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Enough with threads about effing abortion, already.

Dobbs Town
19-01-2005, 07:35
It's just the same thread as before, I just thought I'd go and change it and maybe more people would type their disdain along with me...

It doesn't occur at any point, between the time you decide to post a thread and the time that you hit 'Submit New Thread', that whatever it is you personally feel you may have to add to subjects like abortion, that in reality, you've got absolutely no unique insights whatsoever (doubly so for men, triply so for juveniles) into that aspect of human experience.

But post you will, and so begins anew yet another tedious cycle of Abortion 'debate'. Now, line up both sides with all the usual boring arguments, the same cliched bits of humor, and lets not forget horrorshow images for the kiddies...

*yawns*

I feel old. Really old.
Ogiek
19-01-2005, 07:36
Yes, they are a bore and should be shunned.
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 07:37
Seconded. Err, thirded.
Eutrusca
19-01-2005, 07:42
I'll vote for that! :D
Ice Hockey Players
19-01-2005, 07:42
Is it possible to fourth this? Of course, these topics sort of go in cycles, so I sort of expect it.
Elsburytonia
19-01-2005, 07:43
We need more threads one where the next CSI franchise will be based.

CSI Vancover
CSI New Dehli
CSI Moscow
CSI Vatican City
Zahumlje
19-01-2005, 07:46
CSI Albuquerque NM
CSI Sarajevo BiH
CSI Dublin Ireland
CSI Stockholm Sweden
CSI Yakima Gulag American Siberija
(kuz God knows we gotta hella murders here! and well..if this gulag was good enough for Ray Charles back WHEN, why not CSI now!?)
Elsburytonia
19-01-2005, 07:50
CSI Norfolk Island would be boring.

2 murders in 140 years.
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 07:57
CSI: Bottom of the Atlantic Ocean
CSI: Loco
(I believe that's the name of that one really tiny town in Texas. Correct me if I'm wrong.)

And best of all:
Reality CSI! Pick someone and kill them, than have a team of contestants try to figure out who it was!
Dobbs Town
19-01-2005, 07:59
I have never seen an episode of CSI. This is deliberate on my part. I assume it's about pigs?
Slinao
19-01-2005, 08:10
CSI: WhiteHouse

Rash of InternMurders leads them on a race against the clock, there biggest tip off is when they talk to Former President Clinton, and his revealing of secret passages that interns use for slipping in and out unseen.
Nation of Fortune
19-01-2005, 08:13
great way to hijack a thread!
Anyway, yes, there are like 20 abortion threads out now, But that wasn't a problem when I joined, it was politics then, but I hear it was a problem before
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 08:54
Enough threads about effing abortion?

Eww! Do we really have that many perverts here?
This is like necrophilia and a really extreme version of paedophilia combined!

Eww. Now my brain is trying to actually think about fucking an aborted foetus, and I want to shoot myself to get these images out of my head. Go me!
Nova Terra Australis
19-01-2005, 08:58
It's just the same thread as before, I just thought I'd go and change it and maybe more people would type their disdain along with me...

It doesn't occur at any point, between the time you decide to post a thread and the time that you hit 'Submit New Thread', that whatever it is you personally feel you may have to add to subjects like abortion, that in reality, you've got absolutely no unique insights whatsoever (doubly so for men, triply so for juveniles) into that aspect of human experience.

But post you will, and so begins anew yet another tedious cycle of Abortion 'debate'. Now, line up both sides with all the usual boring arguments, the same cliched bits of humor, and lets not forget horrorshow images for the kiddies...

*yawns*

I feel old. Really old.

Hear! Hear! One thread is surely ample.
Patra Caesar
19-01-2005, 09:03
CSI: Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Dorothy travels to a strange land and kills the first woman she meets, she continues with her plot to blackmail and kill again. Will the CSI team be able to collect enough evidence to stop her before she strikes again?
Eichen
19-01-2005, 09:05
I think they're the new "gay threads".
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
19-01-2005, 09:13
[CSI: Hell, Michigan. It's hell... on earth

no seriously, thats an actual place. i dont think theres many murders though. i am going there, someday.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan

now back to your regularly scheduled thread. oh, and sorry. hijacking is rarely cool, this was just one of those things i felt like sharing.
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 09:14
[CSI: Hell, Michigan. It's hell... on earth

no seriously, thats an actual place. i dont think theres many murders though. i am going there, someday.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan

now back to your regularly scheduled thread. oh, and sorry. hijacking is rarely cool, this was just one of those things i felt like sharing.
Wow! That's fucking cool!

"Where do you live?"
"IN HELL!!!"

G'job, you got my mind off the "sex with aborted fetuses" track that it was on before.
Copiosa Scotia
19-01-2005, 09:14
We need more threads one where the next CSI franchise will be based.

CSI Vancover
CSI New Dehli
CSI Moscow
CSI Vatican City

Why, when you could just watch 24 instead?
Der Lieben
19-01-2005, 09:16
CSI: Bottom of the Atlantic Ocean
CSI: Loco
(I believe that's the name of that one really tiny town in Texas. Correct me if I'm wrong.)

And best of all:
Reality CSI! Pick someone and kill them, than have a team of contestants try to figure out who it was!

Yep. Take it from a guy who lived there for five years. Not in the town, but the state. Wow, that'll be 13 years total of Bush. That's more than many could handle. :p
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 09:18
Yep. Take it from a guy who lived there for five years.
Which one?
The bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, or reality?
Oh, did you mean the town in Texas?

:D
Der Lieben
19-01-2005, 09:20
I edited the post, it wasn't in Loco, but in Texas where I lived. I just recall seeing it on a map and saying, hmm, a town called loco.
Der Lieben
19-01-2005, 09:22
How 'bout CSI Neutron Star, or CSI Singularity? :rolleyes:
BrutalNewt
19-01-2005, 09:23
CSI Guantanamo Bay. But you'd never see the episode and all of the cast would have "accidents" during filming.
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 09:42
CSI Guantanamo Bay. But you'd never see the episode and all of the cast would have "accidents" during filming.
Along those lines:

CSI Abu Ghraib.
No more needs to be said about this one.
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
19-01-2005, 09:58
Wow! That's fucking cool!

"Where do you live?"
"IN HELL!!!"

G'job, you got my mind off the "sex with aborted fetuses" track that it was on before.

ha, no problem.. also, from what i hear, they sell bats (the animal).. so when you take a trip there, you can buy one, bring it home and say "look, its my bat... out of hell."

i would name mine meatloaf.
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 10:00
ha, no problem.. also, from what i hear, they sell bats (the animal).. so when you take a trip there, you can buy one, bring it home and say "look, its my bat... out of hell."

i would name mine meatloaf.
:D

That is so awesome that I think we need to all go eat some ice cream.
Unless we don't like ice cream.
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
19-01-2005, 10:13
:D

That is so awesome that I think we need to all go eat some ice cream.
Unless we don't like ice cream.

ha, i've actually been planning on going. and no matter how much someone doesnt like ice cream, theres no way they can say no to ice cream in hell. imagine getting a call duing that.. "what are you doing?" oh nothing, eating some ben and jerrys.. in HELL!

on top of that, its in michigan.. so whats better then when it freezes over?
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 10:17
ha, i've actually been planning on going. and no matter how much someone doesnt like ice cream, theres no way they can say no to ice cream in hell. imagine getting a call duing that.. "what are you doing?" oh nothing, eating some ben and jerrys.. in HELL!

on top of that, its in michigan.. so whats better then when it freezes over?
In today's news, the citizens of Hell are snowed in today. The plows can't even get out!

In other news, I'm not wearing any pants.

For our headline story, here's a bunch of cute kittens.
http://www.cutelittlekittens.com/

Now, on to weatherman!

"Tonight's forecast: it will be dark."
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
19-01-2005, 10:22
In today's news, the citizens of Hell are snowed in today. The plows can't even get out!

In other news, I'm not wearing any pants.

For our headline story, here's a bunch of cute kittens.
http://www.cutelittlekittens.com/

Now, on to weatherman!

"Tonight's forecast: it will be dark."

ah i feel sorry for the people there. the whole damn town is ripe for parody.

"in other news, the towns most well known lawyer died today at the age of 74." he will be buried here in his hometown of hell." "and damnit man, put some pants on. your a citizen of hell, act like you have some morals."

i have decided. im going to move to hell, and rent whatever house has 666 for the street number.
Copiosa Scotia
19-01-2005, 10:26
I edited the post, it wasn't in Loco, but in Texas where I lived. I just recall seeing it on a map and saying, hmm, a town called loco.

Isn't that just the Spanish name for Austin?
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 10:27
ah i feel sorry for the people there. the whole damn town is ripe for parody.

"in other news, the towns most well known lawyer died today at the age of 74." he will be buried here in his hometown of hell." "and damnit man, put some pants on. your a citizen of hell, act like you have some morals."

i have decided. im going to move to hell, and rent whatever house has 666 for the street number.
Anton LeVay should have moved to Hell.

I wonder if they have a CoS coven there? Cause that would be hilarious.
Satanists in Hell.
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
19-01-2005, 10:30
Anton LeVay should have moved to Hell.

I wonder if they have a CoS coven there? Cause that would be hilarious.
Satanists in Hell.

i would be suprised if they didnt have a coven there. "im in the church of satan" oh yeah, well i live in hell.
Logical-ish Vulcans
19-01-2005, 10:38
CSI: Buckingham Palace
CSI: Vulcan
CSI: Yellow Submarine (eep)
CSI: LAX (cough desperate ratings bid cough)
CSI: CSI
CSI: Sydney
CSI: Middle Earth
CSI Jeopardy!
CSI: Kremlin
CSI: Museum of Really Really Sharp Pointy Things

And finally...

CSI: Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 10:40
CSI: Yellow Submarine (eep)
"We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, yellow submarine..."
I say that's one of the catchiest songs ever. The Beatles were excellent meme-crafters.
CSI: Museum of Really Really Sharp Pointy Things
Now *that* is my kind of museum!
:D
Battery Charger
19-01-2005, 10:52
I AGREE!


Abortion is a serious issue and it deserves some discussion. However, it's pretty pointless to keep going through the same arguments with the same people over and over again. Just because you have an opinion on the subject and feel strongly about it doesn't mean you have to voice it every time you see a new thread. Don't waste your time.

If you have time to waste, bite your tounge and read the frickin thread. You might find a new idea to consider. You probably won't, but you might. :)
Wagwanimus
19-01-2005, 10:56
I AGREE!


Abortion is a serious issue and it deserves some discussion. However, it's pretty pointless to keep going through the same arguments with the same people over and over again. Just because you have an opinion on the subject and feel strongly about it doesn't mean you have to voice it every time you see a new thread. Don't waste your time.

If you have time to waste, bite your tounge and read the frickin thread. You might find a new idea to consider. You probably won't, but you might. :)


CSI: Abortion thread

the bodies of various pro choice and anti abortion posters are discovered in various locales around the world. the job of the team (which needs to include sippowicz (sp) from NYPD blue) is to discover which irate message board regular has offed the unlucky few

:D
Cannot think of a name
19-01-2005, 11:32
I wonder how long until there is the "Enough with the threads calling Enough of things".....


The ackward wording is probably saving us
Findecano Calaelen
19-01-2005, 11:39
I wonder how long until there is the "Enough with the threads calling Enough of things".....


The ackward wording is probably saving us
never!
we need those to make parodies of