Who should get custody?
Eutrusca
18-01-2005, 23:38
A seven year old Dallas, Texas, boy was at the center of a courtroom drama this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents so the judge awarded custody to his aunt.
The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents did, and refused to live there.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.
The judge then decided to allow the boy to choose who should have custody of him.
Custody was granted to the Dallas Cowboys this morning as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.
:D
BlatantSillyness
18-01-2005, 23:39
B'doom tch
Andaluciae
18-01-2005, 23:44
The Cleveland Browns, as they can beat even less people than the Cowboys...
Eutrusca
18-01-2005, 23:57
The Cleveland Browns, as they can beat even less people than the Cowboys...
LOL! hmmm. You just might have a point there! ;)
Peechland
19-01-2005, 00:08
A seven year old Dallas, Texas, boy was at the center of a courtroom drama this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents so the judge awarded custody to his aunt.
The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents did, and refused to live there.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.
The judge then decided to allow the boy to choose who should have custody of him.
Custody was granted to the Dallas Cowboys this morning as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.
:D
LOL......*Claps*
Teranius
19-01-2005, 00:10
He should have gone to the 49ers.
Sdaeriji
19-01-2005, 00:14
Cincinnati Bengals?
The Buffalo Bills really proved they can't beat anyone in the early 90s. How about them?
Keruvalia
19-01-2005, 02:09
Custody was granted to the Dallas Cowboys this morning as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.
:D
Classic!
Send him to my team, DA BEAR!!!
Sdaeriji
19-01-2005, 02:12
Send him to my team, DA BEAR!!!
But DA BEARS!!!! have been winners at some point. We need perpetual losers.
But DA BEARS!!!! have been winners at some point. We need perpetual losers.
The Cowboys have won a superbowl more recently than the Bears. 9 years ago vs. 19 years ago. The Cowboys actually beat the Bears.
Teranius
19-01-2005, 02:26
But DA BEARS!!!! have been winners at some point. We need perpetual losers.
I would say Texans, but I think the Texans are going to be playoff contenders next year.
Eutrusca
19-01-2005, 02:36
LOL......*Claps*
Thank you, thank you. There's a donation bucket next to the exit door, which you may use on the way out. :D
Nureonia
19-01-2005, 02:37
Cincinnati Bengals?
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. :mad:
We're 8-8. That is not COMPLETE suckitude. :mad: