NationStates Jolt Archive


Who is "the Lock"?

Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 13:06
any ideas people?
Kanabia
19-01-2005, 13:09
*shrugs*
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 13:10
"theLock" is the sound of one tree clapping when nobody's there.
"theLock" is what happens when you swim right after eating.
"theLock" is like green, but more so.
"theLock" is the woman who landed on Saturn in the year G.
"theLock" can almost reach escape velocity when jogging.

I hope I clarified.
:)
Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 13:12
"theLock" is the sound of one tree clapping when nobody's there.

:)
trees can clap? interesting *shifty eyes*
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 13:15
trees can clap? interesting *shifty eyes*
I put "sound of one hand clapping" and "sound of a tree falling when nobody's there" together, and ended up with that.
:p
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 13:16
I'm going to vote that theLock is me, because I'm vain and I want somebody to vote that it's me.
The Imperial Navy
19-01-2005, 13:16
"The lock" is lemon flavoured.
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 13:17
If it had to be somebody on the list, though, I'd pick you, BlatantSillyness. Assuming that's what the "me" option was.
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 13:18
"The lock" is lemon flavoured.
and good for curing coughs?
ProMonkians
19-01-2005, 13:18
"The Lock" is the only survivour of a world without zinc.
BlatantSillyness
19-01-2005, 13:18
If it had to be somebody on the list, though, I'd pick you, BlatantSillyness. Assuming that's what the "me" option was.
We all know its you dude- you cant fool us.
Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 13:20
I put "sound of one hand clapping" and "sound of a tree falling when nobody's there" together, and ended up with that.
:p
but it would explain those noises I hear outside
The Imperial Navy
19-01-2005, 13:20
and good for curing coughs?

Nah I think it'sa sore throat remedy.
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 13:21
"theLock" is lions and tigers and bears, oh my.
"theLock" is made of paper, but still weighs 13 pounds.
"theLock" is quite certainly not chartreuse, no matter how you look at it.
"theLock" is black and white and red all over.
"theLock" is who's there when nobody says "Knock knock!"
"theLock" is the last unexplored frontier.
Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 13:22
If it had to be somebody on the list, though, I'd pick you, BlatantSillyness. Assuming that's what the "me" option was.
me refers to me as im the one that posted it
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 13:23
me refers to me as im the one that posted it
Oh, really?
Huh, I thought it was BlatantSillyness that posted this for some odd reason.
Oops.
ProMonkians
19-01-2005, 13:25
The Lock is Alan Tracey, the Tracey Brothers deformed brother. Cruely shackled in a basement all his lfe while his brothers were out on 'international rescue', Alan has a deep hatred of humanity and vows one day to destroy it all. He also likes baseball!
Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 13:44
Oh, really?
Huh, I thought it was BlatantSillyness that posted this for some odd reason.
Oops.
yes very odd
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 13:44
yes very odd
That's O.K.

I'm very odd too.
Stormforge
19-01-2005, 13:47
Hey, no one voted for me. Consider that problem rectified.
TheLock
19-01-2005, 13:52
I am TheLock *hopes someone has read NightChills*
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 13:53
I am TheLock *hopes someone has read NightChills*
No, I am TheLock!
It's only *obvious*!

I'm confused now.
ProMonkians
19-01-2005, 13:54
Is 'TheLock' the result of me trying to pronunce 'TheRock'?
Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 13:55
Hey, no one voted for me. Consider that problem rectified.
hehe but I know who it is :)
The Imperial Navy
19-01-2005, 13:56
I am TheLock *hopes someone has read NightChills*

And I am the TIN man.

http://www.pktheatre.com/The%20Tin%20Man.jpg
Stormforge
19-01-2005, 13:56
hehe but I know who it is :)But do I really care who The Lock is? The answer is yes. ...Wait! I mean no! The answer is no!

Aw crap.
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 13:58
And I am the TIN man.

http://www.pktheatre.com/The%20Tin%20Man.jpg
And I am the unholy offspring of Paul Allender and Eddie Vedder.
The Imperial Navy
19-01-2005, 14:00
And I am the unholy offspring of Paul Allender and Eddie Vedder.

HISSSSS!

EVIL!
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 14:02
HISSSSS!

EVIL!
But what if I redefine evil to mean "not evil"?
And what if cows were green, had propellers, and frolicked gleefully through the galaxies?
The Imperial Navy
19-01-2005, 14:03
But what if I redefine evil to mean "not evil"?
And what if cows were green, had propellers, and frolicked gleefully through the galaxies?

Too late. I've already got hornless unicorns that are purple, speak chinese and shit Ice cream with George bush in it.
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 14:04
Too late. I've already got hornless unicorns that are purple, speak chinese and shit Ice cream with George bush in it.
Ooh.
The Lemurians applaud you!
Confucius say - Git down wit' yo bad self!
Jeff-O-Matica
19-01-2005, 14:05
The lock is a " tuft, tress, or ringlet of hair" as far as I can determine from a quick and brief review. I like this lock better than "a fastening (as for a door) operated by a key or a combination," or "an enclosure (as in a canal) with gates at each end used in raising or lowering boats as they pass from level to level," or "one that is assured of success or favorable outcome."
The Imperial Navy
19-01-2005, 14:09
Here is the lock.

http://www.lockandkeypartyuk.co.uk/lock.jpg
ProMonkians
19-01-2005, 14:12
Here is the lock.

http://www.lockandkeypartyuk.co.uk/lock.jpg

Whooo, the fabled Golden Yale Lock of Karrazagamtota...
*Drools*
Monkeypimp
19-01-2005, 14:20
I feel I should comment.
BlatantSillyness
19-01-2005, 14:21
I feel I should comment.
we feel you should tell us what your favourite cher song is.
Monkeypimp
19-01-2005, 14:24
we feel you should tell us what your favourite cher song is.

cher does songs?
Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 14:25
we feel you should tell us what your favourite cher song is.
with sonny or without?
BlatantSillyness
19-01-2005, 14:27
cher does songs?


Gypsies Chimpanzies
the men would come around to lay the monkey down

yes
BlatantSillyness
19-01-2005, 14:28
with sonny or without?
Hmm, with or without, whichever one you like best.
Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 14:54
Hmm, with or without, whichever one you like best.
hmm I would rather ABBA
Legless Pirates
19-01-2005, 14:56
Isn't he the guy that people are "in for" or something?
FairyTInkArisen
19-01-2005, 14:58
this dude: http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/disagree/36.gif
Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 15:01
Isn't he the guy that people are "in for" or something?
look for thread called "why"
for your convinence
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=390586
Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 15:04
this dude: http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/disagree/36.gif
lets get him *growls*
Legless Pirates
19-01-2005, 15:06
*smashes up the smilie*
http://www.trapaniweb.it/neakle/guestbook/images/smilies/smilie-98.gif
Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 15:12
I shoulda made this a public poll so I would know who voted for me
TheLock
20-01-2005, 11:12
It appears that I am Myrth- what a revolting development
Stormforge
20-01-2005, 11:14
It appears that I am Myrth- what a revolting developmentWelcome back, TheLock! I am in after you!
Los Banditos
20-01-2005, 11:34
Look at the numbers on this page and tell me it isn't someone in power: http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_nation/nation=thelock

*shifty eyes*
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 13:06
It appears that I am Myrth- what a revolting development
but would you really want to be me?
TheLock
21-01-2005, 09:15
but would you really want to be me?
sure why not.
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 09:17
Eeeeeeee!
TheLock is back!
:fluffle:
Findecano Calaelen
21-01-2005, 09:49
sure why not.
but I am I mean your not me

I know who you are max
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 09:51
but I am I mean your not me

I know who you are max
shh. they'll execute you in your sleep and replace you with a clone. them greys are sneaky like that.
Findecano Calaelen
21-01-2005, 09:58
shh. they'll execute you in your sleep and replace you with a clone. them greys are sneaky like that.
hello TheLock... I... do not know... who you are... please disregard.. all I.... have... previously said.
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:00
hello TheLock... I... do not know... who you are... please disregard.. all I.... have... previously said.
Yeah, he doesn't know a thing. Yup yup.

and for some odd reason, when you post in all lowercase size 1, they can't read it.
Los Banditos
21-01-2005, 10:02
and for some odd reason, when you post in all lowercase size 1, they can't read it.
Both mods and greys are the same. Must be the big eyes
Findecano Calaelen
21-01-2005, 10:10
Both mods and greys are the same. Must be the big eyes


or they just rufuse to squint
Superpower07
23-01-2005, 01:36
"TheLock" is the almighty answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.