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Stupid man visits dentist!

Flamebaittrolls
18-01-2005, 04:33
Source (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11973253%255E13762,00.html)

Man unaware of nail in brain
From correspondents in Los Angeles
January 18, 2005

A DENTIST found the source of the toothache Patrick Lawler was complaining about on the roof of his mouth: a 10cm nail the construction worker had unknowingly embedded in his skull six days earlier.

A nail gun backfired on Lawler, 23, on January 6 while working in Breckenridge, Colorado, and drove a nail into a piece of wood nearby, but Lawler didn't realise a second nail had shot through his mouth.

Following the accident, he had what he thought was a minor toothache and blurry vision. On Wednesday, after painkillers and ice didn't ease the pain, he went to a dental office where his wife, Katerina, works.

"We all are friends, so I thought the [dentists] were joking ... then the doctor came out and said, 'There's really a nail,"' Katerina Lawler said. "Patrick just broke down. I mean, he had been eating ice cream to help the swelling."

He was taken to a Denver hospital, where he underwent a four-hour surgery. The nail had plunged 4cm into his brain, barely missing his right eye, his sister Lisa Metcalse said.

"This is the second one we've seen in this hospital where the person was injured by the nail gun and didn't actually realise it," neurosurgeon Sean Markey said. "It's a rare injury."

Mr Lawler was recovering in hospital yesterday where he was expected to have to spend several more days.

Despite his lack of medical insurance and hospital bills expected to amount to between $105,000 and $130,000, Katerina Lawler said her husband was in good spirits.

"The doctors said, 'If you're going to have a nail in the brain, that's the way you want it to be'," she said. "He's the luckiest guy, ever."

The Daily Telegraph
Luckiest guy? HA! Stupidist you mean. How can you not know you've shot yourself in the face with a nail gun that's in your brain?
Kryozerkia
18-01-2005, 04:35
And not even realise what it was?? Ow...
Buechoria
18-01-2005, 04:36
Why are you laughing at a guy who probably went through intense pain?

Swelling probably covered most or all of the nail, and he thought he had a toothache.

It didn't go thoguht his head, it went into his mouth.
Pongoar
18-01-2005, 04:39
Maybe it hit the part of the brain that makes you realize there's a nail in it.
Rogue Angelica
18-01-2005, 04:41
Why are you laughing at a guy who probably went through intense pain?

Swelling probably covered most or all of the nail, and he thought he had a toothache.

It didn't go thoguht his head, it went into his mouth.
He obviously wasn't going through that much pain.
Buechoria
18-01-2005, 04:42
Well, while that may be true, it must've been painful.
Flamebaittrolls
18-01-2005, 04:42
It didn't go thoguht his head, it went into his mouth.

The nail had plunged 4cm into his brain, barely missing his right eye
I'm sorry, I don't know what your anatomy is like, but for the rest of us our mouth, brain and eyes are in our head. No one said it went through BTW...
Antebellum South
18-01-2005, 04:43
I'm a starfish.
Buechoria
18-01-2005, 04:43
No, see, I think it went through the roof of his mouth.
Flamebaittrolls
18-01-2005, 04:47
No, see, I think it went through the roof of his mouth.

Yes, through mouth, into brain. Both of which are in/on your head.

*Laughs at starfish*
Tarlachia
18-01-2005, 06:47
I don't believe it... The guy shot himself, and didn't notice it? Bullshit. At the very least, he would've felt, tasted, and seen the blood that would have resulted from such a wound. Not to mention...wouldn't he feel some weird little hole in his head (so to speak) where it didn't belong?

Basic human anatomy and common sense says that this story is false. Think about it people...
Clamparapa
18-01-2005, 06:53
Yeah I heard about that on T.V.; on the news.
Boonytopia
18-01-2005, 07:00
It was in our local paper too, theage.com.au with a cool picture of the x-ray. How could he not know that he'd shot himself with the nail gun?
Saipea
18-01-2005, 07:05
Who cares? I'm glad I'm not an Epsilon.
Dobbs Town
18-01-2005, 07:31
The brain is a funny thing.
Goed Twee
18-01-2005, 09:26
Maybe it hit the part of the brain that makes you realize there's a nail in it.

Roffle! :D
Sum Bristol
18-01-2005, 09:43
Despite his lack of medical insurance and hospital bills expected to amount to between $105,000 and $130,000, Katerina Lawler said her husband was in good spirits.


Whose glad they live in Britain and have the good ol'e NHS? :)
Flamebaittrolls
18-01-2005, 10:35
I don't believe it... The guy shot himself, and didn't notice it? Bullshit. At the very least, he would've felt, tasted, and seen the blood that would have resulted from such a wound. Not to mention...wouldn't he feel some weird little hole in his head (so to speak) where it didn't belong?

Basic human anatomy and common sense says that this story is false. Think about it people...

You stupid brainless dick with a nail where your brain should be.
Branin
18-01-2005, 10:46
I'm a starfish.

YOu are spam.

Nail gun+head=OUCH
Roxleys
18-01-2005, 10:59
Dear God...Homer Simpson lives! :eek: Or am I the only one who thought of the crayon up the nose episode when they read this?

This is kind of the backwards version of that woman in the hot car where the tube of dough exploded and she thought her brain was leaking out.
Branin
18-01-2005, 11:03
Stupid man visits dentist!

I was totally unaware I viseted the dentist.

*reads rest of article*
*shudders*

Oh, okay. It wasn't me.