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Who would you want as a celebrity moderater for a day? Alphonse to Zig Zigler, name them all!

Personally I'd like David Letterman, except that he would be bothered to do anything, except perhaps drop a water mellon off a building to see if it breaks. Actually, what about another David? David Attenborough? I know he's getting on a bit, but he's still cool. I know now! OPRAH!!!:D:D:D She'd be perfect, let's just hope at the end of it she gives us a new car!:D

Michael Moore. Just to piss off the Republicans.

Here is your celeb moderator.

http://www.newfoundlandphotography.com/marklane/images/pencil%20eraser.jpg

Bush.

Charles Manson.

Or George Carlin.

:)

What about Jesus for the abortion/religion/gay threads?

Charles Manson.

Or George Carlin.

:)

Carlin? Isn't he a porn star? :fluffle:

Carlin? Isn't he a porn star? :fluffle:

I'm sure he'd like to be. Hehehe.

Charles Manson.

Or George Carlin.

:)
My good friend Charlie! I thought he was dead!

My good friend Charlie! I thought he was dead!
:eek:

A dead guy for Mod. Hell Yeah! Johnny Cash!

Let's go one step further.

http://www.madmarty.net/fantasy%20art%20pics/grim.jpg
Grim Reaper for mod!

Let's go one step further.

http://www.madmarty.net/fantasy%20art%20pics/grim.jpg
Grim Reaper for mod!

Yeah. As long as he understands that deating only applies to the forum persona. :eek:

Let's go one step further.

http://www.madmarty.net/fantasy%20art%20pics/grim.jpg
Grim Reaper for mod!
"No no. Don't delete me for spamming"

"Okay" *kills the guy instead*

Chairman Mao. I mean, he's a chairman for crying out loud!

"No no. Don't delete me for spamming"

"Okay" *kills the guy instead*

I think Myrth actually is the Grim Reaper.

I think Myrth actually is the Grim Reaper.
"Because sometimes even Grim Reapers want to just hang out"

How about Max reveals himself

I think Myrth actually is the Grim Reaper.


You are mistaken, Comrade.



http://www.e-yliko.sch.gr/Fyyl/Istoria/prosopawwarII/Stalin%20Joseph.jpg

Uncle Joe "Myrth" Stalin, signing the death
warrants of a few rogue Generalites.

I reckon Myrth is the Grim Reaper, but it's a cover up and he's pretending to be Stalin who is already dead so that blew his cover.

http://www.madmarty.net/fantasy%20art%20pics/grim.jpg
Myrth plans to end the life of TIN for blowing his cover.

You're all using the wrong Death picture.

Fools.

There is only ONE Death. The one that TALKS LIKE THIS.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/Shaed/death1.jpg

And anyway, Myrth isn't Death. If anything he'd be Vetinari. Or maybe Vorbis. Death is all adorable and naive. Not a good comparison at all.

You are mistaken, Comrade.


*image snipped*
Uncle Joe "Myrth" Stalin, signing the death
warrants of a few rogue Generalites.

Ha, well we all know what happened to him :D

http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/ij/images/iconoclst_hung.staln.lg.JPG

Ha, well we all know what happened to him :D

http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/ij/images/iconoclst_hung.staln.lg.JPG

Or do we? :eek:

This obviously calls for some elaborate conspiracy theory about either the immortality of Stalin, or the ability of the dead to use the internet, or Myrth being silly.

I for one am putting my money on the formermost. What with the middle one being silly, and me not being suicidal enough to suggest the lattermost, and all.

:p

Or do we? :eek:

This obviously calls for some elaborate conspiracy theory about either the immortality of Stalin, or the ability of the dead to use the internet, or Myrth being silly.

I for one am putting my money on the formermost. What with the middle one being silly, and me not being suicidal enough to suggest the lattermost, and all.

:p

Oh dear. Myrth, if i'm nice to you, can I get some special party privelages?

EDIT- and Shaed, I see you've come out from underneath your futon. :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/Shaed/death1.jpg

hehe what a pretty kitty, yet I doubt Myrth is a kitty :P

You're all using the wrong Death picture.

Fools.

There is only ONE Death. The one that TALKS LIKE THIS.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/Shaed/death1.jpg

And anyway, Myrth isn't Death. If anything he'd be Vetinari. Or maybe Vorbis. Death is all adorable and naive. Not a good comparison at all.

Death also has a leather jacket with "Born to Rune" on it. Legend....plus a horse named Binky never goes a miss :D

Besides, even if Vetinari is a ruthless dictator...he still cares...after a fashion.

hehe what a pretty kitty, yet I doubt Myrth is a kitty :P

has, FC. the phrase you're looking for is 'has a kitty'.

Death also has a leather jacket with "Born to Rune" on it. Legend....plus a horse named Binky never goes a miss :D

Besides, even if Vetinari is a ruthless dictator...he still cares...after a fashion.

MmmHavelock Vetinari.

...

Stupid lack of living on Discworld.
*mutters*

How about Max reveals himself

I have it! Max is Myrth who is actually Stalin! :eek:

MmmHavelock Vetinari.

...

Stupid lack of living on Discworld.
*mutters*

Exactly...i need to live in Ankh Morpork! Even if it is just so i can go to the Mended Drum (formerly Broken), wander up the Tower of Art and make my way to the Watch House....hmmmmm

And anyway, Myrth isn't Death. If anything he'd be Vetinari. Or maybe Vorbis.
Comparing Vetinari to Vorbis? How dare you!? I mean, OK, technically Vetinari may, in some strange way, be considered to be a ruthless dictator, but as far as ruthless dictators go, he's an incredibly decent one. Heck, I'd have Vetinari for prime minister anyday.
Vorbis on the other hand, is a bloody fundamentalist who tortures people because he really thinks that's best for them.

Vetinari and Vorbis. Hah!

has, FC. the phrase you're looking for is 'has a kitty'.
*shifty eyes* Myrth is the kitty, no one ever expects the kitty.

Comparing Vetinari to Vorbis? How dare you!? I mean, OK, technically Vetinari may, in some strange way, be considered to be a ruthless dictator, but as far as ruthless dictators go, he's an incredibly decent one. Heck, I'd have Vetinari for prime minister anyday.
Vorbis on the other hand, is a bloody fundamentalist who tortures people because he really thinks that's best for them.

Vetinari and Vorbis. Hah!

Well. I was talking in relation to Myrth. Vetinari has the genius, but not the evil. Vorbis has the evil, but not the genius.

See where I was coming from now? I know that Vetinari is a hundred thousand times superior... but he's lacking the random evilness associated with Myrth.

I have it! Max is Myrth who is actually Stalin! :eek:
who is death, who is the Grim reaper :eek:

Well. I was talking in relation to Myrth. Vetinari has the genius, but not the evil. Vorbis has the evil, but not the genius.

See where I was coming from now? I know that Vetinari is a hundred thousand times superior... but he's lacking the random evilness associated with Myrth.
Ah. So you weren't actually comparing them.

I see.

Right.

I'll just be... over there then.

I have learned the identity of Myrth!

http://www.colingregorypalmer.net/london/journal/2004-02-20-picard.jpg

Well. I was talking in relation to Myrth. Vetinari has the genius, but not the evil. Vorbis has the evil, but not the genius.

See where I was coming from now? I know that Vetinari is a hundred thousand times superior... but he's lacking the random evilness associated with Myrth.

Ventinari is a true genius as he invented a whole new meaning for "he gave me a job for life."

I have learned the identity of Myrth!

http://www.colingregorypalmer.net/london/journal/2004-02-20-picard.jpg
I see him more as Q, but I dont have a picture, nor am I a star trek fan

I have learned the identity of Myrth!

http://www.colingregorypalmer.net/london/journal/2004-02-20-picard.jpg

Captain Pick-Hard? :confused:
I'd prefer Q.

Ventinari is a true genius as he invented a whole new meaning for "he gave me a job for life."

And a second meaning to the phrase 'don't let me detain you'.

Eeeeee! So much love. Now I have to go reread all my Discworld books.

And a second meaning to the phrase 'don't let me detain you'.

Eeeeee! So much love. Now I have to go reread all my Discworld books.

I'm reading "Going Postal" at the minute...genius, sheer genius.

http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Q.jpg

This is Myrth then?

Captain Pick-Hard? :confused:
I'd prefer Q.
hahaha im on to you :p

Charles Manson.

Or George Carlin.

:)
Seconded

I'm reading "Going Postal" at the minute...genius, sheer genius.
I wouldn't call Going Postal "sheer genius".

That is, I wouldn't call it that when compared to a great deal of other Discworld books.

Vetinari may, in some strange way, be considered to be a ruthless dictator, but as far as ruthless dictators go, he's an incredibly decent one.

Technically Ankh-Morpork is a democracy not a dictatorship, as they use the "one man, one vote" system...its just the Vetinari is the man, and he has the vote... ;) :D

Technically Ankh-Morpork is a democracy not a dictatorship, as they use the "one man, one vote" system...its just the Vetinari is the man, and he has the vote... ;) :D
Well, that's not completely true. Vimes, at one point, considered the idea of democracy where everyone was allowed to vote (apart from slaves, women, foreigners, idiots and people who aren't really our kind of people) but he gave up on the idea once he realised that Nobby too would have a vote.

That implies that the Ankh-Morpork democracy is... pretty unique.

I wouldn't call Going Postal "sheer genius".

That is, I wouldn't call it that when compared to a great deal of other Discworld books.

I think its one of his really good ones myself, its a lot better than the ones published a few years ago, and most of the witch ones (although thats just me, i can never seem to get into the witch books, although they are still quality books). My personal fav is Small Gods though.

Well, that's not completely true. Vimes, at one point, considered the idea of democracy where everyone was allowed to vote (apart from slaves, women, foreigners, idiots and people who aren't really our kind of people) but he gave up on the idea once he realised that Nobby too would have a vote.

That implies that the Ankh-Morpork democracy is... pretty unique.

As with most things in Ankh-Morpork really...although unique is often the kindest word you can use :D

My personal fav is Small Gods though.
Yeah, Small Gods is right up there with the best. It's just that The Fifth Elephant is the best (at the moment - my opinion is prone to change).

Although, I do dislike everything Rincewind.

Although, I do dislike everything Rincewind.

:eek:

But...*gasp*....even Moving Pictures? The Last Continent?

:eek:

So you want people from Disc-world to be a celebrity moderater for a day?

But...*gasp*....even Moving Pictures? The Last Continent?

Moving Pictures wasn't about Rincewind.
The Last Continent was pretty nice... except the parts where Rincewind ran away.

And that's just the point - Rincewind isn't interesting. He just runs away a lot. He doesn't carry the story, he... uhm... flees through it. The only things of real interest are, usually, the things Rincewind is running away from.

Moving Pictures wasn't about Rincewind.
The Last Continent was pretty nice... except the parts where Rincewind ran away.

And that's just the point - Rincewind isn't interesting. He just runs away a lot. He doesn't carry the story, he... uhm... flees through it. The only things of real interest are, usually, the things Rincewind is running away from.

Sorry my mistake, he wasn't in moving pictures...whoops. I see your point though, but he does stand up and fight in Sourcery.

Btw, have you seen the new books, the ones with the covers not by the artist who did them before (Kirby is it?). Crazy, why bother, its just a joke like the 'adult' harry potter books!

How about Max reveals himself
or maybe he is just [Violet]???

or maybe he is just [Violet]???
odd that soon after I posted this my computer crashed *shifty eyes*

Btw, have you seen the new books, the ones with the covers not by the artist who did them before (Kirby is it?). Crazy, why bother, its just a joke like the 'adult' harry potter books!
Yes, I've seen 'em - assuming we're talking about Paul Kidby. And really, I like Kidby's illustrations way better than Kirby's. They're more realistic and less chaotic. You can actually *see* what's going on, whereas with Kirby you really need to look at it for a while before you can even begin to figure out what it is you're seeing.

hehe what a pretty kitty, yet I doubt Myrth is a kitty :P
I dunno...
It would be just like him to be exactly what nobody expected.
*shifty eyes*

odd that soon after I posted this my computer crashed *shifty eyes*
:eek:
Pack your bags!
Run!

They'll have a fix on your position within 15 minutes, you've got to get out fast!!
:D

I think Myrth actually is the Grim Reaper.
Myrth? The Grim Reaper? Nah...we'd all be dead for playing scrabble. "WORD GAMES! YOU DIE!"

And Japaica would be quite thoroughly deceased by now, not just quite thoroughly banned.