NationStates Jolt Archive


I think I may want to go to jail...

Patra Caesar
20-01-2005, 12:06
Did anyone else watch that current affairs show on TV last night (In Australia, can't remember the channel) about Boronia prision? It's an experimental prision that looks just like one of those modern housing estates, a "community-style setting" according to(www.justice.wa.gov.au). They showed these nice, middle class, surburban houses called "Homeswest-style houses" (www.justice.wa.gov.au) with these ex-high security convicts "purchasing groceries at the shop inside the centre." (www.justice.wa.gov.au) It was a nice housing estate that you couldn't leave, and why would you want to?

Now I am jelous, I work, pay tax and obey the law, so why don't I get a nice house with security, money from the government, free transport and free adult education?

I suppose we could ask:
Boronia
14 Hayman Road
BENTLEY WA 6102
Telephone: (08) 9212 3600
Facsimile: (08) 9212 3515

I wrote more on the topic, but it got wiped (Grrr@computer)
BlatantSillyness
20-01-2005, 12:07
If you go to jail for publically masturbating at the Bush inagural you will be a God
Pepe Dominguez
20-01-2005, 12:09
You'd better get into the right prison, cause I've got some friends who've been through the system, and it ain't fun. ;)
Monkeypimp
20-01-2005, 12:10
Go and talk to someone who's actually been to prision and you'll be put off.
BlatantSillyness
20-01-2005, 12:11
You'd better get into the right prison, cause I've got some friends who've been through the system, and it ain't fun. ;)
I would imagine the first step to enjoying prison is to have the mindset that unlubricated anal penetration is is the best form of entertainment available and that you have consented to unlubricated anal penetration with everyone in the jail.
Patra Caesar
20-01-2005, 12:42
I don't plan on going to jail, or breaking the law for that matter. Still, it does make me jealous. Yes, I know, I should be grateful for what I've got.

Go and talk to someone who's actually been to prision and you'll be put off.

I used to work with a few people who have been in the system, both sides. If they had to go back I'm sure they'd want to go Boronia too.
UpwardThrust
20-01-2005, 13:39
If you go to jail for publically masturbating at the Bush inagural you will be a God
I belive these prisions are not in the united states (hint the au website) so while cool he would not get sent to the good prison