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I Am Vindicated! Angelina Jolie Really Is A Cloven-Footed Succubus

Nihilistic Beginners
19-01-2005, 05:59
I was right, that frogged faced harlot stole Brad from Jen


http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/bradangelinacover.jpg

http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/starbradangelina011805.html
Andaluciae
19-01-2005, 06:03
Why the hell are they just randomly in Italy...rich bastardity I say.
Crusty Stuff
19-01-2005, 06:05
I was right, that frogged faced harlot stole Brad from Jen


You really need to get a life.
Soviet Narco State
19-01-2005, 06:07
hee hee look a nihilist obsessed with celebrity gossip!



Also of course she is a demonic succubus, she wore a vial of blood around her freakin neck!
Nihilistic Beginners
19-01-2005, 06:15
You really need to get a life.
Say what you will, but I was right!
Dobbs Town
19-01-2005, 06:16
Say what you will, but I was right!

Ok, you were right. Now how about that life?
Trilateral Commission
19-01-2005, 06:18
I have no life.
Upitatanium
19-01-2005, 06:19
Rumor had it Jen caught them having phone sex.
Nihilistic Beginners
19-01-2005, 06:20
Ok, you were right. Now how about that life?
Please let me revel in my total rightness. Did you notice that Britney is pregnant too?
Crusty Stuff
19-01-2005, 06:24
Please let me revel in my total rightness. Did you notice that Britney is pregnant too?The emptinesss...........



it's so sad, the potential for a life was right there.
Greedy Pig
19-01-2005, 06:25
Tomb Raider!!

Heart Raider I say!
Trilateral Commission
19-01-2005, 06:26
Harun Al-Rashid!
Mistress Kimberly
19-01-2005, 06:28
Please let me revel in my total rightness. Did you notice that Britney is pregnant too?


I did notice that. Well I'll be.....I feel so informed tonight....it's almost scary.
The Plutonian Empire
19-01-2005, 06:29
I was right, that frogged faced harlot stole Brad from Jen


http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/bradangelinacover.jpg

http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/starbradangelina011805.html
Why are you so obsessed with this girl anyway?
Branin
19-01-2005, 06:32
I was right, that frogged faced harlot stole Brad from Jen


WHO CARES

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
Ultra Cool People
19-01-2005, 06:35
She suc u bus?

Lucky dog. :D
Bogstonia
19-01-2005, 06:36
Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg
Trilateral Commission
19-01-2005, 06:37
Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi
Salchicho
19-01-2005, 06:37
Brad Pitt chose that fugly bitch over Jennifer Aniston? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???
Armed Bookworms
19-01-2005, 06:42
How much do you want to bet there's a scene like that in the movie?
Salchicho
19-01-2005, 06:44
How much do you want to bet there's a scene like that in the movie?
not one penny. I believe that is a scene. Tabloids. :rolleyes:
Reconditum
19-01-2005, 06:54
I was right, that frogged faced harlot stole Brad from Jen

Vindication is sweet, isn't it? You'd just better hope you haven't peaked.
Eutrusca
19-01-2005, 06:58
Also of course she is a demonic succubus, she wore a vial of blood around her freakin neck!
Perhaps so, but she's still hot enough to burn asbestos! :D
Neo-Anarchists
19-01-2005, 07:23
Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi Oh shi
What's with this "Oh shi" thing?
It's funny in its own right, but why exactly did people start saying it? What does it mean?
Zentia
19-01-2005, 07:41
You know, she did adopt kids... What next, you're going to say she only adopted them to put them in a sweat shop?
Gauthier
19-01-2005, 08:35
I see the beginning of a vicious Hollywood Succubus Cycle.

1) Billy-Bob Thornton leaves Angelina Jolie for some other woman (forgot her name)

2) Brad Pitt leaves Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie


My Prediction:

3) Another Hollywood couple will split over Jennifer Aniston.
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
19-01-2005, 09:26
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/abaddon03/Bryce%20-%20Funny/buddychristthanks.bmp

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/abaddon03/Bryce%20-%20Funny/paraplegiccare.bmp

sorry, i just had to.
Nihilistic Beginners
19-01-2005, 19:05
I'm still reveling in my absolute rightosity
CthulhuFhtagn
19-01-2005, 19:16
The Star is a tabloid. It has no credibility.

Off topic, look at Brad Pitt's eyes, and where they're pointing.
Grave_n_idle
19-01-2005, 19:19
I was right, that frogged faced harlot stole Brad from Jen


http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/bradangelinacover.jpg

http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/starbradangelina011805.html

You have some REAL issues....

Isn't this like the third "I'm so jealous of Brad" thread you've run, now?
Inmania
19-01-2005, 19:24
I was right, that frogged faced harlot stole Brad from Jen


http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/bradangelinacover.jpg

http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/starbradangelina011805.html
Dude, its all in your head.
Personal responsibilit
19-01-2005, 19:24
I'm surprised any would condemn... particularly her. If anyone is guilty, it is Brad of breaking his vows. How come Angelina is the one taking all the blame, not that she is guiltless mind you.
Grave_n_idle
19-01-2005, 19:30
I'm surprised any would condemn... particularly her. If anyone is guilty, it is Brad of breaking his vows. How come Angelina is the one taking all the blame, not that she is guiltless mind you.

Because certain people believe whatever the media tells them.

And, I suspect, because there are a lot of people right now wishing they were Brad Pitt..

(Personally, I don't find Angelina even remotely attractive... but I seem to be in a minority).
Nihilistic Beginners
19-01-2005, 19:33
You have some REAL issues....

Isn't this like the third "I'm so jealous of Brad" thread you've run, now?
How am i like jealous of Brad? Hello? It's not Brad's fault he got caught in the web of that evil bitch. People like Angelina Jolie are like Hilter they have a certain charisma no matter how evil and repugnant they truly are.
Personal responsibilit
19-01-2005, 19:34
Because certain people believe whatever the media tells them.

And, I suspect, because there are a lot of people right now wishing they were Brad Pitt..

(Personally, I don't find Angelina even remotely attractive... but I seem to be in a minority).

That makes two of us. My wife is significantly more attractive than either Angelina or Jennifer. I'm just surprised at the moralistic arguments from people on this subject while they are so willing to let so many other things go in the name of current societal standards. Why not this as well??? Since when has marraige been sacred in Hollywood?
Grave_n_idle
19-01-2005, 19:44
How am i like jealous of Brad? Hello? It's not Brad's fault he got caught in the web of that evil bitch. People like Angelina Jolie are like Hilter they have a certain charisma no matter how evil and repugnant they truly are.

Exactly.

I think you just pretty much made my point.
Rubina
19-01-2005, 19:57
(Personally, I don't find Angelina even remotely attractive... but I seem to be in a minority).No, I suspect we're just silent in our majority. Angelina lined up twice when they were handing out ugly.
Grave_n_idle
19-01-2005, 20:02
No, I suspect we're just silent in our majority. Angelina lined up twice when they were handing out ugly.

Harsh. Very harsh.

Fair.

But harsh.
Rubina
19-01-2005, 20:15
Harsh. Very harsh.

Fair.

But harsh.I calls 'em as I sees 'em. :D
Cogitation
19-01-2005, 20:16
/me closes his eyes and mutters to himself:

I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because....

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

...

(Personally, I don't find Angelina even remotely attractive... but I seem to be in a minority).
No, I suspect we're just silent in our majority. Angelina lined up twice when they were handing out ugly.
Not that I actually care, but I'd like to double-check a couple of things:
Are we talking about Angelina Jolie, here?
Is the woman pictured in Post #1 of this topic Angelina Jolie?

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Angry Fruit Salad
19-01-2005, 20:17
hee hee look a nihilist obsessed with celebrity gossip!



Also of course she is a demonic succubus, she wore a vial of blood around her freakin neck!

Who cares? She's hot and freaky.
Grave_n_idle
19-01-2005, 20:22
/me closes his eyes and mutters to himself:

I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because....

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

...



Not that I actually care, but I'd like to double-check a couple of things:
Are we talking about Angelina Jolie, here?
Is the woman pictured in Post #1 of this topic Angelina Jolie?

--The Democratic States of Cogitation

Yes, Angelina "I'm not allowed on the furniture" Jolie.

(Okay - that was mean) *contrite*

The very same Tombraider-y girl thing, yes.

Just don't see any attraction, myself.
Rouge Jiggady
19-01-2005, 20:27
I was right, that frogged faced harlot stole Brad from Jen


http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/bradangelinacover.jpg

http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/starbradangelina011805.html




My what a credible news source you have.................................. :rolleyes:
Rubina
19-01-2005, 20:29
/me closes his eyes and mutters to himself:

I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because....

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court JesterSuuurrre you can. You know you want to. Go ahead. It'll feeel good.

Damn. My powers of temptation are running low today. :D
Nihilistic Beginners
19-01-2005, 20:31
/me closes his eyes and mutters to himself:

I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because it cites a tabloid.
I cannot lock a topic just because....

I only made this thread because people said I was irrational for believing that toad-faced Angelina Jolie stole Brad from Jen. And now I have proof, so I'm not irrational.
Cogitation
19-01-2005, 20:31
Yes, Angelina "I'm not allowed on the furniture" Jolie.

(Okay - that was mean) *contrite*

The very same Tombraider-y girl thing, yes.

Just don't see any attraction, myself.
/me looks at woman pictured in Post #1.
/me rereads "ugly" comments.
/me looks at woman pictured in Post #1.
/me rereads "ugly" comments.

Okay, I am not seeing the "ugly", here. Maybe it's just the low-resolution image playing tricks on my eyes?


I only made this thread because people said I was irrational for believing that toad-faced Angelina Jolie stole Brad from Jen. And now I have proof, so I'm not irrational.
I'm just stating my personal opinions on tabloids in a jestful manner. I'm not really that tempted to take Mod action, nor would Mod action be justified.


--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Janers place
19-01-2005, 20:41
WHO CARES

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:


I happen to agree with you on this one.
Grave_n_idle
19-01-2005, 20:42
/me looks at woman pictured in Post #1.
/me rereads "ugly" comments.
/me looks at woman pictured in Post #1.
/me rereads "ugly" comments.

Okay, I am not seeing the "ugly", here. Maybe it's just the low-resolution image playing tricks on my eyes?

--The Democratic States of Cogitation

I didn't say she was 'ugly'... there is just nothing about that pre-packaged mass-production 'look' that I find appealing.

It's like... is Barbie sexy?
Cogitation
19-01-2005, 20:56
I didn't say she was 'ugly'...
You didn't, no. Other posters in this topic have said she was ugly. I refer to Posts #19 and #37.

...there is just nothing about that pre-packaged mass-production 'look' that I find appealing.

It's like... is Barbie sexy?
Fair enough.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Nihilistic Beginners
19-01-2005, 21:03
You know who is uglier than Angelina Jolie...Jessica Alba. but Jessica seems to be a nice person while Angelina is not.
Thelona
20-01-2005, 00:18
I only made this thread because people said I was irrational for believing that toad-faced Angelina Jolie stole Brad from Jen. And now I have proof, so I'm not irrational.

People said you were irrational for caring, not for believing.