Kanabia is the son of god!
The Imperial Navy
18-01-2005, 14:08
...And I'm Satans brother! Isn't that great! I met a family member via the net!
So, getting banished to Earth for forcing hitler to have sex with an elephant wasn't so bad after all...
Keruvalia
18-01-2005, 14:10
Kanabia is the son of god!
'Bout time someone recognized ...
The Imperial Navy
18-01-2005, 14:11
Aww dammit sorry folks but in a second I gotta go to lesson-Part of my punishment you know. Bit boring seeing as I already know everything...
*bows*
(My real-world Parent's middle names are actually Mary and Joseph too. How about that?)
Greedy Pig
18-01-2005, 14:21
Creepy.
Kanabia's the Anti-Christ.. And TIN is the false prophet.
Everybody knows that the son of God has to be jewish.
Keruvalia's the son of God.. Umm. Daughter-reincarnated.
Kanabia's the Anti-Christ
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
The Imperial Navy
18-01-2005, 14:31
Whats wrong with being Satans brother?
The Imperial Navy
18-01-2005, 14:40
Oh yes, i'll just introduce you to my cousin.
I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand... Hee hee hee!
Oh don't worry about him, he always says that.
I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand... Hee hee hee!
Hey, dude! Seen Cthulhu lately? What's he up to?
The Imperial Navy
18-01-2005, 14:57
Hey, dude! Seen Cthulhu lately? What's he up to?
Oh, you know. He's been working with the Japanese on a new Anime: "Tentacle rape 4-Ouch that hurts!", and he's been given the part of the evil tentacles. His lines are "splat!" and "Splutter". They reckon it's gonna be a hit.
His lines are "splat!" and "Splutter". They reckon it's gonna be a hit.[/color][/b]
That reminds me of another movie I saw recently...oh! What am I saying?
The Imperial Navy
18-01-2005, 15:08
That reminds me of another movie I saw recently...oh! What am I saying?
LOL
*bows*
(My real-world Parent's middle names are actually Mary and Joseph too. How about that?)
Hah! I more of the son of god than you. My parents first names are joseph and mary and my name starts with a J!
All hail Celack, The new christ!
(considering my english teacher is always bitching at me for blaspheming and I'm typing this up during english class because we're in the computer lab, this is really really funny!)
The Imperial Navy
18-01-2005, 15:14
WIth my birth I bring the beginning of the Apocalypse. Before I am dead, the end will come...
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hah! I more of the son of god than you. My parents first names are joseph and mary and my name starts with a J!
All hail Celack, The new christ!
(considering my english teacher is always bitching at me for blaspheming and I'm typing this up during english class because we're in the computer lab, this is really really funny!)
*Kicks Celack in the balls*
No, Hail me, fool.
That didn't hurt for I have the holy cup of protection, which signifies that I am indeed the son of god.....you see he wants grandchildren. Now where a female believer who wants to do God's will, if you get what i mean.
*Bow chicka wow wow*
That didn't hurt for I have the holy cup of protection, which signifies that I am indeed the son of god.....you see he wants grandchildren. Now where a female believer who wants to do God's will, if you get what i mean.
*Bow chicka wow wow*
*moons Celack* This will burn your eyes out.
Oh my god!!!!!! It's bill o'reilly in the middle of those flesh coloured orbs!!!!
Holy shit!!!!
The Imperial Navy
18-01-2005, 15:36
Really want to be freaked out? try this...
Clicky (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1136&NEXTID=0&PREVID=1071&DISPLAYORDER=20040129000056&CAT=anims&NSFW=&page=5)
Oh noes!!!one!
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Gaaahhhhh!
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Oh my god!!!!!! It's bill o'reilly in the middle of those flesh coloured orbs!!!!
Holy shit!!!!
I just called bill o'reilly an A-hole. This is an explanation for those who are slow.
The Imperial Navy
18-01-2005, 15:41
Oh noes!!!one!
It's a The page cannot be displayed.
Odd... it works for me.
Keruvalia
18-01-2005, 15:51
Keruvalia's the son of God.. Umm. Daughter-reincarnated.
I'd be a son ... though I'm not sure I'd want the job. Imagine trying to live up to Daddy's expectations! Kanabia can have it. :p
I'd be a son ... though I'm not sure I'd want the job. Imagine trying to live up to Daddy's expectations! Kanabia can have it. :p
Who said you have to meet expectations? I'm going to be the godly version of a rebellious teenage brat. :D