NationStates Jolt Archive


Who would make a better president?

Angry Fruit Salad
20-01-2005, 06:54
Bender from Futurama, or InuYasha?

I'd create a poll, but I'm braindead right now.
Gnostikos
20-01-2005, 06:55
I think a Sesshoumaru administration would do a world of good.
JRV
20-01-2005, 06:55
Bender.
Colodia
20-01-2005, 06:55
Bender, he's as close to Andrew Jackson as we'll get
Pepe Dominguez
20-01-2005, 06:57
I refuse to watch Jap-Animation, so I'm going with Bender. Especially since the Inuyasha commercials are horribly irritating.

Bender vs. Master Shake would be interesting.
Nova Terra Australis
20-01-2005, 06:57
Who's InuYasha? :confused:
JRV
20-01-2005, 06:58
Dunno. Just don't like the name.
Kryozerkia
20-01-2005, 06:58
InuYasha couldn't.

I vote for Treize!
Gnostikos
20-01-2005, 07:00
I refuse to watch Jap-Animation, so I'm going with Bender. Especially since the Inuyasha commercials are horribly irritating.
Please, no judgement through the advertisements. Those are a really bad basis. And there is quite a bit of anime that is very high quality. .hack//SIGN and Read or Die are my favourites, but Rurouni Kenshin and Inu-Yasha aren't all that bad.
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 07:04
Bender would be a good evil overlord im not sure about president
Germanische Zustande
20-01-2005, 07:06
I think Bush'll make the best president we've had since Ronald Reagan.
Gnostikos
20-01-2005, 07:07
I think Bush'll make the best president we've had since Ronald Reagan.
Well, if you're on acid, of course you think that!
Pepe Dominguez
20-01-2005, 07:09
Please, no judgement through the advertisements. Those are a really bad basis. And there is quite a bit of anime that is very high quality. .hack//SIGN and Read or Die are my favourites, but Rurouni Kenshin and Inu-Yasha aren't all that bad.

Read or Die was the only decent Japanimation I've seen.. me and a few friends were rolling around laughing when that jap broad was getting all orgasmic over the book.. we had to watch the whole thing after that... that's a movie though, 2 hours.. I can't take these long series that go nowhere.. it's just too much.
Blaze43401
20-01-2005, 07:10
Your a moron if you think Bush is going to screw up America. There is this thing called Check and Balances that prevents it.
Germanische Zustande
20-01-2005, 07:10
Us Republican Pro-Choice Bible-Thumping Gun-Toting Freedom-Fighters are the most sane people in the whole country. And the world, for that matter...
Pepe Dominguez
20-01-2005, 07:11
Your a moron if you think Bush is going to screw up America. There is this thing called Check and Balances that prevents it.

Yeah, the Republican SCOTUS, Congress, and Executive branch all check each other.. :p

Edit: I don't think Bush is gonna do anything nutty, but you gotta admit, he could. We hold all the cards, baby. ;)
Germanische Zustande
20-01-2005, 07:13
By the way, GO JOHN THUNE!!! I am so glad he pushed out that devil, Daschle.

Now, California just needs to return to Reagan country, and push that evil Boxer woman out of her seat. Go Tom McClintock!
Pepe Dominguez
20-01-2005, 07:17
By the way, GO JOHN THUNE!!! I am so glad he pushed out that devil, Daschle.

Now, California just needs to return to Reagan country, and push that evil Boxer woman out of her seat. Go Tom McClintock!

Is he even expected to run? I heard tell Riordan might, which would be an infinitely better option as far as probability of success..
Germanische Zustande
20-01-2005, 07:20
Well, McClintock is already a Senator, but he's trying to overthrow our dear Barbara. We didn't get rid of her this time, but we will eventually.

Lo! Look! The democrats do not spout their lies and half-truths and distortions. Have we won? By jove, I do believe so! My joy aboundeth!

And yes, I have also heard rumors that Riordan'll run.

And, another note, GO MR. PARKS! WE HOPE YOU WIN THE MAYORAL RACE! GET THAT DIRTY LYING CHEAT HAHN OUTTA THERE!
Germanische Zustande
20-01-2005, 07:23
By the way, I apoligize to the author of the thread for hijacking.
Angry Fruit Salad
20-01-2005, 07:24
I think Bush'll make the best president we've had since Ronald Reagan.

Bush isn't an option. We're sticking to cartoon characters here.
Pepe Dominguez
20-01-2005, 07:27
Well, McClintock is already a Senator, but he's trying to overthrow our dear Barbara. We didn't get rid of her this time, but we will eventually.

Lo! Look! The democrats do not spout their lies and half-truths and distortions. Have we won? By jove, I do believe so! My joy aboundeth!

And yes, I have also heard rumors that Riordan'll run.

And, another note, GO MR. PARKS! WE HOPE YOU WIN THE MAYORAL RACE! GET THAT DIRTY LYING CHEAT HAHN OUTTA THERE!

Ah, state senators and capital-S Senators are two different animals entirely though. ;)

Back to cartoons, I say Master Shake '08!
Stormforge
20-01-2005, 07:29
I think Bush'll make the best president we've had since Ronald Reagan.What the heck is this about? That's like saying the next Harry Potter book will be the best since The Prisoner of Azkaban. Well, maybe, but there's only like two other books in between.

Anyway, the obvious answer to the original question is: Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Germanische Zustande
20-01-2005, 07:29
McClintock isn't a Federal Senator? Figures. Well, that's what I get for not paying attention at rallies...

Well, then who is our other beloved democratic witchdoctor at Capitol Hill?

And if it's cartoons, then,

The Animated Versions of Kirk and Spock!

As President and Vice-President, respectively. (Although, we all know Spock'd be a better President, but, hey...)
Pepe Dominguez
20-01-2005, 07:31
McClintock isn't a Federal Senator? Figures. Well, that's what I get for not paying attention at rallies...

Well, then who is our other beloved democratic witchdoctor at Capitol Hill?

And if it's cartoons, then,

The Animated Versions of Kirk and Spock!

As President and Vice-President, respectively. (Although, we all know Spock'd be a better President, but, hey...)

Other one's Feinstein, like Boxer-lite.
Kamougal
20-01-2005, 08:33
bender all the way...inuyasha isn't even human, seriously...though...i guess bender isn't technically human...but he has enough flaws to be one ;)
Pencil Suckers
20-01-2005, 08:36
Bender. Definatly. Hands down.
Upitatanium
20-01-2005, 08:38
Inuyasha, no doubt.

At least he has a heart which he can't hide very well.

Bender hath no heart. The worst kind of leader. Hell, we've seen him be a pharaoh and a God to 2 different civilizations and they both went to ruin.
Pantylvania
20-01-2005, 09:35
Inu Yasha would just do what Kagome tells him to do, thus making him the best president ever.

And I hope that Mr. Parks for mayor isn't former police chief Bernard Parks. He wouldn't admit that the department had problems with police brutality even after he saw the videos and heard the confessions
Goed Twee
20-01-2005, 11:06
Bender as a president will stay sadly unknown to the majority of mainstream, yet will rule in his own unique way.

InuYasha will start off good, but after a bit we'll realize it's just the same bullshit over and over again. Around epis-er, the second year, we'd just get fed up and cance-er, impeach him.


So Bender for teh win
Ooger
20-01-2005, 12:23
^Ban this Buttered Asshole already! :mad:


Bender would lead a great nation with booze and hookers.
Then he'd decide to forget about the nation.
I vote Bender.

I'd vote for Inuyasha only if I had control over him (if his necklace followed my commands instead of Kagome).
Greedy Pig
20-01-2005, 13:01
I think i've seen this episode already.

Bender if he became King, he would enslave the whole human race and build a giant robot in his image, which eventually because of slavery, we rebel and kick his butt...

Bender's a mad man.

Inuyasha.. well, lets just say he's stupid. How many times does he have to realease his 'inner' power to defeat the monkey head person? Just release them already dammit!

Inuyasha definitely.. Bender's insane.
Ilura
20-01-2005, 13:08
I vote Prime Function Aki Zeta-5!

Because the only way to get universal peace and all that is if we all become rational, barely emotional androids!

But if I have to choose from the original two, I'd vote the one who isn't Bender.
Patra Caesar
20-01-2005, 13:22
The one eyed mutant woman from futurama, or Zoidberg!

Non-cartoon, OPRAH!!!!:D:D:D:D:D
Battlestar Christiania
20-01-2005, 16:40
Other one's Feinstein, like Boxer-lite.
No, no, Boxer is Feinstein-lite. ;)
Drunk commies
20-01-2005, 17:41
Bender from Futurama, or InuYasha?

I'd create a poll, but I'm braindead right now.
Bender. I like his policy on liquor and theft.
Armed Bookworms
20-01-2005, 18:07
WolfWood, or perhaps Black Mage from 8 bit.
Yvarr
20-01-2005, 18:50
Neither--it should be ME!! :D

In lieu of that, I vote Homer Simpson. Free donuts for all.