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any ideas people?

*shrugs*

"theLock" is the sound of one tree clapping when nobody's there.
"theLock" is what happens when you swim right after eating.
"theLock" is like green, but more so.
"theLock" is the woman who landed on Saturn in the year G.
"theLock" can almost reach escape velocity when jogging.

I hope I clarified.
:)

"theLock" is the sound of one tree clapping when nobody's there.

:)
trees can clap? interesting *shifty eyes*

trees can clap? interesting *shifty eyes*
I put "sound of one hand clapping" and "sound of a tree falling when nobody's there" together, and ended up with that.
:p

I'm going to vote that theLock is me, because I'm vain and I want somebody to vote that it's me.

"The lock" is lemon flavoured.

If it had to be somebody on the list, though, I'd pick you, BlatantSillyness. Assuming that's what the "me" option was.

"The lock" is lemon flavoured.
and good for curing coughs?

"The Lock" is the only survivour of a world without zinc.

If it had to be somebody on the list, though, I'd pick you, BlatantSillyness. Assuming that's what the "me" option was.
We all know its you dude- you cant fool us.

I put "sound of one hand clapping" and "sound of a tree falling when nobody's there" together, and ended up with that.
:p
but it would explain those noises I hear outside

and good for curing coughs?

Nah I think it'sa sore throat remedy.

"theLock" is lions and tigers and bears, oh my.
"theLock" is made of paper, but still weighs 13 pounds.
"theLock" is quite certainly not chartreuse, no matter how you look at it.
"theLock" is black and white and red all over.
"theLock" is who's there when nobody says "Knock knock!"
"theLock" is the last unexplored frontier.

If it had to be somebody on the list, though, I'd pick you, BlatantSillyness. Assuming that's what the "me" option was.
me refers to me as im the one that posted it

me refers to me as im the one that posted it
Oh, really?
Huh, I thought it was BlatantSillyness that posted this for some odd reason.
Oops.

The Lock is Alan Tracey, the Tracey Brothers deformed brother. Cruely shackled in a basement all his lfe while his brothers were out on 'international rescue', Alan has a deep hatred of humanity and vows one day to destroy it all. He also likes baseball!

Oh, really?
Huh, I thought it was BlatantSillyness that posted this for some odd reason.
Oops.
yes very odd

yes very odd
That's O.K.

I'm very odd too.

Hey, no one voted for me. Consider that problem rectified.

I am TheLock *hopes someone has read NightChills*

I am TheLock *hopes someone has read NightChills*
No, I am TheLock!
It's only *obvious*!

I'm confused now.

Is 'TheLock' the result of me trying to pronunce 'TheRock'?

Hey, no one voted for me. Consider that problem rectified.
hehe but I know who it is :)

I am TheLock *hopes someone has read NightChills*

And I am the TIN man.

http://www.pktheatre.com/The%20Tin%20Man.jpg

hehe but I know who it is :)But do I really care who The Lock is? The answer is yes. ...Wait! I mean no! The answer is no!

Aw crap.

And I am the TIN man.

http://www.pktheatre.com/The%20Tin%20Man.jpg
And I am the unholy offspring of Paul Allender and Eddie Vedder.

And I am the unholy offspring of Paul Allender and Eddie Vedder.

HISSSSS!

EVIL!

HISSSSS!

EVIL!
But what if I redefine evil to mean "not evil"?
And what if cows were green, had propellers, and frolicked gleefully through the galaxies?

But what if I redefine evil to mean "not evil"?
And what if cows were green, had propellers, and frolicked gleefully through the galaxies?

Too late. I've already got hornless unicorns that are purple, speak chinese and shit Ice cream with George bush in it.

Too late. I've already got hornless unicorns that are purple, speak chinese and shit Ice cream with George bush in it.
Ooh.
The Lemurians applaud you!
Confucius say - Git down wit' yo bad self!

The lock is a " tuft, tress, or ringlet of hair" as far as I can determine from a quick and brief review. I like this lock better than "a fastening (as for a door) operated by a key or a combination," or "an enclosure (as in a canal) with gates at each end used in raising or lowering boats as they pass from level to level," or "one that is assured of success or favorable outcome."

Here is the lock.

http://www.lockandkeypartyuk.co.uk/lock.jpg

Here is the lock.

http://www.lockandkeypartyuk.co.uk/lock.jpg

Whooo, the fabled Golden Yale Lock of Karrazagamtota...
*Drools*

I feel I should comment.

I feel I should comment.
we feel you should tell us what your favourite cher song is.

we feel you should tell us what your favourite cher song is.

cher does songs?

we feel you should tell us what your favourite cher song is.
with sonny or without?

cher does songs?


Gypsies Chimpanzies
the men would come around to lay the monkey down

yes

with sonny or without?
Hmm, with or without, whichever one you like best.

Hmm, with or without, whichever one you like best.
hmm I would rather ABBA

Isn't he the guy that people are "in for" or something?

this dude: http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/disagree/36.gif

Isn't he the guy that people are "in for" or something?
look for thread called "why"
for your convinence
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=390586

this dude: http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/disagree/36.gif
lets get him *growls*

*smashes up the smilie*
http://www.trapaniweb.it/neakle/guestbook/images/smilies/smilie-98.gif

I shoulda made this a public poll so I would know who voted for me

It appears that I am Myrth- what a revolting development

It appears that I am Myrth- what a revolting developmentWelcome back, TheLock! I am in after you!

Look at the numbers on this page and tell me it isn't someone in power: http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_nation/nation=thelock

*shifty eyes*

It appears that I am Myrth- what a revolting development
but would you really want to be me?

but would you really want to be me?
sure why not.

Eeeeeeee!
TheLock is back!
:fluffle:

sure why not.
but I am I mean your not me

I know who you are max

but I am I mean your not me

I know who you are max
shh. they'll execute you in your sleep and replace you with a clone. them greys are sneaky like that.

shh. they'll execute you in your sleep and replace you with a clone. them greys are sneaky like that.
hello TheLock... I... do not know... who you are... please disregard.. all I.... have... previously said.

hello TheLock... I... do not know... who you are... please disregard.. all I.... have... previously said.
Yeah, he doesn't know a thing. Yup yup.

and for some odd reason, when you post in all lowercase size 1, they can't read it.

and for some odd reason, when you post in all lowercase size 1, they can't read it.
Both mods and greys are the same. Must be the big eyes

Both mods and greys are the same. Must be the big eyes


or they just rufuse to squint

"TheLock" is the almighty answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.