The Usage of Fuck
Angry Fruit Salad
19-01-2005, 10:55
Let us discuss the many uses of the word fuck, and try to come up with some new ones.
Battery Charger
19-01-2005, 10:57
Watch your fucking language!
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 10:59
Watch your fucking language!
Yeah, you fucktard.
This thread is just asking to turn into some sort of immoral clusterfuck.
:D
NOTE! READ THIS!!:
This is not meant to be a flame or flamebait! This is meant in jest!
You must be taking the fuck, you fuck!
Stan Smackey
19-01-2005, 11:05
Man, you guys are really asking for it! To start a thread like this is just FUCKING stupid.
I mean, REALLY now!
What a FUCKING 'tard you are!
Stop it right FUCKING now! ;)
Red East
19-01-2005, 11:05
Hey, fuck off!
Wagwanimus
19-01-2005, 11:06
i just fucking like to fucking use the fucking word fuck at least fucking every two fucking words.
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 11:09
i just fucking like to fucking use the fucking word fuck at least fucking every two fucking words.
fuck fucking fucker fuck you fucktard fuck-up I fuckhead use it dumbfuck fucktacular clusterfucking 6 out of motherfucking 10, assfucker!
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 11:10
Hey, fuck off!
I have only one thing I can say to that:
Oh shi oh shi oh shi oh shi oh shi oh shi oh shi
http://www.geeklife.com/uploads/photos/58.jpg
Eutrusca
19-01-2005, 11:12
i just fucking like to fucking use the fucking word fuck at least fucking every two fucking words.
Hey! Are you related to my old Drill SGT? :eek:
fuck fucking fucker fuck you fucktard fuck-up I fuckhead use it dumbfuck fucktacular clusterfucking 6 out of motherfucking 10, assfucker!
a new fucking record. the most bad words of the same content in one sentence
The Imperial Navy
19-01-2005, 11:18
FUCK in history.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fwordflash.html
Red East
19-01-2005, 11:22
I have only one thing I can say to that:
Oh shi oh shi oh shi oh shi oh shi oh shi oh shi
http://www.geeklife.com/uploads/photos/58.jpg
Bah! Made my day (considering I´m ill and all. Yay to no school!).
The Imperial Navy
19-01-2005, 11:29
Got a problem with the word Fuck?
Well Fuck the Fucking Fuckers!
Wagwanimus
19-01-2005, 11:37
fuck fucking fucker fuck you fucktard fuck-up I fuckhead use it dumbfuck fucktacular clusterfucking 6 out of motherfucking 10, assfucker!
fuck you, you fuckwailing fucknasm, i fucktaculate all of your fuckminded fuckree with fucking one fucking word:
****
Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 11:43
im a fucking champion
im a fucking, champion
Crimmond
19-01-2005, 11:43
I can allready feel the Mod lasers tracking this thread...
ANd to the guy who mentioned Drill Sergeants:
What does a DS say to his platoon?
"I just want to stand here and stare at my Privates."
Brunswick Harbour
19-01-2005, 11:47
Stop fucking swearing, you lot!
Fuckin' oath it's fucking ridiculous.
;-)
The Imperial Navy
19-01-2005, 11:47
I have chosen to stop as of here as I actually treasure having this nation.
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 11:48
I have chosen to stop as of here as I actually treasure having this nation.
Yeah, I share your sentiments on this one.
Time to suht up before I get shut up.
Wagwanimus
19-01-2005, 11:51
Yeah, I share your sentiments on this one.
Time to suht up before I get shut up.
fucking in before the fucking lock. they won't shut this up. this is freedom of speech. even if they do - you won't lose your nations. join me brothers - unite in fuckery
Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 11:52
Yeah, I share your sentiments on this one.
Time to suht up before I get shut up.
thirded
Red East
19-01-2005, 11:53
fucking in before the fucking lock. they won't shut this up. this is freedom of speech. even if they do - you won't lose your nations. join me brothers - unite in fuckery
I´d rather not. It just doesn´t sound... right.
thirded
fourthed
+1
*really stops now*
Demented Hamsters
19-01-2005, 17:12
fuck the lot of you, bar six. They can be your pallbearers.
Fuck stands for
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge=FUCK
It was invented by English courts in the middle ages, when old pervy men didn't keep their zippers closed as they persued the daughters of courtiers!
what a fuckangular thread
Superpower07
19-01-2005, 20:36
J00 A3r a Fux0ring idiot!
Occidio Multus
19-01-2005, 20:57
I say motherfuck. a lot. as in motherFUCKer. not because i FUCK my mother, or FUCKING want to, but because I speak so FUCKing fast, and often say motherFUCKer, that it translates to motherFUCK. FanFUCKing tastic. Who wants to FUCKing argue the motherFUCKing point?
Janers place
19-01-2005, 21:18
this is Fucked
Up
Beyond
All
Recognition
Conceptualists
19-01-2005, 21:20
this is Fucked
Up
Beyond
All
Recognition
Not as good as that other well known army phrase.
"Fuck! The Fucking Fucker's Fucking Fucked"
Drunk commies
19-01-2005, 21:31
Frankly I think this thread should be filed
Under spam.
Certainly you may feel free to disagree, but
Keep your opinion to yourself.
Chess Squares
19-01-2005, 21:36
ooh ooh let me try
Stop fucking your mom and get the fuck over here you fucking stupid fucktarded fuck.
i win
Unarmed Republicans
19-01-2005, 21:43
uck - fuckity fuckbasket - fook - kcuf
*hides from the mass banning about to take palce*
Dontgonearthere
20-01-2005, 00:39
On a serious note...
The word 'fuck' is basicaly used as a placeholder, in the same vein as 'like', EX:
So, I was like, at the mall and....
^Valley girl :P
Anyway, I was at the fuckin' mall and this stupid fuck...
^Gangsta/high school student
Generaly people get into the habit of saying it and the words just sort of fall into place, I imagine that they genearly get started saying fuck to be cool.
Meh, Im one of those people who generaly doesnt swear, it just doesnt make sense to me. I would rather have somebody confused than angry.
Serpskastan
20-01-2005, 00:48
:p :fluffle: Feel the fucking love!
FUCKSTERS! Fucking fuck by fucktwat fuck! Fucked fuckers fucking fucksters fucking fine! FUCK! F(ornication) U(nder) C(arnal) K(nowledge)! FUCK! Fucking fuckwads in the fucking fuck hall, those fucking fucktards! Fuck the fucking fuckers.
I enjoy swearing, and I routinely try to elevate it as an art form. :cool:
Zekhaust
20-01-2005, 00:59
Fuck stands for
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge=FUCK
It was invented by English courts in the middle ages, when old pervy men didn't keep their zippers closed as they persued the daughters of courtiers!
I heard it came from england, but with the quartering act.
Fornication Under Consent of the King = Fuck. They brought that to America.
Oh by the way. Fuck doesn't hurt anyone. Fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck.
Thank you.
R00fletrain
20-01-2005, 01:12
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘Fuck’.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, ‘Fuck’ is the only word referred to as ‘The F word.’
It’s the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
‘Fuck,’ as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word ‘Flicken’ which means ‘To strike’.
In English, ‘Fuck’ falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, “John fucked Shirley,” as an intransitive verb, “Shirley fucks.”
It’s meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, “John’s doing all the fucking work.”
As part of an adverb, “Shirley talks too fucking much.”
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, “Shirley is fucking beautiful.”
As the object of an adverb, “Shirley is fucking beautifully.”
As a noun, “I don’t give a fuck.”
As part of a word, “Abso-fucking-lutly” or “In-fucking-credible.”
And as almost every work in a sentence, “Fuck the fucking fuckers.”
As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of ‘Fuck.’
As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: “I got fucked at the used car lot.”
Dismay: “Aww, fuck it,” trouble: “I guess I’m really fucked now.”
Aggression: “Don’t fuck with me buddy.”
Difficulty: “I don’t understand this fucking question.”
Inquiry: “Who the fuck was that.”
Dissatisfaction: “I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.”
Incompetence: “He’s a fuck off.”
Dismissal: “Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.?”
I’m sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately, so say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!
Jakopolis
20-01-2005, 01:19
its just a fuckin word. who cares
:sniper:
Nova Terra Australis
20-01-2005, 01:35
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘Fuck’.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, ‘Fuck’ is the only word referred to as ‘The F word.’
It’s the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
‘Fuck,’ as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word ‘Flicken’ which means ‘To strike’.
In English, ‘Fuck’ falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, “John fucked Shirley,” as an intransitive verb, “Shirley fucks.”
It’s meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, “John’s doing all the fucking work.”
As part of an adverb, “Shirley talks too fucking much.”
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, “Shirley is fucking beautiful.”
As the object of an adverb, “Shirley is fucking beautifully.”
As a noun, “I don’t give a fuck.”
As part of a word, “Abso-fucking-lutly” or “In-fucking-credible.”
And as almost every work in a sentence, “Fuck the fucking fuckers.”
As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of ‘Fuck.’
As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: “I got fucked at the used car lot.”
Dismay: “Aww, fuck it,” trouble: “I guess I’m really fucked now.”
Aggression: “Don’t fuck with me buddy.”
Difficulty: “I don’t understand this fucking question.”
Inquiry: “Who the fuck was that.”
Dissatisfaction: “I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.”
Incompetence: “He’s a fuck off.”
Dismissal: “Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.?”
I’m sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately, so say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!
:D Someone had to do it.
ROFL!
Serpskastan
20-01-2005, 01:39
The fucking video was fucking linked to, fuck it...
FUCKING FUCK! My fucking fuckster little fucker won't go away!
Roach-Busters
20-01-2005, 01:50
In before the lock.
Legless Pirates
20-01-2005, 01:53
In before the fuck.
:eek:
Roach-Busters
20-01-2005, 01:53
:eek:
You sick, sick little monkey. :mad:
Legless Pirates
20-01-2005, 01:55
You sick, sick little monkey. :mad:
sorry dude. I just couldn't resist
Roach-Busters
20-01-2005, 01:56
sorry dude. I just couldn't resist
It's okay. ;) I'll admit, it was pretty funny! :p
Tuffnell
20-01-2005, 02:00
May I say fuck?
Fuck.
Glow_worm
20-01-2005, 02:12
On a serious note...
The word 'fuck' is basicaly used as a placeholder, in the same vein as 'like', EX:
So, I was like, at the mall and....
^Valley girl :P
Anyway, I was at the fuckin' mall and this stupid fuck...
^Gangsta/high school student
Generaly people get into the habit of saying it and the words just sort of fall into place, I imagine that they genearly get started saying fuck to be cool.
Meh, Im one of those people who generaly doesnt swear, it just doesnt make sense to me. I would rather have somebody confused than angry.
I dont swear to be cool I have never done anything to be cool. I swear when either I am angery or if im in a good mood simply because swearing vents anger at least for me it does and because I like to, Its all in good fun isnt it. I am also very much against the mass censorship of language that takes place in the world as well if you couldnt tell. Hmm I wonder how many ppl will be banned for participating in this Debauchery. DEBAUCHERY!
Bogstonia
20-01-2005, 02:16
That's the fuckiest fuck that ever fucked.
Stelands
20-01-2005, 02:26
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck. Out of all the words in the English language that begin with the letter F, fuck is the only word referred to as the “F-word". It’s the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word “flechin", which means, “to strike". In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb, for instance: “John fucked Shirley". As an intransitive verb: “Shirley fucks". Its meaning is not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective, such as: “John’s doing all the fucking work". As part of an adverb: “Shirley talks too fucking much". As an adverb enhancing an adjective: “Shirley is fucking beautiful". As a noun: “I don’t give a fuck". As part of a word: “Abso-fucking-lutely” or “in-fucking-credible". And as almost every word in a sentence: “Fuck the fucking fuckers". As you must realize, there aren’t too many words with the versatility of the word fuck, as in these examples describing situations, describing: Fraud - “I got fucked at the used car lot". Dismay - “Aw, fuck it". Trouble - “I guess I’m really fucked now". Aggression - “Don’t fuck with me buddy". Difficulty - “I don’t understand this fucking question". Inquiry - “Who the fuck was that". Dissatisfaction - “I don’t like what the fuck is going on here". Incompetence - “He’s a fuck-off". Dismissal - “Why don’t you go outside and play ‘Hide And Go Fuck Yourself’". I’m sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: “FUCK YOU!”
Trilateral Commission
20-01-2005, 02:32
fuck can be used repeatedly
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James The King
20-01-2005, 02:33
fuck fuckety fuckfuckfuck -south park the movie
i will hollow out your eyes and skull fuck you! -full metal jacket
holy fucking shit! -me
Shimhold
20-01-2005, 02:34
Congratu-Fucking-lations.
Janers place
20-01-2005, 02:37
fuck can be used repeatedly
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fucking a-- right
fucking a-- right
what in in the name of fuck
Eridanus
20-01-2005, 02:53
Fucktard
Tsaraine
20-01-2005, 03:04
We do allow members to swear, to a degree, on these boards. The important part here is "to a degree"; when taken to this degree, it is gratuitous spam.
Really, people, you should be past the age of using words just to shock and provoke.
Kanabia - warned for spamming. "Postcount +1" is spam.
Wagwanimus - warned for spamming. "In before the lock" is spam, and it's worse when you add expletives.
Chess Squares - warned for flaming. There is no reason whatsoever to refer to another person in such a manner. Upon further inspection, Chess Squares has a "forumban on next offence" notice. This has been done - he may return in a week, but before that time, accessing the forums is for him a violation of the TOS and will result in further measures being carried out.
Roach-Busters - warned for spamming. "In before the lock" is spam. I believe you've been warned before, also.
Trilateral Commission - warned for spamming. Posting "fuck" repeatedly adds nothing to the dubious value of this discussion.
Janers place - warned for spamming. Quoting all that, and then adding nothing of value, is spam.
The rest of you should know better than this. This includes Angry Fruit Salad for starting the thread. However, I'm not going to warn you in this instance - but sharpen up your acts, people. Fast.
~ Tsar the Mod.