How hard can it be to remove a rusty nail from an eye without causing any permanent damage? Just need my trusty pair of pliers...



Shhh. No revealing my ignorance to the masses, or I'll start quoting The Golden Bough at you. Then you'll be sorry.

MmmGolden Bough.

Bah, don't make me have to go to the library and read up on old Frazer's work.

*hides from myrth*

You can get "The Complete Works of Shakespeare" for a decent price. Always carry it around with you. It makes you look cultured, but that's not the point.
Not just that, but you can go the first showing of popular movies, and recite Shakespeare before the crowd before the movie. They'll either love you or hate you. (Before The Return of the King they hated me...)

Forsooth, but often 'tis necessary to communicate with the plebes, perchance they beseech my good self for help.

*melts*

So unfair. Stupid Australia and it's lack of Myrth. Hmmm... maybe... if I threaten to strike! Yeah, that HAS to work!

Oh I dunno, could be fun. How hard can it be to remove a rusty nail from an eye without causing any permanent damage? Just need my trusty pair of pliers...

I'm pretty sure the rusty nail in the eye would be the bit causing damage. The removal of it would just be added pain. And cause a great loss of vitreous humors.

And I bet my trusty pair of pliers could beat your trusty pair of pliers any day of the week :p

Bah, don't make me have to go to the library and read up on old Frazer's work.
Ha! Advantage: me.

I have my own personal copy on my lap right now.

...It has a silly cover design.

If someone reveals your ignorance, speak to them in Finnish. You don't even really have to say much, you could just say "Valitan. Puhun vain vähän suomea." it means "I'm sorry, I only speak a little Finnish", but it sounds impressive to somebody that doesn't know what you're doing.

If you're lucky, they'll just walk off bemused. If they don't, on to strategy B.

Knowing my luck, they'd correct my pronunciation.

You can get "The Complete Works of Shakespeare" for a decent price. Always carry it around with you. It makes you look cultured, but that's not the point.

The real point is it's a really good book to hit people over the head with and run away giggling madly. Mostly because it's really really heavy.

:)

I like taking books with me to public places and then holding them as of I'm reading them, only upside down. And then glaring at curious passersby. Maybe I should try that with The Complete Works of Shakespeare...

*melts*

So unfair. Stupid Australia and it's lack of Myrth. Hmmm... maybe... if I threaten to strike! Yeah, that HAS to work!.

So,
the first prize for the " Most beautiful woman on NS" contest...was a 1on1 with Mirth?

:D ;) :D :D

So,
the first price for the " Most beautiful woman on NS" contest...was a 1on1 with Myrth?

:D ;) :D :D

Nope... only cookies.

...

sigh.

On the plus side, it wouldn't have been a 1on1, because I tied with Aerou. It would have had to have been a 2on1... or a 1on1on1.

Now I've forgotten why that's a 'plus side'. Damn.

*melts*

So unfair. Stupid Australia and it's lack of Myrth. Hmmm... maybe... if I threaten to strike! Yeah, that HAS to work!
Heh, I should probably stop with the Shakespeare now, I'm starting to sound too British. Damned stereotypes.


I'm pretty sure the rusty nail in the eye would be the bit causing damage. The removal of it would just be added pain. And cause a great loss of vitreous humors.

Aaah well, there's only one way to find out.
*brandishes a paddle and a sack of rusty nails*

And I bet my trusty pair of pliers could beat your trusty pair of pliers any day of the week :p

You doubt my Bloodthirsty Pliers of Pinchy Death?

Ha! Advantage: me.

I have my own personal copy on my lap right now.

...It has a silly cover design.

You mean it doesn't have it's namesake, Joseph Turner's charming painting, as the cover?

Nope... only cookies.

...

sigh.

Hey Myrth, why only cookies?

She won you fair and Square :D

On the plus side, it wouldn't have been a 1on1, because I tied with Aerou. It would have had to have been a 2on1... or a 1on1on1.

Now I've forgotten why that's a 'plus side'. Damn.
:D :D :eek: :D

Heh, I should probably stop with the Shakespeare now, I'm starting to sound too British. Damned stereotypes.

Nonono! British = good! No such thing as 'too' British.
...says the Anglophile
Although you should probably stop before I'm forced to kidnap you. Because that would be... bad... for some reason. Apparently, I mean.

Aaah well, there's only one way to find out.
*brandishes a paddle and a sack of rusty nails*
Brandishing paddles around me is a bad idea. I might get the wrong idea and brandish my fluffy handcuffs at you. And then where would you be?

You doubt my Bloodthirsty Pliers of Pinchy Death?
Hmmm... 'bloodthirsty'? Maybe I should... retract... that challenge.

*backs away slowly*

You mean it doesn't have it's namesake, Joseph Turner's charming painting, as the cover?

It has, and I quote, "Portrait of a Maori Chief, c. 1880s reproduced by courtesy of the Royal Anthropological Institute, London". So that would be a 'no', I suspect.

Nonono! British = good! No such thing as 'too' British.
...says the Anglophile
Although you should probably stop before I'm forced to kidnap you. Because that would be... bad... for some reason. Apparently, I mean.

Hrm, I think I've got the whole 'living thousands of kilometres away' thing on my side there.


Brandishing paddles around me is a bad idea. I might get the wrong idea and brandish my fluffy handcuffs at you. And then where would you be?
Uh.... making for the hills? o.o


Hmmm... 'bloodthirsty'? Maybe I should... retract... that challenge.

*backs away slowly*
Awww... no blood for Mr. Pinchy today. I'll have to go find some spammers to persecute.



It has, and I quote, "Portrait of a Maori Chief, c. 1880s reproduced by courtesy of the Royal Anthropological Institute, London". So that would be a 'no', I suspect.

Bah, it should have this on it:

http://www.sacred-texts.com/pag/frazer/gbturner.jpg

Aeneas and the Sibyl presenting the golden bough to the gatekeeper of Hades so he'll let them in.

Hrm, I think I've got the whole 'living thousands of kilometres away' thing on my side there.

Yes. I know. It's appalling. Obviously I need to move. Although you'd still be safe, 'cause I'd get hypnotised by everyone's accents and be unable to move or kidnap you. Stupid plots and their failings.

Uh.... making for the hills? o.o
Ha! I win!

No, wait!

...Damnit >.<


Awww... no blood for Mr. Pinchy today. I'll have to go find some spammers to persecute.

Hee! Mr Pinchy! That's adorable. And you should persecute the unionists. They really need some substance to go with their wild paranoia anyway...

Bah, it should have this on it:

http://www.sacred-texts.com/pag/frazer/gbturner.jpg

Aeneas and the Sibyl presenting the golden bough to the gatekeeper of Hades so he'll let them in.

Well, I dunno. This Maori guy is fairly amusing. He has crazy facial tattoos you see. And Hades looks a lot more misty than I expected. Maybe they need a good dehumidifier.

Yes. I know. It's appalling. Obviously I need to move. Although you'd still be safe, 'cause I'd get hypnotised by everyone's accents and be unable to move or kidnap you. Stupid plots and their failings.
I dunno.. go to Liverpool and you might be reaching for ear plugs.


Hee! Mr Pinchy! That's adorable. And you should persecute the unionists. They really need some substance to go with their wild paranoia anyway...

Indeed. I really ought to crack down on such subversive behaviour. Less unions, more Myrth-worshipping I say.



Well, I dunno. This Maori guy is fairly amusing. He has crazy facial tattoos you see. And Hades looks a lot more misty than I expected. Maybe they need a good dehumidifier.

Perhaps someone just the door to the executive sauna open. My executive sauna, what with it being Hades and all.

I dunno.. go to Liverpool and you might be reaching for ear plugs.

I might be. Assuming I'd have ear plugs. But I probably wouldn't be going to Liverpool, now would I? (aren't rhetorical questions fun?)

Indeed. I really ought to crack down on such subversive behaviour. Less unions, more Myrth-worshipping I say.

Tsk, I've been being ever so slack about that. I can't remember the last time I added another girl to the harem...
hrm.
You know what woud be fun? Gradually shifting that union thread into a Myrth worshipping thread.

Perhaps someone just left the door to the executive sauna open. My executive sauna, what with it being Hades and all.

Well that wouldn't be very considerate of them. I can only assume they'll be thoroughly smited if that's the case.

And ugh, don't talk to me about saunas. It's too hot here in Australia.
What I need... is icecream!
*wanders off to prod the freezer in hopes of finding ice-creamy-goodness*

What I need... is icecream!
*wanders off to prod the freezer in hopes of finding ice-creamy-goodness*

I need ice cream, too... I'm sick. (Making up excuses is greatest fun!)

I need ice cream, too... I'm sick. (Making up excuses is greatest fun!)

*hands Lakren a chocolate paddle pop icecream*

They actually taste like coffee, you know.

*hands Lakren a chocolate paddle pop icecream*

They actually taste like coffee, you know.

Well, it's nicely overcast in the national capital. :) Unfortunately, that doesn't stop the cicadas infernal buzzing. :(

Why? That's the question.

Why? That's the question.
You know, sometimes I ask myself that when I'm lying awake at night...
Why? Why are we here? What's all this... mean?
I mean, really, it's all so big and incomprehensible and stuff...
Is it pure chance, or the ineffable will of some God?

Oh wait, that wasn't what you were asking, was it?
:D

I might be. Assuming I'd have ear plugs. But I probably wouldn't be going to Liverpool, now would I? (aren't rhetorical questions fun?)


Well where, pray tell, would you be going?


Tsk, I've been being ever so slack about that. I can't remember the last time I added another girl to the harem...
hrm.
You know what woud be fun? Gradually shifting that union thread into a Myrth worshipping thread.
Hrm... conspiring to hijack a thread? Don't make me go all moddy on you now...



Well that wouldn't be very considerate of them. I can only assume they'll be thoroughly smited if that's the case.

Of course. I'd have them cleaning up the scary-hell-demon lavatories.


And ugh, don't talk to me about saunas. It's too hot here in Australia.
What I need... is icecream!
*wanders off to prod the freezer in hopes of finding ice-creamy-goodness*

Don't talk to me about freezers... it's too Englandish here. Cold and miserable.

Well where, pray tell, would you be going?
Damn, now I have to try and think. And it's 2 in the afternoon, so I can't use early-morning-ness to cover silliness...

um... can I be dull and just say London?

Hrm... conspiring to hijack a thread? Don't make me go all moddy on you now...
Butbutbut...
Sigh, fine, I'll behave. That thread's more fun on-topic anyway. Did you know that apparently posting on public forums gives you the inalienable right to make demands regarding the running of said public forum? I obviously had missed that particular memo.
Of course. I'd have them cleaning up the scary-hell-demon lavatories.
Demons need lavatories? Or is it sort of a Discworld, Death-esque thing where they know they're *meant* to need lavatories, so they just add them in even though they don't need them?
Don't talk to me about freezers... it's too Englandish here. Cold and miserable.
MmmmEnglandish. I could do with more cold. Could probably do without miserable-ness though. Tricky choice I guess.

Maybe I'll just stay here and melt into my chair.

Damn, now I have to try and think. And it's 2 in the afternoon, so I can't use early-morning-ness to cover silliness...

um... can I be dull and just say London?

Aaah well, London is the best part of the UK. Not least because I live there... er, here.


Butbutbut...
Sigh, fine, I'll behave. That thread's more fun on-topic anyway. Did you know that apparently posting on public forums gives you the inalienable right to make demands regarding the running of said public forum? I obviously had missed that particular memo.
I think we all did. And apparently on a site with thousands of unique visitors daily, a few people leaving is going to make such a huge difference we'll all beg for them to come back!

Demons need lavatories? Or is it sort of a Discworld, Death-esque thing where they know they're *meant* to need lavatories, so they just add them in even though they don't need them?
These would be wild, party demons, so I'd think the lavatories would be put to good use.


MmmmEnglandish. I could do with more cold. Could probably do without miserable-ness though. Tricky choice I guess.

Maybe I'll just stay here and melt into my chair.

And I'll stay here and freeze to my bed.

Aaah well, London is the best part of the UK. Not least because I live there... er, here.
Well, that certainly didn't influence my decision at all.

...

What? Don't look at me like that! My parents spent time in London and liked it, that's all. Well, liked it apart from the squatting and lack of money and eventual fleeing back to Italy. Other than that, though.
I think we all did. And apparently on a site with thousands of unique visitors daily, a few people leaving is going to make such a huge difference we'll all beg for them to come back!
Maybe all those 'unique' visitors are actually just puppets of the three or four people who've actually joined the union. That would explain why they think they're going to have an impact.

It would also mean they spend a great deal of time talking to themselves through puppets on online forums.
These would be wild, party demons, so I'd think the lavatories would be put to good use.
Why, yes thanks, I did need that sort of mental image. How very kind. I think I'll just go scrub my brain with acetone now.
And I'll stay here and freeze to my bed.
I wish I could access the Internet from my bed.
*double checks to make sure she did write 'my bed'*

Maybe all those 'unique' visitors are actually just puppets of the three or four people who've actually joined the union. That would explain why they think they're going to have an impact.

It would also mean they spend a great deal of time talking to themselves through puppets on online forums.

Of course... why didn't I think of this sooner? The answer is so clear to me now! I better go beg those powerful union leaders not to go on strike now.

Why, yes thanks, I did need that sort of mental image. How very kind. I think I'll just go scrub my brain with acetone now.

Any time ^_~

I wish I could access the Internet from my bed.
*double checks to make sure she did write 'my bed'*

Aaah... nothing like being able to surf the net and snuggle up in bed at the same time. Especially when the temperature is currently 'Bloody damn-well cold'.

*double-checks to make sure he's the only one in his bed*

Immortal-soul-cake?? I haven't had that in ages!!!

Immortal-soul-cake?? I haven't had that in ages!!!
I'm afraid Myrth probably ate it all up by now ;)

Immortal-soul-cake?? I haven't had that in ages!!!

MINE!
*angry glare face*

Of course... why didn't I think of this sooner? The answer is so clear to me now! I better go beg those powerful union leaders not to go on strike now.

I like the way the leaders have to claim not to be leaders, so they can preserve their notion of doing things 'for the people'. It makes me smile.

Any time ^_~
Rrrr.
Don't make me pelt you with sponges. Because I... well, actually, I probably wouldn't. Moddy wrath and all that.
...
Don't make me *threaten* to pelt you with sponges.

Aaah... nothing like being able to surf the net and snuggle up in bed at the same time. Especially when the temperature is currently 'Bloody damn-well cold'.

*double-checks to make sure he's the only one in his bed*

Bah, well, I have a pillow fort. So there. There's a cat in it somewhere currently too, I think. And I prefer 'Bloody damn-well' cold to 'Wasn't there ice in this drink? I could have *sworn* I put ice in it just a second ago' hot.

And awww, I'm not wanted :(

I like the way the leaders have to claim not to be leaders, so they can preserve their notion of doing things 'for the people'. It makes me smile.

I know, it's so precious. Or should that be pretentious? Hrm.


Rrrr.
Don't make me pelt you with sponges. Because I... well, actually, I probably wouldn't. Moddy wrath and all that.
...
Don't make me *threaten* to pelt you with sponges.
I dunno... threatening a moderator? I might have to do that whole 'Moderate this user' thing.



Bah, well, I have a pillow fort. So there. There's a cat in it somewhere currently too, I think. And I prefer 'Bloody damn-well' cold to 'Wasn't there ice in this drink? I could have *sworn* I put ice in it just a second ago' hot.

And awww, I'm not wanted :(

Maybe you're right. Or maybe I shouldn't be posting on the forums at 4:10am and should go to sleep.

I know, it's so precious. Or should that be pretentious? Hrm.

Maybe it's both. Like those dogs.... Afghans. They're... sort of both. If you ignore the standard meaning of precious and... um, pretentious...

Obviously your insane tired ramblings are catching. Or, at least that's the story I'm sticking with.

I dunno... threatening a moderator? I might have to do that whole 'Moderate this user' thing.

Awww... but I'm all small and innocent and cute and so forth.
*tries to do that puppy eye thing that other people do*
*fails*
*grabs a cat and makes it do the puppy eyes thing*
There we go.

Maybe you're right. Or maybe I shouldn't be posting on the forums at 4:10am and should go to sleep.

I think you need to go and sleep. I'm the only one allowed to risk my health by staying on NS at such insane times.

I'm the only one allowed to risk my health by staying on NS at such insane times.
No you're not :p

No you're not :p

Quiet you.

I think you need to go and sleep. I'm the only one allowed to risk my health by staying on NS at such insane times.

Best advice I've heard in a long while.
I wish thee, a good night!

*vanishes in a puff of smoke*

Quiet you.
And why should I?

Best advice I've heard in a long while.
I wish thee, a good night!

*vanishes in a puff of smoke*

Hee. nightynight then :p

And why should I?

Because otherwise I'll be sad.

And you don't want that, do you?

Because otherwise I'll be sad.

And you don't want that, do you?
No, but the reason I'M allowed to risk my health is because I live on Chinese time--smack in the middle of North America! :D

No, but the reason I'M allowed to risk my health is because I live on Chinese time--smack in the middle of North America! :D
:(
Don't make Shaed cry...

Holy crap my sig got modded....

:(
Don't make Shaed cry...
How can I end up making someone cry simply by going to bed at 6 am and waking up at 2pm?

Holy crap my sig got modded....
LMAO!!! Thanks for adding me to your sig ;)

How can I end up making someone cry simply by going to bed at 6 am and waking up at 2pm?
I have no idea. But Shaed said it would make her sad, so it must be true!!
:D

How can I end up making someone cry simply by going to bed at 6 am and waking up at 2pm?

Considering that was my sleeping habit just a few weeks ago, you can't :p

Considering that was my sleeping habit just a few weeks ago, you can't :p
Oh?

What made you change your sleep schedule?

I go to bed at seven and wake up at three. :D

And, more importantly, how did you go about changing???

And, more importantly, how did you go about changing???
Maybe barbiturates?
:D

I go to bed at seven and wake up at three. :D
Actually, I think that that has been my new sleeping schedule recently... :hmm: Right now, I actually go to bed at 8 and wake up at 3, but that's only on weekends. On regular weekdays, it's 6 am to 2 pm.

:p I don't know how we do it . . . but evidently we do, and that's the important thing. :p

Oh?

What made you change your sleep schedule?

Have school starting soon, so I'll need to return to my 'waking at 7:30am' cycle. Ugh.
Also, I had to go into uni to enroll for my philosophy course.

And, more importantly, how did you go about changing???

Well... I woke up at 2pm one day. and then stayed away until 9pm the next day. And then I went to sleep and woke up at 7am the morning after that. It's that first 30 hour stretch of being awake that's tricky.

It's that first 30 hour stretch of being awake that's tricky.
Coffee coffee coffee!!
That helps a bit.
It doesn't help with the hallucinations though...

Have school starting soon, so I'll need to return to my 'waking at 7:30am' cycle. Ugh.
Also, I had to go into uni to enroll for my philosophy course.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to return to that cycle too, since I'm job hunting after flunking college.. :(

It's a tossup for me between philosophy and ancient history.

Coffee coffee coffee!!
That helps a bit.
It doesn't help with the hallucinations though...

Hallucinations after 30 hours? I didn't even get minor ones until something like 60 hours...

Coffee is the best though.

Think people will actually see it now?

Oh, that's not fair. I was going to make this thread the preliminary round for the intelligence contest too...a few people have lost it already :p

Thanks its one of Faith No More's Albums and i think its rather fitting of me. That or Jack of All Trades Master of None.
Im a Notorious put down Merchant most of it aimed at myself. :(
Its just that if i dont aim too high i can never fail. ;)

That's why I liked it, it's their best album :)

Have school starting soon, so I'll need to return to my 'waking at 7:30am' cycle. Ugh.
Also, I had to go into uni to enroll for my philosophy course.


You're kidding, at uni there's usually no need to get up earlier than 9AM. Probably later than if you're lucky. :D

(hee, all of my classes are after 10am)


How can I end up making someone cry simply by going to bed at 6 am and waking up at 2pm?

I did that today too. >.>

Hallucinations after 30 hours? I didn't even get minor ones until something like 60 hours...

Coffee is the best though.
I don't really get the hallucinations at 30... I just dissociate. Which is odd in itself. I had really minor hallucinations after 48 hours recently, but never anything majorly creepy.

I did that today too. >.>
How?

How?

Ha, no, I mean I went to bed at six and got up at two.

I didn't actually make someone cry. :p

Ha, no, I mean I went to bed at six and got up at two.

I didn't actually make someone cry. :p
Ok, good :)

Nope... only cookies.

...

sigh.

On the plus side, it wouldn't have been a 1on1, because I tied with Aerou. It would have had to have been a 2on1... or a 1on1on1.

Now I've forgotten why that's a 'plus side'. Damn.

I suppose you could always call it a menage au trois. Myrth is sounding like a really lucky guy right now...
*hands Shaed, Aerou and Myrth each a keycard to a private cabin, just in case. Wanders off to bother the obtrusive DJ again after handing out more Guinness*

I suppose you could always call it a menage au trois. Myrth is sounding like a really lucky guy right now...
While my luck seems to be the complete opposite...

*Weeps uncontrollably, jumps off a cliff*

*chuckles as he watches PE jump, then tugs the cord on the parachute he locked on to him only moments before*

*chuckles as he watches PE jump, then tugs the cord on the parachute he locked on to him only moments before*
Eh? And that means what, exactly?

It means you didn't die and are now floating down to whatever was below the cliff, gently.

It means you didn't die and are now floating down to whatever was below the cliff, gently.
*Weeps even more uncontrollably*
WHYYYYYY!!!! OH THE ANGST!!!!

*Weeps even more uncontrollably*
WHYYYYYY!!!! OH THE ANGST!!!!
you know, you could aim for those jagged rocks, that might work :)

OOC: Can I hear Brandoniats' answer, please?

I suppose you could always call it a menage au trois. Myrth is sounding like a really lucky guy right now...
*hands Shaed, Aerou and Myrth each a keycard to a private cabin, just in case. Wanders off to bother the obtrusive DJ again after handing out more Guinness*

Why is it that I get landed with these things? ¬_¬

Why is it that I get landed with these things? ¬_¬
because you are awesome, and everybody is always thinking of you

because you are awesome, and everybody is always thinking of you
Really? I thought it was because he was evil. Obviously I'm just silly.

Really? I thought it was because he was evil. Obviously I'm just silly.
depends on your point of view

depends on your point of view

I... don't understand. Explain further.

I... don't understand. Explain further.
great, just great, now I'm confused! look at what you did!

great, just great, now I'm confused! look at what you did!

You were the one making no sense.

You were either saying that some people might not think Myrth is evil, or possibly that some people aren't attracted to evil.

And both options are silly and illogical.

And both options are silly and illogical.
I see we have a Vulcan living among us! :D

I see we have a Vulcan living among us! :D

No, that's ok really. We're all already very confused. No need to add in more confusion.

:p

You were the one making no sense.

You were either saying that some people might not think Myrth is evil, or possibly that some people aren't attracted to evil.

And both options are silly and illogical.
but not evryone happens to think myrth is evil...................

but not evryone happens to think myrth is evil...................

Obviously the full-frontal-labotomy men have been doing their rounds again then.

Obviously the full-frontal-labotomy men have been doing their rounds again then.
and if I'm on that crew?

and if I'm on that crew?

Then I can only hope you realise I'm joking :p

Then I can only hope you realise I'm joking :p
as am I :D

as am I :D

Excellent. You get a cookie for being such a good sport.

Excellent. You get a cookie for being such a good sport.
YAY! a cookie! But I still like my reward for being a smartass better, if you want proof look at my sig

YAY! a cookie! But I still like my reward for being a smartass better, if you want proof look at my sig

Ah, but what if it was an *anteater* cookie, eh?

Ah, but what if it was an *anteater* cookie, eh?
I see that Evolution has taken some strange turns down there in Australia :p

Ah, but what if it was an *anteater* cookie, eh?
now that would be awesome

I see that Evolution has taken some strange turns down there in Australia :p

Hey, there are all *sorts* of benefits to the cookie that evolves to eat ants... namely that it doesn't get eaten by ants, I suppose.

Hey, there are all *sorts* of benefits to the cookie that evolves to eat ants... namely that it doesn't get eaten by ants, I suppose.
Are there any cookies that have been eaten by my Axis of Evil list? :D

I see that Evolution has taken some strange turns down there in Australia :p

Yes it has. I'm living proof. :D

Are there any cookies that have been eaten by my Axis of Evil list? :D
I'm on it, aren't I

*has, during the conversation, dragged PE back up to ground level*

Thanks for savin my life ;)

Well grats for both the winners. They're both very beautiful

Didn't vote but congrats to the two winners...



... even though Gaeltach OWNS both of you.

Didn't vote but congrats to the two winners...



... even though Gaeltach OWNS both of you.

Actually, technically I outrank Gael ownership-wise I believe... since I am head of the harem and all. I guess Myrth might be the *technical* owner, since it's his harem.

...

Oh wait, I'm talking about something completely different to you. Carry on.

Sorry to chime in late but...

Oh my GOSH! I didn't even know I was nominated in this poll, never mind getting six votes! I'm very flattered! And stunned! And blushing! Thanks! I swear, it must be that X-ray of my skull that got me those votes.

Congrats to all the ladies here. I always knew gamer girls were hotties.

I really should have TGed everyone involved, shouldn't I? Hmm, I wish I had hindsight before I needed it.

...Then it would be called foresight, I suppose. :p

Congratulations Stephazonia!

*shamelessly attempts to get a vote* http://img19.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img19&image=picture761wj.jpgis that really u???????!!!!!!!!!!!

Uhhhh?

wonder is its too late to change my vote...

wonder is its too late to change my vote...
Be glad, you HAVE voted. ;)

Didn't vote but congrats to the two winners...



... even though Gaeltach OWNS both of you.
*evil cackling*

*notices that Gaeltach is returned, bashes DJ into playing more Big & Rich*

*notices that Gaeltach is returned, bashes DJ into playing more Big & Rich*
:p

Yay cowboys!

*coaxes DJ into playing Tim Mcgraw too*