Vonners
20-01-2005, 14:50
We even have (a T-Shirt) about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston breaking up. I hope he did leave her for Angelina Jolie. I mean, Jennifer Aniston is nice, like a new Mercedes S Class is nice. She's elegant, expensive, and if your friends saw you with her, they would think you were doing pretty well.
But Angelina Jolie is like a Ferrari, but a rental Ferrari. You know you aren't the first, you know you won't be the last. Sure, it's dirty, the backseat smells of semen, it has a few dings in it, and a hell of a lot of miles on it. But it's still pretty sexy and you want all of your friends to see you in it. And best of all you could let your friends ride in it and not worry about it. Next week I'll explain why Courtney Love is like a Greyhound Bus pass.
But Angelina Jolie is like a Ferrari, but a rental Ferrari. You know you aren't the first, you know you won't be the last. Sure, it's dirty, the backseat smells of semen, it has a few dings in it, and a hell of a lot of miles on it. But it's still pretty sexy and you want all of your friends to see you in it. And best of all you could let your friends ride in it and not worry about it. Next week I'll explain why Courtney Love is like a Greyhound Bus pass.